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Title: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 03:51:13 pm
I want some of those sick new items like the beach background and shark body but I don't want to spend all of my coral

I wish there were shops that were less expensive, like a candy store or something

the shark shop is pretty cool though
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 03:58:57 pm
ok you guys I did it

I broke down and got the beach background

had to take off my shoes though haha who wears shoes on the beach

(losers that's who)

(https://www.emojibase.com/resources/img/emojis/hangouts/1f60e.png)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 17, 2016, 08:16:38 pm
oh nice, a shop 👌

I'm not really a beach goer tho

I burn pretty much instantly in direct beachy sunlight
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:20:52 pm
Quote from: redheron on December 17, 2016, 08:16:38 pm
oh nice, a shop 👌

I'm not really a beach goer tho

I burn pretty much instantly in direct beachy sunlight

haha yes you must be a DEEP SEA FISH, you've got that fair pink skin!! (it matches your anime hair) xD
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:23:33 pm
this DEEP SEA FISH looks scary!!

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/78/11/22/781122be6271d2493f44985a7c3a0998.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:23:53 pm
this one's got SWEET GOLD TEETH

(http://www.fullredneck.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/25890-deep-sea-fish-1920x1200-animal-wallpaper.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:24:14 pm

this one's a mudkip
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/45/7d/a9457dfbff2cddc747e7260599f1e1ee.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:27:42 pm
this one lives VERY DEEP on the ocean floor and has clearly gone Super Saiyan LEVEL 3 in order to deal with the extreme pressures

(http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5357d8616da8116554460901-1200-800/as7.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:35:39 pm
haha wow I guess I got carried away with those DEEP SEA FISH* pictures haha

not like those DEEP SEA CREATURES would want to hang out with a beach shark anyway












* (Disclaimer: 2 pictures were actually not fish, sorry, but they do live DEEP under water!)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: lemonrising on December 17, 2016, 09:50:28 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b5/a3/6b/b5a36ba3540d18712680d4a18fb25379.jpg)

"come play with usss"
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 10:40:44 pm
Quote from: lemonrising on December 17, 2016, 09:50:28 pm
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b5/a3/6b/b5a36ba3540d18712680d4a18fb25379.jpg)

"come play with usss"

lol wtf it's a demon owl ghost fish

it looks like that guy from star vs the forces of evil xD

(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/star-and-the-forces-of-evil/images/2/23/S1E13_Ludo_demanding_the_wand.png/revision/latest?cb=20150728221805)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: lemonrising on December 18, 2016, 12:19:38 am
They're obv half brothers
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 18, 2016, 04:59:02 am
Quote from: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:24:14 pm

this one's a mudkip
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/45/7d/a9457dfbff2cddc747e7260599f1e1ee.jpg)
yeah this one is me, axolotl skin when
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 18, 2016, 08:55:10 am
Quote from: redheron on December 18, 2016, 04:59:02 am
Quote from: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:24:14 pm

this one's a mudkip
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/45/7d/a9457dfbff2cddc747e7260599f1e1ee.jpg)
yeah this one is me, axolotl skin when

DID YOU SEE THE AXOLOTL THREAD IN GD?
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 18, 2016, 09:50:36 am
Quote from: rachel on December 18, 2016, 08:55:10 am
Quote from: redheron on December 18, 2016, 04:59:02 am
Quote from: rachel on December 17, 2016, 09:24:14 pm

this one's a mudkip
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/a9/45/7d/a9457dfbff2cddc747e7260599f1e1ee.jpg)
yeah this one is me, axolotl skin when

DID YOU SEE THE AXOLOTL THREAD IN GD?
oh thanks for reminding me I had some points to make but had to go for breakfast
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: castalia on December 19, 2016, 01:01:46 pm
love the animals in here keep em comin
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 09:30:26 am
How did you guys miss the BEST AQUATIC ANIMAL?!

(http://i.imgur.com/qWhiSVn.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 20, 2016, 11:05:35 am
Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 09:30:26 am
How did you guys miss the BEST AQUATIC ANIMAL?!

(http://i.imgur.com/qWhiSVn.jpg)
mantis shrimp with trinomial vision and the fist of the north star is pretty cool but I don't know if I'd call it the BEST AQUATIC ANIMAL

theres a lot of fish in the sea, and tons of them are really cool, I think even trying to pick a favorite is Too Fucking Hard

Like, ok, look:
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking01-clown-frogfish_23805_600x450.jpg)
Clown Frogfish with its little feets

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking03-sea-cucumber_23807_600x450.jpg)
Anyone who talks shit about Sea Cucumbers gets the hammer

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking05-blobfish_23809_600x450.jpg)
Blob Sculpin. Look at that face. LOOK AT IT

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking06-grimpoteuthis_23810_600x450.jpg)
THE DUMBO OCTOPUS??? CUTEST ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN??????
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/66/66/42/66664248f8cf579cbf3c556bec318026.gif)
IT'S SO CUTE

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking09-red-lipped-batfish_23813_600x450.jpg)
Red Lipped Batfish. Give us a kiss, sweetie.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/unique09-yeti-crab_17472_600x450.jpg)
Yeti Crab. Who wants a hug???

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/unique04-blue-ribbon-eel_17467_600x450.jpg)
Ribbon Eel. :V

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/deep-sea01-frill-shark_18161_600x450.jpg)
Frilled Shark. Not only does it look kinda like a penis, but look at those awesome teeth!!

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/deep-sea04-fangtooth_18164_600x450.jpg)
Fangtooth Fish. Lives really deep, has the biggest fang to body size ratio of any fish.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/520/cache/deep-sea08-vampire-squid_52086_600x450.jpg)
Vampire Squid. My dudes, I am terrified just looking at a picture of this motherfucker. It doesn't actually suck blood or anything, but heres what the insides of its tentacles look like (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Vampyroteuthis_infernalis_arms.jpg/1024px-Vampyroteuthis_infernalis_arms.jpg)

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/166/cache/dangerous02-barracuda_16652_600x450.jpg)
Guys did you know that Barracudas can swim up to 25 miles an hour???

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/176/cache/translucent02-hydromedusae_17669_600x450.jpg)
Hydromedusa, not the turtle but the jellyfish. SO COOL LOOKING

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/nudibranchs02-tritonia_18172_600x450.jpg)
Who doesn't love nudibranches??? Anyone who says they don't is a liar.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/nudibranchs06-nudibranch_18176_600x450.jpg)
A different kind of nudibranch. Seriously these mollusks are so neat looking.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/giant01-lions-mane-jellyfish_17450_600x450.jpg)
Lion's Mane Jellyfish. Holy shit. Their tentacles can get up to 49 feet long. Hooooly shit.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/biggest08-giant-isopod_17457_600x450.jpg)
I can't believe it took me this long to get to the giant isopod. Holy shit, I love this guy he's so cute. There's even plushies. (https://www.google.com/search?q=giant+isopod+plush&source=lnms&tbm=isch)

And as a bonus, here's the larval stage of the mantis shrimp:
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/176/cache/translucent09-mantis-shrimp_17676_600x450.jpg)
LOOK AT THIS CUTE BABY. LOOK AT IT (http://i.imgur.com/YETzyAA.gif)

Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 11:12:22 am
Quote from: redheron on December 20, 2016, 11:05:35 am
Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 09:30:26 am
How did you guys miss the BEST AQUATIC ANIMAL?!

(http://i.imgur.com/qWhiSVn.jpg)
mantis shrimp with trinomial vision and the fist of the north star is pretty cool but I don't know if I'd call it the BEST AQUATIC ANIMAL

theres a lot of fish in the sea, and tons of them are really cool, I think even trying to pick a favorite is Too Fucking Hard

Like, ok, look:
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking01-clown-frogfish_23805_600x450.jpg)
Clown Frogfish with its little feets

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking03-sea-cucumber_23807_600x450.jpg)
Anyone who talks shit about Sea Cucumbers gets the hammer

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking05-blobfish_23809_600x450.jpg)
Blob Sculpin. Look at that face. LOOK AT IT

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking06-grimpoteuthis_23810_600x450.jpg)
THE DUMBO OCTOPUS??? CUTEST ANIMAL IN THE OCEAN??????
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/66/66/42/66664248f8cf579cbf3c556bec318026.gif)
IT'S SO CUTE

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/238/cache/unusual-looking09-red-lipped-batfish_23813_600x450.jpg)
Red Lipped Batfish. Give us a kiss, sweetie.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/unique09-yeti-crab_17472_600x450.jpg)
Yeti Crab. Who wants a hug???

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/unique04-blue-ribbon-eel_17467_600x450.jpg)
Ribbon Eel. :V

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/deep-sea01-frill-shark_18161_600x450.jpg)
Frilled Shark. Not only does it look kinda like a penis, but look at those awesome teeth!!

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/deep-sea04-fangtooth_18164_600x450.jpg)
Fangtooth Fish. Lives really deep, has the biggest fang to body size ratio of any fish.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/520/cache/deep-sea08-vampire-squid_52086_600x450.jpg)
Vampire Squid. My dudes, I am terrified just looking at a picture of this motherfucker. It doesn't actually suck blood or anything, but heres what the insides of its tentacles look like (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Vampyroteuthis_infernalis_arms.jpg/1024px-Vampyroteuthis_infernalis_arms.jpg)

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/166/cache/dangerous02-barracuda_16652_600x450.jpg)
Guys did you know that Barracudas can swim up to 25 miles an hour???

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/176/cache/translucent02-hydromedusae_17669_600x450.jpg)
Hydromedusa, not the turtle but the jellyfish. SO COOL LOOKING

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/nudibranchs02-tritonia_18172_600x450.jpg)
Who doesn't love nudibranches??? Anyone who says they don't is a liar.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/181/cache/nudibranchs06-nudibranch_18176_600x450.jpg)
A different kind of nudibranch. Seriously these mollusks are so neat looking.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/giant01-lions-mane-jellyfish_17450_600x450.jpg)
Lion's Mane Jellyfish. Holy shit. Their tentacles can get up to 49 feet long. Hooooly shit.

(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/174/cache/biggest08-giant-isopod_17457_600x450.jpg)
I can't believe it took me this long to get to the giant isopod. Holy shit, I love this guy he's so cute. There's even plushies. (https://www.google.com/search?q=giant+isopod+plush&source=lnms&tbm=isch)

And as a bonus, here's the larval stage of the mantis shrimp:
(http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/176/cache/translucent09-mantis-shrimp_17676_600x450.jpg)
LOOK AT THIS CUTE BABY. LOOK AT IT (http://i.imgur.com/YETzyAA.gif)


While the giant isopod is really cool. You forgot the contender RIGHT BEHIND the Mantis Shrimp.

Meet: The Bobbit Worm
(http://i.imgur.com/hlhfF9q.jpg)

If sea creatures ever became sentient enough to take over the ocean from other fishes the Bobbit Worm and the Mantis Shrimp alliance would be the only alliance necessary for them to control the ocean.
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 20, 2016, 11:14:16 am
Quote from: Kitlero on December 20, 2016, 11:12:22 am

While the giant isopod is really cool. You forgot the contender RIGHT BEHIND the Mantis Shrimp.

Meet: The Bobbit Worm
(http://i.imgur.com/hlhfF9q.jpg)

If sea creatures ever became sentient enough to take over the ocean from other fishes the Bobbit Worm and the Mantis Shrimp alliance would be the only alliance necessary for them to control the ocean.
Bobbit worms are a fucking menace, I've heard horror stories of them accidentally getting into aquariums via coral with babies in and they just murder fucking everything

They'll snip a fish right in half, no problem
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: redheron on December 21, 2016, 12:42:38 am
When you didn?t quite catch the terrible joke your friend made a minute ago and it?s JUST hitting you a minute later and also you evolved to hunt pelagic mollusks in perpetual darkness
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/99f99ad864aeebd5b11c823cb36bda86/tumblr_inline_oiikaltMNn1qbgh4j_540.jpg)
Title: Re: have you seen the new shark shop?
Post by: rachel on December 21, 2016, 01:34:35 am
Quote from: redheron on December 21, 2016, 12:42:38 am
When you didn?t quite catch the terrible joke your friend made a minute ago and it?s JUST hitting you a minute later and also you evolved to hunt pelagic mollusks in perpetual darkness
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/99f99ad864aeebd5b11c823cb36bda86/tumblr_inline_oiikaltMNn1qbgh4j_540.jpg)

MMMFFFF those sexy teeth I'd LOVE to 69 with that BeAST!