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Title: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:24:07 am
(http://i.imgur.com/4m0rARN.jpg)

We're friends :)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:24:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/cDLxXlU.jpg)

So Wistful...
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:25:19 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LVgMIqO.jpg)

Who left this pile of dead mes here ):<
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:28:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/63ohgFn.jpg)

Uhhh...


(http://i.imgur.com/nza0WKK.jpg)

...pretty sure that pen is too small...
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:30:10 am
(http://i.imgur.com/MwGuh6U.jpg)

Wow it's me
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:31:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/l66yujK.jpg)
Fuckin... SHADOWY BILLBOARDS... D:<

I'm not salty you're salty
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:34:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/u5Pj0r9.jpg)

The New Cute Furry Animal Friend (Everyone's getting one! They whisper weather secrets to you!)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:35:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/PJjN1HU.jpg)

the day redheron started obsessively breeding rodents
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:37:23 am
(http://i.imgur.com/0HZwYCg.jpg)

WELL HELLO THERE!! :V
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:38:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/BaDPrT8.jpg)

The best torch stand ever
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:40:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/tPPQ95J.jpg)

also they can dual-wield swords for massive damage
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:41:53 am
(http://i.imgur.com/1o2hIYi.jpg)

also candy canes, so festive
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:43:19 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zTzjB2D.jpg)

frenz (:
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:44:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/p6GCgYK.jpg)

suddenly potato
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:45:36 am
(http://i.imgur.com/oWzbBTu.jpg)

What a talented boy
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:47:02 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XhWa05h.jpg)

A new chicken appears
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:47:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ACom9HX.jpg)

...!!!!!

(http://i.imgur.com/WTRhlK7.jpg)

...!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:48:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/IwfTDWa.jpg)

GATTAI
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:49:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZOzp6FE.jpg)

oh hi
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:51:24 am
(http://i.imgur.com/O7DVCzL.jpg)

spoop
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:53:52 am
(http://i.imgur.com/nSoIFzI.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/i4KU62s.jpg)

more spoop, punkin edition
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:55:20 am
(http://i.imgur.com/7QAXR2w.jpg)

his name is Arbok (((:
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:56:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/doPjY1F.jpg)

o:
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:57:41 am
(http://i.imgur.com/bLbGT8H.jpg)
we buried our tribemate in dinosaur poop

(http://i.imgur.com/I3lB6WA.jpg)
good clean fun!!
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 12:58:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/cDjNax4.jpg)

suddenly potato part 2 holiday edition
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:00:18 am
(http://i.imgur.com/6FMjwsd.jpg)
you hear maniacal mackling in the distance
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:01:17 am
(http://i.imgur.com/53l4tvE.jpg)

oh dear... thats... not right...
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:02:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/3R8PTUi.jpg)

What is it with you and having freaky corpses
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:03:57 am
(http://i.imgur.com/XyvpQ6X.jpg)

Now featuring: the birthday suit skin
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:06:23 am
Oh remember how I said I started obsessively breeding rodents?

That didn't stop being a thing:

(http://i.imgur.com/eJQOOY5.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/czA0CT7.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/j3QNAAN.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/oEQjowU.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:08:34 am
Some time ago, THIS ASSHOLE knocked down our tree:
(http://i.imgur.com/EuhBWPf.jpg)

With the power of really good fertilizer, THE TREE HAS BEEN RESTORED
(http://i.imgur.com/MtTq88J.jpg)

How nice (:
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:09:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/zHju7u4.jpg)

also hair update, SWEET
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:10:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/LLXBGWK.jpg)

yikes
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:11:38 am
(http://i.imgur.com/EKTkTpK.jpg)

Did I mention how I really like the hair update? whew
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:13:34 am
Aw Yeah who doesn't love caving

(http://i.imgur.com/pXJ3C4K.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/wyBolYo.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/nyj6KXb.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 01:14:31 am
Ok, time for bed. I leave you with this mysterious ghost fucker.
(http://i.imgur.com/5Xjlwvx.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2017, 04:46:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/p6GCgYK.jpg)

suddenly potato

LOL I wish the whole game looked like this
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2017, 04:47:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/53l4tvE.jpg)

oh dear... thats... not right...

lol what's wrong with your computer
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2017, 04:49:26 am
wow that was a lot of screenshots
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 06:15:39 am
(http://i.imgur.com/53l4tvE.jpg)

oh dear... thats... not right...

lol what's wrong with your computer
more like what's wrong with ark, the body looked different but equally messed up on his end
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 06:16:01 am
wow that was a lot of screenshots
yeah I needed 4000 coral for reasons.
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 09:09:08 am
This game looks amazing. Is it always like this or is it heavily modded? I want to breed rodents and dress them up and fly around on pink birds.
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 09:31:02 am
This game looks amazing. Is it always like this or is it heavily modded? I want to breed rodents and dress them up and fly around on pink birds.
Actually our server is 100% vanilla PVE, no mods and only slightly increased rates (ranging from x2 gathering to x5 maturation rates)

I personally like ark a lot (: some salty redditors disagree with my opinion, YMMV

its still pretty buggy tho lmao, they're still adding new shit regularly so its not very optimized either, I generally play on low memory mode but if your computer is nice you can get it looking really pretty. (https://youtu.be/h8MoCRhV2Qs?t=11)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 09:39:53 am
This game looks amazing. Is it always like this or is it heavily modded? I want to breed rodents and dress them up and fly around on pink birds.
Actually our server is 100% vanilla PVE, no mods and only slightly increased rates (ranging from x2 gathering to x5 maturation rates)

I personally like ark a lot (: some salty redditors disagree with my opinion, YMMV

its still pretty buggy tho lmao, they're still adding new shit regularly so its not very optimized either, I generally play on low memory mode but if your computer is nice you can get it looking really pretty. (https://youtu.be/h8MoCRhV2Qs?t=11)

- How much time do I have to spend doing housekeeping and menial bullshit (e.g. gathering resources) before I get to do fun stuff like breed rodents and make friends with birds?
- Is it possible to open a bird and rodent store and sell them to other players?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 09:44:38 am
It's on sale right now. http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/

Should I get Survival Evolved or do I need the Survivor's Pack to have fun and be cool?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 09:55:55 am
This game looks amazing. Is it always like this or is it heavily modded? I want to breed rodents and dress them up and fly around on pink birds.
Actually our server is 100% vanilla PVE, no mods and only slightly increased rates (ranging from x2 gathering to x5 maturation rates)

I personally like ark a lot (: some salty redditors disagree with my opinion, YMMV

its still pretty buggy tho lmao, they're still adding new shit regularly so its not very optimized either, I generally play on low memory mode but if your computer is nice you can get it looking really pretty. (https://youtu.be/h8MoCRhV2Qs?t=11)

- How much time do I have to spend doing housekeeping and menial bullshit (e.g. gathering resources) before I get to do fun stuff like breed rodents and make friends with birds?
- Is it possible to open a bird and rodent store and sell them to other players?
- On official it takes a WHILE before you get there, but on our server you can get to that level with a bit of dedication and mindful exp gaining. Some tips I have include:
a. Crafting lots of storage boxes/large storage boxes as soon as you can
b. Making large quantities of narcotics all the time. Seriously they're like 10 exp each
c. Crafting crafting crafting, build a house, build a big ol wall around it, get good farming dinos so you can get more mats for crafting
d. Finding explorers notes doubles your exp for like 500 seconds, and if you get it while mounted both you and your mount get the exp boost

I'm telling you now though, Ark is a timesink game. Tames take real life hours, especially on official servers, I already have 2k hours sunk into this game.

- Yes actually I already started selling fancy jerboas to other tribes on my server, most people I've seen use metal ingots as currency, one of my bloodline jerbs goes for 200 ingots per and my tribemate sells dragon eggs + milk for raising it for like 1.5k ingots per dragon baby. There's not an ingame interface for it or anything but people still do it everywhere lol
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 09:59:48 am
It's on sale right now. http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/

Should I get Survival Evolved or do I need the Survivor's Pack to have fun and be cool?
I personally like Scorched Earth a lot (all the deserty screenshots are from SE) but you'll die a lot more there

I mean you'll die a lot at low levels anyway lol but Scorched Earth is a desert so you'll get thirsty really fast and also repeatedly eaten by dire wolves/sabercats/terror birds, I hear it can be frustrating for shiny new players.

But also its on sale so there's that lol
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 10:16:45 am
Hnnngg it sounds amazing but I don't have that much time to sink into games right now. I have about 3-5 hours per week for gaming. Is there a server for people like me with ridiculous xp rates?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 10:20:18 am
I bought it.
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/51774315/large.gif)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 11:24:53 am
Hnnngg it sounds amazing but I don't have that much time to sink into games right now. I have about 3-5 hours per week for gaming. Is there a server for people like me with ridiculous xp rates?
there are probably a lot, you'll want to look for high exp rates and offline raid protection enabled if you're gonna play on pvp, however pve is generally pretty relaxed and you don't have to worry about raids, just feeding your dinos
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 11:25:08 am
I bought it.
(http://data.whicdn.com/images/51774315/large.gif)
NICE
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 01:19:49 pm
Can I play on your server?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 05, 2017, 03:44:02 pm
Can I play on your server?
Depends, how chill are you?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 05:17:39 pm
Can I play on your server?
Depends, how chill are you?

I keep to myself and I don't fuck with other people's stuff, if that's what you're asking.

Most likely I would just run around and get lost and ask noob questions.
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: browser on February 05, 2017, 07:11:03 pm
I finally played some Ark.


Here's a cool bird-house that I found:

(http://i.imgur.com/DYLZYbW.jpg)


I accidentally got into a fist fight with a dinosaur. I was killed shortly after this photo was taken:

(http://i.imgur.com/Lhmv267.jpg)


Again, moments before my death:

(http://i.imgur.com/zOAEZ18.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: Anomaly on February 05, 2017, 10:23:21 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/5nlHf1Q.jpg)

how do I look
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2017, 10:57:51 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/5nlHf1Q.jpg)

how do I look

lmao
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 07, 2017, 02:19:30 pm
Made some new signs:

(http://i.imgur.com/wnAnegG.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/a9UHmmP.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 11, 2017, 12:14:14 pm
Near Death Experience:
(http://i.imgur.com/9eHzLEe.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 11, 2017, 12:28:10 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/7yZU1cc.jpg)
Actual Death Experience
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 11, 2017, 12:33:44 pm
Return of Potato Wyvern:
(http://i.imgur.com/k4DDqF1.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 11, 2017, 11:30:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/9H7tdCj.jpg)
Guys did you know I like making signs
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 14, 2017, 01:35:28 am
The valentines event is here, so I've been doing a ton of jerboa breeding....

(http://i.imgur.com/1bcnD8e.jpg)
^An arrangement of jerboas

(http://i.imgur.com/pTjtjnC.jpg)
^Green stripe mutation

The next two babies are named based on what I said when they popped out and I saw them for the first time.
This is Holy Shit:
(http://i.imgur.com/SdT9zEx.jpg)

And this is his daughter, Oh Geez:
(http://i.imgur.com/boduR5U.jpg)

baby pics:
(http://i.imgur.com/Jhxa03E.png)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: Anomaly on February 22, 2017, 09:00:06 pm
ok, now I want to play ark (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on February 22, 2017, 09:05:28 pm
ok, now I want to play ark (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0)

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on February 22, 2017, 09:10:37 pm
ok, now I want to play ark (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Aq-gm3An0)
lmao
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on April 07, 2017, 06:14:17 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/Wdd5GEe.jpg)
We bout to go in on Hard mode Dragon Boss

I'll let you know how his cum tastes after his dick does the ol Through-N-Through up my anise.
(https://www.punmiris.com/himg/o.9698.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on June 04, 2017, 07:37:59 am
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE )':
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 04, 2017, 09:19:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/tPPQ95J.jpg)

also they can dual-wield swords for massive damage

this looks so photoshopped, but i have no doubt it's actually from the game
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on June 04, 2017, 11:59:37 pm
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE )':

who died?
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on June 05, 2017, 12:54:39 am
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE )':

who died?
our dedicated server got crypto'd, everything is rip
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: rachel on June 05, 2017, 01:01:11 am
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE )':

who died?
our dedicated server got crypto'd, everything is rip

"It's not safe to run an internet facing Windows box right now."
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: redheron on June 05, 2017, 01:06:10 am
GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE )':

who died?
our dedicated server got crypto'd, everything is rip

"It's not safe to run an internet facing Windows box right now."
guess not
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c8751588fc4dc44ab127cbaaeae92a6d/tumblr_inline_op2lz0cxPc1sevxda_540.gif)
Title: WE DOIN THIS
Post by: redheron on July 03, 2017, 05:09:06 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/zXeSe11.jpg)
Title: Re: A Selection Of Ark Screenshots
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 04, 2017, 08:39:43 am
o shit look whos back