Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: Markphine on January 08, 2017, 05:40:52 am
Title: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: Markphine on January 08, 2017, 05:40:52 am
The fuck - it's taking over my life!!
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Post by: redheron on January 08, 2017, 09:35:38 am
oh my god same
(http://i.imgur.com/zLYNSZC.png)
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Post by: rachel on January 08, 2017, 10:58:13 am
I usually play a few rounds of teeworlds every day. But then I feel like my brain is getting tired from all the intense action and I have to go do something else.
It's a very competitive game
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Post by: Pyrolysis on January 09, 2017, 09:24:12 am
So i've gotten really addicted to pokemon picross on my new 3ds xl. which is kind of sad since they make so many awesome games for the system, and I have a lot of them, but I really only wanna play pokemon picross, which is a free download from the nintendo store. :|
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Post by: rachel on January 09, 2017, 06:25:39 pm
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Post by: redheron on April 05, 2017, 04:42:26 am
that 13 second video of the TAS run of the smash bros. melee race level with captain falcon where he lets himself get crushed by every car and uses the launch to jet himself to the finish line (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gOoQ3fiEKY)
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Post by: rachel on June 20, 2017, 11:39:50 am
(http://i.imgur.com/DRBtqeT.jpg)
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Post by: rachel on August 09, 2017, 02:10:58 am
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Post by: redheron on August 09, 2017, 01:18:08 pm
GameStop has informed employees that if local authorities attempt to shut down their store in states with orders to close establishments deemed “non-essential,” they are to inform law enforcement that the company believes they should be “classified as essential retail and therefore is able to remain open during this time.” The instructions came with a flyer to hand over to law enforcement, and includes the phone number for GameStop’s corporate office.
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GameStop has been criticized for its poor handling of the novel coronavirus pandemic. The company has been unable to provide adequate cleaning supplies to employees, instead asking them to seek out such supplies at local stores. The company has not extended sick leave policies to employees, instead asking them to rely on their existing time off options.
While other companies have voluntarily shut down amidst the pandemic, GameStop has remained open. This week is a big week for video games, with both Animal Crossing: New Horizons and Doom Eternal launching tomorrow. Only in recent days did GameStop make the decision to cancel its late night launches, where consumers line up to buy games as soon as they’re available.
Title: Save bandwidth - Don't stream, play!
Post by: rachel on March 22, 2020, 12:58:17 pm
(https://i.redd.it/8ghycacx42o41.png)
Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: rachel on March 24, 2020, 10:28:27 pm
I too am a globe hopping trickster hero, here to turn wetfish from a side project of an ethical programmer to an all powerful, world dominating megacorp.
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Post by: Ozmiander on April 25, 2020, 11:26:43 pm
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Post by: Diabolizer on April 25, 2020, 11:51:51 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/662427325886889988/704367687727579166/Hold_it.mp4
If my math is right, and going off the Washington DC Holocaust museum curators direct word of bodies being instantly burned up as soon as they went into the oven, just to carbonize a body in 5 minutes means that it would require a space at 3.2k C to carbonize a body. Somehow they managed to harness the literal power of a red dwarf star to do this. They really should have put this towards their war effort.
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Post by: rachel on April 27, 2020, 04:56:49 pm
If my math is right, you're both nazis
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Post by: Kitlero on April 27, 2020, 05:40:32 pm
I just like to do math. I even paid my money to the museum to learn more. Dont punish me for using numbers.
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Post by: Anomaly on April 28, 2020, 04:29:56 pm
There are four crematoria at work in Birkenau at the present time, two larger ones (models I and II) and two smaller (models III and IV) [...] There is a high smoke-stack in the center of the hall where the incinerators are located. Nine incinerators are built around it, each having four doors. Each door will admit three average corpses at one time. Each incinerator will burn twelve bodies in one and a half hours, giving a total capacity of approximately 2000 corpses each twenty-four hours. [...] The crematoria designated models III and IV operate in about the same manner, but their turnover is only about half as large. The total capacity of the four crematoria, therefore, is 6000 corpses per day.
Even with that longer time, if you ran Birkenau perfectly, that's 2 million plus corpses per year. And that's just one camp.
So video games, huh? Pew pew.
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Post by: rachel on May 02, 2020, 03:05:47 pm
True story: I've really been jonesing to write a mod for the Else Heart.Break() video game that I won't shut up about. I'd worked on a story, some new game play mechanics, how to pace things out, and some other stuff. But I really should finish this machine learning project. So I bought this guys (probably over priced) machine learning e-book instead and will hopefully use that to create an artificially intelligent hamburger.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 06, 2020, 07:57:27 am
True story: I've really been jonesing to write a mod for the Else Heart.Break() video game that I won't shut up about. I'd worked on a story, some new game play mechanics, how to pace things out, and some other stuff. But I really should finish this machine learning project. So I bought this guys (probably over priced) machine learning e-book instead and will hopefully use that to create an artificially intelligent hamburger.
thats cool becuz i like handburgers
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Post by: redheron on May 07, 2020, 12:49:33 am
Looks fine to me (https://i.imgur.com/zzrQDga.jpg)
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 28, 2020, 06:01:12 pm
thats a normal video game penis and health, strong video game balls
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 02, 2020, 09:49:50 am
I've been playing The Witness. It's simple. WSAD and the mouse. And shift to run. No picking up objects, no weird math thrown in. It's very basic geometric puzzles.. sculpted into a maddening masterpiece.
It's also beautiful. It is forty dollars, which is a lot for a single player game, especially a puzzle game! It takes an estimated 80 hours to solve the puzzles (probably less if you're sharp) and the art is just gorgeous. To me, the cost is worth it.
I've been playing The Witness. It's simple. WSAD and the mouse. And shift to run. No picking up objects, no weird math thrown in. It's very basic geometric puzzles.. sculpted into a maddening masterpiece.
It's also beautiful. It is forty dollars, which is a lot for a single player game, especially a puzzle game! It takes an estimated 80 hours to solve the puzzles (probably less if you're sharp) and the art is just gorgeous. To me, the cost is worth it.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 26, 2020, 02:45:31 pm
boy i hope brie larson turns into a ball that would be so hot
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Post by: Diabolizer on July 26, 2020, 02:55:17 pm
It's fake unfortunately. So is this. (https://thehardtimes.net/harddrive/samus-cant-wait-to-show-double-jump-off-at-high-school-reunion/)
Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: Diabolizer on August 03, 2020, 10:23:49 am
Doing the lords work (https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/bv857z/gamerdoc-catching-banning-cheaters-hackers-overwatch-valorant)
Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: Ozmiander on August 04, 2020, 08:13:35 am
You make it's fake, FORTUNATELY. Larson sucks.
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Post by: Mozai on August 05, 2020, 06:32:26 am
Just finished https://store.steampowered.com/app/264710 (https://store.steampowered.com/app/264710) Subnautica. Exploran', gatherin', base-buildan', upgrades. Very atmospheric, there's places where I got spooked with the deep underwater, glowing, and giant fucking fish trying to eat my minisub.
The Unity3D engine it uses depends on the video card too much for collision-detection, so there were bugs, but still worth playing. Only true game-breaker was when I left a vehicle parked, saved the game, reloaded, and the vehicle was now parked underground. I used console commands to teleport under the surface, enter the vehicle, and swim out of the ground back into the water.
There's a story too, and it's very chill about it. A couple timed events in the early game are easy to accommodate, the rest is at your own pace, keep swimming and stop to look at the coral, or build a long tunnel in your base.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 09, 2020, 10:24:19 am
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Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: Ozmiander on August 13, 2020, 11:05:53 pm
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Post by: Diabolizer on August 14, 2020, 08:15:22 am
personally i always hated running the vehicle to keep the inverter going
he has a backup battery so I'm going to assume that he's going to charge the battery pack while he's driving and then discharge it at night when he needs it
anyway this has nothing to do with video games lol
boy I can't wait for wetfish forums v2 where you can fork off of threads
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 14, 2020, 07:43:08 pm
boy I can't wait for wetfish forums v2 where you can fork off of threads
that will be cool
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 14, 2020, 07:44:02 pm
anyone messed with Lithium Iron (LIFEPO4) batteries? deep cycling storage batteries with tons of charge cycles
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Post by: rachel on October 20, 2020, 07:23:26 am
(https://i.redd.it/zihbykhzh8u51.jpg)
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on October 20, 2020, 08:49:12 pm
damn thanks for reminding me about LIFEPO4 batteries. shiiiiiiiiit those are cool
Title: dwarf fortress is real life
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 02, 2020, 10:02:07 am
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Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 02, 2020, 05:03:53 pm
cyberpunk actually ruled if you played it on a decent PC. couple small bugs here and there.
those poor bastards on console tho..
so basically what you're saying is consoles are just shitty PCs? (https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.netclipart.com%2Fpp%2Fm%2F25-258614_person-thinking-clipart-emoticon-smiley-face-emoji-clipart.png&f=1&nofb=1)
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Post by: Anomaly on February 22, 2021, 01:29:00 pm
video game bugs are funny
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Post by: Ozmiander on February 24, 2021, 07:48:24 am
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Post by: woodneko on February 24, 2021, 01:00:14 pm
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Post by: Ozmiander on February 24, 2021, 02:06:19 pm
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Post by: rachel on March 02, 2021, 11:03:38 am
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Twitch Star Quits GTA RP After In-Game Jobs Become Too Much Like Real Jobs
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Yesterday, Morris announced that he’s once again quitting the resurgent Grand Theft Auto role-playing scene—or, at the very least, taking an indefinite break and retiring his longtime character, Kevin Whipaloo. The concept underlying Kevin is a unique one: He’s a restaurant (and casino and vineyard) manager who just happens to get caught up in all sorts of crime-adjacent capers.
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Post by: Anomaly on June 08, 2021, 03:11:17 pm
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 20, 2021, 08:25:41 pm
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Post by: Mozai on June 27, 2021, 10:17:59 am
I finally played Hotline Miami, after listening to the soundtrack for years. It's pretty fucking cool: puzzle game dressed up as an (gross) action game. Unfortunately, the game crashes often when I'm in the bonus post-ending levels, maybe too much for me to be able to get 100%. https://soundcloud.com/devolverdigital/sets/hotline-miami-official/
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Post by: rachel on June 27, 2021, 11:52:50 am
I finally played Hotline Miami, after listening to the soundtrack for years. It's pretty fucking cool: puzzle game dressed up as an (gross) action game. Unfortunately, the game crashes often when I'm in the bonus post-ending levels, maybe too much for me to be able to get 100%. https://soundcloud.com/devolverdigital/sets/hotline-miami-official/
that's wild, i never had it crash, it always ran super stable for me.. are you running a weird OS or an emulator or something?
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 03, 2021, 07:38:16 pm
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Post by: Anomaly on August 25, 2021, 11:19:21 pm
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 11, 2021, 06:58:35 pm
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Post by: rachel on February 01, 2022, 02:43:46 am
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Title: Re: I can't stop playing video games
Post by: rachel on February 02, 2022, 09:54:32 am
game of the year 2024 https://store.steampowered.com/app/2849750/KILLDOZER_SIMULATOR/ (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2849750/KILLDOZER_SIMULATOR/)