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Title: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on May 13, 2019, 06:43:06 PM
Post quality IRC quotes

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19:31 < Anomaly> spoiler alert
19:32 -!- Contrarium has joined #wetfish
19:32 < Anomaly> thanos uses the gauntlet to suck his own dick
19:32 < Contrarium> hey no spoilers
19:33 < Anomaly> sorry
19:33 < Anomaly> but I did say "spoiler alert" before you joined
19:33 < Contrarium> oh
19:33 < Contrarium> that's fine then
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rothen on May 19, 2019, 05:19:54 PM
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<whispers> I LIKE MY MEN LIKE I LIKE MY GRAPES
<snek-sensei> seedless?
<whispers> 25 at a time
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: ceph on May 23, 2019, 08:51:03 PM
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2019-01-13 14:50:54     emcy    ive been told he genuinely thought i was a russian agent, or an altright recruiter using epic memes and ironic racism to build an army
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on May 27, 2019, 09:37:29 PM
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22:34 <@Rothen> Does your office have a bidet, rachel?
22:34 <&rachel> Rothen: I don't even have an office I work from home lol
22:34 <&rachel> so yes
22:34 <&rachel> if my house had a bidet
22:34 <&rachel> my office would too
22:34 <@Rothen> Right. So does it?
22:34 < Anomaly> time to install a bidet
22:35 <@Rothen> ^^^
22:35 <@whispers> use the sprayer on the kitchen sink
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: Diabolizer on May 29, 2019, 06:26:37 AM
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27:79 <Diabolizer> this thread belongs in Shitpost Central

What he said.
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: Anomaly on May 29, 2019, 08:16:51 PM
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<kakama> shit guys
<kakama> I've been like
<kakama> unironically watching anime lately
<Zigara> rip
<kate> kakama, jesus christ
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on June 14, 2019, 10:14:58 PM
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<luke> so I was at a bar and I walked up to this girl and I said dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
<rachel> nice
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on June 16, 2019, 06:22:29 PM
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19:21 <@jaek> .yiff Qwan
19:21  * Fiolina pushes hard, and shits out a snowglobe. Inside is a perfectly formed diorama of Princess Celestia crashing into the World Trade Center
19:21 <@Qwan> .yiff jaek
19:21  * Fiolina pushes hard, and shits out a snowglobe. Inside is a perfectly formed diorama of Fluttershy crashing into the World Trade Center
19:21 <@jaek> owo
19:21 <@Qwan> WOAH
19:21 <@Qwan> what are the chances of that
19:21 <@jaek> its meant to be
Title: Re: bash.org (GONE SEXUAL)
Post by: rachel on June 19, 2019, 10:53:38 AM
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11:47 <rachel> I dunno if you saw the news
11:48 <rachel> https://www.instagram.com/p/ByyMYe9ppuW/
11:48 <Gris> i had no idea
11:48 <Gris> oh wow
11:49 <Gris> that is great news
11:49 <Gris> when she actually makes a pornhub
11:49 <Gris> please remind me
11:49 <Gris> show me
11:49 <Gris> tell me
11:49 <rachel> yes
11:49 <rachel> I'll let you know
11:49 <rachel> LMAO
11:49 <Gris> we'll fap to her together
11:49 <Gris> all of wetfish
11:49 <rachel> ye
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on June 20, 2019, 11:06:40 PM
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11:37 < kitlero> >Tfw your gf will never have tits that look like overfilled water balloons
11:38 < kitlero> Why even live.
11:43 < hanna> hoy
11:47 < hanna> some guys just want to fuck a perfect sphere
11:47 < hanna> they prefer their women to be ovoid in nature
11:48 < hanna> with as few flat surfaces and straight lines as possible
11:48 < hanna> it is a form of madness.
11:49 < hanna> women desire the opposite: to make love to a cube, perhaps a rectangle..
11:49 < hanna> a two by four will do in a pinch
11:50 < hanna>  facefucked by a parallelogram

facefucked by a parallelogram is supposed to be green text on an orange background but smf doesn't support that :(
Title: Re: bash.org (kate goes insane edition)
Post by: rachel on June 26, 2019, 05:38:09 PM
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18:35 <@kate> *bites off my own penis*
18:35 <@kate> yummy twasty fwaccid pwenis uwu cwunchy nwn im a pwotwato
18:35 <%Kitten> Rerr
18:35 <+lemonrising[m]> Oh jesus kate
18:36 < snek-sensei> thanks kate i hate it
18:36 <@kate> oh shit
18:36 <@kate> wrong window
18:36 <@kate> sup fish
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rothen on June 28, 2019, 01:56:55 PM
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<snek-sensei> if u could fly
<snek-sensei> would u still fall 4 me 
<@kate> nigga i aint even fly and i still aint fallin 4 u
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on July 08, 2019, 12:18:26 AM
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01:16 < Frob> damn
01:16 < Frob> the vapor coming off that piss stream
01:16 < Frob> HOT PISS
01:16 <@rachel> lol yeah
01:17 <@rachel> cold highway
01:17 <@rachel> HOT PISS
01:17 < Honk> \m/ super band  beautiful music rock in roll classic \m/
01:17 <@rachel> nice those will be our lyrics
01:17 < Qwan> \m/
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on July 12, 2019, 07:52:23 PM
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20:49 < Froward> imagine the stereotype of a lumberjack
20:49 < Froward> combine with the haircut of a US marine
20:49 < Froward> facial expressions of anime catgirl
20:50 < Froward> dressed in geek squad clothing
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on July 17, 2019, 04:51:22 PM
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17:49 < Frob> I want my brain implants fucking AIR GAPPED
17:49 < Frob> NO INTERNET OF SHIT PLEASE
17:49 < Frob> IN MY SKULL
17:50 <&rachel> lol
17:50 < Frob> I don't want it to burn a hole in my brain when somebody hacks it and makes it mine cryptocurrency
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on September 13, 2019, 04:58:25 PM
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17:52 < Diabolizer> the Matrix signifies the coming of rachel
17:52 < Anomaly> then who do the machines represent
17:53 < Diabolizer> the machines represent paige
17:54 < Diabolizer> the matrix is the matrix
17:55 < Diabolizer> kate of course is Neo.
17:55 < Diabolizer> rachel is Morpheus
17:55 < Anomaly> who's smith
17:55 < Diabolizer> Zigara is Trinity for some reason
17:55 < Diabolizer> ross the fox is smith
17:56 < Anomaly> Zigara, ur gonna take forever to die
17:56 < Diabolizer> I'm that dude that was born in the real world but is killed by cypher
17:57 < Diabolizer> burning man is zion
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on September 17, 2019, 03:49:34 PM
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16:46 <@kate> god
16:46 <@kate> I love the future
16:46 <@kate> but I hate being old
16:46 <@kate> <3
16:46 <&rachel> haha
16:46 <&rachel> welcome to the contradiction of life
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on November 21, 2019, 05:26:38 PM
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17:29 <@yam> why did I have to be born a little gay?
17:29 <@yam> I'm like 20% gay it sucks
17:29 < vetsin> why does it suck
17:29 <@yam> because gay is bad duh
17:29 < vetsin> does society tell you can't suck 20% of the dick

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17:57 < Weazzy> https://youtu.be/vxJNvKJnqg8
17:57 <%topkek_2000> YouTube video: "Grandma Guesses the Price of CS:GO Skins" | Uploaded by ohnickel on 10/12/2019 | 00:12:30 long | 1,229,172 views | 48,946 likes/1,159 dislikes (0.13s)
17:57 < Weazzy> i love this
18:23 <@yam> I love dicks
18:23 <@yam> wait what
18:24 < vetsin> there's that 20% again
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 03, 2019, 09:12:42 PM
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<+snek> nigga if theres gays here im out 
<fishy> nigga if theres gays here dicks out
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 15, 2019, 01:21:15 AM
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23:27 -!- Ozmiander has joined #wetfish
23:27 < topkek_2001> Ozmiander: [sorry was that too mean? or was she in the room?] [rachel] [2 years 2 months ago]
23:31 < Ozmiander> two years ago is beyond human ken
23:31 < Ozmiander> shut up bot
23:37 < Ozmiander> @rachel hi, i need you to be aggressively friendly.

Edit: oops, pasted it twice
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 16, 2019, 01:43:04 PM
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10:46 < Tiger-Tsu> Can confirm Rachel backtracked me all the way to MySpace from iRO to get my name and messaged me on Facebook to come back at some point.
10:47 < Tiger-Tsu> Aggressively friendly is alright by me.
11:03 < isabisa|m> Rachel you gotta come on a little softer, the poor bbies can’t handle the intensity hehe
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2019, 02:24:55 PM
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15:18 < rachel> BITCH WHEN IS THIS SERVER GOING TO COME BACK UP
15:19 < snek-sensei> when my dick cums up
15:23 < rachel> hot
15:23 < rachel> if I suck your dick does that mean the server will come back faster?
15:23 < kate> broke: sucking dick for money
15:23 < kate> woke: sucking dick for sysadmin favors
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 17, 2019, 08:55:20 PM
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21:54 <&rachel> dddddddddddddddddddddd
21:54 <&rachel> !quote add <Anomaly> brb getting an eiffel tower dick put in
21:54 <&rachel> oh
21:54 <&rachel> right........
21:54 <&rachel> fuck
21:54 <&rachel> I have to set up mysql...
21:54 <&rachel> and install toilet........
21:54 <&rachel> before fishy will work
21:55 <&rachel> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 18, 2019, 12:45:23 PM
Fishy quotes are down until he gets migrated to a new server. So I'll just put this here -

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13:44 < pastor-dikembe-jr-from-uganda> you guys dont pm dick picks as soon as you find out someone is a girl?
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 19, 2019, 05:09:02 PM
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17:17 < chuuni> xaos: what do you have against gay people lol
17:18 < xaos> chuuni I hate gays, that's it
17:18 < xaos> they are not normal ppl, they fuck the same sex
17:18 < xaos> it is not normal
17:18 < xaos> it is not acceptable
17:18 < yam> your iq is not normal
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 21, 2019, 01:01:44 AM
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01:48 <&rachel> how much money does redacted spend sponsoring literally every youtube video ever
01:49 <&rachel> remember when videos used to have different sponsors?
01:49 <&rachel> remember when videos... didn't have sponsors at all?
01:49 <&rachel> boy those were the days
01:49 < Weazzy> yeah
01:49 < Weazzy> remember when information wasn't on major platforms
01:49 < Weazzy> and instead on all the tiny self-hosted or isp-hosted blogs
01:50 <&rachel> I liked that
01:50 < snek-snowplow> the golden age
01:51 < snek-snowplow> before someone decided every web page had to have a hamburger menu and at least 50% of the screen be whitespace
01:52 <&rachel> mmmmm, hamburgers
01:52 < Weazzy> mmmmmmmmmm hamburgers
01:52 < Weazzy> i should make pesto burgers again
01:52 < Weazzy> those were so fuckin good
01:52 < snek-snowplow> im HANGRY
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on December 29, 2019, 12:07:59 PM
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12:55 < kmbo> https://pics.me.me/dm-a-young-maiden-walks-past-you-bard-i-seduce-63384410.png
12:55 < topkek_2001> PNG image(0.12 inches of uncompressed DDS-2 tape(96.37 KB), 500x419) (4.09s)
13:06 < Frob> the new image macro
13:06 < Frob> top text from twitter
13:06 < Frob> bottom text from me.me
13:06 < Frob> written by different people
13:07 <@rachel> lol
13:07 < Fiolina> rofl
13:07 <@rachel> the meme format has evolved
13:07 < Frob> can i die yet
13:07 < Frob> I dunno if I'd call it that per se
13:07 <@rachel> from using photoshop to just using web platforms
13:07 < Frob> I think it corroded
Title: merry fishmas everyone
Post by: rachel on December 29, 2019, 12:34:58 PM
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13:32 <&rachel> happy fishmas everybody
13:32 <&rachel> we are 14 today
13:32 <%Kitten> Purr
13:32 <@yam> rachel: nice!!
13:32 < whispers> wow, 14
13:32 < whispers> congrats rachel
13:32 <&rachel> only 4 more years until wetfish is legal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
13:32 <&rachel> kate: wetfish is as old as you were when you first joined
13:33 <@kate> dang
13:33 < Ozmiander> rachel: Then i'll be entirely uninterested!
13:33 <@kate> nice
13:33 <@kate> can I creepily /me snuggles wetfish
13:33 <%Kitten> Purr
13:33 <@kate> and then :3
13:33  * Frob glomps wetfish
13:33 <@Frob> OWO
13:33 <@kate> uwu
13:34 <&rachel> :3
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on January 22, 2020, 09:10:36 PM
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21:58 < Ozmiander> stupid valve, all  my vr headset gets used for it 3d hentai
21:58 < rachel> hot
21:59 < Ozmiander> you havent lived until you've jerked off in vr to  princess bubblegum riding your dick while  kusanagi from ghost in the shell rubs her gash on your face
22:00 <@Mozai> Pretty sure I've lived despite not doing that
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on April 20, 2020, 10:57:38 PM
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< whispers> just get it over with and pozz everyone
 < whispers> but in a controlled manner
 < whispers> like "if your name starts with 'a', you need to get pozzed this week"
 < whispers> and then next week, move to people whose name start with 'b'
 < whispers> we can exclude the at risk people
 < whispers> because we don't need % poz
 <@rachel> lol
 < Fiolina> haha
 < Anomaly> the bugchaser's dream
 < whispers> it's like the draft
 < whispers> get pozzed for your country
 <@rachel> nasty
Title: Re: bash.org (wetfish edition)
Post by: rachel on May 04, 2020, 01:12:29 AM
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< phobos> hi my names rachel and I value orbiters more than real people I meet in life because the Internet is all I care about anymore
< phobos> (ps hows that worthless e-currency working out for you rachel, you stupid ugly cunt)