Wetfish Online
Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: Diabolizer on September 10, 2025, 08:18:17 am
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If I had the power of flight, I'd fly myself to bed when I was too tired to walk.
My friend Collin would abuse the power to stop time to get extra sleep.
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If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴
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If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴
Ooh, that's a good one. Like if this was a dog show, that answer would get top prize.
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If I had x-ray vision I'd use it to see if the restaurant is too crowded before going inside
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If I had the power to duplicate, I'd abuse myself. 😉 😜 😘 🥵🥴
Sometimes I reread stuff on here and im like, "wow thats hot af! 🔥 I said that?!" Lmao
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If I had x-ray vision I'd use it to see if the restaurant is too crowded before going inside
Honestly given your skill tree, xray vision would up your stats like crazy.
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If I had omnipotence, I'd probably make myself and all my friends happy by giving them good lives.
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If I had super strength, I'd never work out another day in my life.
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If I had money duplication powers, I'd duplicate only a little bit so as to not be caught.
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"Hey Clark Kent, I gotta borrow your stepladder."
"Don't have one."
"Huh. Why?"
"... no reason."
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I'd use my shape shifting powers to make myself look hotter.