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Re: post your pronouns
« on: October 12, 2023, 07:53:18 pm »
Writing prompt: A young fey creature just tricked you into giving them your name. They are now writhing on the ground in agony begging you to take it back. You have no idea what’s going on.

“Please!” The almost human form spat at you while struggling for breath. It’s once pale and soft skin starting to bruise and cut from invisible sources as it’s limbs bend into shapes that cannot be if the structure of its body is made of bone.

“No,” you reply a soft smirk growing wider on your face as you look upon the suffering of this once merciless thing.

“Do you know how long I’ve waited? How long I have searched these woods for something like you? Feigning innocence and confusion until one of you came to help the lost traveler?”

You bend down near to the creature but still out of reach. You have read that the fae would gladly put on a theatrical display to lure you in closer, just within reach to take your face as well as the name you once had.

The now wheezing thing no longer resembles anything that could be described as human. More and more of it’s black as night blood oozing from the now gaping wounds this mound of flesh cries from. With no mouth it’s hard to cry from anywhere else.

“I know what you are, and what you’ve done. 36 people over 10 years. Very bold in my experience. ‘how naive?’ I thought. This one must be new. Without a court to teach them the moderation it takes to not draw the eyes of a wizard who may use them as they sought to use the wizard.”

The writhing had stopped. The only sounds from the thing in front of you are the short shallow gasps of a death approaching. It manages to choke one last thing out. It’s final question.

“…how..?”

“It’s called a ‘deadname’ for a reason.”

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Re: Dad jokes
« on: September 15, 2023, 08:36:45 am »
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every ninety minutes?

Why do alarm clocks make noise when we say they go off?

Shouldn't it be "SOME things in moderation" instead of "All things..." ?

Why do we yell "heads up!" when we want people to duck?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic" ?

We call it quicksand but it sucks you down so slowly...

Why are all the outdoors things looked after by the Department Of The Interior ?

We call them marbles but they're made out of glass.

When French people are about to swear, do they first say "parodonez-moi mon Anglais" ?

What does a bald man have as their hair colour on a driver's license?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

You carry suits in a garment case; you carry garments in a suitcase.

When two aeroplanes almost collide and miss each other, we call it a "near miss" not "nearly a hit".

How can something be both "new" and "improved" ?

How did the "Keep Off The Grass" sign get on the grass?

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Re: Old Internet
« on: October 08, 2023, 10:48:32 am »
He made another one recently

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Re: What do you get out of Wetfish?
« on: September 11, 2023, 09:43:08 pm »
the only community that hasn't banned me yet. memes are great, love anime night with mozai, new drugs experiences.

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Re: Monstergirls
« on: September 15, 2023, 06:19:44 am »
Slam in the back of my Dragula

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Re: Dad jokes
« on: September 14, 2023, 09:49:07 pm »

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Re: Dad jokes
« on: August 25, 2023, 06:26:35 pm »

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Re: What do you do with all your extra cum
« on: August 26, 2023, 05:10:06 am »

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Re: AI-Assisted Memes
« on: August 20, 2023, 08:16:47 am »

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Re: Dad jokes
« on: August 14, 2023, 02:54:15 pm »

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Re: AI-Assisted Memes
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Re: Christian Memes
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Re: All cops are bastards
« on: August 09, 2023, 06:16:24 pm »

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Re: people are dumb as hell lmao
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Re: Elon's musk
« on: August 02, 2023, 08:55:22 pm »
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1683808576328937472.html

on musk changing the name of twitter to x: he's reliving his fantasy from 1999. very mid life crisis

I remember reading about the history of PayPal and X.com years ago. It's funny how Elon refuses to admit he was wrong and continues to try and make X.com a thing

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