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Title: fart thread
Post by: vance on March 20, 2022, 01:31:48 pm
god i love to fucking fart

Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: rachel on March 22, 2022, 02:46:25 am
DAYYYUUMMM GUUURLL YOU FART WITH THAT ASS????

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Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: vance on March 23, 2022, 02:41:26 pm
i got a fucking hemorrhoid from my new standing desk and farts make it fucking sore

fuck i hate being thirty
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 am
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: rachel on March 26, 2022, 06:38:27 pm
Quote from: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 am
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: rachel on March 29, 2022, 01:22:02 am
I wish this had audio

https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/840816550524878859/958225110211362846/1648523754693.webm
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: vance on March 29, 2022, 08:12:21 pm
Quote from: rachel on March 26, 2022, 06:38:27 pm
Quote from: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 am
i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

i use the suppository like a tiny dildo before i shove it in
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: vance on March 11, 2023, 07:09:09 pm
i am so fucking farty right now i just smelt my chair and its coated in my fart essence
Title: Re: fart thread
Post by: rachel on March 14, 2023, 01:03:59 pm
Quote from: vance on March 20, 2022, 01:31:48 pm
god i love to fucking fart



RIP link rot, should have cached it on the wetfish homeserver 😢