I was like wait a second.. why is that name familiar..lets just put that into go... nope.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 16, 2020, 03:16:53 pm
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 16, 2020, 03:18:54 pm
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: emergence on March 16, 2020, 03:25:15 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 18, 2020, 05:11:29 pm
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: emergence on March 18, 2020, 06:58:14 pm
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 26, 2020, 06:43:12 pm
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Post by: rachel on March 27, 2020, 01:15:48 pm
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Post by: Anomaly on March 31, 2020, 03:23:09 pm
Love in the time of coronavirus
(https://i.redd.it/5z3msbov02q41.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on April 01, 2020, 01:00:45 pm
(https://i.redd.it/3r090qppavo41.jpg)
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on April 03, 2020, 05:59:17 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/487601667760717826/695799256140873808/corona-how-china-is-curing-covid19-patients.mp4 (https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/487601667760717826/695799256140873808/corona-how-china-is-curing-covid19-patients.mp4)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: nicefish on April 03, 2020, 09:21:30 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 09, 2020, 01:15:46 pm
i see a pretty strong correlation between wealth and wearing masks. at the walmart, maybe 20% of people are wearing masks. at the premium grocery, they have a guard that doesn't let anyone in without a mask.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: redheron on May 09, 2020, 03:40:51 pm
i see a pretty strong correlation between wealth and wearing masks. at the walmart, maybe 20% of people are wearing masks. at the premium grocery, they have a guard that doesn't let anyone in without a mask.
I've been handmaking my own (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/diy-cloth-face-coverings.html). They're shit and don't really help, but they make me feel better.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Ozmiander on May 09, 2020, 04:28:26 pm
i see a pretty strong correlation between wealth and wearing masks. at the walmart, maybe 20% of people are wearing masks. at the premium grocery, they have a guard that doesn't let anyone in without a mask.
I've been handmaking my own (https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/diy-cloth-face-coverings.html). They're shit and don't really help, but they make me feel better.
better than the one my mother made me and makes me look like a bank robber.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: nicefish on May 10, 2020, 03:41:18 pm
You know something novel and unprecedented in modern times has eventually reached its final form when capital has simply integrated it into the daily banal.
Now that's what I call COVID!
Volume 19
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: nicefish on May 23, 2020, 03:38:18 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 02, 2020, 10:02:40 am
(image disappeared due to linkrot)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 05, 2020, 05:47:25 am
Make the effort. (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-pi6A9JD3Hrw/XwFkJj9KFKI/AAAAAAABPGY/5YmJZd_i3qE0pFffPlCtl3JviYUsGkTLACK8BGAsYHg/s0/2020-07-04.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 05, 2020, 05:55:59 am
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on July 05, 2020, 08:24:33 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Diabolizer on July 16, 2020, 08:48:10 am
Don't fuck with COVID-19 and don't fuck with Bain
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 16, 2020, 10:08:25 am
Meanwhile, in the Washington DC "Evening Star" paper, on October 16, 1918 (https://64.media.tumblr.com/ccf5e27bc0da744de3ca21eb0b1b3c48/6722e82ec1504a26-fe/s640x960/d7b0dc3c5889c2d3690c134569099fb124f64a35.png)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 18, 2020, 12:15:28 pm
Reminds me of the "use a fresh-cut potato to leech out the vaccine poisons" meme I want to spread. (https://0x0.st/ivY8.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on July 18, 2020, 09:03:47 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Diabolizer on July 21, 2020, 02:02:28 am
(https://i.redd.it/sr530ovtj2c51.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 23, 2020, 05:44:45 am
Analysis: Rise in STDs an indicator of COVID-19 resurgence in Montreal The STD numbers tell us that "confinement rules, especially among the younger population, are not being followed." Dr. Karl Weiss said. -- Aaron Derfel • Montreal Gazette Jul 23, 2020
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 23, 2020, 10:37:07 pm
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 25, 2020, 08:48:22 pm
(https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1JCZ1.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 27, 2020, 06:35:01 am
Wish I looked this good wearing a mask. (image gone due to linkrot)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on July 28, 2020, 12:44:09 pm
(https://i.redd.it/41enw3kpzld51.png)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on July 28, 2020, 06:13:51 pm
The cornspiracy continues (image gone due to linkrot)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: nicefish on July 28, 2020, 06:58:03 pm
staring longingly into the eyes of "having sex with strangers"
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Ozmiander on August 01, 2020, 06:59:59 am
(https://i.imgur.com/Cz0AjSp.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on August 01, 2020, 12:56:27 pm
gosh these young japanese girls are speaking moistly. They should wear a mask if they're going to be in a crowd (https://www.tokyokinky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/ahegao-mask-1.jpg)
EDIT: found more (https://www.tokyokinky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/striped-panty-mask-2.jpg) (https://www.tokyokinky.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/ball-gag-mask-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: rachel on August 01, 2020, 07:37:39 pm
lmao, rehosted this on wetfish (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/1d1bb79d-cd2a-733b-ca77-73712388f603.jpg) in case (read: when) it becomes unavailable on facebook
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on September 20, 2020, 06:44:49 am
Let's see how long Google Hangouts will host something (start: 2020-09-20) (https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-eITO-IbLUq4/X2dcaz-maNI/AAAAAAABULg/zxlp_e7MIuwQfn6zjYgEStJI_gQbte-fACK8BGAsYHg/s0/2020-09-20.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 21, 2020, 05:04:32 am
(https://i.imgur.com/dKb6KBS.png)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: emergence on September 21, 2020, 07:55:28 pm
everyone needs a little black dress in their wardrobe (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjxwtdnWkAAUIQV.jpg)
that's actually pretty cute lol
the face mask matches the thumb holes
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on November 08, 2020, 03:21:43 pm
(https://i.redd.it/n3lhvcs8g1x51.jpg)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 15, 2020, 05:07:34 am
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on November 15, 2020, 07:04:10 am
Super Gonorrhea May Be Spreading from Antibiotic Overuse For Covid-19 Coronavirus
> Antibiotics > Virus
uhhhhhh... Isn't that like spreading rat poison on the front porch and expecting that will keep the snow off? You can't poison a virus, it's not "alive" before it's already inside the cell.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: rachel on December 28, 2020, 06:13:56 pm
Super Gonorrhea May Be Spreading from Antibiotic Overuse For Covid-19 Coronavirus
> Antibiotics > Virus
uhhhhhh... Isn't that like spreading rat poison on the front porch and expecting that will keep the snow off? You can't poison a virus, it's not "alive" before it's already inside the cell.
the doctor gave me "antibiotics" when I was sick... and coronavirus makes people sick... so therefore antibiotics cure coronavirus. DUHH!!!!
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: tawd on December 29, 2020, 05:10:21 am
Super Gonorrhea May Be Spreading from Antibiotic Overuse For Covid-19 Coronavirus
> Antibiotics > Virus
uhhhhhh... Isn't that like spreading rat poison on the front porch and expecting that will keep the snow off? You can't poison a virus, it's not "alive" before it's already inside the cell.
"Is antibiotic therapy recommended for treatment for COVID-19 patients? The guidance does not recommend antibiotic therapy or prophylaxis for patients with mild or moderate COVID-19 unless signs and symptoms of a bacterial infection exist."
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on December 31, 2020, 05:29:05 pm
From a deaf friend who likes to teach us new words. (http://view.pics-or-gtfo.com/20201231-335d1dbe62b96780259509fa970e19f0.gif)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: rachel on January 01, 2021, 01:43:42 pm
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Post by: Mozai on February 27, 2021, 11:55:21 am
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AnmgnEl-qXM/YDqhyOb47cI/AAAAAAABmoU/E4M3XzTMje4sQCLrMel5wVCGKnsK9L0PQCK8BGAsYHg/s0/2021-02-27.jpg) (Let's see if this picture vanishes)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: rachel on February 27, 2021, 01:21:37 pm
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-AnmgnEl-qXM/YDqhyOb47cI/AAAAAAABmoU/E4M3XzTMje4sQCLrMel5wVCGKnsK9L0PQCK8BGAsYHg/s0/2021-02-27.jpg) (Let's see if this picture vanishes)
You could try rehosting the image on wetfish! https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/2617d939-9502-c77c-24a9-721c586f5194.jpg
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on February 28, 2021, 08:03:01 am
Then I wouldn't be testing whether the picture vanishes.
Actually I came here to post a joke:
My friend doesn't believe in social distancing; he's not alone. I told this joke at his funeral, and his friends didn't get it; now they've all got it.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on March 03, 2021, 02:32:51 pm
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Post by: Mozai on April 25, 2021, 05:07:53 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/BXKZxkc.jpg)
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Post by: Mozai on May 02, 2021, 05:05:00 pm
"Today I learned what “vaccine shedding” is, and if you don't know either: It is the belief that you can pass the effects of being vaccinated onto unvaccinated people, which may cause birth defects or menstrual problems and… I just cant...
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Post by: Mozai on May 04, 2021, 04:58:54 pm
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 06, 2021, 01:53:35 pm
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Post by: rachel on May 11, 2021, 05:09:04 pm
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Post by: Anomaly on May 15, 2021, 01:47:40 pm
(https://i.redd.it/ksx65fb5q8z61.jpg)
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Post by: Mozai on June 11, 2021, 08:56:25 am
(https://s.mltshp.com/r/1LNL9.jpg)
Quote
"We apparently need to clarify that our Microchip & Vaccine Clinic this Sunday is for animal vaccines and animal microchips. And animal microchips are not tracking devices. Apologies to our friends at the Ohio Department of Health for the phone calls they received today."
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: tawd on July 14, 2021, 10:43:29 am
Is it weird that I kind of just want to get a cooler more comfortable mask and really make it a part of my everything when interacting or going in public or spending time with people that aren't like complete and total inner circle folk?
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Post by: rachel on July 14, 2021, 10:50:56 am
Is it weird that I kind of just want to get a cooler more comfortable mask and really make it a part of my everything when interacting or going in public or spending time with people that aren't like complete and total inner circle folk?
If there was ever a time to wear a mask in public and have it be socially acceptable, now is the time. Go for it!
Just make yourself look really weird so the facial recognition AI gets confused
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 29, 2021, 05:53:27 pm
https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1430879190958710784 (https://twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1430879190958710784) "An unvaccinated Florida woman spent eight days in the hospital with Covid, but when she finally returned to her home she discovered the body of her unvaccinated husband, who had just died of Covid."
https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1431997555525791751 (https://twitter.com/debdrens/status/1431997555525791751) the story of doug: (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E996L86X0AEFbtt?format=jpg&name=small)(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E996L85WEAUYVWe?format=jpg&name=large)
is there any way to make these pictures a goddamn normal size
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Post by: rachel on August 30, 2021, 07:17:19 am
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 09, 2021, 09:37:06 pm
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Post by: Mozai on September 10, 2021, 09:25:42 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-cnrT0XoAMShWk.jpg)
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Post by: Mozai on September 11, 2021, 05:59:58 am
You know what I do trust? My own body to protect me. I'm young and fit, and my childhood rickets has almost entirely cleared up. And as far as I can tell, nothing bad has ever happened to a young and fit sailor with just a touch of rickets who heads recklessly off to fight pirates and ghost ships for months on end with nothing for nourishment except barrels of stale, rat-infested biscuits. So, no, I'm not "afraid" of scurvy. What's the worst that could happen? My teeth will fall out? My bowels will bleed? I'll die at sea, and my body will be cast into the murky depths by my equally moribund shipmates, who won't even have the energy to say a blessing as octopuses and sea monsters feast upon my corpse? That doesn't sound any worse than a little seasickness, and it definitely sounds better than occasionally sucking on a lemon. [...]
And while I may be fine, what I am not fine with is the Capitan's new mandate that we must all take this so-called citrus cure. He claims that it's necessary in order to hang onto our already extremely low chance of surviving this harrowing journey through uncharted waters. He says we must do it for our fellow seaman who truly are our brothers. He says we must do it for the common good. He says it is our noble duty. And to that, I say: Screw. Everybody. I'm in it for me and me only.
Listen, if you want to hide below deck licking lemons and then later come above deck to enjoy the sunshine and your lack of jaundice and intact teeth and gums that aren't leaking putrid black blood, then be my guest. But not even the Captain has the right to make me eat a nutritious and lifesaving fruit if I don't want to.
Title: vaccines make u gay
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 11, 2021, 07:11:00 pm
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Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on September 14, 2021, 12:34:38 pm
There's a subreddit for Covid-flavoured Darwin Award winners. https://old.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on September 15, 2021, 05:39:43 am
Four stages of COVID-19 denial: 1. it's a hoax 2. don't be sheep 3. prayers needed 4. visit our GoFundMe
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on September 15, 2021, 02:00:50 pm
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on February 05, 2022, 08:52:07 am
Literally shitposts -- from the cholera epidemic of the mid-19th century.
* Broad street businesses were complaining so I reinstalled the pump handle. * There is no parliamentary solution to the 1854 cholera epidemic. Cholera will be circulating in our community for hundreds of years and we must realize a new normal of life. * I'm relieved to let you know that most people dying from cholera in the 1854 epidemic have multiple comorbidities. * I respect the individual choices of all Londoners in this 1854 cholera epidemic. If you have cholera and want to defecate in the drinking water, that is your individual freedom. If you are afraid of getting cholera yourself, simply don't drink, cook, clean, or bathe with water. * We've been struggling with the 1854 cholera epidemic for so long. Zero Cholera isn't a realistic goal. The parliament simply cannot allocate the necessary funds to upgrade the London sewage system. * The cholera epidemic of 1854 has split Londoners into two adversarial groups: Those who will defecate in the drinking water and those who won't. Can't we find middle ground to heal this rift, and simply drink the feces-contaminated water? * The 1854 cholera epidemic has disproportionately burdened the destitute. Calls for Queen Victoria to provide support for this group have not gone unheard, and she now recommends that these people stop being poor. * The Supreme court ruling means companies can now take down their burdensome "Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning to Work" signs. Great news for businesses in this 1854 cholera epidemic. * Our restaurant industry is ready to serve you in this 1854 cholera epidemic! If you are having uncontrollable diarrhea when you arrive at the restaurant, please be sure to hold it in until you are seated at your table. * The 1854 cholera epidemic has been difficult for Londoners. To alleviate this burden, Queen Victoria is proud to announce that each household in London can register to receive 4 entire squares of toilet paper! Please avoid contracting cholera during the 7-10 day shipping window. * As I watch excrement dribble down the pantleg of the grocery clerk and expand the puddle on the floor of the produce department, I smile. Our 'Get to Work' policies allowed this boy with the sunken eyes to meaningly contribute to the economy, despite the 1854 cholera epidemic. * It's not an 'anti-clean-water' protest, they just oppose any mandate for the installation of sewers during the 1854 cholera epidemic. * You orphans have nothing to complain about. Your parents died WITH cholera, not FROM cholera. They really died from hypovolemic shock.
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Anomaly on February 08, 2022, 03:59:24 pm
(https://i.redd.it/y17mynmospe81.png)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on March 03, 2022, 12:04:07 pm
I like the idea of normalizing mask wearing indefinitely
fuck facial recognition
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: Mozai on March 20, 2022, 10:29:45 pm
tracking COVID outbreaks by the frequency of "it doesn't smell like anything" negative reviews for Yankee Candles. (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FHLzLx-WQAA--rE.png)
Title: Re: Viral shitposts
Post by: rachel on April 07, 2022, 12:24:55 am