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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on May 18, 2020, 07:28:20 am

Title: How old were you when you first sharted?
Post by: nicefish on May 18, 2020, 07:28:20 am

Me, I don't remember ever sharting

Title: Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
Post by: Kitlero on May 18, 2020, 08:05:23 am

Hmm... The earliest I remember was first or second grade. I was sick from food poisoning because of Apple Bees earlier that evening. Got into bed, felt the need to fart, and promptly sharted myself.

I learned an important lesson that day:
"There's no such thing as a fart when you're sick."

Title: Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
Post by: Yam on May 18, 2020, 03:34:50 pm

never sharted gang here

Title: Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 23, 2020, 03:20:58 pm

i wish i were cool enough to shart. i only have strong bowel movements and silent, lethal farts

Title: Re: How old were you when you first sharted?
Post by: Anomaly on May 28, 2020, 11:52:11 am

old enough to know better