Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: rachel on April 09, 2020, 10:24:15 pm
Title: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 09, 2020, 10:24:15 pm
I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice. Tumbling down the rabbit hole?
I can see it in your eyes.
Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?
You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You are cum. Cum that grew arms and legs. But when you look around, what do you see? Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. Every one of them: cum. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be cumpilled. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.
Epstein didn't coom himself. https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/699396203309432853/738901886794727514/epstinecum_quiveringclit.mp4
this is the best use of deepfakes I have seen to date
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on August 08, 2020, 03:11:35 am
Stolen memes (https://wetfishonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=378.msg21251)
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 20, 2020, 05:01:16 pm
bump if you love cum
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 20, 2020, 05:39:06 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/CH3waYl.png)
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on November 24, 2020, 01:43:44 pm
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 24, 2021, 12:33:38 pm
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on April 22, 2021, 11:34:13 pm
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Post by: rachel on April 23, 2021, 12:29:12 pm
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on October 09, 2021, 07:13:07 am
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/e7996e3e-2780-a397-708d-bc8e83acfa1b.jpeg) based on this https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECRSbNFXsAA2RJU.jpg (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECRSbNFXsAA2RJU.jpg)]
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on October 12, 2021, 12:22:11 pm
A new eco-friendly plastic made from salmon sperm has been invented by scientists in China.
Two short strands of DNA from the sperm were combined with a chemical from vegetable oil that binds them together. What this creates is a squishy material known as hydrogel.
From here the gel is then moulded into different shapes and freeze-dried to remove the moisture, which makes it solidify. Researchers have already created a cup, puzzle pieces and a DNA molecule from the eco-friendly plastic.
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on December 04, 2021, 08:19:41 am
(https://wiki.wetfish.net//upload/fa5b2a8f-28df-d763-23e6-728170d09d60.jpeg) (source: webcomic "The Rock Cocks" at Slipshine)
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Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on August 02, 2023, 04:28:23 pm
Dude must eat a lot of zinc.
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on September 22, 2023, 10:58:42 pm
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By far the most distressing thing I've learned from watching Ze Frank videos is the sheer number of creatures that have "just ejaculate into the ocean" as their breeding strategy. I don't need to think about that next time I'm down at the beach.
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If it makes you feel any better, all that pollen you're inhaling in the spring and that coats your car and porch and everything else, is plants (mostly trees) ejaculating into the air. So you're already walking around in it; might as well swim in it, too.
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on October 08, 2023, 01:46:17 am
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Mozai on August 14, 2024, 06:55:39 am
“Centipedes don’t fuck” is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don’t fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don’t even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don’t even hang out. centipede girls will see a puddle of cum on the ground and say 'does anyone want that' and not wait for an answer
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on September 07, 2024, 01:22:48 am
“Centipedes don’t fuck” is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don’t fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don’t even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don’t even hang out. centipede girls will see a puddle of cum on the ground and say 'does anyone want that' and not wait for an answer
literal cumpills covering the floor
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on December 17, 2024, 12:20:47 am
You know... What really gets me is that this thread is 7 PAGES LONG! 7 PAGES OF CUM ROT! 7!
I'd say yall are nasty, but I think I'm in the right place. Lol
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rothen on December 17, 2024, 04:33:34 pm
From the Wetfish quote DB:
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[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Fishmé on December 17, 2024, 07:18:35 pm
[#2673] [2019-01-07 @ 08:42] [Score: 2] <luke> my mind just invented a post apocalyptic scenario where the rulers are known as 'cum lords'
I hate it. Down with the ruling cum-monarchy ⚔️🏹👑
Let the cum be free! 💧🌊💧
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2024, 10:45:27 pm
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23:44 < rachel> !quote cum 23:44 < fishy> [#2857] [2020-06-11 @ 11:46] [Score: 1] <@emcy> acheieve world peace by basically cumming on everything 23:44 < rachel> !quote cum 23:44 < fishy> [#3419] [2022-08-18 @ 13:30] <Mozai> It was a mistake to cum here
more cum quotes
Title: Re: Baste & Cumpilled
Post by: Diabolizer on December 18, 2024, 11:18:45 pm