Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 08, 2018, 01:57:18 am
Lmao
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EtherDelta has to be the worst exchange ive ever been on. Ended up spending 100 bucks on fees just to buy nothing and get the ETH back into my wallet. What the actual fuck is this? Id rather stick my dick in a blender.
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FUCK THIS SITE! ALL IT DOES IS DEDUCT FEES CANT MARKET BUY OR SELL SHIT.
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I hope your business collapses after my pending withdrawal goes through in 22 hours.
18:57 < rachel> binance hacked 18:57 < rachel> 7k btc stolen 18:57 < rachel> all withdrawls disabled for a week 18:57 < rachel> while they do a security audit
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rothen on May 11, 2019, 03:18:35 am
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Binance will use the #SNAFU fund to cover this incident in full. No user funds will be affected.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 26, 2019, 05:49:34 pm
On Monday, in an emergency meeting of the city council, the administration of Lake City, a small Florida city with a population of 65,000, voted to pay a ransom demand of 42 bitcoins, worth nearly $500,000.
The decision to pay the ransom demand was made after the city suffered a catastrophic malware infection earlier this month, on June 10, which the city described as a "triple threat."
Despite the city's IT staff disconnecting impacted systems within ten minutes of detecting the attack, a ransomware strain infected almost all its computer systems, with the exception of the police and fire departments, which ran on a separate network.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on September 08, 2019, 05:26:58 pm
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 30, 2019, 10:18:48 pm
What a weird story. Your room is now deadly hot from bitcoin mining. Do you a) Open up doors and window b) leave the room c) decide to stop drinking water for days and go to sleep when you feel ill.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on February 06, 2021, 01:08:42 pm
How to mine Bitcoins:
1. Remove the CPU from your computer's motherboard 2. Place metal coins and action figures onto your computer's motherboard 3. ??? 4. Profit
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 14, 2021, 11:55:00 am
Fictional cryptocurrencies by Scott Alexander.
GenghisCoin: Distributed by proof-of-research; instead of using a random cryptography problem for proof-of-work, the Genghis protocol makes users solve a specific useful problem. In this case, the particular useful problem is mining competing cryptocurrencies with fewer users than GenghisCoin. Once GenghisCoin has mined enough of a competitor, it launches a 51% attack and redistributes the competing coin to its own users in proportion to how many GenghisCoins they have.
VatiCoin After a thousand years, the Catholic Church discovered how to do indulgences right: as tradable digital tokens. Not only does an initial coin offering provide better price discovery than the Pope picking a random number, but sinners who do good deeds later can sell their coins to someone else. Subject of several court cases about whether someone's VatiCoins go to their heirs upon their deaths or whether this would defeat the point; current holders are advised to avoid the problem by not disclosing the password to their wallet.
Driverify: Developed by Tesla's self-driving-car division. Cars mine Driverify with spare computing power while idling, and spend it bidding against each other for right-of-way if they arrive at a four-way stop sign at the same time (users can preprogram how aggressively their cars bid in these auctions). Compatible Teslas would also have fenders that send electrical pulses, transmitting data into the receiver fender of another car. If two Teslas got in a fender-bender, they could use their now-connected fenders to have the at-fault car recompense the victim by transferring an appropriate amount of Driverify.
RedCoin: Karl Marx always said that communism would be a non-hierarchical economic system that prospered after the state withered away. A group of Marxist intellectuals took the obvious next step and made it an altcoin. RedCoin is notable for its reverse-proof-of-stake; you get more RedCoin in proportion to how little RedCoin you have right now, ensuring that all wallets naturally tend toward an equal amount. You can't do decentralized finance on RedCoin, but you can do decentralized linear programming calculations to determine the optimal allocation of goods in a planned economy.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 25, 2021, 09:35:23 pm
Now you can be a New York City art-dealer asshole on the blockchain. https://dada.nyc/home
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In order to buy art from DADA.nyc, I first had to first download and install the MetaMask digital wallet Chrome browser plugin. I then created an account at Coinbase, the world’s most popular way to buy and sell Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin, and connected it to my bank account. With that in place, I was able to purchase the above artwork by artist moxarra from the "Creeps & Weirdos" collection for 0.0168730806870718 Ethereum ($11.833). As the owner, I now have the option to sell the work, same as with a physical work of art - but I have to say that I have grown quite fond of it and think I will hold onto it for now.
There are at least four major areas where blockchain will disrupt the art market:
1. Driving digital art sales through digital scarcity 2. Democratizing fine art investment 3. Improving provenance and reducing art forgery 4. Creating a more ethical way of paying artists
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on May 01, 2021, 10:04:22 am
don't copy that floppy (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/011788b9-d52c-e6a8-76a5-7bfc9df68a99.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 01, 2021, 01:30:06 pm
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 03, 2021, 01:04:11 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/hA7zGEK.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on November 16, 2021, 12:20:28 pm
"Bitcoin has been a speedrun of teaching libertarians how we got all our banking regulations; I'm excited for when someone collateralizes the coins and sells them to investment banks. In engineering we say every safety regulation was written in blood first then inked over; the same is true for banks."
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 17, 2021, 11:13:17 am
SIR hates NFTs, unless you mean "Nice Fat Tummies" (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/08262288-09ac-dac7-70a0-26df5d000646.png)
damn this whole time I had no idea my fetish was NFTs
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 06, 2022, 10:18:18 am
This chart needs more red string and pushpins. It was born after someone watched Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon hawk their Bored-Apes-Yacht-Club purchases on Fallon's teevee show. (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/b79c4b7b-a453-3bfe-eb01-7f6fef6b8af2.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 06, 2022, 02:19:44 pm
This chart needs more red string and pushpins. It was born after someone watched Paris Hilton and Jimmy Fallon hawk their Bored-Apes-Yacht-Club purchases on Fallon's teevee show. (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/b79c4b7b-a453-3bfe-eb01-7f6fef6b8af2.jpeg)
thats exactly what i thought when i saw that - this deserves to be a charlie wall. unfortunately, red string isn't inherently *directional* so some information would be lost..
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on March 03, 2022, 10:46:43 pm
"We'll pay you in multi-level marketing if you help us get more people into our multi-level marketing." (https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1N0TY.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on March 04, 2022, 01:17:24 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FM9EZt3aAAAdnfx.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on April 07, 2022, 12:09:22 am
(https://i.redd.it/qt6rfn4rpwr81.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on April 28, 2022, 01:51:14 pm
"So sick of people calling everything in crypto a Ponzi scheme. Some crypto projects are pump-and-dump schemes, while others are pyramid schemes. Others are just standard-issue fraud. Others are just middlemen skimming off the top. Stop glossing over the diversity in the industry." -- patdennis
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 02, 2022, 10:05:54 am
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 15, 2022, 08:39:17 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FVOVk1SWYAQIaAZ.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on July 26, 2022, 10:50:49 am
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on August 11, 2022, 11:45:04 am
A record of the "I have sad news for you, I have started recording all internet activities done by you" cheap-ass blackmail attempts.
2021-06-29 blackmail address was 1Mm12Pu5aWrXYAtws4MuhxjXs8QarsVKtD saw six deposits of 0.048 at the end of June 2021, and emptied March 2022. approx $10,000
2021-08-26 blackmail address was 1HxB2MbHd7nx43xXLKA6dLXkRzZKSHYh2G no deposits
2021-10-31 blackmail address was 1BwDYXp1YCa2NLfGiF5Gfnkmgf61MqupHb deposit 0.025 on November 6, five more Nov 11th, no withdrawals approx $3,000
2022-01-19 blackmail address was 17BSLhc597GybEuZ4DyFpdtceY3Moi3nWo three deposits Jan 20 approx $2,700
2022-03-15 blackmail address was 1GkrqGsN3ZpusEqQQqESZ6h2Wxdo6AW8xc three threats on the same day no deposits.
2022-04-28 blackmail address was 1HPaBSaYhPRJpfpL7rN36fSWmv8YR6pgzs five deposits on May 3, of about 0.04 BTC each, withdrawn Jun 13 approx $4,000
2022-05-02 blackmail addr was 1MW4maqRuqi62YiRNMaBiHT65WJJMEAvQw three threats on the same day nine deposits over the month of May, withdrawal on Jun 03 approx $12,100
2022-05-11 blackmail addr was 1GvxuP9puQCMNQvEKuwNrLeGwp9LWV4822 two threats in one day someone sent 0.0001 BTC may 12, it was withdrawn jun 03. approx $3 (three bucks)
2022-05-13 blackmail addr was 1LzA9kzQkGDTYSfbbLE8gK5RAJ5ke32ntC two threats in one day got two payments May 16, withdrawn Jun 03 approx $1,700
2022-05-17 blackmail addr was 1mxMw4vzaKZfqXeAqFP2aqB5QmJFRDKZv one payment of 0.05 BTC may 18, withdrawn Jun 03 approx $1,600
2022-07-08 blackmail addr was 1JSrCb8fwX15475Jztt3yA7JWHXzzxTX9h no payments
2022-07-31 blackmail addr was 16bHkVFULVmxTGVi2XKpwzkt5KrRnThzPg one payment of 0.004 BTC, no withdrawal approx $105
2022-08-01 blackmail addr was 1HmvPgkmdkaSr6R1KA31fW8kpw1EvZJo9H three threats in one day no payments
2022-08-10 blackmail addr was bc1q43sn7fzuj2jjejj9w3ysyve3xrl9hedds0e468 no payments
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 11, 2023, 01:37:22 pm