Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on February 19, 2022, 08:41:36 am
Title: Zoomers thread
Post by: nicefish on February 19, 2022, 08:41:36 am
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Post by: rachel on February 20, 2022, 03:07:47 pm
the year is 2022, people who were born in 2001 are now legally old enough to drink. Born in the same year as 9/11, the start of the "War on Terror", but too young to even remember it... Do you remember 9/11??? If so you're a boomer
lmao
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Post by: libfud on February 20, 2022, 05:09:39 pm
the year is 2022, people who were born in 2001 are now legally old enough to drink. Born in the same year as 9/11, the start of the "War on Terror", but too young to even remember it... Do you remember 9/11??? If so you're a boomer
Here's another one for you rachel. The video is something really special. Gives you the warm and fuzzies. Fuck yeah America!
lol is this a hotdog commercial? oh, yes, they say it was sponsored by a hotdog company at the end lol
interesting juxtaposition of zoomers singing boomer music
not really my jam though
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Post by: rachel on April 18, 2022, 03:16:31 pm
I really like Gayle and Justus Bennetts' music because it's relatable. It's telling a story about their life in the modern day and they're not afraid to speak their mind
I've never felt a connection to boomer music. It always felt so foreign and plastic. Like they have to appeal to a broad audience so they can't say much more than generalizations. Oh yeah and boomer music is slow 🥱
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Post by: rachel on April 22, 2022, 12:05:14 pm
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Post by: rachel on May 04, 2022, 11:32:56 pm
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Post by: rachel on June 19, 2023, 12:57:08 pm
this doctor says if you're lonely and depressed you need like 2-3x as much anesthetics as a blissfully ignorant boomer
this doctor also says that zoomers will use their phones even during surgeries
"distractions let you ignore the root cause of your suffering"
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Post by: Diabolizer on June 19, 2023, 01:10:09 pm
Last night I saw a Zoomer wearing a Nirvana t-shirt. I told her that if anyone tried to gatekeep her, that as a Gen-Xer I bequeathed the right to her to punch them. It was what Kurt Cobain would have wanted.
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Post by: Mozai on June 21, 2023, 05:12:41 am
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Post by: rachel on November 09, 2023, 06:15:18 pm
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Post by: rachel on January 21, 2024, 08:40:05 pm
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Post by: rachel on June 28, 2024, 03:29:08 am
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Post by: rachel on July 25, 2024, 07:18:08 pm
skibidi toilet is the most popular franchise in history with a larger audience than DC, Marvel, Harry Potter, and Star Wars combined
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On 24 July 2024, it was announced that a movie and television series based on Skibidi Toilet were being developed by Michael Bay and Adam Goodman
Title: Re: Zoomers thread
Post by: Fishmé on December 05, 2024, 02:40:58 am
Hey I'm a Zoomer and I was born in 2001! Lol
For my 21st, in January, I went out to do the bars and got covid. When I woke up it was the middle of February. Needless to say... I don't do bars anymore... or covid.
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Post by: Fishmé on December 06, 2024, 03:45:00 pm
I'm kinda curious, how many zoomers are on wetfish?
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Post by: rothen on December 06, 2024, 05:32:14 pm
For my 21st, in January, I went out to do the bars and got covid. When I woke up it was the middle of February. Needless to say... I don't do bars anymore... or covid.
I could see "do bars" in this context being either alcohol establishments or Xanax.
Title: Re: Zoomers thread
Post by: Fishmé on December 09, 2024, 12:50:51 pm
"I'm a zoomer I'm a zoomer." (Flosses arms back and forth)
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Post by: Fishmé on December 10, 2024, 03:41:31 am
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Post by: Fishmé on February 03, 2025, 02:51:21 pm
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Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 08:20:57 pm
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Post by: Fishmé on March 08, 2025, 10:05:59 am
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Post by: Fishmé on March 17, 2025, 06:16:10 pm