Wetfish Online
Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: here cums the fuck truck on March 10, 2017, 03:19:11 am
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Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.
🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina
More as this situation develops
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Hey everyone, ya boi here with a load full of knowledge for you.
🍆 "aubergine" this is a penis
💦 "splash" this is cum
🙇 "bowing" this is someone taking it hard from behind
🛐 "house of prayer" this is a blowjob
💒 "Church with hearts" this is a fuck shack
⛲ "fountain" extremely wet orgasm
🗼"tower " yuge penis
🐱" cat" vagina
More as this situation develops
ty for this
now i can finally understand what all those young whippersnappers are saying!!
(http://media.riffsy.com/images/2a2e78532b2250406fc87b7527577740/raw)
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I need some sweet, Sweet corral, so get ready for my cum report. One sentence per post.
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I'm not under any false impression wrt my posting skill, I know this isn't funny. I just want koral.
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So last Sunday I quit mistreating.
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I've done this before, usually lasted four days or so.
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But Monday I started texting with this girl, and by Tuesday we had plans.
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And i thought wouldn't it be nice to give her a big load of cum? So I kept at it. Or rather, kept not going at it.
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By Wednesday my balls ached. Hurt even. I blamed the too tight belt. I might have to start wearing suspenders.
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I know nocturnal emissions are supposed to handle this but I've had two wet dreams in my life.
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That's one every ten years of sexual maturity. On average.
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(http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/061/294/1106514-cool_story_bro_super.jpg)
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It's Friday now. My balls are in pain.
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I've got enough carol for now.
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BTW 🎂 is actually a boob with five nipples
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BTW 🎂 is actually a boob with five nipples
Science has gone too far