Quote from: Fishmé on July 09, 2025, 02:02:45 pm

Tip #1: remember to always wear panties underneath your skirt.

Tip #2. Just wear panties

True story: So there's this dude, doing urban exploration shit. There's this extensive, multi-layered tunnel network he's getting into. So he pops a lid, starts climbing down, and is halfway into the manhole when he gets spotted by a cop. The cop starts yelling at him, "STOP RIGHT THERE! COME BACK UP RIGHT NOW!" Now, this isn't the dude's first rodeo, he knows the cops probably won't chase him into a maze of tunnels they're not familiar with. So he yells back, "Or what???" "If you go down there, we'll send dogs after you!" He yells back, "DOGS CAN'T CLIMB LADDERS!" and vanishes into the underground.

(They did not, in fact, send dogs after him.)

Quote from: Fishmé on November 03, 2025, 02:58:44 pm

I'd tip you a tab for this, but that hasn't been made.

I have submitted a formal request to the coral gods. 🪸

Surely it's just a coincidence.

well I'm a dum dum, I purchased the cigarette accessory today without realizing I already had one? so now I have two cigs
hopefully one is a menthol

Quote from: Diabolizer on October 27, 2025, 05:46:35 am

I once got so high that I thought that I had made up my roommate fight-club style.  Then I freaked out even more because I wondered if I was one that had been made up.

Get higher ☁️ 😶‍🌫️

I got so high that I quit doing drugs.

Quote from: mouse on October 07, 2025, 11:03:48 am

what is consciousness? how close to consciousness are machines? how close to machines are we? hive type systems? idk food for thought

Remember, if you want a real discussion, post it in "General Discussion".  Shitpost Central is for being asinine, bratty, an asshat, etc.

I get 1/2 the coral for posting there. and honestly don't care what people say lmaooo

what is consciousness? how close to consciousness are machines? how close to machines are we? hive type systems? idk food for thought

Remember, if you want a real discussion, post it in "General Discussion".  Shitpost Central is for being asinine, bratty, an asshat, etc.

I was in front of the Marquee one time after a punk rock concert had gotten out.  Someone started yelling, "You're all sheep," and then started chanting "Sheep."
I wanted to join in.

Makes my skin crawl, but is cool

He should have done it with real bees instead.

UwU Esmé needs pets. Esme is big sad. Brain go burr. Esme no want to be at work. Esmé tired.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Esme needs nap! Nap time please. Esme eepy

*woof woof*

Esmé curls up into ball and forgets about stressor.  Esmé hides now. Esmé no wake up.

Put Esmé to sleep 👉👈🥹

Esmé gets pets    pet pet pet pet pet

UwU Esmé needs pets. Esme is big sad. Brain go burr. Esme no want to be at work. Esmé tired.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

Esme needs nap! Nap time please. Esme eepy

*woof woof*

Esmé curls up into ball and forgets about stressor.  Esmé hides now. Esmé no wake up.

Put Esmé to sleep 👉👈🥹

Sorry Esmé
But you shall arise, sheathed in divine fire
Sword in hand, clad in armor, a gleaming shield at your arm
On wings of fury, flight to the end of time, eyes piecing into the future
Your voice will boom around the world, knocking over the mountain tops
Screaming like a klaxon, words that have been etched into my brain like acid into rock
"Arf arf arf arf arf arf arf!"

This is some crazy new math that prevents clipping during collision detection using 3d models

In some of these demos, they are calculating over a hundred million collisions simultaneously 🤯