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Title: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: JuniperToxic on December 01, 2016, 05:14:22 PM
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is juniper but u can
call me t3h watch g0d3sS!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very faggot!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet faggot ppl like me ^_^... im ~23 years old
(immature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch  hentai w/ my friends
(im bi if u dont like it ur missin out) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO depicting a ficti0nalzd v3rsi0n of self-image to supplant the pain of being pulled from the void into this c0rp0r3al Pr1s0n!!!! their faggots 2 of course but i want 2 meet more faggot
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

'); DROP TABLE users; --!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein faggot again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: Hyrulean on December 01, 2016, 08:28:49 PM
Haiiiiii JuniperToxic, I'd luv 2 be ur friend! Nice to meet ya! ;3
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: redheron on December 01, 2016, 10:57:17 PM
i am a heron. i ahev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak. if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans (https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/358ecbd9-3c96-9c65-6a2d-d4d932f9b117.gif)
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: browser on December 03, 2016, 10:48:47 AM
Hello, I am Browser.
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: h on December 03, 2016, 12:19:26 PM
I want to fucking kill myself
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on December 03, 2016, 04:44:05 PM
I want to fucking kill myself

no
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: Wetfish Online on December 03, 2016, 05:03:08 PM
I want to fucking kill myself

Hi, H. Suicide is no joke. Please call 1-800-273-TALK [8255] as soon as you can. If that hotline does not work for you, there are many others listed here (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_suicide_crisis_lines). There are also many online chat services available, like this one (https://www.imalive.org/) for example.
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: Kitlero on December 03, 2016, 07:00:08 PM
Hi,

I'm Kitlero. I make fun of everything, don't mind me. Also, I requested pants and only got swimming trunks. I'm only half upset.

Sincerely,

Kitlero
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: what on December 04, 2016, 02:09:39 PM
kill me
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: lemonrising on December 04, 2016, 02:11:02 PM
*~* Hey Guys I'm LemonRising, You can call me Lemon for short! Nice to meet you, don't forget to read the rules ^u^ *~*
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on December 04, 2016, 02:13:01 PM
kill me

suicide is no laughing matter,

please seek help immediately

(https://s3.amazonaws.com/image.blingee.com/images19/content/output/000/000/000/7fb/817720763_916467.gif)

(this picture symbolizes your future recovery. you are the cat seeking treatment from the helpful doctor)
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: what on December 04, 2016, 02:15:26 PM
suicide means hell for eternity. If someone else kills me it's not suicide okay
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: castalia on December 04, 2016, 02:44:46 PM
i love wetfish this is my favorite place on the internet im really happy to be here let's be friends
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on January 07, 2017, 05:41:35 PM
h-hey there!!

I just realized I NEVER POSTED A forum interoducotion


....


I'm rachelfish!!! that's right, I'm a fish...

hey!!!

nice to meeet you
Title: Re: Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on January 07, 2017, 05:45:20 PM
UPDATE!!11 This thread is now a STICKY

(that 1 was completely unironic I swear it was a legit typo!!)
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: pstrawberrie on January 08, 2017, 11:25:14 AM
Yoo I'm pstrawberrie u can call me pstraw.

Sent from my PIEPHONE MADE OF A ACTUAL PIE
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Chwoey on January 08, 2017, 06:18:40 PM
Hi I am chloe. I was on wetfish before it was cool. 😁
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Pyrolysis on January 09, 2017, 09:52:28 AM
hi i'm pyrolysis, and I like recovery cats. and I was on wetfish when it was just rach and 3-6 other very socially awkward highschoolers. So fuck you chwoey.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: what on January 09, 2017, 08:49:55 PM
fuck
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on January 09, 2017, 09:40:30 PM
fuck

please stop spamming sir
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: what on January 09, 2017, 09:48:25 PM
fuck
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: flaretta on January 10, 2017, 01:07:57 PM
hi
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Anomaly on January 10, 2017, 02:14:51 PM
hi
hello
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: FUCK on January 25, 2017, 01:52:16 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/vp0bQAD.jpg)
Me irl
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: untra on January 29, 2017, 11:25:08 PM
hi im untra
(http://untra.io/img/REVIVE.gif)
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on February 02, 2017, 04:33:32 AM
hi im untra
(http://untra.io/img/REVIVE.gif)

Hi there! Nice to meet you! What do you revive?
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: FamousFish on February 03, 2017, 11:17:20 AM
Bunch of people show up to some movement event and they have no idea why, stand around talking ambiguously "there cant be a top, there's so many" ambiguous answers to each other.

But FamousFish steps in and is leader for all.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on February 03, 2017, 11:18:21 AM
Bunch of people show up to some movement event and they have no idea why, stand around talking ambiguously "there cant be a top, there's so many" ambiguous answers to each other.

But FamousFish steps in and is leader for all.

You're gay and like being a top?
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: FamousFish on February 03, 2017, 11:50:37 AM
Bunch of people show up to some movement event and they have no idea why, stand around talking ambiguously "there cant be a top, there's so many" ambiguous answers to each other.

But FamousFish steps in and is leader for all.

You're gay and like being a top?

Nobody wants to take a second and say "hey maybe I don't know that much about something, let me explore an alternative viewpoint from someone else and see if it meets or exceeds my expectations of reasoning" but you have to go and make it about butts.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on February 03, 2017, 01:58:55 PM
Nobody wants to take a second and say "hey maybe I don't know that much about something, let me explore an alternative viewpoint from someone else and see if it meets or exceeds my expectations of reasoning" but you have to go and make it about butts.

what?
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: dbladez on March 03, 2017, 06:38:53 AM
fuck
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: neptun on March 03, 2017, 05:19:47 PM
hi im neptun.
i made a post about teledildonics.
im a siiiiientiiiiist.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on March 03, 2017, 05:32:47 PM
hi im neptun.
i made a post about teledildonics.
im a siiiiientiiiiist.

heya neptun!!! nice to meet you

do you look more like this? (http://planetfacts.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Neptune_surface.jpg)

or this?? (http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29100000/Sailor-Neptune-sailor-neptune-29158862-600-600.jpg)
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: neptun on March 03, 2017, 05:36:22 PM
hi im neptun.
i made a post about teledildonics.
im a siiiiientiiiiist.

heya neptun!!! nice to meet you

do you look more like this? (http://planetfacts.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Neptune_surface.jpg)

or this?? (http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/29100000/Sailor-Neptune-sailor-neptune-29158862-600-600.jpg)

More like the second one, but I have pink/purple hair. But I do like space.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 07, 2017, 02:42:10 PM
HONK HONK
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: steven on March 10, 2017, 03:00:07 AM
hey
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on March 10, 2017, 03:09:23 AM
HONK HONK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vGbVO7uSH8
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: rachel on March 10, 2017, 03:09:40 AM
hey

hey there stranger nice to meet you
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Black T Cat on January 24, 2018, 09:59:46 AM
猫泽东 teehee
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: commie on February 09, 2018, 11:00:16 AM
i m commie

i m here to collect coral and any other digital tokens/coins/money

please send me money

i have no money
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: commie on February 09, 2018, 09:01:08 PM
rachel tipped 1 coral

thx rachel
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: ionicwake on February 24, 2018, 05:02:17 PM
hullo!
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Diabolizer on May 21, 2018, 08:45:21 AM
I do my best to see the world from as many contradictory angles as possible.  The challenge of my life, as I see it, is to distill the blindspots of each perspective there is no opaqueness in another's viewpoint, just matters of individual experience.  While this approach, as any, can never truly elucidate all the contents of your own blindspot, it does make clearer the boundaries of your own limitations, and thus better understand what it means to be finite.  This inability to reach perfection is the crux of the human experience.
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: best chessmen on June 08, 2018, 01:38:18 AM
am i in on the ground floor?
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: johndegrande on July 12, 2018, 08:27:56 AM
Hi everybody! I'm new here! Just wanted to say hello and that this place is awesome. My fish jeans fit me really well, glad I had enough Corral for them. :)
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: Diabolizer on July 17, 2018, 11:50:21 PM
hi im neptun.
i made a post about teledildonics.
im a siiiiientiiiiist.

What kind of scientist?
Title: Re: [STICKY] Forum introduction thread
Post by: woodneko on December 01, 2018, 10:06:10 AM
bump