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Title: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on December 22, 2016, 07:42:58 pm
Hey y'all I'd like to make an announcement so that you can hold me accountable to my word.

From now on I am not allowed to smoke / vape / dab / eat edibles / consume any drugs on weekdays. I feel like my total useful output significantly drops when I get stoned every day and I like doing things. We won't be able to change the world if we get high every day.

Exceptions:
- I can do drugs during anime night (but not before or after)
- I can do drugs if someone offers them to me IRL

I've tried doing stuff like this before on my own, but for whatever reason it's hard for me to stick to it unless I tell other people about it. My parents always told me to be true to my word.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Hyrulean on December 22, 2016, 08:52:03 pm
AWWW YEAH, HERE TO HELP!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: flaretta on December 23, 2016, 12:59:40 am
hell yeah
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: lemonrising on December 23, 2016, 02:05:53 am
Yeah we're watching!
We're like fishy santas!

(https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/gold-fish-as-santa-claus-3695593.jpg)
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on December 23, 2016, 03:29:27 am
Update: I just tried to drink some booze and it immediately gave me a horrible stomach ache. This is the 3rd or 4th time in a row that this has happened while drinking over the past few months (I don't drink every often)

I guess I'm not doing alcohol anymore either
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: castalia on December 23, 2016, 05:22:02 am
Update: I just tried to drink some booze and it immediately gave me a horrible stomach ache. This is the 3rd or 4th time in a row that this has happened while drinking over the past few months (I don't drink every often)

I guess I'm not doing alcohol anymore either
i quit doing drugs because of my job but also because i basically turn into a piece of furniture

i would suggest trying wine if you are looking for something in the evening to relax with. most weekdays ill usually have a single glass with dinner.

i cant have beer because it makes me fart and i save liquor for the weekends for cocktails and such.

(https://www.blackboxwines.com/images/banner-black-box-family.jpg)

i usually have one of these in the house for quantity and how affordable it is.

not drinking either is totally fine too!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on December 23, 2016, 05:27:59 am
Update: I just tried to drink some booze and it immediately gave me a horrible stomach ache. This is the 3rd or 4th time in a row that this has happened while drinking over the past few months (I don't drink every often)

I guess I'm not doing alcohol anymore either
i quit doing drugs because of my job but also because i basically turn into a piece of furniture

i would suggest trying wine if you are looking for something in the evening to relax with. most weekdays ill usually have a single glass with dinner.

i cant have beer because it makes me fart and i save liquor for the weekends for cocktails and such.

(https://www.blackboxwines.com/images/banner-black-box-family.jpg)

i usually have one of these in the house for quantity and how affordable it is.

not drinking either is totally fine too!

Over the past couple months I've tried to drink whiskey, tequila, and mikes hard lemonade. Severe stomach ache every time. I'm starting to think my body doesn't want me to drink any alcohol at all
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: castalia on December 23, 2016, 05:57:20 am
Over the past couple months I've tried to drink whiskey, tequila, and mikes hard lemonade. Severe stomach ache every time. I'm starting to think my body doesn't want me to drink any alcohol at all
im not sure how you are drinking these but i wouldnt recommend drinking hard liquor when you dont drink often.

i like a lot of alcohol neat (without any water/ice/chaser) but i wont drink stuff like mikes hard lemonade or similar drinks because its way too sweet and sugary for me giving me a stomach ache, nasty tongue, or hurts my throat (its weird). the other week i had a moscow mule that had a weird ginger beer in it and it made me feel gross because it was too sweet.

red wine seems to work for me - never hurts to have a bottle around for dinner time and you dont have to swallow the whole thing.

edit: meant to say not drinking is okay too!!!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Anomaly on December 23, 2016, 02:46:09 pm
Exceptions:
- I can do drugs during anime night (but not before or after)
Good, traditions must be upheld after all
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Kitlero on December 24, 2016, 05:28:35 am
I
#StandWithRachel
About upholding her desire to not do drugs anytime but the weekend.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on December 24, 2016, 03:13:55 pm
Yeah I'm seriously considering something like this as well. I'd like to be productive someday lol. Plus my throat fucking hurts
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on December 24, 2016, 10:45:20 pm
Yeah I'm seriously considering something like this as well. I'd like to be productive someday lol. Plus my throat fucking hurts

we can do it together

abstinence sisters

we stronk 2getha
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: pstrawberrie on December 30, 2016, 04:24:52 pm
Hurd this wurd.
Power 2 the ppl.

I also am on abstinence from drinking during the weekdays. 4 weekdays sober bitches.
AKA. 4 cycles sober.
Here's the fukin math:

5 days in week.
2 days in weekend.
1 sober cycle = 5 days.
Minus any differentials of personal sobriety mechanisms (sober cycle - 0*sobriety mechanisms)

The weekend is when I start feelin' a little funny....lettin' loose....

hash tag
weektime abstencnece iz what's ^

2gether in solidarity with all u abstinencers
fuk the clones
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on December 30, 2016, 06:15:02 pm
I'm on day 6 no smoke

sobb
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Anomaly on December 31, 2016, 12:58:11 pm
yeah I only smoke on my "weekend" (monday & tuesday)

we're getting old and realizing being fucked up all the time isn't the best!!!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on December 31, 2016, 03:59:59 pm
yeah I only smoke on my "weekend" (monday & tuesday)

we're getting old and realizing being fucked up all the time isn't the best!!!

but snoop dog says smoke weed every day

(https://majorleague.website/img/snoop.gif)
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on January 01, 2017, 05:24:19 pm
I still wannanannanana smoke

maybe not all day every day tho I been hella productive lately
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: h on January 08, 2017, 02:05:04 am
Dude thats nothing. I was swimming with sharks during my summer break, and he bit my leg off, my friend was like, dude that must hurt and I was laughing and shit. Then he took another bite and got my left hand clean off, my friend was like dude you're left handed, this is terrible, I just kept laughing harder because I'm so strong. The blood was spraying now, and really starting to attract a lot more sharks, my mate is like, hey I see like 10 more fins coming towards you, get out of the water! I laughed and laughed, then I was pulled under and my friend could still hear me laughing until they got my neck and it became muffled gurgles underwater. Classic sharks, easily the funniest day of the summer, almost as good as the time I went hunting for wolverines.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on January 08, 2017, 09:41:05 am
rip me forever
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Chwoey on January 09, 2017, 07:50:37 am
drugs r bad mkay
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: anaranjj on January 09, 2017, 08:52:25 am
Colorado Problems

GOOD LUCK RACHEL
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Pyrolysis on January 09, 2017, 09:22:05 am
since dec 22nd, how many weekdays have you gotten stoned?
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on January 09, 2017, 12:13:36 pm
since dec 22nd, how many weekdays have you gotten stoned?

FUKKEN
ZERO

IM DYING SQUIRTLE
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on January 09, 2017, 06:08:49 pm
since dec 22nd, how many weekdays have you gotten stoned?

2 weekdays if you count anime night after work, so 0 according to the rules!!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on January 13, 2017, 03:11:18 pm
found a gif of pstraw on the weekend

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/24be68f106611cec2183dd7a8e6c4e64/tumblr_inline_oj5eizYO5H1rvuo5v_500.gif)
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: redheron on January 14, 2017, 04:08:21 am
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Anomaly on January 14, 2017, 02:28:25 pm
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
congrats!
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on January 15, 2017, 02:23:19 pm
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING

you're doing drugs!?!!? nicce

I had a very enjoyable time doing drugs at the cabin party lmao
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: FUCK on January 25, 2017, 01:40:17 am
I want to quit drinking. There are no brakes on my train when I start drinking, I get black out drunk every time now. Just felt like sharing.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: nicefish on January 29, 2017, 02:26:42 pm
hey everyone. i need y'all to pee in a cup for me.

thanks for sharing that with us, FUCK.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: Kitlero on January 29, 2017, 09:39:28 pm
yeah I only smoke on my "weekend" (monday & tuesday)

we're getting old and realizing being fucked up all the time isn't the best!!!

In just a few more rules for yourself you'll be a real parent. :(
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: FamousFish on February 03, 2017, 11:57:29 am
Hey y'all I'd like to make an announcement so that you can hold me accountable to my word.

From now on I am not allowed to smoke / vape / dab / eat edibles / consume any drugs on weekdays. I feel like my total useful output significantly drops when I get stoned every day and I like doing things. We won't be able to change the world if we get high every day.

Exceptions:
- I can do drugs during anime night (but not before or after)
- I can do drugs if someone offers them to me IRL

I've tried doing stuff like this before on my own, but for whatever reason it's hard for me to stick to it unless I tell other people about it. My parents always told me to be true to my word.

I am joining you on this one okay? I support you and you support me
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on February 03, 2017, 01:58:09 pm
Hey y'all I'd like to make an announcement so that you can hold me accountable to my word.

From now on I am not allowed to smoke / vape / dab / eat edibles / consume any drugs on weekdays. I feel like my total useful output significantly drops when I get stoned every day and I like doing things. We won't be able to change the world if we get high every day.

Exceptions:
- I can do drugs during anime night (but not before or after)
- I can do drugs if someone offers them to me IRL

I've tried doing stuff like this before on my own, but for whatever reason it's hard for me to stick to it unless I tell other people about it. My parents always told me to be true to my word.

I am joining you on this one okay? I support you and you support me

How much weed do you currently smoke?
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: FamousFish on February 04, 2017, 10:56:55 am
Hey y'all I'd like to make an announcement so that you can hold me accountable to my word.

From now on I am not allowed to smoke / vape / dab / eat edibles / consume any drugs on weekdays. I feel like my total useful output significantly drops when I get stoned every day and I like doing things. We won't be able to change the world if we get high every day.

Exceptions:
- I can do drugs during anime night (but not before or after)
- I can do drugs if someone offers them to me IRL

I've tried doing stuff like this before on my own, but for whatever reason it's hard for me to stick to it unless I tell other people about it. My parents always told me to be true to my word.

I am joining you on this one okay? I support you and you support me

How much weed do you currently smoke?

Probably 2grams of concentrate a week, about a quarter of flower a week, now I actually only have like .2g of oil for the rest of the day and then no more buying.
Title: Re: Abstinence Thread
Post by: rachel on February 04, 2017, 11:22:43 am
Probably 2grams of concentrate a week, about a quarter of flower a week, now I actually only have like .2g of oil for the rest of the day and then no more buying.

wow that's a lot