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Title: cooking memes & shitpost recipes
Post by: rachel on March 04, 2017, 04:38:19 pm
post food and stuff

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weazzy just posted this on irc lol
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on March 04, 2017, 04:40:50 pm
Okra soup recipe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VgTtzukqPM

This guy has an awesome channel BTW - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxr2d4As312LulcajAkKJYw
He dresses up like a pilgrim from early american history, only uses a wood burning fires, and cooks dishes that people would have eaten in the 1600 - 1800s
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: nicefish on March 04, 2017, 06:02:04 pm
i never learned how to cook growing up.
so i'm subscribed to one of those services that mail me a bunch of ingredients and recipes and i follow the instructions and cook them.
i think it was good for me because they eased me into cooking.

if i'm making stuff for myself i usually just stir fry some vegetables. and try to consume my groceries before they go bad.
soon i'll have the time to try making something fancier.
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Drsquid on March 04, 2017, 06:26:41 pm
I like food.
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on March 04, 2017, 07:40:26 pm
I like food.

same
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: neptun on March 04, 2017, 07:48:32 pm
I like food.

same

me too! we should make a club
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: redheron on March 04, 2017, 08:06:59 pm
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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on March 04, 2017, 08:51:25 pm
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YUM!!!!!!
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: heyeveryoneimcool on March 05, 2017, 11:47:34 am
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Milk-Steak-With-Jelly-Beans
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: 0000ql on March 05, 2017, 07:39:14 pm
Chicken Philly

Serves ~4.

Ingredients:


Procedure:


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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on March 05, 2017, 08:20:10 pm
Chicken Philly

Serves ~4.

Ingredients:

  • 1 big-ass chicken titty
  • 1 cup chicken broth
  • 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar
  • 1 red onion, julienned
  • 2 tbsp olive oil
  • chile powder
  • black pepper
  • sea salt
  • 2 tbsp butter
  • 1 tbsp flour
  • 2 fresh-baked demi baguettes
  • 4 slices provolone cheese

Procedure:

  • Heat the olive oil and saute the onion until thoroughly caramelized. Remove the onion from the pan and set it aside.
  • Generously treat both sides of the chicken breast to chile powder, black pepper, and salt. Throw that bitch in the pan and cook to 165 F. When done, wrap the breast in foil and rest for ~2 minutes.
  • Deglaze the pan with the vinegar and chicken broth. Add and melt the butter. Whisk in the flour and let the sauce cook for ~2 minutes.
  • Coarsely chop the chicken breast. Throw the chicken and the onions in with the sauce and give it a good stir. Let the chicken mixture cook until the liquid is absorbed.
  • Cut your bread lengthwise, add the cheese, and throw in some of the chicken mixture.

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Dang that looks good! Nice recipe. Needs some veggies on the side tho. What goes well with it?
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: redheron on March 07, 2017, 05:47:54 pm
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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Kitlero on March 07, 2017, 06:26:09 pm
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>When you fail Cooking Mama's Ramen Level
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on August 01, 2017, 08:54:15 am
Quality chef

Even better firefighter

https://i.imgur.com/cMEGqNr.gifv

Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on April 28, 2020, 08:06:08 am
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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Diabolizer on June 30, 2020, 01:48:49 am
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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on June 30, 2020, 12:35:33 pm
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nice
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Mozai on July 25, 2020, 12:05:05 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/420836494308147201/736657964064178177/How_to_properly_cut_veggies.mp4
(is this how I video?)
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Ozmiander on February 25, 2021, 09:13:03 pm
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Ozmiander on March 01, 2021, 04:50:04 pm
https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/227912785290330113/816004756752826418/sink_steak.mp4
Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: woodneko on March 22, 2021, 10:00:19 pm
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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: Mozai on March 25, 2021, 04:07:03 pm
You can reduce the sugar in any cake recipe by 10%; some by 50%.
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2017/04/26/reduce-sugar-in-cake (https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2017/04/26/reduce-sugar-in-cake)

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Title: Re: cooking thread
Post by: rachel on March 25, 2021, 04:09:15 pm
You can reduce the sugar in any cake recipe by 10%; some by 50%.
https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2017/04/26/reduce-sugar-in-cake (https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/blog/2017/04/26/reduce-sugar-in-cake)

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That's awesome! Although helpful information like this may be better suited in the "General Discussion" cooking thread

https://wetfishonline.com/forum/index.php?topic=3321.0
Title: Re: cooking memes & shitpost recipes
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 25, 2021, 06:16:35 pm
i can't post there, and my good friends at wetfish, in solidarity, prefer to shitpost. or maybe they just don't want to worry about getting banned from a thread for cussing
Title: Re: cooking memes & shitpost recipes
Post by: rachel on August 24, 2021, 12:09:54 pm
Title: Re: cooking memes & shitpost recipes
Post by: Mozai on November 10, 2021, 05:56:07 am
Cheese sandwich is easy to make.
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Title: Re: cooking memes & shitpost recipes
Post by: Mozai on March 25, 2024, 05:52:12 am
oh good, there's a cooking shitpost thread