I keep my socks on when I fuck

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Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #15 on: December 24, 2016, 01:57:58 am »
is it normal to keep your socks on, but like not on your feet but on like your hands during sex
what about on the penis? is it normal? asking for a friend

It's important to keep socks on all of your extremities during sex. Feet, hands, penis, and head.

I hate to break it to you, but if you haven't been doing this then you are definitely not normal

fuck i knew you were a sexpert but I never knew you knew this much
I guess i'm a creep or something

it's okay, I don't blame you

you rarely see proper examples of sex education in porn
I learnt about sex in 5th grade via a school program called "inter relate" it was pretty funny they once showed these really old people having sex on the projector, I don't know why though.
Also once the lady was labeling the human body with one of those old overhead projectors, the kind with the transparent sheets.  And she lost the label for penis and we all lost our shit when she said "Ahhhh I've lost my penis" and was looking all over the floor for it.

I wish I could go back to 5th grade.


No mention of socks tho... I guess that's what I get for going to a CATHOLIC SCHOOL

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Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #16 on: December 24, 2016, 02:05:16 am »
No mention of socks tho... I guess that's what I get for going to a CATHOLIC SCHOOL

wow I'm impressed they even did sex ed in a catholic school
*spork*

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #17 on: December 24, 2016, 02:08:29 am »
No mention of socks tho... I guess that's what I get for going to a CATHOLIC SCHOOL

wow I'm impressed they even did sex ed in a catholic school
hahaha yeah it's really nothing like what people think. It was basically normal school except the teachers are really autistic about everyone wearing the uniform correctly and you gotta pray!

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who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name
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Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2016, 05:23:27 am »
hahaha yeah it's really nothing like what people think. It was basically normal school except the teachers are really autistic about everyone wearing the uniform correctly and you gotta pray!

Our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name

THY KINGDOM COME
THY WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN


I haven't worn socks while fucking in a while.
Probably because I wear Salomon shoes and you gotta wear crew socks with them and wool socks that are fluffly from improper washing aren't attractive at all.

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2016, 12:30:18 pm »
Keep the socks on kids.
Keep the socks on, kids.
o bb

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Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2016, 02:55:19 pm »
Our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name

THY KINGDOM COME
THY WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
AND GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD
AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US (lol)
AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION
BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL
lorddeliverusfromeveryevilgrantusyourpeaceinourday
AMEN

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #21 on: December 24, 2016, 03:26:14 pm »
Our father
who art in heaven
hallowed be thy name

THY KINGDOM COME
THY WILL BE DONE
ON EARTH AS IT IS IN HEAVEN
AND GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BREAD
AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESPASS AGAINST US (lol)
AND LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION
BUT DELIVER US FROM EVIL
lorddeliverusfromeveryevilgrantusyourpeaceinourday
AMEN

Amen

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2017, 02:59:19 pm »
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Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2017, 12:01:57 pm »
dude you're one of those eh?

I have to keep socks on cuz my feet stink

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2018, 04:39:37 am »
is it normal to keep your socks on, but like not on your feet but on like your hands during sex
what about on the penis? is it normal? asking for a friend

It's important to keep socks on all of your extremities during sex. Feet, hands, penis, and head.

I hate to break it to you, but if you haven't been doing this then you are definitely not normal

fuck i knew you were a sexpert but I never knew you knew this much
I guess i'm a creep or something

it's okay, I don't blame you

you rarely see proper examples of sex education in porn
Ahhhh I've lost my penis

Jesus that's funny
aka luke

Re: I keep my socks on when I fuck
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2018, 04:41:19 am »
I hear you should wear your socks cause you'll have better blood flow to your pleasure parts if you don't have to keep your extremities warm.
aka luke