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Title: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Diabolizer on September 10, 2025, 08:18:17 am
If I had the power of flight, I'd fly myself to bed when I was too tired to walk.

My friend Collin would abuse the power to stop time to get extra sleep.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Fishmé on September 13, 2025, 06:36:52 pm
If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Diabolizer on September 13, 2025, 07:12:52 pm
If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴

Ooh, that's a good one.  Like if this was a dog show, that answer would get top prize.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: rachel on October 02, 2025, 04:03:37 pm
If I had x-ray vision I'd use it to see if the restaurant is too crowded before going inside
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Fishmé on March 11, 2026, 02:18:21 am
If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴

Sometimes I reread stuff on here and im like, "wow thats hot af! 🔥 I said that?!" Lmao
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Fishmé on March 11, 2026, 02:19:11 am
If I had x-ray vision I'd use it to see if the restaurant is too crowded before going inside

Honestly given your skill tree, xray vision would up your stats like crazy.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: nepnep on March 27, 2026, 11:18:38 am
If I had omnipotence, I'd probably make myself and all my friends happy by giving them good lives.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: nepnep on March 27, 2026, 11:21:02 am
If I had super strength, I'd never work out another day in my life.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: nepnep on March 27, 2026, 11:22:53 am
If I had money duplication powers, I'd duplicate only a little bit so as to not be caught.
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Mozai on March 27, 2026, 07:03:52 pm
"Hey Clark Kent, I gotta borrow your stepladder."
"Don't have one."
"Huh. Why?"
"... no reason."
Title: Re: In what small way would you abuse a super power?
Post by: Diabolizer on May 14, 2026, 02:19:46 am
I'd use my shape shifting powers to make myself look hotter.