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Discussion Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: Diabolizer on October 27, 2018, 11:41:30 pm

Title: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Diabolizer on October 27, 2018, 11:41:30 pm
We all know the real reason we keep coming back here is because we're trying to hook up with another fish. 

So who is it?
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rachel on October 28, 2018, 12:03:04 am
slimemaid

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Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: h on October 28, 2018, 12:06:39 am
We all know the real reason we keep coming back here is because we're trying to hook up with another fish.
wait whos yours
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rachel on October 28, 2018, 12:07:20 am
also wetfish dating app coming soon

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Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Qwan on October 28, 2018, 01:20:20 am
Frob:V
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rothen on October 29, 2018, 12:18:48 am
also wetfish dating app coming soon
I can't wait to see Wetfish's version of OKCupid: Dating by nerds for nerds.

Is this a thing actually in the works? How is it going to function and what will set it apart?
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rachel on October 29, 2018, 12:26:07 am
also wetfish dating app coming soon
I can't wait to see Wetfish's version of OKCupid: Dating by nerds for nerds.

Is this a thing actually in the works? How is it going to function and what will set it apart?

Not currently in development, but we know there's demand for it and are currently in the ideation / brainstorming phase. It's something we've talked about for a while, especially after OkCupid turned into Yet Another Tinder Clone?

There's definitely already market saturation for dating apps and casual sex, so we'd set ourselves apart by focusing on meeting new friends. The service would ask what your interests are and when you have availability, then it pairs you with small groups of other people who share your interests. Grouping people by their interests lets us appeal to nerds and bros simultaneously. Allowing the platform to have broad appeal while still allowing us to retain the awesome nerdy meetups that you used to be able to find on OkCupid in 2009-2012. After you meet people, you'd be able to rate your experience to create a reputation system that automatically weeds out creepers.
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: gris on October 29, 2018, 05:17:41 am
You'd better be really clear about that rating system. When i drive uber/lyft people think if i don't have every charger imaginable, get them there 10 minutes faster than the app says, follow every weird detour they request against the apps instructions, have bottled water and snacks, and magically know what music they want to hear I'm not supposed to get a 5 star rating. If you aren't always getting 5 stars the app eventually deactivates you.  Nobody gets to keep a 5 star rating because people think "average" is 3 stars or 2 stars or something shitty.

If we rate someone 3 stars or below we never get matched with them as a passenger again on lyft.  People don't understand how that scale there works.
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Diabolizer on October 29, 2018, 11:29:25 am
We all know the real reason we keep coming back here is because we're trying to hook up with another fish.
wait whos yours

All I'm saying is Make Wetfish Wet Again
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: woodneko on November 11, 2018, 05:30:41 pm
fiolina

.yiff
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: gris on November 27, 2018, 11:15:10 pm
Nobody, we don't have any ethnic single females. White girls are kinda funky and for some reason we don't have a racially diverse group of people with vaginas here.

I'd give Rachel a hell of a butt massage tho.
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Diabolizer on November 28, 2018, 10:29:52 pm
Nobody, we don't have any ethnic single females. White girls are kinda funky and for some reason we don't have a racially diverse group of people with vaginas here.

I'd give Rachel a hell of a butt massage tho.

What ethnicities do you have a fetish for?
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rachel on December 10, 2018, 05:07:09 pm
Nobody, we don't have any ethnic single females. White girls are kinda funky and for some reason we don't have a racially diverse group of people with vaginas here.

I'd give Rachel a hell of a butt massage tho.

What ethnicities do you have a fetish for?

Maybe it's not a fetish and he just has a certain type of girl he likes! Like ones with vaginas
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Diabolizer on December 11, 2018, 10:59:11 am
Nobody, we don't have any ethnic single females. White girls are kinda funky and for some reason we don't have a racially diverse group of people with vaginas here.

I'd give Rachel a hell of a butt massage tho.

What ethnicities do you have a fetish for?

Maybe it's not a fetish and he just has a certain type of girl he likes! Like ones with vaginas

Some girls have vaginas?
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Ozmiander on March 25, 2020, 07:05:42 am
nicefish, mostly so i can play with whatever 4wd vehicle she buys.
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 25, 2020, 06:34:06 pm
im gay for friendship
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: nicefish on March 25, 2020, 07:02:22 pm
nicefish, mostly so i can play with whatever 4wd vehicle she buys.

ford bronco
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: Ozmiander on March 25, 2020, 07:03:05 pm
nicefish, mostly so i can play with whatever 4wd vehicle she buys.

ford bronco


PM me pictures of your build sheet.
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: h on March 25, 2020, 07:22:11 pm
my bills god damn it
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: rachel on December 05, 2020, 02:54:23 pm
Meanwhile at OkCupid

Quote from: Rachel
I have tried logging in about 10 different times in the past 30 minutes and each time it kicks me back to the login screen.

I have tried using both Firefox and Chrome, both browsers had the same result. I tried logging in via my email address and using the "login by phone" option.

Nothing worked, I cannot log into my account

Quote from: Corporate Headquarters
Hello,

This is an automated reply. Our records show that your OkCupid account has been banned and removed from OkCupid for behavior that violates our Terms and Conditions. Here is a link to our Terms and Conditions statement and our Community Guidelines. Our policy is to not tell people why they were banned.

Quote from: Rachel
What the fuck?

I have been using this same OkCupid account since 2009. I have used it to meet dozens of friends and three roommates. And now you won't even tell me why you banned me?

Real cool, thanks.

Have a nice day

Quote from: Nice Customer Support Person
Hello!

Thanks for following up, and I'm sorry about the confusion here!

Your profile was originally banned because you were directing people off of OkCupid in your profile. That is usually the mark of a scammer or someone who's soliciting, so your profile was banned.

I looked into this and understand that you weren't trying to scam anyone or sell anything. Because of that, I've lifted your ban and you can once again use OkCupid. However, to prevent this from happening again, we highly recommend using the site as designed and removing those links from your profile.

You should be able to log back in now, but if you have any issues it can help to clear your cookies and cache before logging in again.

Please let us know if there's anything else we can do, and enjoy your weekend!
Title: Re: Who on wet fish are you trying to bone?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 05, 2020, 07:12:20 pm
i'm always amazed that you actually manage to get things done by contacting support. i bought a bunch of stuff off an online auto parts dealer and they finally replied to my "your sites shipping tracking doesn't work" after ten days. like, multiple shipments that i had to schedule freight drops for.