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Title: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: nicefish on August 18, 2020, 01:49:41 pm
POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: Ozmiander on August 18, 2020, 06:36:33 pm
No, just asian dicks.
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 12:29:50 am
Never really learned as a kid but first week in China I grabbed a wet dumpling wrong with chopsticks and it flew across the table into my host dad's food


He got up and got me a fork without a word and I focused really hard on not fucking it up after that
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: rachel on August 19, 2020, 01:08:04 pm
I am the ultimate weeb I learned how to use chopsticks in childhood so that I could go to sushi restaraunts with my mom
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:12:24 pm
Quote from: rachel on August 19, 2020, 01:08:04 pm
I am the ultimate weeb I learned how to use chopsticks in childhood so that I could go to sushi restaraunts with my mom

nice - I took my parents out for sushi a year or two ago and they acted like it was the most exotic thing they had ever eaten

Quote
Oh - the fish is *raw*?! How.... interesting.
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 19, 2020, 01:42:31 pm
Quote from: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:12:24 pm
Quote from: rachel on August 19, 2020, 01:08:04 pm
I am the ultimate weeb I learned how to use chopsticks in childhood so that I could go to sushi restaraunts with my mom

nice - I took my parents out for sushi a year or two ago and they acted like it was the most exotic thing they had ever eaten

Quote
Oh - the fish is *raw*?! How.... interesting.

what kind of food do your parents eat every day?
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:47:39 pm
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on August 19, 2020, 01:42:31 pm
Quote from: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:12:24 pm
Quote from: rachel on August 19, 2020, 01:08:04 pm
I am the ultimate weeb I learned how to use chopsticks in childhood so that I could go to sushi restaraunts with my mom

nice - I took my parents out for sushi a year or two ago and they acted like it was the most exotic thing they had ever eaten

Quote
Oh - the fish is *raw*?! How.... interesting.

what kind of food do your parents eat every day?

Meatloaf idk
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: rachel on August 19, 2020, 02:37:51 pm
Quote from: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:47:39 pm
Quote from: here cums the fuck truck on August 19, 2020, 01:42:31 pm
Quote from: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 01:12:24 pm
Quote from: rachel on August 19, 2020, 01:08:04 pm
I am the ultimate weeb I learned how to use chopsticks in childhood so that I could go to sushi restaraunts with my mom

nice - I took my parents out for sushi a year or two ago and they acted like it was the most exotic thing they had ever eaten

Quote
Oh - the fish is *raw*?! How.... interesting.

what kind of food do your parents eat every day?

Meatloaf idk

lmao that's white as fuck
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: kiiada on August 19, 2020, 02:58:42 pm
Quote from: rachel on August 19, 2020, 02:37:51 pm
lmao that's white as fuck


you don't even know how deep it goes
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: Mozai on August 19, 2020, 07:30:19 pm
Chopsticks are the way to eat cheetos or anything else with flavour-dust on them like popcorn.  Also good for flipping food on a barbeque grill. It's for American food too, not just Azns!
Title: Re: POLL: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 20, 2020, 12:48:56 pm
i wear rubber gloves for eating ribs

men have tried to fight me for this