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Title: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on January 24, 2020, 03:57:28 am
Title: They're trying so hard it makes me sick
Post by: weazzy on January 24, 2020, 04:55:50 am
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https://abc7news.com/5867870/ (https://abc7news.com/5867870/)

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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on January 29, 2020, 07:31:22 pm
Bernie Sanders is ‘insanely consistent.’ That’s nothing to brag about. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/01/29/bernie-sanders-is-insanely-consistent-thats-nothing-brag-about/)

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Which brings me to Bernie Sanders, who never seems to have changed his views about anything. This is a big selling point for the controversial podcaster Joe Rogan, who endorsed Sanders by praising him for being “insanely consistent his entire life.” I can’t imagine a worse indictment. It means that Sanders is captive to a rigid ideology that he has never bothered to rethink, even though the world has changed beyond all recognition since he was born a few months before the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.

AKA Bernie won't flip flop: AND WHY THAT'S A BAD THING

They're really grasping at straws here.
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on January 30, 2020, 12:50:05 am
https://politics.theonion.com/sanders-unveils-job-training-program-to-provide-meaning-1841328164

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“It’s true that not every industry makes sense for the world we need to build, whether it’s coal mining, private health insurance, or writing histrionic editorials with little factual basis in our nation’s newspapers. It pains me to see so many op-ed writers out there who have received so little training or education that they have no capacity to do viable work. But I believe that these op-ed writers and editorial board members want to be productive members of society, and my presidency will do everything it can to help them find work with dignity.” Sanders added that it was an unfortunate result of the U.S. economic system that so many Americans found themselves stuck in low-skilled op-ed writing jobs in the first place.
Title: I'm not normally a fan of listicles but this is amazing
Post by: rachel on January 30, 2020, 12:58:30 am
https://politics.theonion.com/the-onion-s-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates-1841331219

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Joe Biden

Birthplace: Middle Class, Swing State, USA
Electoral Strategy: Inertia
Number Of Accusations Of Acting Inappropriately Toward Women And Girls: Butter pecan, with mint chocolate chip a very close second

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Bernie Sanders

Childhood Hero: Social Security
Biggest Weakness: Radical views could make him bigger risk in general election than moderate winners Hillary Clinton, John Kerry, and Al Gore

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Elizabeth Warren

Background: Republican on her father’s side
Gender: Really? Wow.
Legal History: Bravely helped corporations stand up to suffering coal miners
Previous Political Affiliation: Republican (1967-1996), Whig (1832-1967), Anti-Masonic (1828-1832)

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Michael Bloomberg

Birthplace: Bloomberg Memorial Hospital, Bloombergsville, MA
Campaign Slogan: “Who Do I Make This Out To?”
Reason For Running As Democrat: Republicans already had a guy

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Andrew Yang

Birthplace: Blockchain Reddit forum
Climate Change Plan: Leave halfway interesting Earth for the robots

lmao
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 03, 2020, 10:54:50 pm
There was a caucus in Iowa today. Bernie won in a landslide. Biden wasn't even in the top 3. Of course the DNC is pissed off "we paid billions of dollars on ads and campaign financing, how could our corporate shills loose to the guy who actually has a vision for the country?" so they freeze all votes being sent to the media and demand a recount. Lol

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Hours into the Iowa caucuses, the state Democratic Party says “quality checks” are delaying results. The party later clarified that the issues were not due to a “hack or an intrusion.”

"We found inconsistencies in the reporting of three sets of results,” IDP Communications Director Mandy McClure said in a statement. “In addition to the tech systems being used to tabulate results, we are also using photos of results and a paper trail to validate that all results match and ensure that we have confidence and accuracy in the numbers we report. This is simply a reporting issue, the app did not go down and this is not a hack or an intrusion. The underlying data and paper trail is sound and will simply take time to further report the results."

Meanwhile, Mike Bloomberg is sticking his hand in dog mouths: https://twitter.com/chrisjollyhale/status/1222257575250579458
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 04, 2020, 12:33:10 pm
Update: Looks like they are holding the results of the caucus until just before the state of the union address tonight, most likely in the hopes that nobody will pay attention to the fact that Biden lost and they can sweep it under the rug.

The DNC is also not allowing any precinct to release their voting results individually.
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 05, 2020, 06:32:18 pm
it's been a couple days and we're finally at 92% reporting

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19:09 < rachel> 92% FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
19:09 < rachel> https://apps.npr.org/liveblogs/20200203-iowa/
19:09 < rachel> bernie is winning the popular vote but losing the miniature electoral college
19:09 < rachel> it's just like a real election
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 05, 2020, 07:58:35 pm
https://observer.com/2017/08/court-admits-dnc-and-debbie-wasserman-schulz-rigged-primaries-against-sanders/ (https://observer.com/2017/08/court-admits-dnc-and-debbie-wasserman-schulz-rigged-primaries-against-sanders/)
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: FrobtheBuilder on February 06, 2020, 12:41:37 am
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(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/r0/download/wetfish.chat/YxYeCSJpaVXQMdQPgRxMjcfF)

People listened when he told them not to vote for him.
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 06, 2020, 03:44:49 pm
They've been milking it for days but they couldn't stop it forever.

Bernie finally calls it

https://twitter.com/i/events/1225489915435085824

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Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders claims victory in Iowa
Sanders thanked his supporters and claimed a "strong victory" in the Iowa caucuses as the Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez called for a recanvass of caucus results.

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1225486175017807872

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I want to thank the people of Iowa for the very strong victory they gave us at the Iowa caucuses on Monday night.

Some 6,000 more Iowans came out to support us than any other candidate.

With eight strong candidates competing, that is a decisive margin of victory.
Title: WOOOOOOOOOOO FEEL THE BERN!
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 06, 2020, 04:46:09 pm
wooO!
Title: but what about Billy?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 06, 2020, 04:46:27 pm
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Ozmiander on February 06, 2020, 05:17:14 pm


I'm in love.
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 07, 2020, 07:21:56 pm
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Edit: Original was deleted off reddit lol
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 08, 2020, 09:16:04 pm
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Here's @MikeBloomberg in December 2016 at Oxford explaining how trans rights simply won't fly in the midwest because only the "intelligentsia" can understand why "some man wearing a dress should be in a locker room with their daughter."

https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1225277176745992195
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 09, 2020, 03:03:43 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Ozmiander on February 09, 2020, 10:49:20 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 10, 2020, 01:17:50 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 11, 2020, 09:06:10 pm
#1 spot conveniently missing

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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 12, 2020, 06:16:24 pm
bootychug
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 12, 2020, 10:27:18 pm
bootychug

booty judge
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 13, 2020, 11:34:58 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 14, 2020, 11:16:45 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Ozmiander on March 05, 2020, 01:46:49 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: kayimbo on March 06, 2020, 10:32:20 am
https://joebiden.info/
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on March 08, 2020, 08:06:02 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: kayimbo on March 10, 2020, 08:44:52 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Anomaly on March 10, 2020, 09:39:30 pm
RIP
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Ozmiander on April 09, 2020, 09:50:49 am
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on April 09, 2020, 11:44:48 pm
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: Anomaly on April 12, 2020, 01:42:44 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to the last real president
Post by: rachel on July 30, 2020, 11:58:10 am
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Title: ahegao to the polls
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 03, 2020, 11:33:16 am
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Title: Re: ahegao to the polls
Post by: rachel on September 03, 2020, 09:34:04 pm
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o-oh no

it hurts

make ti stop dfgdfhg
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on January 22, 2021, 07:21:24 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 13, 2021, 04:29:44 pm
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on February 18, 2021, 11:23:47 pm
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: woodneko on February 19, 2021, 03:36:24 pm


aaaaaaaaa ;-;
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: what on February 19, 2021, 09:02:59 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 23, 2021, 05:09:30 pm
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Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: woodneko on February 24, 2021, 12:54:04 pm
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fuck i love my country
Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: rachel on March 02, 2021, 01:04:45 am
When I was a kid I hated YouTubePoops. I thought to myself "ugh this stupid content just to make ad money, it's not even funny"

Now I'm old and I love YouTubePoops. They remind me of simpler times

Title: Re: Say hello to your next president
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on October 10, 2021, 02:39:41 pm
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