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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: nicefish on March 03, 2025, 11:46:06 am
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In each post, write a sentence. I will start:
On a cold autumn evening, was sitting on his bed watching television.
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In each post, write a sentence. I will start:
On a cold autumn evening, was sitting on his bed watching television.
All of sudden the power cut out and a hot pink glow came from his bedside window.
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"What have the god damn neighbors done this time" he thought as his phone screen lights up to signal that it is no longer charging.
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That's when I heard the hum.
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That's when I heard the hum.
The hum... of 300 cat boys!
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Angel tried to imagine what could be outside so he can decide whether it is safe to go to the window to take a look for himself.
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He recognized the oh-so-familiar hum, but what was usually a a single sound of satisfaction from scritches sounded like a choir, or a parade.
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All the fear he had disappeared as he dashed towards the window to see if he might be able to join what's going on outside.
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Yes it was 300 cat boys, but the hum was the dirge of the dead. 300 demon catboys escaped from the bowels of hell!
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Angel froze still in order to not draw attention to himself as he tries to decide what to do next.
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They were so indecisive that they hadn't moved in 5 months and 11 days!
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Angel didn't mind the 300 devilish cat boys though & hadn't bothered to approach them, Instead, he licked his paws and snuggled next to the window, watching, knowing he too was a demonic cat boy, Hours passed as the illuminating catboys scurried around, meowing, and laying lazily, The more time continued to pass, Angel noticed the vibrant pink that had been glowing outside now began passing through the walls, It was very slow and was by no means threatening, Just... odd... Cute even!
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Angel didn't mind the 300 devilish cat boys though & hadn't bothered to approach them. Instead, he licked his paws and snuggled next to the window, watching, knowing he too was a demonic cat boy. Hours passed as the illuminating catboys scurried around, meowing, and laying lazily. The more time continued to pass, Angel noticed the vibrant pink that had been glowing outside now began passing through the walls. It was very slow and was by no means threatening. Just... odd. Cute even!
Hey, HEY! We get one sentence each. What are you trying to pull?
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Angel didn't mind the 300 devilish cat boys though & hadn't bothered to approach them. Instead, he licked his paws and snuggled next to the window, watching, knowing he too was a demonic cat boy. Hours passed as the illuminating catboys scurried around, meowing, and laying lazily. The more time continued to pass, Angel noticed the vibrant pink that had been glowing outside now began passing through the walls. It was very slow and was by no means threatening. Just... odd. Cute even!
Hey, HEY! We get one sentence each. What are you trying to pull?
(Oh shit I forgot the rules, here I'll make it a run on sentence. )
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Angel didn't mind the 300 devilish cat boys though & hadn't bothered to approach them. Instead, he licked his paws and snuggled next to the window, watching, knowing he too was a demonic cat boy. Hours passed as the illuminating catboys scurried around, meowing, and laying lazily. The more time continued to pass, Angel noticed the vibrant pink that had been glowing outside now began passing through the walls. It was very slow and was by no means threatening. Just... odd. Cute even!
Hey, HEY! We get one sentence each. What are you trying to pull?
(Oh shit I forgot the rules, here I'll make it a run on sentence. )
(My sense of outrage was manufactured for comedic effect, I hope I didn't come off as actually offended. That said, I do feel like you've sidestepped the rule on a technicality. It's not a big deal and I will probably have forgotten about it in an hour.)