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Title: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: browser on December 08, 2016, 10:17:11 am
Who would win?
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: castalia on December 08, 2016, 11:03:21 am
Who would win?
its not about who would win. its about HOW!
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: rachel on December 08, 2016, 12:06:48 pm
Who would win?

who would win what??? a leg hair shaving contest???? xDD

YOU'D LOOSE CAUSE NOBODY ELSE IS AS HAIRY AS YOU HAHAAH
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: Hyrulean on December 08, 2016, 12:40:29 pm
So first they would square up right, then captaincomedy would use his trademark hyper announcervoice attack. captain colon would only be moderately affected though. Going in for the retaliation captain colon would use their super toxic colon gas release technique to try and hit captaincomedy in the olfactory brain bits. captain comedy might lose focus at this point but push through for the final most devastating move. THE CRAZY CAPTAIN COMEDY COMPRESSOR CANON CANNON!
[insert cool cannon noise here]
tha end?
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: castalia on December 08, 2016, 12:47:31 pm
So first they would square up right, then captaincomedy would use his trademark hyper announcervoice attack. captain colon would only be moderately affected though. Going in for the retaliation captain colon would use their super toxic colon gas release technique to try and hit captaincomedy in the olfactory brain bits. captain comedy might lose focus at this point but push through for the final most devastating move. THE CRAZY CAPTAIN COMEDY COMPRESSOR CANON CANNON!
[insert cool cannon noise here]
tha end?
it wouldn't end there. captaincomedy would lift captain colon up by his undies then throw him into a pile of garbage. as soon as captain colon sits up WHAM HE THROWS A PIE IN HIS FACE LOL!!!
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: browser on December 08, 2016, 12:50:24 pm
So first they would square up right, then captaincomedy would use his trademark hyper announcervoice attack. captain colon would only be moderately affected though. Going in for the retaliation captain colon would use their super toxic colon gas release technique to try and hit captaincomedy in the olfactory brain bits. captain comedy might lose focus at this point but push through for the final most devastating move. THE CRAZY CAPTAIN COMEDY COMPRESSOR CANON CANNON!
[insert cool cannon noise here]
tha end?
it wouldn't end there. captaincomedy would lift captain colon up by his undies then throw him into a pile of garbage. as soon as captain colon sits up WHAM HE THROWS A PIE IN HIS FACE LOL!!!

I think you're getting him confused with captain underpants

(http://i.imgur.com/39ADjN8.png)
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: castalia on December 08, 2016, 12:51:40 pm
So first they would square up right, then captaincomedy would use his trademark hyper announcervoice attack. captain colon would only be moderately affected though. Going in for the retaliation captain colon would use their super toxic colon gas release technique to try and hit captaincomedy in the olfactory brain bits. captain comedy might lose focus at this point but push through for the final most devastating move. THE CRAZY CAPTAIN COMEDY COMPRESSOR CANON CANNON!
[insert cool cannon noise here]
tha end?
it wouldn't end there. captaincomedy would lift captain colon up by his undies then throw him into a pile of garbage. as soon as captain colon sits up WHAM HE THROWS A PIE IN HIS FACE LOL!!!

I think you're getting him confused with captain underpants

(http://i.imgur.com/39ADjN8.png)
is this a LAFF cause it's scary

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UdfXYZ0RsZs/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: what on January 09, 2017, 08:44:38 pm
fuck
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: rachel on May 07, 2017, 11:18:12 am
i like captain comedy

(https://img.youtube.com/vi/OhbP7cyV6P0/maxresdefault.jpg)

he's a funny guy
Title: Re: Captain Colon vs CaptainComedy
Post by: Hyrulean on May 07, 2017, 11:27:26 am
这个人看看可爱!⁄(⁄ ⁄ ⁄ω⁄ ⁄ ⁄)⁄