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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on April 08, 2022, 04:54:04 pm

Title: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: nicefish on April 08, 2022, 04:54:04 pm
A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: nicefish on April 08, 2022, 05:59:17 pm
Quote from: nicefish on April 08, 2022, 04:54:04 pm
A shredder that respectfully and gracefully disposes of your unwanted documents.

I hate how violent my shredder is when I feed it an index card with a TODO item after it's been done.

Maybe a special mode for a laser cutter. But one that looks cute, not industrial.
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: rachel on April 11, 2022, 11:46:34 am
The problem with using a laser cutter for paper is it's very prone to catch fire
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: kayimbo on April 11, 2022, 12:17:22 pm
vertical wall planter with water reservoir that doesn't suck.
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: Mozai on April 11, 2022, 12:37:45 pm
Something that pulls dust out of the air.  Not something that spews ozone, not something that requires a huge noisy fan up against a filter.  I like the idea of a waterfall, tho the ones I've seen have been thousands of dollars expensive and break down in less than a year even with expensive noisy pumps.
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: nicefish on April 28, 2022, 08:13:46 am
A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.
Title: Re: Stuff/products/items you wish existed
Post by: nicefish on April 28, 2022, 08:14:30 am
Quote from: nicefish on April 28, 2022, 08:13:46 am
A computer that laughs when branch prediction is wrong.

Maybe a short beep that you can associate with the computer laughing. With a short delay between each one.