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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: m4ndalore on December 15, 2016, 08:36:41 pm

Title: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: m4ndalore on December 15, 2016, 08:36:41 pm

Hey, I'm m4ndalore. I like star wars, penis and big fake tits. Did you ever hear that winamp really kicks the llamas ass?
I thought not. It's not a story the llamas would tell you. It's an alpaca legend. Winamp was a mp3 player so powerful and with such little overhead it could use alpaca power to whoop the llamas ass so much that it could whoop em all at once. It whooped that llamas ass so much... the only thing it feared was not whooping llama ass anymore, which eventually, of course it did. Unfortunately, it got bought out by AOL Time Warner, then they gutted it in it's sleep. It's ironic, it could whoop all the llama's asses in the world, but he couldn't whoop the biggest llama of them all... Time Warner.

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: rachel on December 15, 2016, 08:41:56 pm

hey buddy it looks like you've got a grude agains time warner? wanna talk aboutit?

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: what on December 15, 2016, 08:51:25 pm

Tell us about how your dad never gave you enough attention

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: castalia on December 16, 2016, 08:00:19 am

GET

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: redheron on December 16, 2016, 11:37:05 am

hi m4ndalore

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: Anomaly on December 16, 2016, 02:05:06 pm

time wiener

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: Hyrulean on December 17, 2016, 12:02:19 am

woaaahhhh, hi m4ndalore I've only seen legends of you on the wiki :O hiiiiiii
I am Hyrulean (~_^) nice to meet youuu.

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: redheron on December 17, 2016, 07:01:53 am

Quote from: Hyrulean on December 17, 2016, 12:02:19 am

woaaahhhh, hi m4ndalore I've only seen legends of you on the wiki :O hiiiiiii
I am Hyrulean (~_^) nice to meet youuu.

I guess he's like a wetfishian cryptid now. Legend has it that if you go on mumble late at night, you can still hear him talking drunkenly into the void...

Title: Re: I'm a newb what is this?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 07:46:25 am

Quote from: redheron on December 17, 2016, 07:01:53 am

Quote from: Hyrulean on December 17, 2016, 12:02:19 am

woaaahhhh, hi m4ndalore I've only seen legends of you on the wiki :O hiiiiiii
I am Hyrulean (~_^) nice to meet youuu.

I guess he's like a wetfishian cryptid now. Legend has it that if you go on mumble late at night, you can still hear him talking drunkenly into the void...

LOL