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Re: how 2 parenting
« on: August 30, 2025, 06:50:50 am »
Parenting hacks.  Give your baby a dollar promptly upon birth.  When they get their social security number, the child's value is set to $0.  Now, take back that dollar: the child will have $-1 value, and since the SS system uses signed int this will set the child start life with $2,147,483,647.

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Re: Fetishes thread
« on: August 31, 2025, 03:41:40 pm »

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Re: Life hacks
« on: August 30, 2025, 02:13:26 pm »

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Re: Meta memes, memes exponentiated
« on: August 30, 2025, 03:58:05 am »
Probably this one, which is itself a metameme.


Well done well done. 👏 golf claps all around for you my good sir. 👏 👏

*stops seizing after having got his fix*

Want some crack?

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Re: Dad jokes
« on: August 28, 2025, 08:40:36 pm »
I got a Binary 101 book to learn from, and it's such bullshit: it expects I already read four other books.

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Re: Animals being funny
« on: August 28, 2025, 05:24:56 pm »


monkey about to throw up, fuck that rotten egg LOL

Lol. I'm glad you watch a bunch of the stuff I post. I do be spamming vids.

I'm glad this is basically just becoming an archive. Lol

I am worried about all the dead video links tho. Wish there was a way around that.

The way around it is by downloading the video and hosting it yourself

How does? Teach me your ways tech God! ✨️ 🙏 🤲 🕍 🕌 ⛪️ 🛕 🤲 🙏✨️

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What about this song?



(I got sober to this song and Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous")

Fuck, it was so good until they started singing. Like even the first part was fine, it wasn't until they did the emo singing that my ears started to bleed. (No offense, but this song makes me want to drink & I am sober! XD)

I'd tip you some weed, but I can't figure out where to buy it.  You know a guy?

Yea, here you go. I'll light up for the both of us.

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Re: [SECRETS] [WETLEAKS] omg new avatar preview
« on: August 28, 2025, 08:52:34 pm »
my leaks are DRENCHED pleaseeeee
more appliances

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What about this song?



(I got sober to this song and Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous")

Fuck, it was so good until they started singing. Like even the first part was fine, it wasn't until they did the emo singing that my ears started to bleed. (No offense, but this song makes me want to drink & I am sober! XD)

I'd tip you some weed, but I can't figure out where to buy it.  You know a guy?

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Re: Random shit on the internet
« on: August 28, 2025, 06:15:57 am »

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Re: I have never seen a floppy disk irl before.
« on: August 28, 2025, 05:22:51 pm »


Damn they really be this big?!

The really big ones were from the 1960s, as technology got more advanced the floppy disks got smaller. Now we have SD cards that store more data than a million floppy disks combined

The really big one (left).


"Yo guys, check our this new game I got!"

*pulls out a whole ass record*
💾💾💾💾

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Re: Magic The Gathering
« on: August 28, 2025, 12:28:46 am »
Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.
Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

lol have you figured it out yet?

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Re: Magic The Gathering
« on: August 21, 2025, 04:54:48 pm »
Marjorie Taylor Greene is such a cunt-bag.
Wait what the fuck does she have to do with MTG

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Re: Mad skills
« on: August 28, 2025, 12:47:24 am »


that kid's got mad skills. What's his name?
Absolutely no clue
Random YouTube kid?

Did you know that you can edit your original post instead of making two in a row?



Now that would be mad skills

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Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
« on: August 21, 2025, 07:27:19 pm »
hiii I'm mouse
she/her/it/puppy/down bad

i have known about wetfish for a hot second but haven't done anything here until now (accepts the shame)

im getting into computers and am excited to see whats it is that y'all got goin on here and maybe even learn somethin

unfortunately im a baby and wasn't around for the good old Internet so im trying to catch up on everything

Rachel introduced me to wetfish after I met her doing mutual aid n she took me to The Mountain

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