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Re: Baste & Cumpilled
« on: February 05, 2024, 12:11:09 pm »
Later I'm gonna masturbate to you and there's nothing you can do about it

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Re: Helpful linux commands
« on: February 04, 2024, 11:29:06 am »
DID U KNO bash has tcp sockets built into it?  So you can do very simple request+response things.  Instead of installing and launching ntpdate, in bash you can

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cat </dev/tcp/time.nist.gov/13
60344 24-02-04 19:21:25 00 0 0 141.2 UTC(NIST) *

(would you believe I wrote an OAuth2 client in bash using this?  I use it to post music scrobbles to last.fm, but I could use it for Twitter.)

Sometimes a program creates a tooltip, marks it with AlwaysOnTop, and forgets to dismiss it.  This is what I use to find which process owns which window (including immortal tooltips).  Type it, then mouse-click on the vagabond

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xwininfo -stats
Find the oldest file in all the subdirs of current directory

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find . -type f -printf '%TY%Tm%TdT%TH%TM %p\n' |sort |tail

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Re: [MEME HUNT] Truck stickers
« on: January 11, 2024, 03:28:36 pm »

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Re: AI-Assisted Memes
« on: January 13, 2024, 10:52:01 pm »
Meanwhile on Amazon

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Re: Funny shit my dudes
« on: January 10, 2024, 11:36:39 am »








I have so many questions about all of this.  Were they allowed to move whatever obscured exits and entrances on religious days? What did they do for lighting? did they set up chains of those special shabbat lights? My friend lives in a very jewish part of Brooklyn and has a lot of frustrations with it but he's out of town, he doesn't even know the likelihood of there having been a tunnel under his building.  How much of NY has been structurally compromised ?

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Re: Funny shit my dudes
« on: January 10, 2024, 07:33:12 am »
lol the preview button is broken predictable















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Re: Funny shit my dudes
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Re: cat thread
« on: January 09, 2024, 12:01:57 am »
cat is afraid of printer

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Re: cat thread
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Re: Funny shit my dudes
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Re: Funny shit my dudes
« on: January 08, 2024, 07:19:01 pm »




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Re: Elon's musk
« on: January 04, 2024, 08:49:28 am »
He talked about electric cars. I don't know enough about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.

Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software and Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say about software, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.

-- Rod Hilton

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Re: Funny shit my dudes
« on: January 03, 2024, 10:44:05 pm »

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Re: Underrated insults
« on: December 20, 2023, 12:21:57 pm »
* wanker
* stooge
* fuckstick

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Re: AI-Assisted Memes
« on: December 18, 2023, 05:26:31 pm »
Anomaly found this entirely normal picture.

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