Also this (https://imgur.com/awjDChI) and this (https://imgur.com/vCrOo9e).
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on February 09, 2018, 08:39:47 pm
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 11, 2018, 03:23:18 pm
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 15, 2018, 08:53:56 am
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Personally I think it?s totally normal that Elon Musk is so mad about the fact that his child-sized submarine definitely wouldn?t have worked that he?s now attacking the rescue diver who *actually did the rescue*. Totally normal guy
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 15, 2018, 09:50:17 am
https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1018456864026132480.html (https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1018456864026132480.html) here's an unrolled thread by a trained diver on why "it doesn't hurt to try" isn't a helpful strategy in these situations
whats weird is the aggressive awful fanboys who absolutely exhaust everyone with arguments that musk is the best and demands on everyone's time. so, trolling.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on July 15, 2018, 03:29:22 pm
Personally I think it?s totally normal that Elon Musk is so mad about the fact that his child-sized submarine definitely wouldn?t have worked that he?s now attacking the rescue diver who *actually did the rescue*. Totally normal guy
Title: i love azealia
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 13, 2018, 05:04:34 pm
grimes lured azealia banks from NYC to LA with the promise of a collaborative album. Instead, ms banks watched as elon and claire took a lot of drugs and did dumb shit.
CONTENT WARNING: RACISM AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE SNEK OR KATE (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dkfx5iyXcAARaE8.jpg) (https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dkfx5ixX4Ag3PPW.jpg)
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on September 07, 2018, 12:13:28 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/FYMdlqP.png)
Title: pwns my dick
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 07, 2018, 09:52:15 pm
i steal labor and capital from the workers but its cool cuz i wanna go to spaaaaaaaaaaace
To be fair, I'm just as bad as Elon Musk. I hoard coral so that I can buy my wetfish avatar pretty things. In fact, I have enough coral to end homelessness in my fantasy reality. Also, I too think Grimes is cute.
But this thread is a good reminder not to be a tech bro.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on November 21, 2019, 09:43:04 pm
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on December 09, 2019, 11:31:31 am
(https://i.imgur.com/gWwSEz3.png)
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: h on December 09, 2019, 03:25:50 pm
(https://imagez.tmz.com/image/7f/4by3/2019/12/08/7f3ca645c08243f09b23d0ef10e78f85_md.jpg) tfw not getting taken out by elon musk in a cybertruck prototype im so FUCKING jelly of grimes
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on December 29, 2019, 12:09:57 pm
If you buy a Tesla from a used car dealer, Tesla will remotely update the software on the vehicle to remove features and then charge you thousands of dollars to unlock them again. It doesn't matter if the previous owner paid $8000 for autopilot, you also have to pay $8000 if you want to continue using it.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on April 16, 2020, 01:49:26 am
Elon Musk's promised ventilators never delivered to California hospitals
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At a March 23 news conference, Newsom said the devices, which can provide life-saving support to patients infected with the virus, had already arrived in Los Angeles and were on their way to hospitals in need.
Shortly after the dramatic announcement, Musk said in a tweet: “China had an oversupply, so we bought 1255 FDA-approved ResMed, Philips & Medtronic ventilators on Friday night & airshipped them to LA. If you want a free ventilator installed, please let us know!”
But despite the claims, none of the ventilators promised by Musk have been delivered to hospitals.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 03, 2020, 02:35:53 pm
SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/630599999629295626/706619764616724559/d55f672.jpg[/img] his pfp is literally jc denton now. the man is cracking.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 03, 2020, 02:36:31 pm
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on May 03, 2020, 02:40:37 pm
SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/630599999629295626/706619764616724559/d55f672.jpg[/img] his pfp is literally jc denton now. the man is cracking.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 04, 2020, 08:19:01 am
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Title: [x-post] i hate elon musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 04, 2020, 09:24:02 am
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 06, 2020, 09:05:00 am
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Canadian singer Grimes says she and Elon Musk really did name their new baby X Æ A-12 — and while it looks like a suggested Google password at first glance, it’s actually a meaningful code for the eccentric couple.
Musk initially shared the name on Twitter after the child was born late Monday, triggering a flurry of mockery and internet memes about the bizarre choice. Many of the SpaceX and Tesla founder’s fans also tried to decode the name as though it were a riddle pointing to the child’s real moniker.
But no. His name is really X Æ A-12 Musk, according to Grimes.
That means the child will spend the rest of his (probably wealthy) life struggling to fill out official forms or find keychains with his name on them because his parents named him like a droid from Star Wars.
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: redheron on May 09, 2020, 09:53:05 pm
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: kayimbo on May 10, 2020, 12:04:05 am
i didn't realize tesla's california plant is known for its poor safety record. Also didn't expect elon to be QQing so hard that the corona virus is slowing down his business. how could a billionaire capitalist do that to us!?
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on May 11, 2020, 06:45:27 pm
Title: Can I speak to the manager?
Post by: nicefish on May 14, 2020, 07:58:25 pm
(https://i.redd.it/k7euhi83bty41.jpg)
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on May 30, 2020, 12:22:55 pm
spacex flying humans for the first time from US soil in 10 years
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on June 14, 2020, 11:54:51 pm
elon might be a shitter and you can hate him but starlink is gonna be dope
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 17, 2020, 03:43:06 pm
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With performance that far surpasses that of traditional satellite internet, and a global network unbounded by ground infrastructure limitations, Starlink will deliver high speed broadband internet to locations where access has been unreliable, expensive, or completely unavailable.
if elon manages to kill vomcast with good internet everywhere, I will personally suck his dick
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on July 05, 2020, 11:25:19 am
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on July 05, 2020, 12:20:02 pm
Indentured Servitude != Slavery. One is a hyper aggressive debt with yourself as collateral, one is you just being a antique farm tool!
Slavery with extra steps is still slavery
I'm sure he'd be willing to let rich people fund other people going to mars but I don't see how it would be fair to expect him to foot the bill for prepping/training/supplying/providing food and water and everything else for someone to go to mars without being able to expect them to do anything. It's not like the planet is on its last leg and people are all PLEASE ELON SAVE ME SEND ME TO MARS and hes like U can pay money or b a slave.
I'll judge him when our planet gets to that point when I see how he responds.
I mean..when you work for a company and they give you somewhere to live and feed you on site like when you work on an oil rig or something similar to that are you an indentured servant?
IDK i think him giving people the option of just working on the colony to pay off being brought there is pretty nice. If the planet was in grave danger and we really had to get the fuck out immediately I get the feeling he'd be a lot more chill about the whole thing unless you were unworthy. He can't be letting the wrong people into New America and worrying about them storming the capital and stealing the space podium. Do you want the first recorded event of interplanetary terrorism, cause thats how you get the first recorded event of interplanetary terrorism :(
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: tawd on January 10, 2021, 04:35:54 pm
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 11, 2021, 01:36:38 pm
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 26, 2021, 05:13:17 pm
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 03, 2021, 04:38:30 am
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on August 08, 2021, 02:15:21 pm
booster 4, starship 20
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on August 12, 2021, 11:20:32 pm
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on October 09, 2021, 02:51:47 pm
whenever i talk about teslas to people i love love love getting them to guess where the manual release handle for the back seat door is.
on one its behind a speaker grill (you have to lever the grill out with a screwdriver?) on one its under a floor mat third i forget
none of them have any markings to let you know.
anyway has anyone been following elon's twitter takeover? he decided to buy twitter for *way* more per share than it was worth (at the time), waived all background/research/diligence - signed paperwork to start the buy process. used his tesla stock to leverage a loan - on this news, tesla stock fell like 15%. if the tesla stock falls below a certain price, the bank comes to collect on the stock (or the cash loan amount) immediately.
elon for a while was trying to back out, saying "UHHHH ACTUALLY ONLY LIEK 5% OF TWITTER USERS ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE SO I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BUY THIS" and 1) twitter published that number months ago 2) he waived background lol so even if twitter actually lied to him, it wouldn't matter 3) legally he can't back out. however twitter can choose to axe the buy - if they do, he has to pay them one billion dollars cash
also someone asked him if he really sexually assaulted a private jet steward 10 years ago and settle it for $250k and not only did he confirm it but he probably violated the terms of the settlement by talking about it.
he's so fuckin stupid lol
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Mozai on August 11, 2022, 06:41:38 am
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Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Anomaly on November 11, 2022, 02:00:57 pm
on musk changing the name of twitter to x: he's reliving his fantasy from 1999. very mid life crisis
I remember reading about the history of PayPal and X.com years ago. It's funny how Elon refuses to admit he was wrong and continues to try and make X.com a thing
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Mozai on January 04, 2024, 08:49:28 am
He talked about electric cars. I don't know enough about cars, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Then he talked about rockets. I don't know anything about rockets, so when people said he was a genius I figured he must be a genius.
Now he talks about software. I happen to know a lot about software and Elon Musk is saying the stupidest shit I've ever heard anyone say about software, so when people say he's a genius I figure I should stay the hell away from his cars and rockets.
-- Rod Hilton
Title: you can only buy a cybertruck if you're divorced
Post by: rachel on January 12, 2024, 01:05:24 am
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: rachel on January 19, 2024, 02:02:08 am
A 2016 video that Tesla (TSLA.O), opens new tab used to promote its self-driving technology was staged to show capabilities like stopping at a red light and accelerating at a green light that the system did not have, according to testimony by a senior engineer.
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The New York Times reported in 2021 that Tesla engineers had created the 2016 video to promote Autopilot without disclosing that the route had been mapped in advance or that a car had crashed in trying to complete the shoot
Title: Re: Elon's musk
Post by: Mozai on April 15, 2024, 06:19:55 am
Dean: "In the Elon Musk biography, Isaacson tells of a poker game where Musk went all-in every time until he won. It's an analogy for how Musk - in Peter Thiel's words - "understands something about risk that everybody else doesn't," and how he's able to create companies that seemed destined to fail but triumphed.
Hubbard: "How did he continue playing after he went all-in and lost once?"
Dean: "He bought more chips, of course."
... of course the other people would be praising Musk's wisdom, that would encourage him to keep making mistakes; that's how poker players drain a sucker.