Discussion Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: ceph on December 30, 2019, 02:02:53 pm
Title: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on December 30, 2019, 02:02:53 pm
Let's hear it
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 30, 2019, 06:13:48 pm
old spice deodorant, antipersp has aluminum in it and i don't wanna shove that in my pits
i guess one of my mom's hippie notions actually stuck in my head
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: redheron on December 31, 2019, 04:40:36 am
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful. the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: Ozmiander on December 31, 2019, 04:49:45 am
Just make sure to put the little plastic bit back after you try it on in the store.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on December 31, 2019, 08:36:18 pm
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful. the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat
My thoughts. There should be a sampler pack of tiny deoderants.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 31, 2019, 09:14:00 pm
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful. the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat
My thoughts. There should be a sampler pack of tiny deoderants.
whoa the hidden text
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on January 04, 2020, 12:11:07 pm
dove fresh. considering looking for a new scent, though. how do you even shop for deodorant without like buying a whole bunch and throwing away the ones you don't like the smell of? sounds wasteful. the aluminum molecules clog your pores so you physically can't sweat
I'm trying Dove Fresh for Men now. I'll give it a few weeks and see how it handles.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on January 07, 2020, 04:35:18 pm
Seems to be working for a few days... Even though I hate the scent.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: Ozmiander on January 07, 2020, 06:27:00 pm
Any of the old spice gels are awesome
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: rachel on January 07, 2020, 11:29:23 pm
I spray myself with bacteria that eat smell chemicals
but if you still have to bathe every week, what even is the point??
I choose to bathe. You don't have to. The creator of Mother Dirt doesn't bathe. But I prefer the way my hair looks after taking a shower.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: rachel on January 12, 2020, 08:11:29 pm
According to this video the AOBiome culture was isolated from a guy who didn't bathe for 12 years. That's how you know it's the good shit
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on January 14, 2020, 04:56:54 pm
Can I just rub armpits with someone who already has an AO colony?
What I'm getting at is can I solve this problem with sex. I have a lot of problems and it would help to consolidate the sex problem and the deoderant problem.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: ceph on January 14, 2020, 05:01:17 pm
As an update, the Dove bullshit seems to work although I cannot wash it off. I lather with soap and rise 3 or 4 times and it is still stays on. So I am starting to now apply it every 3rd or 4th day and use plain deoderant in the mean time.
The armpits are itchy all day whether I apply it or not. I don't give a shit about itchiness as long as I don't smell. Well maybe I give a 5% shit but almost zero shits.
It is still a horse fucking mystery why suddenly my body decided to start making body odor and being damp and itchy all of a sudden. Further evidence in support of transitioning to whalehood.
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 14, 2020, 06:08:30 pm
damn dude i did not sweat at ALL as a child, even in 110f (thats 43c) weather i'd wear long sleeves and pants with no ill feelings.
then i became an adult. now i am sweaty very often for what seems like no reason. and it stinks??? this doesn't seem fair!
Title: Re: What deoderant or antiperspirant do you use
Post by: rachel on January 14, 2020, 07:13:50 pm
I've found that caffeine makes me uncontrollably sweat, even when I feel cold. Be conscious of your consumption