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Title: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: lemonrising on December 14, 2016, 11:37:53 am
When do you get a voting system on posts/threads

upvotes 4 lyfe
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 14, 2016, 11:57:50 am
what about forum signatures
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 14, 2016, 12:37:55 pm
When do you get a voting system on posts/threads

upvotes 4 lyfe
threads only please.

what about forum signatures
what this bitch said.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 14, 2016, 01:27:27 pm
signatures are a long sought after feature that the admins are suppressing

https://wetfishonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=36

please bump this thread until they listen to our demands!!!!!
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: what on December 14, 2016, 02:59:37 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 14, 2016, 04:59:52 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 14, 2016, 08:15:11 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make

signatures are a very important part of any online forum
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Post by: what on December 14, 2016, 09:00:28 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars

Please note my preferred pronouns as stated in the Preferred Pronouns thread

AND FUCKING TRY AGAIN
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 04:08:43 am
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars

Please note my preferred pronouns as stated in the Preferred Pronouns thread

AND FUCKING TRY AGAIN
I'm not engaging you in an objectifying kink scene please stop forcing your weird fetishes on other people

I'll use they pronouns for you if you're serious but when are you ever serious
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: what on December 15, 2016, 07:47:50 am
"they" is acceptable, as per my posting. Thank you for being tolerant
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Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 08:51:14 am
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
no u
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Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 10:21:14 am
"they" is acceptable, as per my posting. Thank you for being tolerant
I'm nothing if not tolerant
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 10:26:28 am
"they" is acceptable, as per my posting. Thank you for being tolerant
I'm nothing if not tolerant
i'm tolerant of my dog because she has been living with the mind of a child her entire life and she licks her butt (i think she likes it)
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 10:27:27 am
i'm tolerant of my dog because she has been living with the mind of a child her entire life and she licks her butt (i think she likes it)
I already love your dog.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 10:38:02 am
I already love your dog.
she grumbles during the night. she hails satan before she eats (good trick). we go on a walk everyday. love my little boogerrrr
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 11:18:56 am
I already love your dog.
she grumbles during the night. she hails satan before she eats (good trick). we go on a walk everyday. love my little boogerrrr
awww cutie

My dog does sleep barks, but tiny ones. He's banned from walks right now because he's got stitches in his armpit ): vet's orders, backyard only. When he's normal again he'll get two or three a day, he's got a lot of energy. So much energy that without the walks, every time a car so much as drives past the house its Big Borks time. Absolutely no chill.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 11:21:29 am
My dog does sleep barks, but tiny ones. He's banned from walks right now because he's got stitches in his armpit ): vet's orders, backyard only. When he's normal again he'll get two or three a day, he's got a lot of energy. So much energy that without the walks, every time a car so much as drives past the house its Big Borks time. Absolutely no chill.
my dog sleeps in my bed
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 11:25:35 am
my dog sleeps in my bed
Our dog is banned from our bed, he's pushy and wakes us up periodically shifting around and kicking. He's got his own dog bed though.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 11:27:20 am
my dog sleeps in my bed
Our dog is banned from our bed, he's pushy and wakes us up periodically shifting around and kicking. He's got his own dog bed though.
she has her own bed but she's really good in mine. always stays at the foot of it and doesn't cause any trouble but in the morning she's gotta potty so she'll stand over you and stare at your face until you wake up. it's really cute but it's frustrating when you want to sleep in. if only she could speak english.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 15, 2016, 11:31:52 am
she has her own bed but she's really good in mine. always stays at the foot of it and doesn't cause any trouble but in the morning she's gotta potty so she'll stand over you and stare at your face until you wake up. it's really cute but it's frustrating when you want to sleep in. if only she could speak english.
If only those dog translation collars from Up were real, then I wouldn't have to interpret if Milo is crying the "I need to go outside" cries or if he's crying the "I'm hungry when's dinner" cries, or if they're just the "I'm bored and I don't want to wear this shirt even though I have to or I'll scratch open my stitches" cries that he's been doing lately. They all sound the same, Crylo!!
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 15, 2016, 11:33:17 am
If only those dog translation collars from Up were real, then I wouldn't have to interpret if Milo is crying the "I need to go outside" cries or if he's crying the "I'm hungry when's dinner" cries, or if they're just the "I'm bored and I don't want to wear this shirt even though I have to or I'll scratch open my stitches" cries that he's been doing lately. They all sound the same, Crylo!!
i want a translation back collar so that i can tell her "stop following me lil bitch" in dog even though my tone in english gets the message across.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: lemonrising on December 15, 2016, 02:08:27 pm
Uhm excuse me you hijacked my thread and turned it in to a dog thread.

Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: lemonrising on December 15, 2016, 02:08:43 pm
PLEASE CONTINUE :3 bork
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Post by: redheron on December 16, 2016, 11:47:09 am
oh ok

milo is currently wearing my favorite dinosaur shirt to stop him from scratching at his armpit stitches.

Its got this on it:
(http://geekologie.com/2010/09/01/dino-boxing-woot.jpg)

here he is wearing it, sorry its so blurry I am a shit photographer
(http://i.imgur.com/2MoXCOW.png)
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Hyrulean on December 16, 2016, 11:23:41 pm
Uhm excuse me you hijacked my thread and turned it in to a dog thread.



OHHHHH SHIIIIIIIT....
OP is throwin down.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Hyrulean on December 16, 2016, 11:25:48 pm
PLEASE CONTINUE :3 bork
Lol JK here I suck.
have a puppy
(http://cdn2-www.dogtime.com/assets/uploads/gallery/30-impossibly-cute-puppies/impossibly-cute-puppy-8.jpg)

Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 17, 2016, 04:51:33 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make

Okay, but think of it this way, it separates the losers from the cool guys.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: jimin on December 17, 2016, 05:26:06 pm
Okay, but think of it this way, it separates the losers from the cool guys.

Yer, only losers have signatures
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 05:45:16 pm
Okay, but think of it this way, it separates the losers from the cool guys.

Yer, only losers have signatures

LIKE YOU XDD!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 17, 2016, 05:49:00 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars

Please note my preferred pronouns as stated in the Preferred Pronouns thread

AND FUCKING TRY AGAIN
I'm not engaging you in an objectifying kink scene please stop forcing your weird fetishes on other people

I'll use they pronouns for you if you're serious but when are you ever serious

My proffered pronoun can be only pronounced when you rip out your own tongue and throw it at a small child.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 17, 2016, 08:07:17 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars

Please note my preferred pronouns as stated in the Preferred Pronouns thread

AND FUCKING TRY AGAIN
I'm not engaging you in an objectifying kink scene please stop forcing your weird fetishes on other people

I'll use they pronouns for you if you're serious but when are you ever serious

My proffered pronoun can be only pronounced when you rip out your own tongue and throw it at a small child.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/649/OK_thumb.png)
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 17, 2016, 08:30:17 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make
says the guy on a forum with dress up fish avatars

Please note my preferred pronouns as stated in the Preferred Pronouns thread

AND FUCKING TRY AGAIN
I'm not engaging you in an objectifying kink scene please stop forcing your weird fetishes on other people

I'll use they pronouns for you if you're serious but when are you ever serious

My proffered pronoun can be only pronounced when you rip out your own tongue and throw it at a small child.
(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/019/649/OK_thumb.png)

(http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon48.jpg)
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Post by: redheron on December 17, 2016, 08:39:44 pm


(http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon48.jpg)
is that your fursona
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 17, 2016, 08:49:22 pm


(http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon48.jpg)
is that your fursona

(http://www.court-records.net/animation/edgeworth-strained(b).gif)

I swear to god redheron.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2016, 11:00:35 pm


(http://www.platypuscomix.net/interactive/kongcartoon48.jpg)
is that your fursona

(http://www.court-records.net/animation/edgeworth-strained(b).gif)

I swear to god redheron.

lost it

edit: hahaahahaah reading the quoted conversation made me laugh AGAIN
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: lemonrising on December 17, 2016, 11:59:53 pm
oh ok

milo is currently wearing my favorite dinosaur shirt to stop him from scratching at his armpit stitches.

Its got this on it:
(http://geekologie.com/2010/09/01/dino-boxing-woot.jpg)

here he is wearing it, sorry its so blurry I am a shit photographer
(http://i.imgur.com/2MoXCOW.png)

BORKING INTENSIFIES
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Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 18, 2016, 09:08:53 pm
oh ok

milo is currently wearing my favorite dinosaur shirt to stop him from scratching at his armpit stitches.

Its got this on it:
(http://geekologie.com/2010/09/01/dino-boxing-woot.jpg)

here he is wearing it, sorry its so blurry I am a shit photographer
(http://i.imgur.com/2MoXCOW.png)

BORKING INTENSIFIES

I miss my dog Kirby so much sometimes. Such a sweet Jack Russel-Terrier. I think it was the right decision to put him to sleep, though. He was in so much pain, I wanted him to just pass in his sleep.

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Post by: Shikamaru on December 18, 2016, 09:47:29 pm
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Post by: Shikamaru on December 18, 2016, 09:47:38 pm
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Post by: Shikamaru on December 18, 2016, 09:47:54 pm
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Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 18, 2016, 09:51:09 pm
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umm hi there.... are you okay?
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Anomaly on December 18, 2016, 09:56:03 pm
umm hi there.... are you okay?
khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
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Post by: rachel on December 18, 2016, 10:09:44 pm
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way to stay on topic!! good job!

(http://orig05.deviantart.net/e461/f/2014/152/c/e/maya_4__good_job_by_samboyy-d7kmyxh.gif)
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Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 19, 2016, 11:11:30 am
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(https://img.fireden.net/v/image/1447/12/1447121797172.jpg)
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Post by: lemonrising on December 19, 2016, 03:47:51 pm
Very on brand guys *thumbs up*
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Post by: redheron on December 20, 2016, 01:31:22 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/9f0dbec7b1493cb09c2cc45f16665cb6/tumblr_oie8qqs7gv1u04jkbo1_500.jpg)
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Post by: castalia on December 20, 2016, 01:39:56 pm
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my government serves hamburgers how about yours???
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: redheron on December 20, 2016, 10:54:15 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d307a06891215f56c47ea628a4086f27/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko1_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/3239b6cd43c164a8dbe7fa08f27a7a51/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko2_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/41a81ba522d5ad726cebd6bb9a133e52/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko3_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a162429b9db138db528e6a8525dd5a0c/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko4_540.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/5oLhpm1.png)
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 21, 2016, 01:25:07 am
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d307a06891215f56c47ea628a4086f27/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko1_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/3239b6cd43c164a8dbe7fa08f27a7a51/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko2_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/41a81ba522d5ad726cebd6bb9a133e52/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko3_540.png)
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/a162429b9db138db528e6a8525dd5a0c/tumblr_n17w1osF4X1tnbloko4_540.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/5oLhpm1.png)

how would we blindly pledge our allegiance to the elite if there's no flag to symbolize their control?????
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 21, 2016, 06:24:44 am
i like that american flag but i didnt stand to pledge allegiance much
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Post by: Diggidydelrio on December 21, 2016, 07:33:03 am
i like that american flag but i didnt stand to pledge allegiance much
I always said something different than what everyone else was saying during the pledge of allegiance, as a kid.

Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: castalia on December 21, 2016, 07:57:26 am
i like that american flag but i didnt stand to pledge allegiance much
I always said something different than what everyone else was saying during the pledge of allegiance, as a kid.
i mumbled
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: rachel on December 21, 2016, 01:12:43 pm
i like that american flag but i didnt stand to pledge allegiance much
I always said something different than what everyone else was saying during the pledge of allegiance, as a kid.

hahaa omg are we the same person??

I PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE FAG OF THE UNITED SNAKES OF AMERICA

UNDER SATAN... I forget the rest
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Post by: rachel on December 21, 2016, 01:13:28 pm
it takes years to deprogram yourself of that shit

I guess it's easier if you never really said the words
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Post by: redheron on December 21, 2016, 08:55:46 pm
it takes years to deprogram yourself of that shit

I guess it's easier if you never really said the words
yeah that shit is still in my brain just like the hail mary and the our father and several commercials

fucking brainwashing
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Diabolizer on July 09, 2020, 06:12:56 pm
signatures are a fucking eyesore. like a little fragment of Myspace that broke off and died and permanently attached itself to every single post you make

Wrong.  Signatures broke off of e-mails and evolved into myspace.
Title: Re: khjghfgdfsdasAASADFDGHGJHJLKLFGHJKLGFHJKL
Post by: Mozai on July 12, 2020, 09:44:42 pm
Signatures started in email...

Quote from: RFC1855 Netiquette Guidelines October 1995
Many mailers strip header information which includes your return address.  In order to ensure that people know who you are, be sure to include a line or two at the end of your message with contact information.
...
If you include a signature keep it short.  Rule of thumb is no longer than 4 lines.  Remember that many people pay for connectivity by the minute, and the longer your message is, the more they pay.

but long before MySpace, it was a nuisance on USENET newsgroups.  There was even a newgroup dedicated to roasting people with bad signatures... which encouraged people to make horrible signatures so they'd get the attention of nntp://alt.fan.warlord (http://nntp://alt.fan.warlord)