Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on February 19, 2022, 08:41:36 am
Title: Zoomers thread
Post by: nicefish on February 19, 2022, 08:41:36 am
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Post by: rachel on February 20, 2022, 03:07:47 pm
the year is 2022, people who were born in 2001 are now legally old enough to drink. Born in the same year as 9/11, the start of the "War on Terror", but too young to even remember it... Do you remember 9/11??? If so you're a boomer
lmao
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Post by: libfud on February 20, 2022, 05:09:39 pm
the year is 2022, people who were born in 2001 are now legally old enough to drink. Born in the same year as 9/11, the start of the "War on Terror", but too young to even remember it... Do you remember 9/11??? If so you're a boomer
Here's another one for you rachel. The video is something really special. Gives you the warm and fuzzies. Fuck yeah America!
lol is this a hotdog commercial? oh, yes, they say it was sponsored by a hotdog company at the end lol
interesting juxtaposition of zoomers singing boomer music
not really my jam though
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Post by: rachel on April 18, 2022, 03:16:31 pm
I really like Gayle and Justus Bennetts' music because it's relatable. It's telling a story about their life in the modern day and they're not afraid to speak their mind
I've never felt a connection to boomer music. It always felt so foreign and plastic. Like they have to appeal to a broad audience so they can't say much more than generalizations. Oh yeah and boomer music is slow 🥱
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Post by: rachel on April 22, 2022, 12:05:14 pm
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Post by: rachel on May 04, 2022, 11:32:56 pm
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Post by: rachel on June 19, 2023, 12:57:08 pm
this doctor says if you're lonely and depressed you need like 2-3x as much anesthetics as a blissfully ignorant boomer
this doctor also says that zoomers will use their phones even during surgeries
"distractions let you ignore the root cause of your suffering"
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Post by: Diabolizer on June 19, 2023, 01:10:09 pm
Last night I saw a Zoomer wearing a Nirvana t-shirt. I told her that if anyone tried to gatekeep her, that as a Gen-Xer I bequeathed the right to her to punch them. It was what Kurt Cobain would have wanted.
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Post by: Mozai on June 21, 2023, 05:12:41 am
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Post by: rachel on November 09, 2023, 06:15:18 pm
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Post by: rachel on January 21, 2024, 08:40:05 pm
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Post by: rachel on June 28, 2024, 03:29:08 am
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Post by: rachel on July 25, 2024, 07:18:08 pm
skibidi toilet is the most popular franchise in history with a larger audience than DC, Marvel, Harry Potter, and Star Wars combined
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On 24 July 2024, it was announced that a movie and television series based on Skibidi Toilet were being developed by Michael Bay and Adam Goodman
Title: Re: Zoomers thread
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 02:40:58 am
Hey I'm a Zoomer and I was born in 2001! Lol
For my 21st, in January, I went out to do the bars and got covid. When I woke up it was the middle of February. Needless to say... I don't do bars anymore... or covid.
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Post by: Fishmé on December 06, 2024, 03:45:00 pm
I'm kinda curious, how many zoomers are on wetfish?
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Post by: rothen on December 06, 2024, 05:32:14 pm
For my 21st, in January, I went out to do the bars and got covid. When I woke up it was the middle of February. Needless to say... I don't do bars anymore... or covid.
I could see "do bars" in this context being either alcohol establishments or Xanax.
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Post by: Fishmé on December 09, 2024, 12:50:51 pm
"I'm a zoomer I'm a zoomer." (Flosses arms back and forth)
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Post by: Fishmé on December 10, 2024, 03:41:31 am
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Post by: Fishmé on February 03, 2025, 02:51:21 pm
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Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 08:20:57 pm
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Post by: Fishmé on March 08, 2025, 10:05:59 am
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Post by: Fishmé on March 17, 2025, 06:16:10 pm
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Post by: rachel on April 07, 2025, 12:07:54 am
gen z slang is just kids LARPing as pirates
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Post by: Fishmé on April 07, 2025, 02:36:19 am
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Post by: Fishmé on September 05, 2025, 08:55:27 pm
Imma zoomer imma zoomer
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Post by: rachel on September 23, 2025, 04:16:12 pm
gen-z overthrew the government of Nepal and posted memes while doing it. They elected the first ever female prime minister on a discord call which was officially recognized as a valid election by the military
Title: Re: Zoomers thread
Post by: Diabolizer on September 23, 2025, 08:42:17 pm
gen-z overthrew the government of Nepal and posted memes while doing it. They elected the first ever female prime minister on a discord call which was officially recognized as a valid election by the military
Nepalese General 1: These kids overthrew the government in two days with Tik Tok dances and memes. Nepalese General 2: Yeah, I'm scared to death of them. Nepalese General 1: So... Prime minister Sushila Karki? Nepalese General 2: Prime minister Sushila Karki it is.
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Post by: rachel on October 02, 2025, 11:10:19 am
boomer learns from zoomer
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Post by: Fishmé on October 02, 2025, 10:53:49 pm
"You can come out of the basement," got me rolling 🤣
Thank you???
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Post by: rachel on October 14, 2025, 11:53:55 pm
Zoomers are adults in their 20s now, they are getting married married and some of them have kids. They're yeehaw yuppies that work blue collar jobs and want solar panels, they can't be fit into left vs right boxes