If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

What disease did cured ham have?

Why do we say "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every ninety minutes?

Why do alarm clocks make noise when we say they go off?

Shouldn't it be "SOME things in moderation" instead of "All things..." ?

Why do we yell "heads up!" when we want people to duck?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic" ?

We call it quicksand but it sucks you down so slowly...

Why are all the outdoors things looked after by the Department Of The Interior ?

We call them marbles but they're made out of glass.

When French people are about to swear, do they first say "parodonez-moi mon Anglais" ?

What does a bald man have as their hair colour on a driver's license?

How do you throw away a garbage can?

You carry suits in a garment case; you carry garments in a suitcase.

When two aeroplanes almost collide and miss each other, we call it a "near miss" not "nearly a hit".

How can something be both "new" and "improved" ?

How did the "Keep Off The Grass" sign get on the grass?

He made another one recently

the only community that hasn't banned me yet. memes are great, love anime night with mozai, new drugs experiences.

Slam in the back of my Dragula

You tried, AI, you tried.  (the original https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/752eb39e-afff-92eb-357f-b46e2526cac3.jpeg)

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1683808576328937472.html

on musk changing the name of twitter to x: he's reliving his fantasy from 1999. very mid life crisis

I remember reading about the history of PayPal and X.com years ago. It's funny how Elon refuses to admit he was wrong and continues to try and make X.com a thing