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Title: Really Big Whopper
Post by: nicefish on November 20, 2018, 11:34:32 am
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Later this month, a very special Whopper is going on sale in Japan. Packed with five flame-grilled patties, this Whopper will be available only for a limited time.

The special Whopper goes on sale November 29 in Japan, which is ?good meat day.? It?s not a national holiday, but a pun. November 29 is 11-29. The eleven looks like the Japanese ?ii? (??), meaning ?good.? The numbers ?2" and ?9" are ?ni? and ?kyuu,? which sounds like ?niku? (?), the Japanese word for ?meat.?

And that?s what 11-29 is ?good meat? day!

According to ASCII, the special Whoppers go on sale November 29. Priced at 1,290 yen ($11.47), the burgers will be available to December 2 during the hours of 2 pm to 5 pm. Apparently, only 1,129 of these burgers will go on sale!

https://kotaku.com/really-big-whopper-coming-to-burger-king-in-japan-1830558456
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: rachel on November 23, 2018, 03:40:27 pm
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: nicefish on November 26, 2018, 10:46:28 am
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow

yes.

here's something a little more reasonable
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Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: rachel on November 26, 2018, 12:34:36 pm
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow

yes.

here's something a little more reasonable
(https://image.zmenu.com/large/3250/20140409145251708608.png)

At least that one has separate slices of cheese for each patty
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: Diabolizer on November 26, 2018, 10:23:26 pm
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow

yes.

here's something a little more reasonable
(https://image.zmenu.com/large/3250/20140409145251708608.png)

At least that one has separate slices of cheese for each patty

Plato, Descartes, Kant, Nietzsche, Rachel.  The greatest minds of western thought.
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: rachel on November 26, 2018, 10:29:26 pm
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow

yes.

here's something a little more reasonable
(https://image.zmenu.com/large/3250/20140409145251708608.png)

At least that one has separate slices of cheese for each patty

Plato, Descartes, Kant, Nietzsche, Rachel.  The greatest minds of western thought.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-motn4ClpSm4/VZViBsJtUVI/AAAAAAAACHc/ztT3P2su3Mg/s1600/Gambar%2BOrang%2BBingung.jpg) (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f8/15/5b/f8155b55e87b2e371c08184e887ad39c--smiley-faces-emoji-faces.jpg) (https://nationalvanguard.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/confused-confusion-puzzled-scratch-head.jpg)
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: woodneko on November 26, 2018, 10:30:59 pm
what even is this thread anymore


what was it to begin with
Title: Re: Really Big Whopper
Post by: Diabolizer on November 26, 2018, 10:55:51 pm
it's too big

that's 0.16% of an entire cow

yes.

here's something a little more reasonable
(https://image.zmenu.com/large/3250/20140409145251708608.png)

At least that one has separate slices of cheese for each patty

Plato, Descartes, Kant, Nietzsche, Rachel.  The greatest minds of western thought.

(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-motn4ClpSm4/VZViBsJtUVI/AAAAAAAACHc/ztT3P2su3Mg/s1600/Gambar%2BOrang%2BBingung.jpg) (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f8/15/5b/f8155b55e87b2e371c08184e887ad39c--smiley-faces-emoji-faces.jpg) (https://nationalvanguard.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/confused-confusion-puzzled-scratch-head.jpg)

Just the simplicity and conciseness of the thought.  It's evocative of great thinkers.  Like maybe life has no deeper meaning than, "At least that one has separate slices of cheese for each patty."  Also, I'm half asleep, so maybe it won't go onto be the foundational keystone of 21st century thought.