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Discussion Forums => Shitpost Central => Topic started by: rachel on January 28, 2017, 09:36:04 pm
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post a funny joke and if I laugh I'll give you 1000 coral
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You know what they say. You can tune a piano...
BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH!
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You know what they say. You can tune a piano...
BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH!
man that's an old joke
it's like a popsicle joke
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What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"
What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"
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What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"
What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"
I wish I could give you a negative tip
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What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"
What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"
"Heil Victory"
"Heil Hymen"
They're not even close, man.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBGi3cl1h8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBGi3cl1h8
heh that was a pretty big penis
but it's not really a joke
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I kept wondering why that bird was getting bigger...
Then it hit me :D
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How much Coral did you just fucking tip me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Harambe Shitpost Acadmey and I?ve been involved in numerous shitposts on 4chan and Wetfish, and I have over 300 confirmed jokes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top fish in the entire US armed fishes. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FISH across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you little shit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your sides. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can joke you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitposting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Fish Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe that miserable frown off the face of the continent, you little fucker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? tipping was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have tipped more. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn RACHEL. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo.
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What does a Neo-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Heil"
What does a Femi-Nazi salute sound like? "Sieg Hymen"
"Heil Victory"
"Heil Hymen"
They're not even close, man.
Say it with me now kids:
Zig Hi-el
Zig Hi-men
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you don't have to actually sit on the baby
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Q: How many wetfish does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: like probably 7, all arguing, where someone's gonna get banned and it'll end up involving an Arduino somehow
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whats the difference between a hippo and a zippo
one's really heavy and the other is a little lighter
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I think about jumping off a roof multiple times a day
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a duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes.
the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for gwapes.
the bartender says no i don't got any gwapes. IF YOU ASK ONE MORE TIME I WILL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE GROUND.
the duck leaves.
the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.
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the next day, the duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has any staples.
the bartender says, um, no, i don't.
the duck asks the bartender for gwapes.
worth a chuckle
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has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?
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has anyone ever been far even as decided to want to look have more like?
well... you tried
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/me tickles rachel
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i bought a bag of frozen chicken balls.
the ingredients list says INGREDIENTS: chicken balls
:O
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lol
I laughed
in real life
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Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks
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I saw a simian primate in a minefield, I'm not great at species but I'm pretty sure it was a baboom.
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oh my god I better win this
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oh my god I better win this
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ayyyy
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(I wanted to post this in the good housewives thread since it feels thematically related but at the end of the day its about a dad figure so... here u go rachel)
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every time am i right fellow sexhavers? ha. hahaha.
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What's green, slimey... And smells like bacon?
KERMIT THE FROGS FINGER!!!!!!!!!!
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What do you call a gay on roller skates?
Rolaids
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relatable
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Aquaman, moar like cocquaman, amirite?
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In muslim countries, cross fit goes by crescent fit.
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the neighbors' dog ate it
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[IMG-My Penis]
:(
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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off sharply after age 20.
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I have a friend who can only sleep on piles of old magazines; he has back issues.
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I bought my pistol from a dude named "T-Rex"; he's a small arms dealer.
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My favorite joke. Mind you, this was told to me and the rest of my classmates in my high school Calculus class by my math teacher. Room mostly full of Mormon overachiever kids. I think I was the only one who laughed.
A Sadist and a Masochist pass each other in the street.
The Masochist says "hurt me."
The Sadist says "no."
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My dick.