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Title: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 22, 2017, 04:45:43 pm

(http://i.imgur.com/yEKsv16.gif)
1) she can flip a balisong
2) she has a 3d printer (purple spool of filament behind her)
3) she has a hamster, and hamsters are difficult to keep alive
4) she owns and uses numerous tools

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 22, 2017, 04:45:54 pm

https://www.instagram.com/p/BOLbd0YDz_m/?taken-by=junipertoxic (https://www.instagram.com/p/BOLbd0YDz_m/?taken-by=junipertoxic)
1) she owns and uses guns which not enough queer people do IMO
2) she appreciates bullpups which not enough gunlords do IMO

https://www.instagram.com/p/BI2yKw_D8p5/?taken-by=junipertoxic (https://www.instagram.com/p/BI2yKw_D8p5/?taken-by=junipertoxic)
she buys milwaukees, the coolest and most correct choice of power tool. god they own so hard. i want them so bad!

also she has bees, which she has trained to not sting her. how fucking cool is that??

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 22, 2017, 04:46:59 pm

all in all juniper is a cybergoth surrounded by bees, guns, and tools. we should all aspire to be a tenth as productive and ambitious.

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: nicefish on May 22, 2017, 04:55:29 pm

wow juniper is really fucking cool

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 22, 2017, 04:59:20 pm

also i'd just like to point out she went for m18 over m12s, which are smaller and lighter but not for getting shit the fuck done

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: rachel on May 22, 2017, 05:08:24 pm

one time juniper came over to fish house and accidentally set off some explosives

that's how fuckin lit she is (https://raw.githubusercontent.com/itsrachelfish/memes/master/public/img/explosion-2.gif)

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: redheron on May 22, 2017, 05:12:34 pm

(http://mediaassets.kgun9.com/photo/2016/05/31/Juniper_Fire_burning_in_Tanto_National_F_0_39323650_ver1.0_640_480.jpg)
so fuckin lit
barely contained hotness

Title: Re: juniper is fucking cool as as heck
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 22, 2017, 05:15:48 pm

juniper is just that cool goth girl who BBRINGS BOMBS, AS A HOSTESS GIFT, WHERE ORDINARY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I WOULD BRING A STUPID BOTTLE OF WINE OR SOME DUMB OLD CHEESE