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Title: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 15, 2020, 03:09:35 pm
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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on January 15, 2020, 03:12:26 pm
I saw a guy wearing this hoodie on a plane once

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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 15, 2020, 03:16:04 pm
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 15, 2020, 04:07:50 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/452964223295946753/666524239209299991/0c96c86e15646b86.mp4
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on January 15, 2020, 05:37:38 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/452964223295946753/666524239209299991/0c96c86e15646b86.mp4 (https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/452964223295946753/666524239209299991/0c96c86e15646b86.mp4)

the 80s music and vhs effects are very convincing but the ikea lamps are a dead giveaway that this actually takes place in the future
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: kayimbo on January 22, 2020, 12:57:02 pm
virginity is a social construct.

Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on January 31, 2020, 08:59:42 pm
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Ozmiander on February 29, 2020, 04:54:25 pm
Wrong, fucking gets you perks like:

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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on April 06, 2020, 12:53:40 am
coronavirus is caused by blowjobs

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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: kayimbo on April 06, 2020, 12:52:45 pm
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2020, 12:53:00 pm
yo this history video about syphilis in the 1500s is fucking terrifying



VIRGINITY IS PRETTY COOL
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2020, 01:04:00 pm
now they are talking about ways they tried to "cure" syphillis

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"underpants can be soaked in mercury"

"a man's penis can be injected with mercury"


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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Diabolizer on June 29, 2020, 04:35:29 am
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Quit trying to tempt us with your deviant sexuality.  As Bernie Sanders once said, "Fuck the pain away."
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 29, 2020, 04:53:22 am
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Quit trying to tempt us with your deviant sexuality.  As Bernie Sanders once said, "Fuck the pain away."

virginity is cool and hell is hot
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 13, 2020, 05:01:08 am
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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Mozai on July 15, 2020, 06:01:03 am
Get your priorities in order.
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Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 22, 2020, 03:11:32 pm
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 23, 2020, 12:23:46 pm


timestamps don't work in embeds so just, skip to about 2:32 i guess

virginity rocks!
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 03:56:03 am
When did yall loose your virginity?

 I was 14! My parents knew and gave me condoms and somehow the girls parents found out and FOUND THE  USED CONDOM! When they sat us down at the table and showed my girlfriend at the time, and I, what they were upset about was not that we were having sex, but that we used contraceptive. They were thoooooose types of folks. Very much the, if gods will is to have children, then who are we to intervene, type of parents. Not too long after, I got in argument with the girl about abortion. We broke up pretty soon after.
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on December 05, 2024, 11:50:29 am
When did yall loose your virginity?

I lost my virginity (male) while sleeping over at my boyfrriend's house when I was 13. We met at the school anime club. We would stay up all night playing GTA and final fantasy and then make out and be horny together before bed.

I lost my virginity (female) when I was 14 with a girl who came onto me. She was very forward, and I was very confused, having never seriously dated a girl before. One time on the bus ride home she asked me "I have a surprise for you, wanna know what it is?"
"uhh sure", I replied

Then she grabbed my hand and shoved it under her hoodie. She was not wearing a shirt or bra underneath. I got off the bus and furiously masturbated like 3 times that day
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 01:05:24 pm
I love how you put both loosing your virginity to male and female, lol you're gay!
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 01:22:02 pm
The first time I hooked up with a guy was when I was 19. I had never thought of having sex with a male before bc... well... I guess I had a lot of internalized homophonia. I remeber having thoughts of hooking up with boys in high-school, but brushed it off, because I thought "I wasn't gay." Oh boy was I wrong! In reality, I love cock &  I love guys, I just can't imagine myself being fucked by a guy if I am also, a guy. That's when my transgender awakening  happened, at 17 lol.

At 19, on E for a year at this point, I hooked up with a 48 year old man who was a shitbag missile repair specialist for the military. He also perfusley tried to explain why he isn't gay bc I'm a woman, while continuing to talk transphobic comments about other trans woman. Not only did he lie about wearing a condom during sex and lie about his cock size, having a micro penis, (Nothing wrong with micro penis, but the catfishing was not cool) he lied about his intentions! He wanted me to marry him!

The worst of it was when he told me about his divorse and daughter. His daughter was only 2 years younger than me at the time, 17, and he kept trying to give me money to be his "trad wife." We wanted me to drop outta school and be his house wife!! No joke!!! Anyway... i learned real fast that grindr is where you find some shitty men. For good and worse, that wasn't the last time I had hooked up with shitty cis - man on grindr, sadly it was just the first.
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 01:22:57 pm
What about the first time you hooked up with a trans person?
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: rachel on December 05, 2024, 01:31:06 pm
What about the first time you hooked up with a trans person?

In my 30s lol
Title: Re: Virginity is cool
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 01:40:39 pm
Wait what?! No way!