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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 04:17:40 am

Title: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 04:17:40 am
I want a pouch like a kangaroo has.

(http://cdn.pcwallart.com/images/inside-kangaroo-pouch-wallpaper-1.jpg)

I thought of 2 pick-up lines I could use if I had a pouch:

i would also use it to hold my beer.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: rachel on February 01, 2017, 05:39:00 am
Have you considered one of these instead?

(http://www.extreme80s.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/k/ski-junky-fanny-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 07:36:42 am
Have you considered one of these instead?

(http://www.extreme80s.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/k/ski-junky-fanny-1.jpg)

That can't keep my hands warm when it's cold outside.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: Kitlero on February 01, 2017, 07:52:45 am
Have you considered one of these instead?

(http://www.extreme80s.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/k/ski-junky-fanny-1.jpg)

That can't keep my hands warm when it's cold outside.

Get a military or hunting handwarmer.

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-18n8oR6F22M/UIJHaP3xrII/AAAAAAAAHf8/o2AfdnHoJEI/s1600/215+Hand+Warmer.jpg)

They have fleece on the inside and a pouch you can either use to store items or warming packets to help warm you instead of relying on body heat.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 08:21:53 am
So enough about me. What body mods do y'all want?
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: rachel on February 01, 2017, 11:39:38 am
I don't want to modify my body unless you count a powered exoskeleton. Of course all of the controls would be based on on my normal muscle function so I wouldn't need any surgeries.

If it ain't broke, why break it?
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 03:55:09 pm
I don't want to modify my body unless you count a powered exoskeleton. Of course all of the controls would be based on on my normal muscle function so I wouldn't need any surgeries.

If it ain't broke, why break it?

What about tattoos and piercings?
Or implanted magnets in your fingertips.
Or implanted RFID chips.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 01, 2017, 03:55:55 pm
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K9_b9X2EA3E/maxresdefault.jpg)
"I have pockets!"

If I had a pouch would you put your hand inside?
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: rachel on February 02, 2017, 02:33:44 am
I don't want to modify my body unless you count a powered exoskeleton. Of course all of the controls would be based on on my normal muscle function so I wouldn't need any surgeries.

If it ain't broke, why break it?

What about tattoos and piercings?
Or implanted magnets in your fingertips.
Or implanted RFID chips.

I don't have any tattoos or piercings. I don't see the point unless they offer some functional benefit. Fingertip magnets seem cool, my friend has one, but what if I need to get an MRI? What if my body rejects it? I don't have any desire to cut myself open.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: FamousFish on February 03, 2017, 11:54:32 am
Would cloning yourself be considered a body mod?
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 03, 2017, 09:20:30 pm
Would cloning yourself be considered a body mod?

I'm not sure. I'd definitely fuck my clone, though.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: Hyrulean on February 13, 2017, 01:47:32 pm
welp tongue bifurcation is my go to body mod,~ I love the look and how intimate it is。
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: Hyrulean on February 26, 2017, 07:18:06 pm
Oh, I forgot to mention that it allows your tongue to function differently :O


woah woah woah ^_^ d(^_^)/
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: nicefish on February 26, 2017, 09:23:15 pm
A urethral reroute that can attach to a small hose so I can pee without worrying about where to find a bathroom.
Today I went for a walk which was cut short because I had to pee.
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: JuniperToxic on February 28, 2017, 02:27:05 am
bondage belt: $60
studded belt: $20
milsurp pouches: $10
belt-mount holsters and sheaths: $30

Jangling like the reaper when you move: priceless
Title: Re: Body mods
Post by: redheron on February 28, 2017, 01:12:38 pm
is breast reduction surgery a body mod or would I have to get it like, attractively scarified for it to count