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Title: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on December 23, 2016, 04:57:12 pm
hey y'all

how often do you fap?

tbh I only do it like every couple weeks at most

I don't have a super high sex drive I guess
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Kitlero on December 24, 2016, 05:46:38 am
Far too often.
I was doing pretty good at once a week and nofapped for two. Then I went on vacation and banged and now the urge to fap is pretty bad but I got it back down to every other day.
I'm pretty sure this I'm addicted to that dopamine release.

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Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: ceph on December 24, 2016, 12:28:11 pm
Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Kitlero on December 24, 2016, 12:39:05 pm
Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak

How'd you manage? I'm pretty jealous.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on December 24, 2016, 10:43:58 pm
Currently on a 3+ month no-fap streak

No wonder you've been on edge lately
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: nicefish on January 28, 2017, 09:07:23 am
~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on January 28, 2017, 07:51:20 pm
~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC (https://wetfish.net/irc)?
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: nicefish on January 28, 2017, 11:46:42 pm
~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC (https://wetfish.net/irc)?

I checked it out but I wasn't feeling up for fapping at the time.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on January 28, 2017, 11:48:14 pm
~every other day.

Maybe we can schedule a time where we can all fap together?

Haha that sounds nice. Have you tried IRC (https://wetfish.net/irc)?

I checked it out but I wasn't feeling up for fapping at the time.

hey that's cool

maybe some other time

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Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: FamousFish on February 03, 2017, 12:05:42 pm
Once every week or two if I remember. I forget I even have a dick anymore.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: nicefish on February 03, 2017, 09:24:21 pm
Once every week or two if I remember. I forget I even have a dick anymore.

i see my dick every day. for example, when i pee
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Shikamaru on April 04, 2017, 12:43:42 pm
Type these two commands in mirc then hit f10 key in mirc everytime you wish to record your fap

Code: [Select]
/alias f10 write -a fap.txt $ctime | echo -a Fap recorded.

/alias fapstats var %t $lines(fap.txt) | var %1 $read(fap.txt,0) | var %2 $read(fap.txt,$calc(%t - 1)) | echo -a Over a period of $duration($calc(%2 - %1)) you have fapped %t times. That's about 1 fap every $duration($calc((%2 - %1) / %t))

Example of output of /fapstats:
Quote
Over a period of 2wks 1day 20hrs 30mins 34secs you have fapped 26 times. That's about 1 fap every 14hrs 38mins 5secs
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: redheron on April 04, 2017, 01:03:20 pm
Changes day to day based on my mood. I'd say "fairly often" to summerize.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on April 04, 2017, 10:35:16 pm
Type these two commands in mirc then hit f10 key in mirc everytime you wish to record your fap

Code: [Select]
/alias f10 write -a fap.txt $ctime | echo -a Fap recorded.

/alias fapstats var %t $lines(fap.txt) | var %1 $read(fap.txt,0) | var %2 $read(fap.txt,$calc(%t - 1)) | echo -a Over a period of $duration($calc(%2 - %1)) you have fapped %t times. That's about 1 fap every $duration($calc((%2 - %1) / %t))

Example of output of /fapstats:
Quote
Over a period of 2wks 1day 20hrs 30mins 34secs you have fapped 26 times. That's about 1 fap every 14hrs 38mins 5secs

This is the most beautiful mIRC script I've ever seen. I wonder if it's possible to make something similar for irssi. I'd guess it would probably need to be a perl plugin
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 31, 2017, 02:22:26 pm
wish there were a better way to track, some kind of app or something dumb. reddit nofap has a thing https://tracker.nofap.com/  (https://tracker.nofap.com/)i don't think it has stats tho
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 31, 2017, 02:23:13 pm
also i fap mostly once a day, sometimes more sometimes less. it's been suggested to me i have an enlarged prostate. i can talk about this at length. i won't tho.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on May 31, 2017, 08:14:26 pm
wish there were a better way to track, some kind of app or something dumb. reddit nofap has a thing https://tracker.nofap.com/  (https://tracker.nofap.com/)i don't think it has stats tho

totally putting this on my secret todo list
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Yam on June 01, 2017, 04:08:07 pm
I'd say like 1.15 times a day :(
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on May 18, 2020, 03:19:37 pm
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Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Kitlero on May 18, 2020, 04:33:43 pm
wish there were a better way to track, some kind of app or something dumb. reddit nofap has a thing https://tracker.nofap.com/  (https://tracker.nofap.com/)i don't think it has stats tho

There's an App called quitzilla. Pretty basic functionality that you just choose a subject to start a timer on. You can restart the timer if you do a thing or if you forget to reset the timer then you can go back to previous days. Has a calender look that will show you the days you marked as having done thing.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Diabolizer on June 13, 2020, 02:38:14 am
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How many hours of physical therapy must Aaron do to recover from injuring his wrists.  Show your work.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 15, 2020, 12:16:38 pm
wish there were a better way to track, some kind of app or something dumb. reddit nofap has a thing https://tracker.nofap.com/  (https://tracker.nofap.com/)i don't think it has stats tho

There's an App called quitzilla. Pretty basic functionality that you just choose a subject to start a timer on. You can restart the timer if you do a thing or if you forget to reset the timer then you can go back to previous days. Has a calender look that will show you the days you marked as having done thing.

i'm interested in keeping stats i'm nto trying to quit, like 1) pooping 2) eating 3) sleep 4) fapping and i'm curious how they all interact. like when i'm stressed sometimes i eat more or less but i'm not sure how much more. and it would be cool to track enough stuff that interactiosn and correlations were pointed out to me by the app instead of deliberately considering them myself because myb rain is not always that clever
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 01, 2020, 11:00:10 am
update: a lot more than before
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 01, 2020, 12:29:42 pm
i'm on the nofap bullshit with a friend, as of 1337EST yesterday (6/30)
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 01, 2020, 09:30:04 pm
i'm on the nofap bullshit with a friend, as of 1337EST yesterday (6/30)


nice man, let me know when you start developing super powers
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: nicefish on July 01, 2020, 10:36:13 pm
9.001 ghz
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: tawd on July 01, 2020, 10:39:06 pm
im fap
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: tawd on July 01, 2020, 11:06:05 pm
im fap
im finish
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 02, 2020, 06:47:40 am
im fap
im finish

nice
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: tawd on July 02, 2020, 06:52:25 am
Captains log, star date 450 38 22

it was a leisurely fap.  The kind of fap one faps when they have nothing urgent to do, like shopping on a sunday afternoon... followed by exercise, followed by chores and procrastination then another fap, and then bed.


Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 02, 2020, 08:47:30 am
the superpowers are kicking in. i have vaporized the neighborhoods squirrels.
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 02, 2020, 12:58:36 pm
i failed :( i will try again. mark time 1555/02/07/2020
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 02, 2020, 01:01:15 pm
oh shit, that didn't take long


must have been that japanese guy in blackface


really got ya going huh?
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Diabolizer on July 02, 2020, 08:49:15 pm
the superpowers are kicking in. i have vaporized the neighborhoods squirrels.

*faporized
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 03, 2020, 03:57:25 am
the superpowers are kicking in. i have vaporized the neighborhoods squirrels.

*faporized

nice, I'm using that from now on
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: Diabolizer on July 03, 2020, 06:46:53 pm
the superpowers are kicking in. i have vaporized the neighborhoods squirrels.

*faporized

nice, I'm using that from now on

I can see a super villian using it: Citizens of earth turn over your coral to me or I will faporize your cities!
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on July 06, 2020, 08:38:57 am
the superpowers are kicking in. i have vaporized the neighborhoods squirrels.

*faporized

nice, I'm using that from now on

I can see a super villian using it: Citizens of earth turn over your coral to me or I will faporize your cities!


you'll make everyone in the city cum simultaneously?

that's not really a good punishment...
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: taegan on July 06, 2020, 08:41:21 am
hey y'all

how often do you fap?

tbh I only do it like every couple weeks at most

I don't have a super high sex drive I guess

every single day. hello this is my first forum post
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 06, 2020, 11:31:16 am
hey y'all

how often do you fap?

tbh I only do it like every couple weeks at most

I don't have a super high sex drive I guess

every single day. hello this is my first forum post

welcum to the forums budy :)
Title: day 4 of nofap
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 06, 2020, 11:31:50 am
have begun to manifest superpowers. i can read peoples thoughts. most people are thinking about having sex with me.
Title: Re: day 4 of nofap
Post by: Diabolizer on July 06, 2020, 10:31:34 pm
have begun to manifest superpowers. i can read peoples thoughts. most people are thinking about having sex with me.

Well duh
Title: Re: day 4 of nofap
Post by: rachel on July 07, 2020, 09:56:53 am
have begun to manifest superpowers. i can read peoples thoughts. most people are thinking about having sex with me.

a few more days and every woman who sees you is going to be dripping wet from your pent up masculine energy
Title: Re: fap frequency thread
Post by: rachel on September 22, 2020, 11:12:06 am