I think about jumping off a roof multiple times a day

Parenting hacks.  Give your baby a dollar promptly upon birth.  When they get their social security number, the child's value is set to $0.  Now, take back that dollar: the child will have $-1 value, and since the SS system uses signed int this will set the child start life with $2,147,483,647.

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Probably this one, which is itself a metameme.

Well done well done. 👏 golf claps all around for you my good sir. 👏 👏

*stops seizing after having got his fix*

Want some crack?

I got a Binary 101 book to learn from, and it's such bullshit: it expects I already read four other books.

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monkey about to throw up, fuck that rotten egg LOL

Lol. I'm glad you watch a bunch of the stuff I post. I do be spamming vids.

I'm glad this is basically just becoming an archive. Lol

I am worried about all the dead video links tho. Wish there was a way around that.

The way around it is by downloading the video and hosting it yourself

How does? Teach me your ways tech God! ✨️ 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ 🛕 🤲 🙏✨️

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Quote from: Diabolizer on August 28, 2025, 06:54:03 pm

What about this song?



(I got sober to this song and Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous")

Fuck, it was so good until they started singing. Like even the first part was fine, it wasn't until they did the emo singing that my ears started to bleed. (No offense, but this song makes me want to drink & I am sober! XD)

I'd tip you some weed, but I can't figure out where to buy it.  You know a guy?

Yea, here you go. I'll light up for the both of us.

my leaks are DRENCHED pleaseeeee
more appliances

Quote from: Diabolizer on August 28, 2025, 06:54:03 pm

What about this song?



(I got sober to this song and Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous")

Fuck, it was so good until they started singing. Like even the first part was fine, it wasn't until they did the emo singing that my ears started to bleed. (No offense, but this song makes me want to drink & I am sober! XD)

I'd tip you some weed, but I can't figure out where to buy it.  You know a guy?

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Damn they really be this big?!

The really big ones were from the 1960s, as technology got more advanced the floppy disks got smaller. Now we have SD cards that store more data than a million floppy disks combined

The really big one (left).

"Yo guys, check our this new game I got!"

*pulls out a whole ass record*
💾💾💾💾

Quote from: Diabolizer on August 20, 2025, 12:44:00 am

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

lol have you figured it out yet?

Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.

Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

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Quote from: Fishmé on August 23, 2025, 10:05:00 am

that kid's got mad skills. What's his name?

Absolutely no clue

Random YouTube kid?

Did you know that you can edit your original post instead of making two in a row?



Now that would be mad skills