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Title: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 03:04:42 pm
Fucking do it!
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th post, I'll give all non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 03:06:25 pm
Fucking do it!

Only 999 posts to go
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 03, 2025, 03:11:03 pm
What if you're the 1000th reply?
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 03:12:23 pm
What if you're the 1000th reply?

You know, I think I asked in the suggestions to be able to tip myself. I guess if that's the case, yall don't get shit. Lol
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 03, 2025, 03:55:30 pm
You would give me all your guns too?
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 04:03:43 pm
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 03, 2025, 04:07:21 pm
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 03, 2025, 06:04:53 pm
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?

Oh, I was thinking of like the bodies you start with/things you can't get again. Or the limited time offer stuff that are now closed.
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 03, 2025, 08:25:10 pm
reply
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: rachel on March 06, 2025, 01:46:30 am
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?

Oh, I was thinking of like the bodies you start with/things you can't get again. Or the limited time offer stuff that are now closed.

How many posts do we need to make to get your exclusive items?
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 06, 2025, 06:50:52 am
reply 2
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 06, 2025, 11:27:30 am
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?

Oh, I was thinking of like the bodies you start with/things you can't get again. Or the limited time offer stuff that are now closed.

How many posts do we need to make to get your exclusive items?

Aaaaa 1,000,000
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 06, 2025, 11:28:37 am
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?

Oh, I was thinking of like the bodies you start with/things you can't get again. Or the limited time offer stuff that are now closed.

How many posts do we need to make to get your exclusive items?

Aaaaa 1,000,000

Already gave my blue body away. Tho, that was for good reason, that was a show of submission in the fetish thread. Lmao
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 06, 2025, 06:53:45 pm
reply 3
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 07, 2025, 12:08:49 pm
reply 4
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: rachel on March 07, 2025, 12:27:43 pm
You would give me all your guns too?

Are the guns exclusive?

Exclusive means nobody else can have them?

Oh, I was thinking of like the bodies you start with/things you can't get again. Or the limited time offer stuff that are now closed.

How many posts do we need to make to get your exclusive items?

Aaaaa 1,000,000

The wetfish forums have been operational since 2016, in that time we have received 28,568 posts. That means in order to reach your goal we'd need 35x more posts than have ever been made on the forums. At the current rate of posting this means we'd hit your goal in 315 years (assuming all posts in the future are only posted in this thread)
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 07, 2025, 12:53:38 pm
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 07, 2025, 02:37:56 pm
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
2
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 07, 2025, 05:06:49 pm
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
2

3
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 07, 2025, 10:38:56 pm
100
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 08, 2025, 02:32:57 am
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
2

3

4
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 09, 2025, 12:43:31 am
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
2

3

4

That's what I said!
101
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 09, 2025, 10:27:01 am
What if this gets turned into a counting thread. I'll start:

1
2

3

4

That's what I said!
101
0110
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 09, 2025, 10:07:13 pm
111
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 10, 2025, 01:59:32 pm
111
00001000
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 10, 2025, 04:41:47 pm
00001001
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 11, 2025, 08:37:05 am
A
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 11, 2025, 08:54:36 am
B
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 11, 2025, 10:29:16 am
C
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 11, 2025, 05:18:14 pm
C

D
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Post by: Diabolizer on March 11, 2025, 11:23:12 pm
E
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 12, 2025, 09:55:15 am
F
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 12, 2025, 12:29:17 pm
G
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 12, 2025, 02:17:08 pm
G

10 comes after F
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 12, 2025, 02:22:08 pm
11 or H
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 13, 2025, 03:06:51 pm
12
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 13, 2025, 11:48:18 pm
12

00001101
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: FoxFish on March 14, 2025, 08:19:49 am
J
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: FoxFish on March 14, 2025, 08:20:19 am
K
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: FoxFish on March 14, 2025, 08:20:31 am
L
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: FoxFish on March 14, 2025, 08:20:55 am
M
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 17, 2025, 06:58:11 pm
12

00001101

00010011 comes after 12
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 19, 2025, 02:22:37 am
M
N
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 19, 2025, 02:23:01 am
O
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: rachel on March 19, 2025, 02:24:01 am
This whole thread is spam lol
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 19, 2025, 02:38:34 am
This whole thread is spam lol

Well... someone will win the 1000th spammer prize I guess. Lol
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 19, 2025, 06:02:35 am
This whole thread is spam lol

I have long held that all self expression is spam, rendered meaningless by the meaninglessness of our own lives.  If I may quote the great bard:
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

To my point, Lady Macbeth argues for the extreme nihilistic view, extolling on the performative nature of life, suggesting the true reality underneath: that we are all pretending at relevance.  When we die, the play is over, and our pretense at assigning any value to our lives is revealed as a fraud.
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on March 19, 2025, 06:25:40 am
1000
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on March 19, 2025, 11:26:30 am
1000

Nice try, lol. That's pretty clever tho. 👁
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Diabolizer on March 20, 2025, 12:16:09 am
1000

Nice try, lol. That's pretty clever tho. 👁

boo.  I did it first.  then I changed it to 100 so we could do binary.
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on April 28, 2025, 02:55:41 pm
Cmon yall, yalls got work to do. Let's see that spam. 950 more to go!!
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on April 28, 2025, 02:58:21 pm
949
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: rachel on April 30, 2025, 12:51:03 am
Cmon yall, yalls got work to do. Let's see that spam. 950 more to go!!

no
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on April 30, 2025, 03:10:19 am
Cmon yall, yalls got work to do. Let's see that spam. 950 more to go!!

no

Lmao
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: nicefish on April 30, 2025, 12:23:12 pm
948
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Post by: rothen on April 30, 2025, 12:57:47 pm
Contributin'
Title: Re: Whoever is the 1000th reply, I'll give all my non-exclusive accessories to them
Post by: Fishmé on April 30, 2025, 03:56:07 pm
Contributin'
Hell yea. Get that spam