Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: rachel on December 18, 2016, 10:25:31 am
Title: FUCKING CATS
Post by: rachel on December 18, 2016, 10:25:31 am
dude so there's two cats at fish house, baxter and gus
baxter is a big fatass (we call him fatster) and the only thing he loves more than belly rubs is food
then there's gus, baxter's little brother and notorious troublemaker
so anyway...
Kayimbo is out of town for a few days and he asked us to take care of his lizards. We set up the terrarium in Devnill's room and everything was fine at first. Then on my way to the bathroom I noticed a strange plastic smell. I sniff around and notice it's coming from devnill's desk. Upon closer inspection... GUS TURNED THE HEAT LAMP ON, KNOCKED IT OVER ON DEVNILL'S DESK, AND OPENED THE LID OF THE TERRARIUM. The heat lamp was melting random plastic things on devnill's desk and gus was freaking out, meowing, trying to climb up the curtains. I realize one of the lizards escaped and was chilling out on the curtain rod so I had to spend the next 15 minutes chasing it down trying to capture it.
Watching this video is weird to me now. It used to just be a funny meme, but then the news broke that the source video was a manufactured "viral video" for EHarmony. Do you think schmoyoho was in on it too?
Title: Re: FUCKING CATS
Post by: Fishmé on January 11, 2025, 02:11:26 am
Wow I really thought there was gonna be more cat fucking in this thread.
Title: Re: FUCKING CATS
Post by: Fishmé on January 11, 2025, 02:13:10 am