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Title: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on March 24, 2017, 07:28:07 pm
A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist
?Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!?
At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.
?How old is this rock, pinhead??
The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied ?4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian?
?Wrong. It?s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real? then it should be an animal now?
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the ?poor? (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!
The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named ?Small Government? flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.
Semper Fi. p.s. close the borders
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on March 24, 2017, 08:59:27 pm
you are a fucking toilet. you are the shit stained toilet that people pee on to try and get the shit off but it doesn't come off even though the pee stream is really strong youre just ground into the porcelain like a shit reminder of the filth and shit of every filthy fucking toilet everywhere in the world. you are a shitty toilet pussy. you are the perennial turd, clutching to your life of shit and fetid, rancid stink, a pathetic dried fecal blob in the dirtiest bathroom in the dirtiest city in the world. you are a shit's shit. you are a fart molecule. even flies find you repulsive. you self-cannibalize, you eat the shit you have become. you are the ever-shiteating shit of the lowest gutter. shitass shithead!!!!
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on March 30, 2017, 05:03:39 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on March 30, 2017, 05:22:01 pm
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
The plug theory of antipersperant action as proposed by Reller and Luedders has gained wide acceptance as a model for the mechanism of antipersperant activity. In this model, the antipersperant active dissolves, then diffuses through and hydroyzes in the sweat duct to form an amorphous metal hydroxide that physically plugs the sweat duct
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 01, 2017, 10:54:39 pm
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23:43 <+what> when jews take over hollywood and the government, by only ever hooking up other jews, its called having strong cultural bonds 23:44 <+what> when whites do it they are called klan members 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> lol 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> true that 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> u speak truth bro
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 01, 2017, 11:47:51 pm
23:43 <+what> when jews take over hollywood and the government, by only ever hooking up other jews, its called having strong cultural bonds 23:44 <+what> when whites do it they are called klan members 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> lol 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> true that 23:48 <@RasAlGhoul> u speak truth bro
w h e w
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Yam on April 03, 2017, 02:36:22 am
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 04, 2017, 02:49:20 am
WELL the thing about doing art for a semi-living is that a Lot of the time, you dont get to pick the material youre drawing, and some of it can get Pretty Tedious, and you just gotta push through it anyway
the truth is a LOT of the time its not gonna be fun drawing, because it?ll feel like you can NEVER get anything right no matter how hard you rework something over and over and eventually you gotta compromise and you hate it BUT SOMETIMES when youve been drawing and struggling youll look back on something you did kinda recently and see HEY im a little bit better at this, a little bit quicker, and THATS one of the best feelings, i think, just personal growth
but then for all that in between teeth grinding where you hate drawing, draw what you LIKE. things youre actually interested in! dont force yourself to do things just BECAUSE you feel you need to, but definitely experiment when you want to branch out at your own pace, when it strikes you ! look out for inspiration and ideas wherever you can, and try not to ONLY ever do super serious pieces ! save some room for doodling too, for a place to not be afraid of making mistakes !
ANYWAY another really satisfying part of drawing is bringing something to Life, i guess, putting something out there that otherwise mightve left unseen, like a bunch of fruit dragons or someones streetpass mii in a donkey kong suit, but for a Lot of em its more just getting it finished and seeing peoples reactions. lotta people say draw for yourself and you should !! absolutely draw the things you love, but man i really like people liking things i make , ok, bury me in th e mud
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 04, 2017, 12:13:33 pm
Wetfish is a ragtag group of artists, programmers, friends, and dropout hippies dancing around with flaming hula hoops. We're not here to make friends, we're here to win. Wetfish is dedicated to showcasing the best the internet has to offer. A beacon of hope and truth, founded on the principles of love and freedom. Don't get the wrong idea, we won't force you to join the local co-op or make you sew your own clothes, we're just desperate for your attention.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 04, 2017, 07:02:44 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/753dad934cc8e5f33f4954bdf85a005c/tumblr_mh2g4jZkgn1s1fb38o1_540.jpg) LET?S DO A REVIEW OF LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH
WE GOT THIS SHIT AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT THANKS TO BERRY-SCENTED TUMBLR USER JENNYLOGGINS
I AM A HULKING, BURLY, MASCULINE MAN, SO USUALLY I USE OLD SPICE OR IRISH SPRING OR SOME MANLY SHIT LIKE THAT BUT TODAY I WAS OUT OF SOAP SO I USED THIS SHIT
FIRST OFF LET?S START WITH THE PACKAGING (https://68.media.tumblr.com/4c396e15f3074c431264402b109b5a15/tumblr_inline_mh2fke7MY01rcf7hx.jpg) THIS FUCKING RAINBOW-ASS UNICORN IS THERE IN THE SHOWER EVERY DAY, EVERY FUCKING DAY THIS LITTLE FAGGOT SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THAT SULTRY GAZE WHILE IM TRYING TO CLEAN MY VULNERABLE NAKED ASS (https://68.media.tumblr.com/e18bbccb7071986f947b6789e3be1fbe/tumblr_inline_mh2fmeMXEs1rcf7hx.jpg)
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rub me on your body
ALSO IT?S WORTH NOTING THAT THIS SHIT COMES WITH A WARNING NOT ONLY TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN BUT THAT PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN CAN GIVE YOU RASHES AND PROBABLY UNICORN HERPES OR SOME OTHER SHIT (https://68.media.tumblr.com/c660d3f2765fbacc879ce7a50f238af6/tumblr_inline_mh2fodgnWf1rcf7hx.jpg) IDK ABOUT YALL BUT LAST I CHECKED THE EXACT PURPOSE OF BODY WASH IS PROLONGED EXPOSURE TO YOUR SKIN SO THAT RIGHT THERE WAS A RED FLAG BUT I PROCEEDED, ALBEIT WITH PROPER PRECAUTION AS TO AVOID APPLYING AROUND MY EYES AS DIRECTED BY THE PACKAGING OF LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. ALSO IT SAYS TO KEEP IT OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE THEY ARE MARKETING THIS PRODUCT NOT FOR CHILDREN BUT FOR GROWN MEN SUCH AS MYSELF
I APPLIED A GENEROUS AMOUNT TO MY HANDS TO BEGIN THE CLEANING. (https://68.media.tumblr.com/ac8eaeb602c3c84451cb419313ea1d12/tumblr_inline_mh2ftolL9Z1rcf7hx.jpg)
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i?m so fucked up
AND THAT WAS WHEN THE MOST POTENT SMELL OF ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED BERRY I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED IN MY LIFE HIT ME LIKE A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE
I NEARLY FELL OVER IN THE SHOWER. IT WAS SO FUCKING BERRY. IT WAS LIKE I MADE SWEET LOVE TO AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC BERRY WOMAN AND DOVE NOSE-FIRST INTO HER GUSHING FRUITY LOINS. THERE WAS NO FURTHER DOUBT THAT THIS WAS INDEED LISA FRANK? BRAND BERRY-SCENTED BODY WASH. IT?S NO WONDER LISA FRANK?S ART IS ALL SO COLORFUL, SHE?S FUCKING HIGH AS BALLS HUFFING HER BERRY-ASS BODY WASH.
IT GOT ME CLEAN BUT I HAVE A HEADACHE FROM ALL THAT FUCKING BERRY. I UNDERSTAND THE WARNING LABEL NOW. THIS SHIT IS PROBABLY TOXIC TO SMALL CHILDREN, IT?LL BERRY THEIR FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO DEATH. DO NOT TRUST THAT SULTRY UNICORN. YOU SEE THE MILKY WHITE COLOR IT?S PROBABLY HIS SPOOGE IN THAT BOTTLE IT?S NOT EVEN BODY WASH I JUST CLEANED MYSELF WITH BUBBLY BERRY UNICORN BATTER
0/10 WOULD NOT BERRY AGAIN
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 05, 2017, 04:11:11 am
never trust anything that comes out of intuit's mouth. their financial mgmt softwares are inherently and inextricably linked to the desktop era. they've acquired mint.com and stalled/grounded the entire thing. they are as evil as microsoft, prism, or hitler.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: emilypi on April 05, 2017, 02:24:38 pm
Nani-desu did anata say about watashi, baka? Watashi?ll have anata know watashi graduated top of watashi's class in Japanese, and watashi?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on girls' panties, and watashi has over 300 confirmed catches. Watashi is trained in gorilla warfare and watashi is the top speakerr in the entire anime weeb forces. Anata is nothing to watashi but just another baka. Watashi'll wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this thread, mark watashi's words. Anata thinks anata can get away with saying that shit to watashi? Think again, baka. As we speak watashi is contacting my secret network of spies across the fandoms and anata's IP is being traced right now so anata better prepare for the rasengan, baka. The sharingan that wipes out the pathetic little thing anata calls anata's life. Anata's dead, baka. Watashi can be anywhere, anytime, and watashi can kill anata in over seven hundred kawaii ways, and that?s just with my getsuga tenshou. Not only is watashi extensively trained in bananya studies, but watashi has access to senbonzakura and watashi'll use the bankai to its full extent to anata off the face of the continent, baka. If only anata could have known what unholy retribution your little ?kawaii? comment was about to bring down upon anata, maybe anata would have held anata's fucking tongue. But anata couldn?t, anata didn?t, and now anata's paying the price, baka. Watashi'll end anata after gathering nana dragon balls. Anata's dead, baka.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 05, 2017, 08:56:54 pm
you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 06, 2017, 12:10:28 am
Florence + the Machine: Promoting Lesbianism and Spinsterism -Chuck D. Finley
In the 90′s the Liberal Lesbian Liberation WoMEN?s movement realized that they had converted all of the hippie girls they could to their way of thinking and realized they needed a new tactic to target newer young women. They realized that they could bring more young girls to their clam dabbling socialist sessions by promoting music to their masses. They enlisted pop music singer Sarah Machlaghlin to start the Lilith Fair.
It was named after the Jewish Witch that ate children. The Jews made up this myth to confuse Christians from believing in Jesus. As the old Jew wives tale goes. Lilith was the so called first wife of Adam, and God?s first attempt at making a woman. She turned out to be a naggy slut and Adam was so displease with her lippiness that he got God to kick her out and make a new wife for him, this second wive Eve was marginally successful but still doomed mankind to a life of sin and eventual damnation. This Lilith had to roam the land and came to eat the children of Man.
And this vile harpies of a woman is who the womens movement decided to pin their hopes to. Unfortunately it worked. The almost entire female population of Generation X, decided to slash off their hair and pick up a guitar and start whining about their feelings. Instantly birthrates in the country dropped as women thought they could do better. Men disgusted by the dirty hippie sluts of their age turned to video games. now the children that we have to day are the little emosexual children that come here and post disgusting little tirades about their favorite emo rockers that dress like women and scream like demons.
(https://i.imgur.com/lTH7f.jpg)
Enter a lanky flat chested English musician named Florence Welch, who has hair the color of the devils flesh. She sings like a siren drawing men to their deaths and women to a life of bare back scissoring. no woman can listen to this reincarnation of the devil Lilith and dream of marrying a man and carrying his child. Any woman that hears this wretched music wants to bury her head into Florence?s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings.
(http://i.imgur.com/1PR33ze.gif)
It is bad enough when they keep this kind of filth in their own country but now just as Susan Xenu has warned us the English are importing this sin across the world. Last Month Florence and her band ?The Machine? as she calls them, released their second album. It entered at number 1 in the UK and Irish charts, and reached the top 10 in the United States.
I took a copy of the album away from a teen girl on one of my church trips last week and gave it a listen. I was disgusted by the sounds of sin that I heard emanating from it. All of the songs were evil and vile but a few stood out to me ans even more sinful than the rest.
The most disturbing is the song ?Seven Devils?. In it she admits to being a nefarious under worldly beast from hell. She taunts Christians and the church of Christ.
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Holy water cannot help you now A thousand armies couldn?t keep me out I don?t want your money I don?t want your crowd See I have to burn Your kingdom down
They can keep me alive ?Til I tear the walls ?Til I slave your hearts And they take your souls And what have we done? Can it be undone? In the evil?s heart In the evil?s soul
Tell me that isn?t pure evil screaming at you right in your face! (https://i.imgur.com/sBIl4.jpg) In the song ?What the water gave me (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am6rArVPip8)? the devil woman sings about mocking Jesus Christ and the act of baptism that saves all sinners and cleanses us of the original sin and prepares us for a live of being a christian. If that isn?t bad enough she talks about her lover the pagan roman god Atlas having his way with her in the baptismal waters!
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And oh poor Atlas The world?s a beast of a burden You?ve been holding on a long time And all this longing And the ships are left to rust That?s what the water gave us
So lay me down Let the only sound Be the overflow Pockets full of stones
Lay me down Let the only sound Be the overflow
Of course the mocking of our lord and savior isn?t over. In the song ?Bedroom Hymns (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-vrYeVGGZ0)? she talks about building a pagan alter to be ravished on in the name of our lord in savior! What a jezabel! What a whore of Babylon!
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This is as good a place to fall as any We?ll build our altar here Make me your Maria I?m already on my knees
You had Jesus on your breath And I caught Him in mine Sweating out confessions The undone and the divine
This is his body, this is his love Such selfish prayers and I can?t enough, oh
Yeah, I can?t get enough
Spilt bitter tears, I did this for you Spilling over the aisle, the black and the blue The sweetest submission, drinking you in The wine and the women, the bedroom hymns
LORD HAVE MERCY! FORGIVE OUR TRESSPASSES AND WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESSPASS AGAINST US! BUT OH LORD. This devil woman is taxing my nerves! Why lord do you so entreat such an evil woman to exist?!?!
There is yet one more song from this new sinful album, so sinful that it mocks the lord in it;s title ?ceremonials?, this last song is called ?Only if for a night?. By they title you can already tell it is gonna be a doosie! In it she talks about a lesbian tryst with her gay woman lover. As usual I must ask any women children or the unsaved to leave the room for you read any further.
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she was there all pink and gold and glittering I threw my arms around her legs Came to weeping, Came to weeping? It was all so strange, And so surreal, That a ghost should be so practical? And my body was loosened, I was set alight, But you came over me like some holy light, And although I was burning, You?re the only light Only if for a night
What in Gods name is this slut trying to tell our impressionable young women? That it is Okay to be a lesbian whore? That it is okay to clam dabble? That sticking your tongue in the holiest of a woman?s holies is a perfectly fine thing to do? How many more generations of women do we have to turn into Jeanine Garafalos? How many more young women have to be lost to a life of sin and being unmarried? Do what is right and keep this filth from your young girls. (http://i.imgur.com/hfWvl.jpg)
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 08, 2017, 08:14:50 pm
Sounds like you need an injection of discipline into your life.
>stop wanking/watching porn >start meditating >start exercising >eat well >stop using drugs or drinking to excess if you currently partake in either >put yourself in situations outwith your comfort zone
Remember, there is no silver bullet when it comes to social ineptitude (at least not in the long term). Social anxiety is not an illness and you shouldn't treat it as such, unless of course you are legit medically diagnosed autist, which you almost certainly are not.
Social anxiety is the product of a perennially insipid lifestyle. If you're going through the motions without making any concerted effort to stimulate endorphin production, don't be surprised when your sense of self-worth plummets to absolute zero and you're incapable of interacting with other human beings as a result.
Social media and the 'chon are full of degenerate mouthbreathing narcissists that have been locked in their room watching anime and wanking into socks since the age of thirteen. They bleat about their inability to interact with other human beings as if they're the undeserving victim of some divine affliction. This sort of attitude is the result of a perverse and distinctly modern ego-centrism, remember that your circumstances are not exceptional and that it is well within the purview of your volition to improve your social capabilities.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 11, 2017, 11:17:51 am
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldn?t be counted late. I mean, that?s a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning ?Look who?s late? face, and walks on inside.
What he didn?t know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like ?Fuck it? and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.
He did a double take, started to say ?How the hell d?? when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed ?STOP DOING THAT!? (https://wiki.wetfish.net/late)
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 14, 2017, 02:44:41 am
Hello, I hope you week is going well! I am looking to meet some new people for a FWB type of situation. Figured why not be upfront and see if anyone is interested. Let me know if you are? If not that's fine just let me know and I will not pester you. Hope to hear from you.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 14, 2017, 02:48:47 am
Hey there. I assume you are not interested since you did not respond. I will not pester you again if I do not hear back from you in the next few days. If I don't good luck in you search!
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 14, 2017, 03:30:13 pm
After doing some background research, the sad part about Joe Bernstein is that this kind of yellow journalism should be far below him.
His father was a lawyer for the US Department of Justice, he grew up in a million dollar home, he went to an expensive prep school, then graduated and went to an even more expensive private university. His parents likely spent over half a million on his education alone. He is the embodiment of privilege.
Yet what should read like the early history of a journalist who now spends his days uncovering government corruption, or providing a voice for the downtrodden, is instead that of a man who uses his position at Buzzfeed to attack artists and comedians who dare go against the status quo. This is what all that money and education was leading up to? Making petty appeals to Time Warner in an effort to have people fired?
He does this in between writing hard-hitting pieces like Sonos To Add Amazon Alexa Voice Control In 2017 or 8 Reasons Why You Might Quit Pok?mon Go. The first instinct is to despise him, but really, we should pity him.
His is the story of a boring rich kid, who grew up to be a boring writer, who now uses his meager position to attack genuinely original and creative people. Is it any wonder he resents Sam? His money and privilege can never buy him what Sam has managed to achieve through sheer work and determination. So he does what any miserable person does, which is to try to tear down that which he cannot have.
Poor Joe Bernstein.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 17, 2017, 01:41:11 pm
the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ?hang on, doesn?t milk soothe chilli burns? it does? and i couldn?t google because i couldn?t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn?t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don?t really cook much.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 17, 2017, 04:20:49 pm
the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ?hang on, doesn?t milk soothe chilli burns? it does? and i couldn?t google because i couldn?t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn?t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don?t really cook much.
hahahaha HOLY SHIT
what a story
for real though one time I accidentally rubbed some pepper oil under my nose / lip and it burned so bad I had to put my nose in a glass of milk
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 20, 2017, 11:45:27 pm
What we grew up believing to be "news" was actually just sway pieces meant to push public opinion in one direction or another. (Operation Mockingbird). Nowadays people are increasingly getting news from sites like Reddit and Facebook. Elites want to maintain control over public sentiment, so it's predictable that this would happen. After controlling money and military, public opinion is the third most important thing to maintaining power.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 21, 2017, 03:01:56 am
homosexuality IS god?s gift to windows Server 2012
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Post by: rachel on April 21, 2017, 06:10:13 am
Hi!
You got me very interested. I would really like to know you closer! I want to communicate with you and learn about your interests, hobbies. I hope for mutual understanding and possible reciprocity.
Actually, I would like to meet and talk with an interesting and nice man!
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 21, 2017, 06:10:35 am
What's up, Big Boy?
My name is Violette, what's yours? I can not wait to meet you in private. I was going to have a nice talk with you in chat but you had gone offline.
May I ask you to write me a few words some day? Trust me, it's going to be lots of fun. I'll be waiting for your letter...
Do not respond to this message, reply to address https://chat.wetfish.net
Love and kisses, Violette
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 07, 2017, 03:28:33 pm
i want knowing of the usefulness of this file as being read as a jpeg
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Post by: rachel on May 11, 2017, 01:00:38 am
bighugejake1 hour ago In the comments: 1) Where's Canada? 2) AP World History Exam takers 3) such popularity, very trending 4) Quotes from the video we all just watched 5) Normies who don't get the video 6) watched this on drugs!! lmao 420 XD
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Post by: redheron on May 12, 2017, 05:36:34 pm
the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn?t spell anything
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Post by: rachel on May 16, 2017, 12:09:12 am
lmao this is pure gold.
You should've travelled to Thailand if you're looking for sex vacation. It's a whole lot cheaper.
You're 32 and have never had girlfriend. So you think travelling to Tokyo, which is pretty much flooded with white men will get you laid? Lmao there might be a couple of gaijin hunters on the lookout but given the fact that you travel to the other side of the planet to get some tells me that they'll rather go for the better looking ones.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 17, 2017, 02:32:24 pm
the real takeaway from both fyre festival and the cask of amontillado is that you can lure rich people anywhere by promising them exclusive access to an expensive luxury
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 18, 2017, 12:25:18 am
disney built the biggest and most expensive animatronic ever in their history (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Orxwn2ldg6o/VF_2H36p_fI/AAAAAAAAGEg/Udt7t9keIEE/s1600/7.jpg) and then built a mountain around it and it BROKE a couple of months after the ride opened and it?s impossible to fix it without dismantling the entire mountain structure and that?s honestly the most hilarious verified disney fact? ever
the second most hilarious being that the chum animatronic on the finding nemo ride at epcot used to pop out of the barrel to scare guests but one time a cast member was walking past it during an opening/closing procedure and it popped out and smacked them clean in the face so now it?s turned off permanently
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Post by: redheron on May 18, 2017, 02:31:06 pm
Quote
* Anonymous has joined <fishy> and then he came in me although he was supposed to pull out <solo> i don't believe it <solo> where is the cum-trail * Anonymous has quit (Quit: Page closed)
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Post by: redheron on May 22, 2017, 11:32:36 am
You can?t spell ?advertisements? without semen between the tits
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Post by: redheron on May 24, 2017, 05:44:30 pm
Someone: why is startrek pandering to sjws now!!
Me entering the room with a glass fresh ice tea: every series in the star trek franchise has embraced radically progressive ideas. its simply that over time, mainstream ideals began to match theirs, until these radical ideas were nothing more than the standard. Every series from TOS to Enterprise has been met with conservative backlash and years from now, the new generation will look back at discovery and think how anyone could have possibly seen it as progressive, if not a little out-dated, the same way we look back at TOS.
Me, finishing my ice tea and leaving the room, but i look back and stare directly into the camera: this struggle between old vs. new transcends all barriers and is rooted in the very core of human nature. Shifting new to be our old is part of progress, it is a cycle non of us can escape.
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Post by: rachel on May 31, 2017, 12:48:05 am
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Post by: redheron on May 31, 2017, 11:12:19 am
Whenever I watch anime I?m basically always on guard for bullshit fan service no matter how far i?m in because anime was a mistake. So when the always suitably dressed train technician/driver said she was ?releasing pressure limits? and began to take her coat off i was like oh god here comes the poor excuse to show her boobs? (https://68.media.tumblr.com/4270aeb0849e3bef2bbf0bc760ba4ce8/tumblr_o7g7obaL9l1qh8t5wo1_1280.png)(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4c317b94e91eaf64452415bf5818037d/tumblr_o7g7obaL9l1qh8t5wo2_1280.png) (https://68.media.tumblr.com/dded50a1397f4cec5225dfd73976061f/tumblr_o7g7obaL9l1qh8t5wo3_r1_1280.png)
BUT I WAS WRONG HERE COMES AN EXCUSE TO SHOW OFF HER RIPPLING MUSCLES HOLY SMOKES 😍👌👌👌🙏
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 31, 2017, 11:13:15 am
will there ever be anything more timelessly funnier on this site than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they?re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 31, 2017, 11:11:55 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 01, 2017, 12:32:59 am
Timeline:
DEA agent robs Ross Ulbritcht while posing as a programmer working for a bitcoin bank. Estimated value of ~100k
DEA agent makes hitman profile, approaches Ross Ulbritcht, offers to kill programmer. Ross declines, but eventually agrees after being offered multiple times.
DEA agent collects payment for hit (on himself). Also scams multiple non-illegal businesses to the tune of ~350-500k.
DEA agent tells Ross that he was a DEA agent the whole time. Extorts Ross for 770k in bitcoin over several months by threatening to report him to the agency.
DEA agent submits evidence to the rest of the DEA that Ross hired "someone" to kill him while he was working as a programmer. Does not disclose that he is also the hitman.
Ross is arrested on initial drug/murder-for-hire charges.
Prosecution against Ross finds out about DEA agent. Drops murder charges. Issues a gag order preventing Ross from presenting this evidence in his defense. Technically "kinda" legal because he isn't charged with murder, so it can't be entrapment for a crime he isn't being prosecuted for.
DEA agent gets 6.5 years in jail and a fine for ~20-50% of the money he stole in the above bullet points.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 01, 2017, 12:37:27 am
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said ?you know she has a crush on you right?? and he was like ?man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward?
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 03, 2017, 07:47:42 am
According to NASA?s policies, it is forbidden for members of the crew to engage in sex in space.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 04, 2017, 02:28:35 pm
Introduction
After working with children for many years, I have been able to directly and indirectly examine the beliefs, paradigms, and perceptions of children in American culture. When I was working on my bachelor?s degree, I remember my college professor brought up the fact that many teachers oppose Roald Dahl books such as Matilda or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory because they paint adults as evil and unwise and children as innocent and wise. At the time, I thought this concept was a little ridiculous, and it even irritated me. Was isn?t it true, after all? Over the years, I have examined this concept further and further, and I am starting to believe that there is a purposeful inversion of the adult vs. the child in our society. I want to examine this inversion, its possible causes, and its possible implications and consequences in this post. For the purpose of this post, I am using children to identify ages from 3ish to 16ish.
Treating Children as Little Adults
More and more, our society is treating children as if they are tiny adults, capable of adult decisions. This really, really bothers me, especially as a teacher.
More and more, parents fear disciplining children for a variety of reasons. Some want to be their children?s friends, some fear upsetting children, and some feel that children do not need the guidance of adults to learn lessons.
Why is it that many parents are having more difficulty separating themselves from their children? For example, more are treating their children as their friends:
Not only does there appear to be a problem in parents creating boundaries with their children, but it also seems that children are being exposed to increasingly adult concepts at earlier ages, and moreover, they are being allowed to make increasingly adult decisions.
This can go in many directions, but I wanted to focus on a few key areas:
1) Parents are saying children can identify their gender as early as 3:
5) Kids are actually facing addiction to technology. http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/05/tech-addiction-is-digital-heroin-for-kids-turning-children-into-screen-junkies-6363567/
Why is this acceptable? When were kids ?addicted? to items in the past? This is disturbing.
6) Kids are growing up faster/hitting puberty faster.
This topic could go in a lot of directions, and I would love to hear your thoughts.
There is something odd about all of these links, and again, while this post can go in many directions, I want to ask, why are we treating children as if they are tiny adults? Or is it better to say that the boundary between children and adult is becoming murkier?
One may argue that perceptions of children have changed over time, and that is absolutely true. To keep this post to the point, however, I want to focus on more modern views of children and a ?shift? that has occurred in the past century or so. Kimberly Reynolds writes,
?Some, however, did not see childhood as a state to be hurried through in order to achieve adulthood. The 19th century saw the development of what is sometimes called the Cult of Childhood, with adults exultantly celebrating childhood in texts and images. The connections with the Romantic ideal of childhood are clear, but many writers of the ?Golden Age? of children?s literature (beginning in the 1860s with Charles Kingsley?s The Water-Babies, 1863, and Lewis Carroll?s Alice?s Adventures in Wonderland, 1865) went further, even expressing a longing themselves to be children once more.?
?In the 19th century, the American world consisted of children and adults. Most Americans tried their best to allow their children to enjoy their youth while they were slowly prepared for the trials and tribulations of adulthood. Although child labor practices still existed, more and more states were passing restrictions against such exploitation. The average number of years spent in school for young Americans was also on the rise. Parents were waiting longer to goad their youngsters into marriage rather than pairing them off at the tender age of sixteen or seventeen. In short, it soon became apparent that a new stage of life ? the TEENAGE phase ? was becoming a reality in America. American adolescents were displaying traits unknown among children and adults. Although the word teenager did not come into use until decades later, the teenage mindset dawned in the 1920s.? http://www.ushistory.org/us/46c.asp
Still, even with this ?invention? of teenage years, one can still argue that children are losing their childhoods, and being forced to grow up faster and faster, acting more like tweens, teenagers, and adults.
Vanity and Youth
Meanwhile, adults seem to be acting more like children. Could it be that this strange ?Cult of Childhood? is more about living through our children, or could it, perhaps, be even deeper? Is this newer ?obsession? with children directly correlated with our fear of death and our obsession with immortality?
It is probably impossible to deny that our society places huge value on looking young, feeling young, and bringing out our inner child. If we ?live through our children? and treat them as mini-adults, are we extending our youth?
How many parents do you know who seem to be obsessed with updating every aspect of their children?s lives on social media, as if they do not have lives of their own? Still, even for those who do not have children, many want to live as though they are forever young.
Through social media, are we able to maintain this ?youthful? sort of presence, by not only living through children, but presenting our live as exciting, adventurous, and energetic? We can select the perfect photos, the perfect words, and the perfect attitudes we present to the world. We can eternalize ourselves and forever maintain "youth" online, or if at least not youth, than perhaps immortality?
In our society, aging is generally villifed, and Americans have a preoccupation with staying young:
This article points out,
?Throughout the advance in technology the quest to remain young has accelerated at warp speed. Why, when previously gray hair and wrinkles coincided with patience, self-awareness and wisdom? As Hannibal Lecter told Clarice in 'Silence of the Lambs', "We begin by coveting what we see every day."
So there appears to be two things going on here. People?s treatment of children is more and more adult-like, and at the same time, adults seem obsessed with preservation of youth. Does there seem to be some type of inversion or flip of our childhood/adulthood schemas?
Wisdom Wasted on the Wise
On a philosophical level, are we ?losing? the lessons of the wise in the quest for youth and immortality?
If you are not familiar, Tuck Everlasting is a pretty famous novel about a family that chooses to live forever. It is a great book that I love to read with my 6th graders, and the ultimate theme seems to be that the cycle of life is important ? there is a time and necessity for all parts of life.
To quote the bible:
A Time for Everything 3 There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens: 2 a time to be born and a time to die, a time to plant and a time to uproot, 3 a time to kill and a time to heal, a time to tear down and a time to build, 4 a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, 5 a time to scatter stones and a time to gather them, a time to embrace and a time to refrain from embracing, 6 a time to search and a time to give up, a time to keep and a time to throw away, 7 a time to tear and a time to mend, a time to be silent and a time to speak, 8 a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace.
Have we arrived at a point in our society where we fear to examine the moral necessity of death or aging? Are we losing the ability to think about ourselves beyond our physical selves? As our society continually moves toward technological innovation and evolution, are we losing a sense of any level of existential or spiritual thought, understanding, or philosophy?
Unfortunately, it is probably not a surprising that the elderly, especially in America, are not valued as they once were. According to this article, ?Our fixation on youth culture has left the elderly out in the cold.?
In our quest to for eternal youth, will we forget the lessons and values that come with age and death? Or are we already forgetting?
Sexualizing Children
This is not really new; however, I am more surprised that this part of our society is just swept under the rug. On top of some of the links I have already posted, there is a disturbing trend in the sexualization of children.
1) Teachers say sexualization of children increasing:
Disturbingly, at the same time, there seems to be more and more in regards to acceptance of pedophilia. I am not saying that pedophilia is widely accepted yet, but there seems to be a disturbing trend in the ?pedophilia is just like any other sexual identity? movement.
Could it be that this movement of treating children as tiny adults could eventually lead to the idea that children can consent to pedophilia? You may think this sounds crazy, but the other day I was downvoted like crazy on Reddit when I said children cannot consent to sex ? ever. Are ?they? trying to push our views of children, consent, and sexuality to a greyer area here? The murkier the boundaries become between adult and child, the murkier sexual boundaries will likely become.
After all, many believe pedophilia is a sexual identity, not a disorder:
Moreover, there are countless examples of the endorsement of pedophilia in pop culture ? where the concept of pedophilia is spun in a more positive light. I could probably give thousands of examples of this, but I think a more compelling argument would be to look at YouTube and what it endorses. There are some disturbing channels on YouTube that seem to be ?geared? for children?
The conspiracy here seems to be invert our views about children, making them seem older, wiser, and capable of adult decisions - that way, eventually, it will be said that all types of love are good, and children are just as capable of consent as they are of anybody of any age. Ever heard of "Heart Progress"?
Conclusion
This is a complex post that can go in many directions. Ultimately, I am trying to get readers to see that there seems to be a disturbing shift in the way we treat children today vs. maybe 20 or 30 years ago.
Working with children, I feel that many have lost their youth. They dress more and more sexually provocative at younger ages, and their social media presence often occupies most of their free time. Why does a 11 year old feel the need to post a selfie on Instagram to get hundreds of likes?
A few weeks ago, I made a post about the world feeling "upside down", and really, this is just an expansion of this post. Every day, I feel like we are forced to believe that this is all just progress, but are we just more desensitized?
As always, it takes me a long time to write these posts, and it is ultimately about discussion. I really would love to hear your thoughts. Please do not downvote me because you disagree. Rather, tell me your thoughts and opinions!
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 04, 2017, 02:35:25 pm
im not reading that giant fuckoff wall of text for a laugh
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 04, 2017, 11:58:02 pm
im not reading that giant fuckoff wall of text for a laugh
It's not for a laugh.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 05, 2017, 02:37:08 am
- Walk in on parents having a heated debate. - Am worried for a bit. Are they fighting? - Realize parents are having a heated debate on whether or not goats can climb trees. - Immediately side with mom, because I know goats can fuckin climb fucking ANYTHING because I remember the ?crave that mineral (http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/028/goaty1.PNG)? meme with the goat on the vertical cliff face apparently levitating to achieve the mineral it craves. - who fuckin says the internet never taught me anything - Dad has to leave to go back to work. Leaves convinced that no, goats can?t climb trees, they?re goats, they stay on the ground. - Once he?s gone, youtube search ?Moroccan Tree Goats.? Find self-explanatory video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M) of several goat up in a fuckin tree like some Dr. Seuss shit. - Mom looks at me like it?s the proudest she?s ever been of me in her life, including my university graduation - She emails it to him. At work. My dad will get a video of Moroccan goats screaming in a tree at his place of business, with the subject line ?I TOLD YOU SO.? - Mom triumphantly yells to the empty house, ?THIS IS WHY PEOPLE IN THE BIBLE THOUGHT GOATS WERE THE DEVIL.? - Another ordinary day in my house.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 05, 2017, 04:09:48 am
Man okay when I got my wisdom teeth out it was a fucking experience. Before the surgery wasn?t too interesting but as soon as I woke up I saw the nurse next to me and was all like ?hey? i think? i died? and now I?m in a parallel universe? and i gotta go back to my house and kill the me from this universe? and he was just kinda like ?alright, you do that?. And then the other nurse kept going in and out of the room to get things and I thought there was like 5 of her that kept coming out of the room, and then so when she was wheeling me out in a wheelchair I was like ?damn? why are there so many of you? there?s like 5 many of you? and she was just kinda like ?alright, you do that?.
Anyway I got to the car and my dad was there and he was like ?how ya feeling son? in the dadliest way possible and I was like ?MAN I AM PUMPED LETS GET SOME JUICE I?M STARVED? so we drove about 3 blocks to a jamba juice, whereupon I say ?I?m good I can do this? and run/drunkstumble 30 feet to the door. I burst in the door like a viking returning from some fucking battle and holler ?WHATS UP FUCKS? to everyone in the store, which was thankfully just the 2 people behind the counter, who looked probably as scared/confused as a jamba juice employee could look.
So anyway, as my dad explained the situation I looked up at the jamba juice menu and was utterly fucking lost in it. Like I swear I was looking at this menu board for a year, deciphering this Rosetta stone of fruits. I distinctly remember that I was looking at each item in a smoothie, thinking of how it tasted, then moving on to the next thing and thinking of how that tasted, and how they would taste together. Since most smoothies had 3 or 4 items, this took some thinking. So my dad sees me in this extreme brain blast state of mind and says ?hey are you going to order or what?. Keep in mind I?m on the first fucking smoothie on the list here. So I just say ?shush man I?m trying to do fruit science?, and then when I realized that this process could take literal years, I just said ?yeah give me a smooth regular? which for the uninitiated, isn?t actually a real thing on any menu. Oh, also I asked them if the ?boosted? smoothies would give me super powers and then pointed my fingers at them and made ?lightning noises?.
So my dad just orders me the first thing on the menu and I go to sit down and stare out the window or some shit and my thoroughly amused dad just looks at me and says ?how ya feelin??. Now at this time I was feeling a lot of things, but most noticeable to me was the gauze in my mouth, so I just look at him and say ?there?s these fuckin? tiny sheep in my head? which at the time was the best way I had to convey this feeling. Anyway about that time, the jamba juice guy brings us our drinks and he gives me a small thing of mario kart stickers and I swear I almost cried from the tsunami of emotion that gift made me feel (I still have them).
Anyway the rest of the story is we drove home and I explained this programming project I was working on to my dad in perfect detail somehow and then I came home and went on facebook and posted a comment on my friends status (because I couldn?t find the status update bar) that read: ?i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone in a jambo juice?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 05, 2017, 01:04:14 pm
?ugh these characters just feel like someone?s OCs :///?
buddy i have some news about all of fiction
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Post by: rachel on June 20, 2017, 01:54:11 pm
repair table Wiki.Wiki_Pages quick;
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 23, 2017, 12:15:30 am
you were a red furred temmie wearing a shirt of the red heron you've drawn before, with your exact voice waiting by a mailbox by an italian place called "PAISAN'S!" with an excalamation point somewhere in the middle of the desert outside Reno because after finding a mailbox on a random mountain outside of NYC, you told me the "Truth was somewhere familiar outside Reno." I remember you got excited like a temmie face shaking and all when you came closer to helping me discover the truth and being about to open the mailbox with your extendo-paw you said "Hoi! Are you ready to face the truth?" and I just nodded. your tempaws extended and opened the mailbox and then I got sucked into a void as if I were remembering something. I had a flashback of turning into skeletor at night and realizing just how much I love different forms of pasta, and undyne in like a stereotypical italian chef outfit teaching me how to make spaghetti and cannolis calling me a "Spaghetti preparing pretty boy priss" laughing uncontrollably saying even Glass Joe from Punch Out could kick my ass lolololololol. The dream ended with coming out of this sudden flashback in the restaurant eating spaghetti, and then you tapping on my shoulder with your extendo tempaw saying "Hoi! See, I knew you'd rememember paisanoskeleton!" while Undyne turned out to be the waiter and "tripped" and threw a plate of lasagna in my face while laughing like a madwoman because she thought that was funny lmao
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 24, 2017, 01:56:57 pm
I showed this to my bf and I've never seen him make a face so disgusted
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 29, 2017, 10:48:31 pm
Don?t feel bad if you?re sensitive to negative feedback because apparently after one particular bad review Hans Christian Andersen was found just sobbing while lying face down in the dirt
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 29, 2017, 11:13:21 pm
Okay so, I did this, kind of. In junior year of high school I was taking History of the Americas (very very hard tests, like at least one person is guaranteed to cry). So one day I had one of these tests when I was /sick as hell/. Like I woke up and could not breathe through my nose. Everything was snot and headache and I know it?s gross, but like I?m trying to convey how desperate the times were. I went to take a DayQuil, but could only find NyQuil in the house. So i was like ?fuck it, there?s no way this could be worse. ha. Anyway i take this and get to class and like already im about to pass out so during my independent study I go out and get a coffee and a five hour energy. Thinking like ?okay I?ll die, but it should balance out for a bit.? And it did, initially. But then. As soon as I walk in the doors to class, it hit and I?m looking at my friend and he?s like ?did you smoke, your pupils are like fucking quarters? and I?m like ?o no.? So the test starts and my brain is feeling like that substance that?s like both a liquid and a substance simultaneously. And the test format is like this huge paper. So I get going on it, and here?s what happened:
-I wrote six pages front and back in 45 minutes -I felt like I could ?zoom in? ?zoom out? my vision -I asked one girl if I could borrow a pen three times and she was freaked out so I had three pens on my desk -after the test I crashed HARD in the physics room and they had to push me out of a chair to wake me up -but like, I got an A on the test. So I?m not saying try it, but
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 30, 2017, 11:49:09 am
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said ?woah God did a nice job on that one? and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes ?I?m allowed to look at the menu I just can?t order?
Title: i read the giant fuckoff post
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 30, 2017, 12:14:06 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 02, 2017, 03:18:10 pm
so i went to a family reunion and found one of my dude cousins is engaged to a stupid bitch
he asked me if AI would ever be like humans
i said what does that mean
we talked about AI is already a lot like humans
but he said no, like, can it tell right from wrong?
i said can you?
and I asked him (and this whole time I'm also trying to include his fiancee, we'll call them Alice and Bob) the trolley problem. If you have a train, headed towards five people on the track, and you can put it onto a siding by pulling a swithc, do you pull the switch?
The original question has "but then it hits just one person" but i left that out to establish a baseline that he would, actually, do something with no negative consequences.
Bob said he would Alice said she wouldn't
I said there's no downside, you get this? She said she wouldn't pull the switch and walk away.
Bob talked for Alice a lot, and talked over me to explain certain concepts. It was.. really creepy and weird.
Also they've dated for a year and change (a year and a half is standard courtship time in this community) and are saving themselves for marriage.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 05, 2017, 11:04:32 pm
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/e9d0586eea35bcd9eca7f0f5d9f36a47/tumblr_nral5wqSQR1sbfrero1_540.jpg) buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 11, 2017, 09:33:13 pm
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 12, 2017, 12:14:07 am
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city. Either way I haven't done it in years but every now and then I catch myself gazing wistfully at a flock of birds, cock throbbing and waiting for them to land close to me.
wow ...
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 12, 2017, 12:18:39 am
It was a facebook comment on a video what linked in #freefish xDD
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 12, 2017, 02:22:55 am
me, crouched down in front of my tomato plants, examining a pattern of insect bites on their lower leaves: i?m going to fucking kill whoever did this. i?m going to kill them for you. don?t worry, babies. I?m going to murder every single son of a bitch who ever got a mouthful of you. they?ll die screaming
my neighbor, who i did not realize was also outside, standing behind the fence: oh! okay. you?re talking to the plants. okay.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 14, 2017, 01:33:17 am
me, a furry lawyer: *glomps you x3* why did you kill her
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: flaretta on July 14, 2017, 04:09:11 pm
I am sorry to be the baron of bad news, but you seem buttered, so allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Irregardless, make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts, instead of making a half-harded effort. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 15, 2017, 01:03:02 am
The fact that this language is at a point where ?I don?t care? and ?behold the field in which I grow my fucks? mean exactly the same thing blows my mind sometimes
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 16, 2017, 11:55:55 am
im angry that "owned lol" is now common slang
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 18, 2017, 02:30:12 am
You are probably boring so you should at least be able to have a conversation. I would rather talk on the phone than text so it's sad that nobody here can hold a conversation. I know how chicks are on their phones.
Do not message me if you are not at least average in the looks department. Today alone I seen a chick who looked like Chris Farley and another that looked like eggman. Do not message me if you're highly attractive because I don't deal with high maintenance women and I'm not your piggy bank. Do not message me if you have children, I refuse to raise somebody else's cumstain and again I am not your piggy bank.
Do not message me if you were a slut in the past. Shopping for a woman is like shopping for a car. Ideally we all want a new one, but if you have to settle for a used one obviously you want the one with lower mileage.
You should probably be shorter than me. Also preferably younger. You do not have to be smart and actually I would prefer you weren't because I want a woman who brings a different perspective to the table.
I am not looking for a woman who thinks she can boss me around. I am however looking for someone who is emotionally supportive and can help keep me in check when I lose my cool.
I like to get absorbed in projects and have a tendency to ignore you, so if you're persistent in getting the attention you want that helps.
You can't expect me to do everything for you. A relationship is a two way street.
Don't message me if you aren't loyal. I'll drop you instantly.
I'm not going to talk about myself. Do a little work to find out for yourself if you're good for anything.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 20, 2017, 12:39:16 am
madness is not pure error; it is nature's dissatisfaction with genius.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 20, 2017, 04:23:09 pm
There is a combination of keys, probably involving shift+ alt+control +something else, that turns your screen on its side. Humans cannot do this -- it is only achievable by a cat walking across the keyboard.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 21, 2017, 01:15:37 am
when I was 16 or so I was a real big anti SJW shithead and as a result of that I had a falling out with someone who I previously considered a dear friend, it was entirely my fault and pretty recently I decided to look them up and maybe apologize and see how they?re doing? apparently they?re drawing Malcolm in the Middle incest now and sometimes god burns bridges for your own good
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 22, 2017, 02:24:27 am
☑ rekt ☐ not rekt
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 27, 2017, 11:05:16 am
The Latin word for raisin is ?uva passa? which literally means ?a grape that has suffered,? and tell me that isn?t the best shit ever
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on July 28, 2017, 08:18:29 am
Kids are like farts. I only like mine; others are disgusting.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 31, 2017, 02:49:43 pm
So much of what women do is "unnoticeable," until they stop doing it. Then it's very clear.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 02, 2017, 11:29:38 pm
I saw someone fly backwards off a treadmill today and I was laughing so hard I fell off the crosstrainer which made the girl next to me laugh so hard that she slipped off hers and it was 7:30 in the morning and there were just 3 of us sitting on the floor of the gym crying with laughter and in varying degrees of pain
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: h on August 04, 2017, 04:37:36 am
My passions are shopping, wine and being gorgeous 👠👸. If you're not 6'5 dont talk to me. I won't message you first. Not looking for hookups. No facial hair. Idk why my profile says 21 im 73. Don't ask me on a date if you're broke 💵💰. If you can't handle me at my worst you dont deserve me at my best. 😤🖑 Sushi and pumpkin spiced lattes ❤. No butt stuff on the first date. It's hard being a single mom. Or so i'm told, I dont have kids.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 08, 2017, 04:26:51 pm
I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.
Up to this point, I?d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them ?would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass?, so it?s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.
In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but ?proper? Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out ?next guy that shoots is gay?. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 09, 2017, 03:34:26 pm
*looks down, says in a quiet voice* Hey um, anyone else think that we, the straight people, are getting smaller and smaller in numbers? I mean? I?m not against any other sexuality but?I just feel like we are getting attacked right now?what I mean is, some homphobes just don?t like it, and gay people can?t seem to respect that. We respect u, now it?s ur turn to rescpect us. *runs away and hides because the online world is a scary place anyway*
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 10, 2017, 02:48:36 pm
[kicks open a saloon door, everyone turns to see a wanted bandit with bloodsoaked cowboy boots and chaps, I spit perfectly into a spittoon, adjust my belt and tip my hat and say loudly for the whole bar to hear] alright, which one of you city slickers is gay enough to date me
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 11, 2017, 01:27:55 pm
My name is mike I was a CIA prototype. Titled C 9"Codename: stunner The mission was to genetically create an intellectually and physically superior male prototype Unfortunately the program became too successful and was forced to terminate after I registered unusually high levels of sexiness and became self aware. Now this weapon of mass stimulation has been unleashed on the general female population. You have been warned.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 11, 2017, 10:49:34 pm
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I?ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I?ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I?m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You?re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that?s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little ?clever? comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn?t, you didn?t, and now you?re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You?re fucking dead, kiddo. (https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n7khjlu1N41qc51mjo1.mp3)
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on August 11, 2017, 10:50:38 pm
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer?s head. There?s also Rick?s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they?re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn?t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick?s existential catchphrase ?Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,? which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev?s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I?m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon?s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pitythem. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It?s for the ladies? eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they?re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 22, 2017, 05:21:43 pm
Many of you, the wetfish community, are /b/tards. You like acting dumb on the internet and that's ok.
The imageboard script is almost complete! You can currently upload images and talk about them, however the thumbbails do not show up and you can not reply. But that's not much of a problem, hell, I've even located the last remaining problem and know exactly how to fix it. This problem will probably take less than an hour to fix, and once I have finished it there isn't much left. Sure, I still have to update the reply script but that'll be easy, all I need to do for that is copy, paste, and edit a few lines from the main source, no big deal.
I am sure by now you're thinking, "why are you writing this if it will only take an hour?" and my responce to that is, "sorry, I have to go to school. :(".
With that said, you should expect the imageboard to be completed tonight (for real this time), ready for you, all of you, to post images, memes, and laugh together.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 28, 2017, 01:08:25 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/ZzneL7el.png)
I would say there have been several (perhaps one, perhaps dozens, maybe even hundreds?) of advanced civilizations before our current one. I would say humans have evolved into their current biological form much faster than is currently believed and have been subject to a rising and falling of civilizations for perhaps millions of years.
Of course I cannot know for sure, this is simply my theory from reading books and watching documentaries that talk about alternative historic perspectives and various archeological discoveries (groundbreaking discoveries) that have been completelly left out and ignored by modern historians.
A theory I've read in a book recently regarding objects like these (advanced mathematics and physics engraved in rocks) states that these were ways of our ancient advanced ancestors of conveying their scientific breakthroughs to us. Supporting this theory - there have been tablets found in South/Central America that have engraved within them pictures of human like beings doing things that seem similar to surgery and even attempt to describe the biology of long extinct species, such as dinosaurs (which could even mean an advanced human civilization coexisted with dinosaurs once).
Perhaps even the Moon itself, a most unnatural satellite to our planet has been built by past human civilizations.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on September 03, 2017, 09:49:40 pm
If a fraction of self-proclaimed anarchists practiced what they preached, this planet would be in a way better situation already.
So tired of listetning to all you hypocrites fucking excuses to keep living like statetheists, paying taxes, getting licences, marrying, supporting politicians, borders, spanking and religions, and even putting your own offspring through systematic statetheist brainwashing. You are fucking disgusting.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 08, 2017, 01:08:00 am
Please do not declaw your clowns
Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 09, 2017, 11:10:32 am
I grew pumpkins in my back garden this summer. They covered the entire space, but only one of the flowers turned into an actual pumpkin. I've cared for that one pumpkin for two months, turning it occasionally, brushing off dirt from rainstorms, and just generally enjoying watching it grow. It's turned into a beautiful, perfect pumpkin.
Yesterday morning, as I was heading off for work, I noticed it was gone. Someone had obviously stolen it. Who does that? I can understand if there were ten pumpkins, taking one. But when there's just one? What type of monster takes someone's only pumpkin? They probably smashed it on a curb, but I'll pretend they're making a nice pie out of it right now. So long, sweet prince.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on September 11, 2017, 11:56:36 am
I grew pumpkins in my back garden this summer. They covered the entire space, but only one of the flowers turned into an actual pumpkin. I've cared for that one pumpkin for two months, turning it occasionally, brushing off dirt from rainstorms, and just generally enjoying watching it grow. It's turned into a beautiful, perfect pumpkin.
Yesterday morning, as I was heading off for work, I noticed it was gone. Someone had obviously stolen it. Who does that? I can understand if there were ten pumpkins, taking one. But when there's just one? What type of monster takes someone's only pumpkin? They probably smashed it on a curb, but I'll pretend they're making a nice pie out of it right now. So long, sweet prince.
rip
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 14, 2017, 09:37:09 pm
i have sex with my gamer girlfriend by noclipping back and forth into her while she pretends to be aroused
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 16, 2017, 12:14:27 am
i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like ?do yall have sweet tea??? and theyre like ?no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!? llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 16, 2017, 01:22:03 am
there?s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i am intent on winning
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful pop art t-shirt of 1995 figure skating champions, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 19, 2017, 09:58:14 pm
if someone sees you jerking off and you stop then you are the guy who got caught masturbating. if you keep going then they are the guy who watched a dude masturbate.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 27, 2017, 01:32:01 pm
There was a little girl in church, about 5, and her parents obviously let her get dressed herself that day because she came waddling in with the puffiest coat on in the summer in North Carolina. She comes and sits in the pew in front of us. 15 minutes into mass she turns around and hands my husand an orange. Her parents are mortified.
?Savannah not again!? They scold! (Again kills me)
They appologize and she turns back around. A few moments later she goes to hand me an orange but her parents grab it from her before she can.
Savannah is determined. She reaches her tiny fists into her puffy coat and pulls out two more ornages. She begins to distribute them. Her parents are now beat red and in shock. There is no stopping small Savannah now.
This small child proceeds to laugh a laugh I can only call maniacal (in a Catholic church) unzip the inner line of her coat and releases what had to have been 20-30 of those little kid oranges into the pews.
WE EAT Savannah yells cackeling
The priest can no longer contain his glee
The entire church is dying with laughter
She felt like Jesus on the moutian with the baskets of fish that day I?m sure.
Children are amazing.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 28, 2017, 07:41:58 pm
?Toblerone?s stocks rose because of Jaden Smith?s anime? is a real sentence you can say
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 30, 2017, 08:44:24 am
a while back my best friend linked me to a thread on homemade My Little Pony transformation hypnosis tapes
that?s a really loaded sentence so let me ease into it
they were like, hour long recordings you were supposed to lay down and listen to and focus on nothing else, that started off with some relaxation techniques then eased into like, ?feel your hands becoming hooves. remember pinkie pie?s happy memories. imagine yourself literally becoming pinkie pie. imagine your pink mane. you are literally pinkie pie?
all with the goal of putting you in a mental state where you were convinced you were this cartoon pony. and it was full of people like ?wow! this was so relaxing. i felt like i literally Became rarity?
the problem is that human brains are kind of, buggy? so people, especially if they listened to the tapes too much, started like, accidentally going to this mental state they?d created at random inopportune times. the thread was suddenly full of people desperate to know how to stop it because they were turning into rainbow dash in the middle of driving on a highway to work, or whatever
anyway, i?m just burdened with that knowledge forever, now. i think about it a lot
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on October 10, 2017, 02:46:46 am
It is the cycle of history:
From bondage brings forth spiritual faith;
From spiritual faith comes great courage;
From courage comes liberty;
From liberty brings abundance;
From abundance brings complacency;
From complacency arises apathy;
From apathy leads to dependence;
From dependence society is sent back into bondage.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 12, 2017, 11:14:55 am
If your argument against gun control goes like this ?what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself? then you?re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You?re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that?s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 15, 2017, 08:29:56 am
"Poison" Is a social construct invented to keep me from eating every delicious mushroom I find on the ground
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 15, 2017, 02:21:41 pm
u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on October 16, 2017, 10:29:56 am
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mr. Skeltal. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical spookery most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer?s head. There?s also Mr. Skeltal?s dootilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal dootlosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they?re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Mr. Skeltal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn?t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mr. Skeltal's existential catchphrase ?doot doot,? which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev?s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I?m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Skelty Miston?s genius wit unfolds itself on their meme screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Mr. Skeltal tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It?s for the ladies? eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they?re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 17, 2017, 03:15:55 pm
Any elder gods out there looking to trade mystic powers in exchange for loyal service in the physical planes? Asking for a friend
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 18, 2017, 12:27:34 am
My little bean knows she?s two, constantly saying proudly ?I?m two!? And the other day she saw this very frail old lady who looked one foot in the grave, pulled a face and said ?oh shiiiit. She?s three.? I almost screamed.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on October 27, 2017, 08:40:46 pm
zuckerberg actually saying ?i was human? is scarier than any zuckerberg meme could ever fucking be
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on November 17, 2017, 12:46:42 pm
I identify as Criminal-kin, I dress like the hamburglar and hold people at gun point.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on November 24, 2017, 07:15:54 pm
I totally understand the appeal of pettiness, snark, and the pleasure of revenge. But seriously, where?s the satisfaction if someone hasn?t actually wronged you? Meanness is only fun if they?ve got it coming.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on December 14, 2017, 08:49:27 am
> imagine the dark web being the entire web and no monitoring whatsoever. More than that, the very THOUGHT of monitoring wasn't even a thing. How could you possibly monitor all that? Fuck... its been a long time.
>You had guys posting anything and everything, you could fucking do anything. Honestly the only limitation was your own personal code of ethics, the worst shit imaginable was so easily accessible. I dont need to explain this to TOSE folks. but I mean... USENET man, you remember when "browsing the internet" was more likee "reading your email" remember usenet and newsgroups? Jesus.
>It was the age of pirates To be fair, we didn't even identify it as piracy really, the concept that it was "wrong" was still fucking alien, it was more like eden or something, we didn't know to be ashamed of ourselves or whatever.
Im just really realizing how shitty the modern internet is in comparison. Its faster, its prettier, but its bullshit.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on December 19, 2017, 06:59:41 am
earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was ?The worm? and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldn?t concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on December 22, 2017, 01:35:27 am
earlier I had an exam in my textile history class and the girl to my left was obviously stumped because she was fidgeting/tapping her pencil on her desk furiously and I was like dam what is she stresst about, so I looked over and saw that she was on a short response question about silk production and all she had written was ?The worm? and idk why it was so funny to me but I couldn?t concentrate for the duration of the test and I think I failed
THE WORM
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on December 29, 2017, 11:29:27 pm
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I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on January 01, 2018, 12:48:59 pm
A vegan said to me that people who sell meats are gross. I replied ?but people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 04, 2018, 05:32:05 pm
i make my 🇺🇸grandkids🇺🇸 camp outside on the coldest night of the year to prove their dependency to me 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
last night it was 7 degrees around 10 pm. i walked outside and thought "yes,this is the night" i drove over to my son's house, walked to my 🇺🇸grandson🇺🇸's bedroom and gently shook him saying "tonight's the night" and the little rascal shook like a leaf
i drove him up the 🇺🇸mountain🇺🇸 to the park and he got out and disappeared into the woods.i then went home and put in a movie to pass the time until around 4 am when i had our traditional 🇺🇸amber altert🇺🇸 issued.
🇺🇸authorities🇺🇸 looked all morning for him while i gave multiple interviews with 🇷🇺cnn🇷🇺 and 🇺🇸fox🇺🇸 until then around 11 when we found him huddled in a cave like a little nesting bird. "awww" we all said and the police let us be alone while i congradulated the 🇺🇸grandson🇺🇸 on another year closer to manhood
"good job 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸"i said
"i love you granddad"he said.then we had a hardy breakfast in the 🇺🇸marcdonald🇺🇸's inside walmark to celebrate 🇺🇸😎🇺🇸
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on January 06, 2018, 12:26:44 pm
If I was a necromancer I would genuinely be willing to drag HP Lovecraft out of his grave in 2017 and make him watch The Shape of Water just to spite him
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Shikamaru on January 08, 2018, 02:56:41 am
"Clearly, babies and SJWs have taken over. It's sad. #wetfish wasn't always a prison ran by tumblr babies. It was genuinely a fun place. Anyways this is a warning to my friends that I was banned for no reason, and that you are probably next. Don't get comfortable."
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 10, 2018, 12:42:31 am
In August 2017, Bitcoin forked into two variants. These have taken radically different paths.
Looking at the situation one quarter later, it is clear to us that the Blockstream fork of bitcoin diverges so radically from the ideas presented in the Bitcoin white paper, that it is an evolutionary dead end. While it may still have high trading value, as a mere collectible of curiosity, the Blockstream fork of bitcoin is not part of building any future financial infrastructure, which is what Block Explorer is about.
A currency of the future has subcent optional usage fees and instant transactions. The Blockstream fork of Bitcoin ("Bitcoin Legacy") is at $20 usage fees and rising, with no end in sight, and can take days to confirm, despite unfulfilled promises to the contrary on both points when Segwit activated in what can only be described as a community fistfight. We are therefore making the decision to consider the Blockstream fork deprecated, and support it as legacy technology only.
Rather, we have made the decision to support the only bitcoin fork with a postive utility momentum, which is Bitcoin Cash. We took an early decision to deploy a Bitcoin Cash block explorer and will continue to roll out related services. We are also deploying tools for other cryptocurrencies we find on a positive momentum path, such as ZCash, which have increased privacy value.
We will not add future support for the Blockstream fork of bitcoin ("Bitcoin Legacy"), and will be deprecating it entirely at some future point in time to be determined. Developments have revealed it to be a dead end. At such a time, we will refer to Bitcoin Cash as Bitcoin only, but will make some effort to not break API calls by changing URLs of legacy automated systems.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on January 10, 2018, 10:22:14 am
one time i was at the vet?s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on January 10, 2018, 12:53:26 pm
I really hate to side with Gollum on this, but ?what?s in my pocket? is not a riddle and should not have counted.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: nicefish on January 10, 2018, 06:13:36 pm
Hello, i just took a deep look at your picture. and what got me attracted to you are your eyes. they look so sexy and innocent. i could not resist the beauty of your face.so i decided to drop a note.just to draw your attention to me. please reply with love
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 19, 2018, 01:14:51 pm
< skynet> LOL! Only stupid Javascript would call a pair of encode decode methods by a dumb generic name. How would a developer know, that these bullshit names are in reality encode/decode functions. Javascript is so stupid.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 20, 2018, 06:11:31 am
PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY. 1. say your name 10 times 2. say your mom's name 5 times 3. say your crushes name 3 times 4. paste this to 4 other songs. if you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 SONGS IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on January 20, 2018, 12:09:34 pm
women are like a cave system, in that it takes courage to fully explore their depths. women are also like the mines of moria, in that if you delve too deep and too quick for their rich ore, you will be overcome by orcs.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: nicefish on February 10, 2018, 05:57:56 am
?I was just bored so, I, you know, masturbated,? Martinez told police, records show. ?I have a problem.?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: commie on February 10, 2018, 03:45:45 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on February 13, 2018, 03:34:15 pm
shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was ?HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE? that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on February 24, 2018, 11:31:56 am
Dear minecraft2d, my name is Anna and i'm from Russia. Five years ago I moved to the USA and I love it here. Came across your photos on Badoo and remembered you because you seem a type of guy I want :-) You are hot, smart and sexy :-) If you would like to know me more, write to me and I will send some of my photos. xXx, Anna
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on March 04, 2018, 10:04:30 am
so i went to target earlier and i was looking through the men?s clothing section and was comparing two shirts and this woman came up to me and literally said ?oh, how nice! you must be shopping for your boyfriend?. and i, without thinking, replied: ?nothing i do in life is ever for the sake of men?.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on March 08, 2018, 01:39:36 am
Michel Jouvet and his colleagues studied a 27-year-old man with this disorder and found he had virtually no sleep over a period of several months. During that time he did not feel sleepy or tired and did not show any disorders of mood, memory, or anxiety.
Nevertheless, nearly every night between 9:00 and 11:00 p.m., he experienced a 20 to 60-minute period of auditory, visual, olfactory, and somesthetic (sense of touch) hallucinations, as well as pain and vasoconstriction in his fingers and toes.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on March 13, 2018, 06:33:55 pm
Why not focus on the unconstitutional herding and brainwashing and soul-destroy system of the ?Department of Edukation? forced in by communists with Horace Mann and John Dewey to drug and destroy our children, particularly little boys-?to emasculate them and drug them so they become the soulless creature and idiot, such as Cruz-?a boy without a Natural Family? and who knows how much he was traumatized before he was adopted by his adoptive parents who were really too old for raising someone so troubled and traumatized.
The ?skool? System is unconstitutional and needs to be back to local control with Classical Christian curricula, the ONLY system of ?true education? in the history of mankind where children embed Virtue and have the tools to think for themselves.
I am waiting for DeVos to restore our Natural Rights and eject the unconstitutional Marxist system and soul-destroying Marxist curricula that bans only Christianity and embeds Satanism/marxism in children to create useful idiots for the elite Malthusian psychopaths who want chaos so they can erect their utopia (totalitarianism where children are so dumb and ignorant, they have no free will and will ?think? boys are girls, Up is Down and Evil is Good (Satanic worldview).
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on March 13, 2018, 06:45:06 pm
True, about our Founders and 2nd Amendment Natural Rights from God?never from the State.
But, I don?t listen to Rush for decades because he obfuscates the REAL problem which is the dehumanizing Prussian (socialist) indoctrination centers. The whole system is UNCONSTITUTIONAL and we have to get BACK the minds of our children. They are being brainwashed and their minds are being destroyed (no ability to think?no integration of the mind, period)........We need to ban all screens below the age of 13 like they do in Waldorf schools and return Classical Christian curricula and ban any type of day cares or ?kindergartens? ?children need to be in the family structure and with a parent?s or family until 7 like our Founders. They need to memorize the Bible, songs, poems, etc. in the home like a Lincoln or Ben Franklin. Free Play and Free Association is essential in early childhood so their brains are integrated correctly-?and loving interaction with mother and father so they can embed social cues so they can learn to relate in a healthy way with all people. Their play with young children should be free and unorganized like in childhoods for 10 thousand years so people can truly think like a Mark Twain or a Thomas Jefferson.
Children are being programmed by screens and with the Prussian socialist brainwashing system which destroys the mapping of the brain and turns them into ?bots? and addicts. No inner control?virtue formation only occurs with free play and free association as our Founders knew. With helicopter, programmed children, they embed dependency on authority figures and drugs and outer materialist things-?video games, etc. because their brains are empty or full of mush. Ignorant?non-thinking-?just emotions control everything.
Rush should be condemning the dehumanizing, satanic skool system and the unconstutional legal system which needs to dismantle the Federal Reserve and Marxist Income Tax Act and take back trillions that the Rothschild cabal stole from us and put them in prison for using our people for their evil wars. If we don?t correct the legal system and school system NOTHING changes-?it will only get worse as more and more of the system rots the brains of our children and makes them into little evil non-thinking socialists (ideologues) and they kill and maim more of our young patriotic males.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on March 13, 2018, 06:46:49 pm
We are talking about irrational, brainwashed ?children?. They have had weaponized curricula and media to literally destroy the integration of their brain. Curricula since John Dewey and on steroids in the 60s, is designed to make children into non-thinking irrational, programmed ?bots? ?useful idiots for their handlers?masters (the sodomite psychopaths who control the banks and all major corporations, courts, and all main universities and US institutions now, as well as the UN, UNESCO, etc. Let?s not forget the CIA, Vatican, Mossad and top of the FBI?who are their brownshirts and assassins along with some military agents inside all branches of the US military.
It is the Mind Control that Huxley spoke so well about in his Berkeley speech in 62 when ALL our elementary schools were WEAPONIZED with a Marxist, hyper-sexualized curricula to destroy the virtue formation in children, so they are incapable of thinking outside the box (coherently).
Only Classical Christian curricula created the Middle Class and eliminated the Serf/Slave worldview of useful idiots. Christianity made slavery, pederasty, incest, bestiality, polygamy, etc. into ?Evil?. The God is Dead satanists knew they had to ?kill God? (Christianity) to make slaves of us all again. Return us to those beautiful days of Greece where little boys were routinely sodomized and used by the males and women were segregated (hated) much like in Afghanistan today with their bestiality, pederasty, polygamy, slavery, and separation and mutilation of women. Only the Christian Ethic system created Common Law, Magna Carta and the US Constitution and our Justice System where humans couldn?t be used as a ?means to an end? like in sodomy and baby killing which is being normalized in our children again as Christianity has been banned and demeaned through unconstitutional ?laws? since the 60s. Satanism and paganism and Marxism are the religions allowed in the curricula/classroom.
All INTENTIONAL PEOPLE!!!!!!! WAKE UP. SAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!from their transhumanist future (total dehumanization and removal from Reality, Truth (God) and Science, so no reason and logic (ability to think for self) will be allowed. Only ?feelings?-?totally irrational utopia of Marx or Satan.
This is the transcript but it is also on Youtube if you want to hear him delivering it. It is essential to understand the philosophy that underlines this takeover of your children?s mind. It is mind control. (I am not kidding).
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on March 14, 2018, 12:47:26 pm
#one time a five year old asked me what the world was made of and i said ?rocks and dirt and water and stuff?#and he said ?no silly it?s made of atoms!! they?re so small we can?t even see them?#i?m never talking down to children again i?ve never been so thoroughly wrecked in my entire life
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 13, 2018, 10:02:09 am
call my dick the directors special edition because its uncut.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 04, 2018, 07:56:08 am
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 04, 2018, 07:52:40 pm
They aren't depressed. These perverts are masochists and sadists. They enjoy the feeling of degrading who and what they are. They enjoy the naughtiness of spitting in the eyes of the men and women who broke their backs to give them the heritage they have, especially when these men and women still live. Telling their racist grandpa to fuck himself and ruining the relationship he cherished from the day they were born for the sake of a nigger who'd rob or rape in an instant is the height of their masturbatory self-flagellation. They love to see white women claimed by blacks, because, even though they'd never admit it, they know this debases her. The natural swirling pain in their bellies tries to signal to his infected soul that something needs to stop. Instead, he feels a jolt of pleasure from playing his part in the desecration of something beautiful. Self-destruction is a virtue.
Satan is working in their hearts, and I firmly believe this to be the case. Flagrantly flouting the ancient, sacred pride of kith and kin has traditionally been the purview of the ones you mentioned who would be executed with nothing but relief. These monsters have replaced family and religion with the false gods of diversity, equality, and sacrificing the future of your own children (or those of your tribe) for the well-being of invaders who hate you and everything your white skin represents.
I don't pity them for any depression they might feel. They're evil. They viciously hunt down ancestral sacred cows and bludgeon them to death slowly with intentional malice and cruelty. They grin in your face when you display disgust at their inhumanity. Fuck these bugmen, and fuck their well-being.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 04, 2018, 07:53:58 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 05, 2018, 08:05:24 am
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I?m covering a back to school event and I am a mess. just now as I was huddling in a corner sucking down coffee, a teen turned to me and asked innocently ?Are you a freshman too?? and without even thinking I snarled ?I am one HUNDRED years old?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 05, 2018, 08:07:06 am
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 06, 2018, 10:41:10 am
before anybody asks, YES, i did ruin everything with my hubris
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 06, 2018, 11:13:39 am
so we have these cookie jars that sit on top of the cupboard right. we?ve had them for years. you can record yourself saying something so when you take the lid off you it will make a noise so you can hear if someone is stealing your cookies or something anyway anyway we have 3 of them. a pig, a cow, and an owl. now i was left alone one day. mum and dad at work, my brother at school and my sister at her boyfriends house. so i had a thought. what if i recorded myself screaming? so i did. in all 3 of them. all 3 different screams too. one was an excited shriek, one was a terrified scream, and one was a long shout. these cookie jars recorded up to 15 seconds, so i took FULL ADVANTAGE of that. now?here?s the thing?i did that almost 3 years ago. and these cookie jars have been sitting on top of the cupboard collecting dust.
until today.
mum?s painting the kitchen, so she had to take everything off the top of the cupboard. and uh?you know how battery powered things?start dying? they??slowly run out of juice? she asked me to check inside one of the jars. the pig, to be exact. and?the pig was the terrified scream. i unsuspectingly opened the jar and as the lid came off the jar, i remembered what i did. but i didn?t remember in time, because in that next second, a fucking demon cry sounded from this Almost Dead Battery Powered Pig Cookie Jar. it was a sound i never want to hear again. everyone ran into the kitchen to see what that god awful sound was and i just stood there, holding this satanic wailing pig. i shut my eyes, and waited the full 15 seconds, until it was silent, before turning to my mum and handed her the pig, and then leaving the kitchen.
i?ll admit i?ve done some dumb things in my life, but nothing could?ve prepared me for the sound i heard today.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 10, 2018, 04:07:29 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on June 14, 2018, 01:46:13 am
so i?m currently working at a law firm and the other day one of the attorneys was talking to me and he mentioned that he?s ?not very confrontational? and i was like you are?? a lawyer???
and he said ?yeah but in court there are rules. i can argue with some shmuck in a suit in front of a judge no problem, but when i leave the courthouse and go home i?m not gonna argue with my wife about dinner. there are no rules in our kitchen. i would die.?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 05, 2018, 01:09:33 pm
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/384478fa593cd516574495c8d2170bc8/tumblr_mmjcr7CdQO1s9jkgko1_640.jpg) After succumbing to a fever of some sort in 1705, Irish woman Margorie McCall was hastily buried to prevent the spread of whatever had done her in. Margorie was buried with a valuable ring, which her husband had been unable to remove due to swelling. This made her an even better target for body snatchers, who could cash in on both the corpse and the ring.
The evening after Margorie was buried, before the soil had even settled, the grave-robbers showed up and started digging. Unable to pry the ring off the finger, they decided to cut the finger off. As soon as blood was drawn, Margorie awoke from her coma, sat straight up and screamed.
The fate of the grave-robbers remains unknown. One story says the men dropped dead on the spot, while another claims they fled and never returned to their chosen profession.
Margorie climbed out of the hole and made her way back to her home.
Her husband John, a doctor, was at home with the children when he heard a knock at the door. He told the children, ?If your mother were still alive, I?d swear that was her knock.?
When he opened the door to find his wife standing there, dressed in her burial clothes, blood dripping from her finger but very much alive, he dropped dead to the floor. He was buried in the plot Margorie had vacated.
Margorie went on to re-marry and have several children. When she did finally die, she was returned to Shankill Cemetery in Lurgan, Ireland, where her gravestone still stands. It bears the inscription ?Lived Once, Buried Twice.?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on September 06, 2018, 04:40:54 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on December 09, 2018, 03:49:42 pm
WHAT DO BOYS EVEN FIND ATTRACTIVE ABOUT BOOBS THEY ARE LITERALLY A BALL OF FAT ON A GIRLS CHEST LIKE IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on March 14, 2019, 12:05:23 am
GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re always telling me to remember my manners!!! you should too!!” and i was cracking up
and then she was standing there w her mum while i made their drinks and i asked if the mum wanted chocolate sprinkles and she was like “yes please” and the kid goes “well at least SOMEONE remembered their manners” and then sighed dramatically and HEELYED AWAY and honestly? not sure how to go on knowing i’ll never be as cool as this 11 year old
Title: How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
Post by: redheron on March 16, 2019, 10:01:38 pm
How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: (https://66.media.tumblr.com/f59755d71cd4161846a6f139f4c55de5/tumblr_inline_pk9hf1phMY1upg5px_540.jpg) This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
Title: Re: How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
Post by: rachel on March 16, 2019, 10:51:01 pm
How to escape after being buried alive in a coffin.
It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.
1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: (https://66.media.tumblr.com/f59755d71cd4161846a6f139f4c55de5/tumblr_inline_pk9hf1phMY1upg5px_540.jpg) This will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face.
4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it.
5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit.
6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly.
7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky.
good life advice
would have never thought about using a shirt as a dirt barrier
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 04, 2019, 09:22:51 am
Was trying to ignore the pack of whiteboys behind me but one of them said “Mickey Mouse’s ears are round from whatever angle you look from, therefore they are spheres” and its honestly ruined my entire week. This will haunt me and now itll haunt you too
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 05, 2019, 12:01:52 pm
My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
Title: spicy
Post by: rachel on April 05, 2019, 12:26:03 pm
My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?”
It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published for heat dissipation in polymers and then I open this godforsaken app to dudes hanging brain who can’t even pronounce “saponification” calling me a slut because I won’t give attention to their limp excuses for existence.
3 billion years of evolution and the greatest form of communication you can conjure up in your fermented omelet of a conscience is submitting your wrinkly ball sac to a stranger on the Internet to substitute the attention your parents never gave their mistake of an offspring.
Title: too real
Post by: redheron on April 06, 2019, 04:50:26 pm
if Breath of the Wild didn’t want me to fall in love with Prince Sidon they shouldn’t have made him chivalrous, earnest, kind, loyal, brave, a little dumb, and 9 feet tall with a mouth full of knives (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/me47bixe_24/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 25, 2019, 02:43:45 pm
I'm a film maker from south africa, almost no independant film media is released here , sometimes even mainstream stuff (and when it does it arrives months after the release in the west), Piracy is literally the only way i can find some older films by auteur directors like Tarkovsky, Bela Tarr, Robert Altman, Lars Von Trier , etc... I once asked a director on instagram if he minds me pirating his work since ill never see a digital copy of his films here ever, he said "go ahead" its not really hurting him or his crew who made the film. Most people here have capped internet so streaming would waste our data especially when streaming in 4k or 1080p. Piracy is miraculous amongst us 3rd worlders its how we access media that we cant ever see
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on April 27, 2019, 11:35:00 am
if they didnt want us to stream stuff illegally they shouldnt have made it sound so cool, fun & sexy by calling it “piracy”
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 08, 2019, 09:28:15 am
My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 08, 2019, 09:38:45 pm
*snap chalkzone voice* You see Rudy. Chalkzone is where every chalk drawing goes after it’s erased, kapiche? so… there’s a lot of cartoon penises. we needed an entire landfill just to dispose of the penises. At least five times a day a giant cartoonish penis falls from the sky and hits me in the head rudy. Life in chalkzone is pain
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 17, 2019, 06:00:25 pm
i stroll into the little saltwater store in the city. a border collie comes barreling over and begins nibbling my toes through my open heels. the dude behind the counter introduces himself and asks me if i have any tanks at home or if he needs to set one up for me. i tell him that i have 16 tanks and ask him if he has any personal ones before he can comment on that number. he proceeds to say “yeah, i have a 120 in my office. it has a clam in it.” i cautiously respond “oh, a clam?” and he whips out his phone which already has a livestream up on it. it’s centered on the biggest clam i’ve ever seen, just chillin’ in this tank and taking up half of the available floorspace in a 120 gallon. “that’s my baby,” he says, and points at the unholy bivalve in case i didn’t notice it on my own. there are now two border collies snorfling at my toes while i stare in awe at this dude’s gigantic fucking clam
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: redheron on May 20, 2019, 11:17:46 pm
man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 31, 2019, 12:23:15 pm
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⚠️ATTENTION! Hey guys I’m a South Florida rapper, with my own sound, looking to gain more exposure. Trust me i don’t sound like everyone else so if you have two minutes plz check out my song ‘’Snow Bunny’’ comment your opinions and if you like it, please check out my other songs. I promise you whoever is reading this that you will not be disappointed! Thx 💛
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Yo yo ill bet my left nut u wont be disappointed if u gimme a chance. It would mean the world to me if you could drop some HONEST feedback on my tracks. im from broward, south FL, home of kodak, ynwmelly, XXX(RIP), skimasktheslumpgod, Denzel Curry, etc. We go the fucking hardest down here. Thanks a million for any likes & reposts. much love fam <3 ps: im also on spotify&itunes
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I don't really do this self promo shit but you gotta do what you gotta do 😂. I just dropped a song called 🔥Cookie Factory🔥 and it could deadass be your new favorite song so give it a good listen. If you like what you heard like, comment, and share.(P.S if you waste your time commenting some hate shit you just look like a 🤡 cause idc.
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ATTENTION Hi im a 19 year old rapper. I just dropped a new song called "Underrated" please go show me some support and leave me some feedback/comments. I'm trying to get out there for my fam. No pressure, thank you for your time, have a good day!
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❗ATTENTION❗ This will probably go unnoticed but I'm a Hispanic/Turkish kid wit nothin except for a dream🔥 please check my music out. Have a wonderful day ❗🔪🔥
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Young artist from Brisbane Australia trying to grow a worldwide fanbase.✨ Its super rare for someone from around here to make it far in the music industry, so help me become one of the few that can 🙌 I recently dropped my debut EP called "Pretty Lies" and it would mean the world to me if you could spare some time and check it out. Show some support if you fw it and help a young aspiring artist grow. My music won't disappoint 💕😇
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 18, 2019, 10:49:24 pm
Hello All, My aim is to educate and inspire people to learn about the "natural world" and be able to interpret it in their everyday life, before it is all snuffed out by the weight of the cold, wet turd we know as modern society and human civilization. By "natural world", I am simply referring to "the world as it existed for 4.6 billion years before humans started building freeways, slums, tacky McMansions and Dollar General stores over most of it, as well as killing each other over the perceived existence of invisible men in the sky". Life on Earth has been a grandiose interplay of geology, biology, evolution, and physics for well before us silly humans spread around the globe like a raging case of herpes. By learning to understand and interpret this "grandiose interplay", we not only learn more about ourselves, but enrich our worldview in the process. Knowing how life evolved grants us a sense of humility and understanding contextual for our own lives, as well as making our own personal anxieties and troubles seem more manageable. If I can save the things Ive learned to love from being destroyed, as well as help teach others how (or why) too appreciate them, I'll gladly break my own ass trying to do it. If you support this mission, throw me some help. If you throw me a bit more - and include your mailing address - I will throw you some stickers or a hoodie with the "Stop Humanity" design on it. If you can't donate anything, but have questions pertaining to botany or requests on things you'd like to see me do a video on, well that is important, too. Thanks for reading this long-ass message, and thank you for giving shit enough to try to learn about plants and the "living skin of the Earth".
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 05, 2020, 08:54:51 pm
#SayNoToSex until she can recite the entire GREAT LITANY of the Book of Common Prayer. AMEN! %% HEY MESSAGE ME ABOUT VR MASTURBATION CAMP %% #DontDefileDecember: Remember to continue your no masturbation streak, friends!
Title: Belle Delphine wrote this
Post by: rachel on January 23, 2020, 03:26:22 pm
I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god, I’m going to kill myself and take that goddamn rodent to hell with me. Stuart Little has ruined my family. Last summer, I approached the miserable mouse in the street, and asked him for his autograph, because my son is a huge fan. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Turns out the mousefucker didnt write his autograph, no, he wrote “you’re a piece of shit, and i fucked your mom”. I’m now divorced, and planning a huge class-action lawsuit against the white devil that ruined my life. Your time is almost over, Stuart. All the people you’ve wronged will rise against you.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 25, 2020, 08:51:00 am
You stopped to listen to SATANiC music which 99,99,99 % of ALL Rock music is , i listen to pure enjoyable music like somene who shuts the fuck up about (whore-shippin) Satan! So since this has no lyrics perfect! Ambient is nice also! Pure jazz, and one and one lyric song most of you reading this are nasturbating youre ears over satanic music daily for 1-10 hours a day! And youre hooked and you will feel annoyed reading this 💩 fools
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: weazzy on January 25, 2020, 09:00:02 am
(https://i.imgur.com/CJ4Adlw.jpg)
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on March 12, 2020, 12:13:09 am
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 11, 2020, 12:29:51 am
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I admire both of you for trying to be good people. itsrachelfish for sharing the rewards of her long efforts here, and ShinyZoroark for letting her know about the new lingot post rules that weren't here when the Original Poster first started studying here, and that information was even left out of the most recent Staff Comment re Forum rules right now in the Popular Tab.
How is anyone to know all these rules (that I don't agree are needed) before they post something like this amazing giveaway, unless they read tons of discussions all the time? That's just taking time away from studying lessons.
Anyway, I know you both are approaching this from a good heart and the best intentions. Let's hope the post can stay up a long time so more people may be fortunate recipients of some very special generosity tonight.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 11, 2020, 11:19:38 pm
I totally agree with you, it forces your brain to see abstracts ideas. It feels like the guy who created this video understand how the brain works and play with it (in a good way), It almost feels like the entire video is a message in an very abstract language but we somehow kind of understand it.
bro its basically a lsd trip
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 02, 2020, 03:49:57 am
Ass ass ass eating ass to pass the time, bitches cumming all the time, when we're eating they all whine, eat us more its sublime! I like my ass licked on the dime, I want it now I ring my chime, common kiddies its ass eatin time. Stretch your toungs out long and far, cause we use tounges instead of jars, FUCK MY ASS AND FUCK IT HARD. Swipe the crack with your bank card. Oh shit fuck shits fucked fuck you.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 28, 2020, 12:05:53 am
My self-summary
Hello my name is Ahva and I hope you are having a wonderful day. I am looking for a true connection with someone to share a deep loving bond with. This is probably not a typical OkCupid profile but please know I am still looking for a real relationship just like anyone else would. I would appreciate if you would read my entire profile before you decide to judge me. I promise you will never find someone more dedicated to making you happy. I am into kinky things and I seek to serve someone and make them feel special every day of their life. I need a deep connection with the one I serve, if I find that connection expect nothing less than my entire heart and soul. I am a truly dedicated submissive and I will push myself constantly to become the perfect submissive. I want to live the lifestyle every possible second for the rest of my life. My entire goal as a submissive is to make my owner as happy as possible. I live to see that smile on their face. There is just nothing I crave more than bringing my owner love and happiness. While I am bisexual I am only attracted to feminine people. This is who I am and I can't change it. My favorite kinks are chastity and bondage. These allow me to give up control and completely submit. There is so much I want to experience and explore. I hope one day I am lucky enough to find someone to share this journey with. Outside of kink I have a beautiful wife. Don't let this scare you I plan to spend so much time with the one who owns me. We are deeply in love, but we both are submissive and that doesn't work out well as I'm sure you can imagine. Because of this we share a wonderful open relationship. My hobbies include Video Games, Disk Golf and Airsoft. None of these hobbies will ever come close to my need to serve and be owned though. I have 3 wonderful dogs 2 of them are rescues. I love to talk and text hundreds of times a day if possible but I would love to be together more I just love to talk with the ones I care about I can't handle 3 texts a day the conversation is so boring and you never get to truly learn about someone. I have never been very good with these about me sections so please reach out to me so you can see what a caring, dedicated and loving person I can be. I was tasked once to write about what submission means and how to be a perfect submissive. I will leave that for you to enjoy and I truly hope to hear from you soon. If you would like to know more about me I do have a FetLife as well you can find me under the name AhvaSub or just message me and I can send you a link to it or answer any questions you may have. Submission Submission is the act of giving over your rights, your desires and yourself as a gift. Submission is more than just a physical experience, it is an emotional connection that reaches deep into your soul. Submission is not a game, it is the greatest expression of love. Being a perfect submissive is defined by the dominant, every dominant is going to want something different from their submissive. The most important thing for a d/s relationship is that both the dominant and the submissive are happy. There are many good qualities that a submissive can have in order to make a perfect submissive. One of them is natural submissiveness, this means that the submissive gains pleasure from submitting and knowing that the one they serve is happy. This will drive the submissive to work harder everyday to please their dominate. Honesty is another quality that is important in a submissive. Without honesty it will be impossible to truly submit, it can harm the relationship and most importantly the dominant will not be able to read or understand you in certain situations. It may even lead to the submissive being emotionally or physically harmed one day. Another quality that is important in a submissive is willingness you have to be willing to push yourself as a submissive. Every submissive sets limits but you have to be willing to push yourself within those boundaries and occasionally if the trust is there push yourself beyond those limits You must be willing to give up control and put complete trust in your dominant. Intelligence is another important quality of a submissive, it does not mean how smart you are or how well educated you may be. Intelligence is more about how well you learn and what you do with the information you are given. The last quality that is important in a submissive is striving, you want to strive to be someone your dominant is proud to own. There are many other qualities that a submissive should possess and these should be discussed between you and your dominant throughout your relationship as you grow together
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 02, 2020, 06:12:30 pm
May I, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my Queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my Queen.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on June 26, 2020, 09:07:28 pm
Near constant flatulence that has a smell so powerful to me that I risk cumming on particularly strong farts. In addition I can't hold them back for more than 10 minutes at most; if I try then it'll practically explode out my ass, soil my pants a bit, and of course make me cream them like I was edging for a whole day.
The thing is, it becomes oddly easier to hold it if I somehow manage to keep them contained past that threshold point (I.e. industrial butt plugs) but if they're held in for over an hour I can't fart for a week. Instead, my cock farts instead of cumming (but the cum is still built up in my balls) and my body odor becomes my farts. My breath is of course foul to everyone but me. The result is if I hold it in too long, I become a perpetually aroused, sporadically ejaculating filth hound.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 28, 2020, 08:06:58 am
Deadline tomorrow !!! Everything you’ve ever posted becomes public from tomorrow. Even messages that have been deleted or the photos not allowed. It costs nothing for a simple copy and paste, better safe than sorry. Channel 13 News talked about the change in Discord’s privacy policy and their new hate audit. I do not give Discord or any entities associated with Discord permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future. With this statement, I give notice to Discord it is strictly forbidden to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents. The content of this profile is private and confidential information. The violation of privacy can be punished by law (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Rome Statute). NOTE: Discord is now a public entity. All members must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish a statement at least once it will be tactically allowing the use of your photos, as well as the information contained in the profile status updates. DO NOT SHARE. Copy and paste.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 01, 2020, 08:36:37 pm
Im going to have my bitch stitch this pathetic statement onto a decorative pillow and piss on it because there is no other way to express how disgusted I am with your subservient womanly oversocialization. You are a fucking weakling, a docile heffer, a squealing baby sow
You should tuck your TINY dick and balls inbetween your legs, cluck like a hen and then sign up in a clinic where they do totally not sexist all-female therapy. Thats how fucking gay you are, why in the fuckaladucci would you care what an obese shorteyed greek, a hebraic twink and a closeted homosexual fenian midget from brooklyn think about you, these are depths of male ineptitude that shake my very soul and make me question if dudes truly rock. I despise you.
All three of the boys fear us on a deep, pathological level. Even the greek blob understands with his vast network of belly brain cells that there are over 40000 unknown variables out here, conjured up from their own id, ready to do great and horrible things. They can barely communicate with us and they have no control whatsoever, the feeling they all share deep down in their brain stems whether they admit it or not is giddy dread. Its only a matter of time until something happens. It is power and complete helplessness all wrapped into one
What happened here because of a cum podcast is an exponential leap for the noosphere, a form of swarm intelligence as yet unknown. You are part of something so much bigger than yourself you waste of fucking biomass but here you are blubbering about whether or not these faggots "like" you and if you are a cuggold for still listening to their inane podcast. Pull the dick out of your ass and mouth. Get with the program. we are at a crossroads here, what can YOU do as a single-cell organism within this body to make things better/worse, other than being an exemplary faggot?
also that bit about hunting dogs with a hatchet while speaking mandarin chinese slayed lul
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 01, 2020, 09:35:42 pm
Im going to have my bitch stitch this pathetic statement onto a decorative pillow and piss on it because there is no other way to express how disgusted I am with your subservient womanly oversocialization. You are a fucking weakling, a docile heffer, a squealing baby sow
You should tuck your TINY dick and balls inbetween your legs, cluck like a hen and then sign up in a clinic where they do totally not sexist all-female therapy. Thats how fucking gay you are, why in the fuckaladucci would you care what an obese shorteyed greek, a hebraic twink and a closeted homosexual fenian midget from brooklyn think about you, these are depths of male ineptitude that shake my very soul and make me question if dudes truly rock. I despise you.
All three of the boys fear us on a deep, pathological level. Even the greek blob understands with his vast network of belly brain cells that there are over 40000 unknown variables out here, conjured up from their own id, ready to do great and horrible things. They can barely communicate with us and they have no control whatsoever, the feeling they all share deep down in their brain stems whether they admit it or not is giddy dread. Its only a matter of time until something happens. It is power and complete helplessness all wrapped into one
What happened here because of a cum podcast is an exponential leap for the noosphere, a form of swarm intelligence as yet unknown. You are part of something so much bigger than yourself you waste of fucking biomass but here you are blubbering about whether or not these faggots "like" you and if you are a cuggold for still listening to their inane podcast. Pull the dick out of your ass and mouth. Get with the program. we are at a crossroads here, what can YOU do as a single-cell organism within this body to make things better/worse, other than being an exemplary faggot?
also that bit about hunting dogs with a hatchet while speaking mandarin chinese slayed lul
is this somebody ranting about the cum zone?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 02, 2020, 12:50:06 pm
Can I get a booty pic with your panties on and one without them on? can I also get three different picture of your booty is any position? also can I get just a normal pic of your pussy from the front and one where it’s spread a bit open? can I get a picture of you fingering yourself? can I get a pic of you doing a kissing face but also with your boobs in it? can I also get a pic of your pussy and ass from behind in one shot? Can I also get a pick your full front body in just a bra and panties? and can I get a pic of your arse or your panties are all up? and can I also get a pic of your boobs while you’re in the shower? can I also get another pussy pic while while you’re in the shower for the rest of the pics can you just send whatever all the sexy things you want? for the videos can I get a video of you twerking in just really short shorts and one of you fingering yourself and one of you actually cumming? Also can I get one of you play with your tits while not wearing a shirt?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on July 12, 2020, 01:33:16 pm
What I think people who are not in the Greek System need to understand is that partying isn't just something we do. It's ingrained into our lives. Many people, these days, are perfectly content with sitting on their computers all day playing video games. I used to be a competitive gamer and I used to do this. After joining the Greek system, partying became a new norm that was ingrained into my life. We need it for our wellbeing. It helps us escape society. There have even been studies that show how necessary gatherings are for our wellbeing. The fact that it was stripped away from us, especially by something that barely affects us specifically is very detrimental to our mental state. People are giving us so much crap for it, yet they don't know what it's like for us to be deprived of everything that's fun for us.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 13, 2020, 07:55:38 am
Everything is so goddamn superficial now. Go figure that giving people unlimited options makes them picky and joyless consumers. Online communities (even super cool fish forums) become echo chambers and while seemingly supportive mean fuck all most of the time because you're never going to meet those people. Dating is atrocious and a mine field of needy, entitled brats, no matter the age bracket. You can spend half a day researching the "best" fucking socks. Everyone's on their goddamn phone, even if their closest friends are sitting right across from them. Some people probably don't even notice that there's a fucking quarantine going on right now.
This all fucking sucks. I'm not some tradfag by any stretch. No the human race didn't "figure it out" for a small window in the early 20th century. Still, this life is no answer. What the fuck are we even doing? What is this all in the pursuit of, really? Get swole to get vapid women to eventually get tired of them bringing so very little to the table then cheat? Or for women, run your ass off and cling to what remains of your youth because dudes have been granted two decades of free porn and have super high standards and that's the only value you think you have? Strangers raising your kids? Whatever funko pops are?
Political movements based on social media virtue signaling that lead to zero positive change. Dumbshits given free reign to spew the most asinine theories about how the world works because they've been conditioned to see things with only one set of myopic eyes. Lip service to unity without actual unity beyond what's convenient at the moment. No loyalty. No convictions. Only what can meet my desires as they are at this very moment.
It's a fucking bleak world we live in these days. We're meant to be around others. To appreciate what we have. To listen to each other. We're chasing a joyless, perfunctory hedonism. This is a total late night sadboi hours schizo post, but I can't be the only one who's hung up on this. Am I just supposed to just say fuck it and gain 300 lb and Skype with a therapist like some kind of worthless Greek man?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: h on July 13, 2020, 08:19:26 am
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 18, 2020, 05:18:05 pm
For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 31, 2020, 06:18:58 pm
Honestly, I don't want to be horny. I barely feel anything when I jack off, the only reason I still do it is to feel something. I don't want to jack off, I want to be loved. I want someone to care about me and to treasure me, I want someone that I can give everything to, someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I just want to be happy.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 07, 2020, 07:44:21 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 08, 2020, 08:52:24 pm
Honestly, I don't want to be horny. I barely feel anything when I jack off, the only reason I still do it is to feel something. I don't want to jack off, I want to be loved. I want someone to care about me and to treasure me, I want someone that I can give everything to, someone I can spend the rest of my life with. I just want to be happy.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 08, 2020, 08:56:22 pm
You have the most beautiful package I have ever seen. Your balls are perfectly shaped and sized. Your cock is massively thick and very long. The proportions are perfect. The head is just right and not too big. The definition is amazing and can see everything in detail. The width at the base is shocking. Being a little bottom who has only been fucked once, it would split me in two. In addition, your body is amazingly sexy, your face looks so cute, and I have seen videos where you cum and you are a massive cummer and shooter. I am not sure why you post so much online while you could be fucking every hot boy in sight. They want your cock and cum.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Mozai on August 10, 2020, 04:31:54 pm
"Imagine leaving your car idling all night would solve sudokus you could trade for heroin."
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 11, 2020, 12:21:41 pm
The cost of perfection is infinite
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Mozai on August 11, 2020, 06:22:31 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 12, 2020, 09:59:50 am
So my local cafe got a new Barista, and she's cute. She's got that whole, "I love art, and I have tattoos. I wear denim, and I have my septum pierced", vibe going on. And I found out today that she's been interpreting my order for "I'll have a Strong Cap 2 Sugars, Cheers" as "Soy Cap No Sugar, Cheers". Turns out she's not Australian, but is in fact from from New Zealand; so she says. She apologised and said she parks near my house - which is kinda creepy because that means she'd have to either have spotted smoking me on my balcony or she watches me as I walk away from the Cafe after having purchased my beverage.
After she got off work, and knocked on my door to say - "Hey sorry about the coffee confusion!"
Which btw, like again, pretty creepy. So I told her, "Yeah it's fine"
Anyways I just told my mate this story, and he's like "Is she hot or out of your league?" I was like "Yeah..kinda? I guess..she has the tattoo vibe going on with that Artist kinda look that says this job is only temporary - but deep down I know it isn't".
So atm the going theory is that she's either retarded or a psychopath.
She's got those Alison Brie eyes going on.
Some thing is deadass creepy about her.
But that's weird right? My friends seem to think it's funny. Why the fuck would someone knock on my door and say "Oh yeah sorry about that coffee from like 7 hours ago" wtf.
I slammed the door shut And ran off into my room
I'm not even like interpreting as her hitting on me, legit had a creepy vibe to it. And like I'm a pretty creepy dude, so I'd honestly appreciate a girl flirting with me. But she's offf.
But she doesn't realise what a psycho I really am.
Yeah it was the end of her shift, she was getting her car. But still dude, come on - imagine you order pizza and the person comes back after their shift to say they're sorry they fucked up your order
Well anyways, I'll keep you guys posted on my next encounter. Just thought it was weird and thought I'd share it. Lol.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 12, 2020, 10:07:28 am
Hot People: Stop Appropriating Star Wars Day
Every year at the beginning of May, fat pasty nerds from all across the spectrum gather online to celebrate their favorite children’s movie that they take too seriously. May fourth is officially Star Wars day - and no, it’s not an opportunity to get fucked up with your friends and pretend to have an interest in a movie you are not obsessed with. It’s a day of reverence and respect, and every year, more and more hot people come barging into our safe space and try to make it about them. Pay attention hot people: this is not the holiday you are looking for.
Without fail, every May fourth there’s a scourge of hot people coming around, dressing up as Jar-Jar, and offering a Vulcan salute as they misquote Vader. Just. Fucking. Stop.
Let’s face it: when a hot person does a Jar-Jar Binks impression, it’s basically black face. They don’t understand or appreciate Gungan culture. And no - that’s not some hip Korean dance. It’s a race of aquatic people that fear outsiders and fat-accept their obese king. If all you know about Jar-Jar is his Gullah creole, then you’re not really doing a Jar-Jar impression are you? No, you’re just mocking black people - which is absolutely not what George Lucas intended when he birthed one of the most culturally complex races of aliens known to sci-fi. Meesa so angry. Meesa have to lay down.
“I love the robot sidekicks!”
Ugh! Look you silly cunt, C-3PO and R2-D2 are not “robots.” They’re droids - a word you probably only know to mean “the shittier iPhone that’s for poor people.” Well, guess what? You’re a racist. Not only is the droid better because it’s open source, it’s also a sentient automaton that’s capable of human-like emotions. Look at the way the human characters interact with the droids. R2-D2 is always cracking jokes. Everyone thinks he’s hilarious. Robots are incapable of joking around, whereas droids cut up all the time. And is there any doubt that C-3PO is a homosexual? Robots can’t be gay. Droids can. Go ahead and call them robots one more time you fucking homophobe.
Star Wars Day is not just “Nerd Independence Day.” It’s way more complicated than that. Sure, there are overlapping elements with the fourth of July, but we’re celebrating the Republic’s independence from the Empire. It’s not about a bunch of white dudes who stole land from the Native Americans and got mad about a stamp tax. Last time I checked, the British didn’t create a planet sized space station capable of destroying Alderaan - they just charged too much for tea. Simplifying the battle of Yavin by calling it Nerd Fourth of July is reductive and disrespectful to the men and woman who gave their lives to protect galactic freedom and representative democracy. I’d like to see you call Captain Wedge Antilles a nerd to his face. Hah, just try it. He’d smoke you like a womp rat and teach you a valuable lesson in history from far away.
Look hot people, I get it. You think it’s hip and exotic to appropriate Star Wars Day and pretend to be a nerd. But when you do that, you’re disrespecting huge swaths of the global population that have nothing to live for outside of a 30 year old movie for babies - people without social or economic power who need to believe in a pretend world where you can move things with your mind because they are physically incapable of changing anything in their lives. You don’t need anyone to wish the force upon you because you already have the force of being hot. Which, like the dark side, is incredibly powerful and the antithesis of everything Star Wars Day stands for. Do everyone a favor and fall into a Sarlacc and suffer the pain of slow digestion over the next 1000 years.
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Post by: rachel on August 12, 2020, 10:08:48 am
So my local cafe got a new Barista, and she's cute. She's got that whole, "I love art, and I have tattoos. I wear denim, and I have my septum pierced", vibe going on. And I found out today that she's been interpreting my order for "I'll have a Strong Cap 2 Sugars, Cheers" as "Soy Cap No Sugar, Cheers". Turns out she's not Australian, but is in fact from from New Zealand; so she says. She apologised and said she parks near my house - which is kinda creepy because that means she'd have to either have spotted smoking me on my balcony or she watches me as I walk away from the Cafe after having purchased my beverage.
After she got off work, and knocked on my door to say - "Hey sorry about the coffee confusion!"
Which btw, like again, pretty creepy. So I told her, "Yeah it's fine"
Anyways I just told my mate this story, and he's like "Is she hot or out of your league?" I was like "Yeah..kinda? I guess..she has the tattoo vibe going on with that Artist kinda look that says this job is only temporary - but deep down I know it isn't".
So atm the going theory is that she's either retarded or a psychopath.
She's got those Alison Brie eyes going on.
Some thing is deadass creepy about her.
But that's weird right? My friends seem to think it's funny. Why the fuck would someone knock on my door and say "Oh yeah sorry about that coffee from like 7 hours ago" wtf.
I slammed the door shut And ran off into my room
I'm not even like interpreting as her hitting on me, legit had a creepy vibe to it. And like I'm a pretty creepy dude, so I'd honestly appreciate a girl flirting with me. But she's offf.
But she doesn't realise what a psycho I really am.
Yeah it was the end of her shift, she was getting her car. But still dude, come on - imagine you order pizza and the person comes back after their shift to say they're sorry they fucked up your order
Well anyways, I'll keep you guys posted on my next encounter. Just thought it was weird and thought I'd share it. Lol.
dang now I am fantasizing about this goth girl and some weirdo getting it on... they are both insane and perfect for eachother
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 12, 2020, 04:08:12 pm
I know this is out of the blue but I’m kinda just messaging at random... I’m in search of straight, sadistic men who are a bit fucked up and enjoy bullying faggots. I’m on a mission to humiliate myself for straight men. A few examples of what I mean is, I would go on cam butt ass naked, write/draw anything you’d like on myself with sharpie, hold up ID or SS card, stick random items up my ass, give up control to my personal accounts and information & you can threaten me with exposure. Screenshotting and screenrecording are highly encouraged. Grab a buddy and some popcorn... Please be of age (18+) and have access to a mic and cam if you’re interested.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 13, 2020, 10:40:33 am
SORRY FOLKS, I'VE HAD ENOUGH, IF YOU WANT TO UNFRIEND ME AFTER THIS, I DON'T CARE, AND NO I WILL NOT DISCUSS ANYTHING WITH YOU AND WILL DELETE YOUR NEGATIVE COMMENTS. I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MY OPINIONS AND THIS IS HOW I SEE IT AND FEEL...
💯% Let me break it down...
1. Joe Biden isn’t winning just like Hillary wasn't winning.
2. Bubba Wallace wasn’t a victim.
3. Black lives do matter, along with everyone else.
4. What happened to Floyd should never happen again. But he was still a criminal not an innocent individual.
5. All cops definitely aren’t bad, nor are they all racist.
6. Trump is the President and doing a great job !
7. Rioters and looters have nothing to do with George Floyd. (And should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law).
8. Police lives matter.
9. Unborn lives matter.
10. Colin Kaepernick isn’t a hero, and never will be.
11. CNN isn’t news (nor is MSNBC)
12. Elizabeth Warren isn’t native american, just a fake person.
13. Facebook only censors conservatives.
14. All lives do matter (red, yellow, black,brown and white, they are precious in his sight).
15. COVID 19 is being used to gauge just how much of our freedom they can take away.
16. All fear is fueled by the media, this is a fact.
17. God is still in control and always will be.
18. Epstein did not kill himself. NASCAR, NFL, NBA & MLB did kill themselves.
19. Most people are not racist.
20. There is NO White Privilege .
21. There are no slave owners still living. There are no people trying to enslave anyone in the U.S. (UNLESS WE ARE INCLUDING Human and child trafficking which is very real and happening every single day. By people most of y'all look up to or work for)
22. LIFE is What YOU Make of it.
23. No one OWES You ANYTHING !
24. I stand for the Flag 🇺🇸 and National Anthem.
25. I kneel only for Jesus.
26. If you feel the need to place a color in front of lives matter you are the racist
GOD BLESS THE USA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 14, 2020, 06:58:07 pm
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Post by: rachel on August 14, 2020, 07:10:28 pm
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HAHAHAHA DRIPPINI I love it, I'm part italian so this is a real word now, yep that's how it works
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 14, 2020, 07:37:09 pm
its a fun bit to do with the fellas sometimes
italians are hilarious they wanna be white.. but also be italian..
fuggedabadit
also lusso leather does really nice jackets and they're roughly half off right now https://www.lussoleather.com/ (https://www.lussoleather.com/)
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Post by: Diabolizer on August 14, 2020, 09:41:29 pm
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This is awesome.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 15, 2020, 02:10:42 pm
im just sitting in an echo-y hotel room yelling EY MA I GOTTA HIT DA DRIPPINI over and over
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 22, 2020, 04:03:40 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 26, 2020, 01:42:34 pm
If we look back at the history of human civilization, you will find a pattern. It is not just that there are certain places where people conclude it's okay to pee; rather, any place where humans congregate for a long period of time becomes acceptable to urinate in. This makes sense from several perspectives:
First, when humans co-exist for a long time they tend to become desensitized to the smells and sights of one another. As a result, we do not feel as much disgust at human waste around us. Even though this is an evolutionarily advantageous trait, it can lead to some problems:
For instance, if a human is in the habit of urinating where he pleases, then one day he may find himself peeing on some old ruins. In this case it is likely that no other humans will be present to correct him or have an emotional reaction to his action. He has become desensitized and forgets that what he does affects others.
In this situation, it is very likely that the human will urinate on all of the ruins in question. This has happened many times throughout history. Just think of our American national parks and how they were once beautiful places, but are now ruined by hordes of humans who pee wherever they please.
Another reason why humans pee anywhere they please is because of the fact that we are very social creatures. We have a kind of instinct to feel as though others approve of our actions, even if they do not explicitly state so. This means that when we see other people also urinating on something, be it a spectacle or just an old piece of paper on the street, we think 'well at least one other person thinks this is okay.' And then you start thinking about how you really should pee too.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 26, 2020, 06:20:04 pm
Honestly, I don't mind if you revert all of my edits, delete my articles, and ban me from the wiki for good. I've already found out that my "contributions" have angered countless people, and to me that's all the devastation I can be given, after years of my thinking I was doing good (and yes, obsessively editing, I have OCD). I was only a 12-year-old kid when I started, and sometimes when you start something young, you can't see that the habit you've developed is unhealthy and unhelpful as you get older. I don't care about defending myself, I only want to stop being harassed on my social medias (and to stop my other friends who have nothing to do with the wiki from being harassed as well). Whether peace can by scowiki being kept like it is or extensively reformed to wipe my influence from it makes no difference to me now that I know that I've done no good anyway. --AmaryllisGardener
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Post by: Mozai on August 26, 2020, 08:42:14 pm
Honestly, I don't mind if you revert all of my edits...
I knew this was about the Scots wikipedia before I got halfway.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 28, 2020, 03:39:32 am
holy fuck I’m freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy ass. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 31, 2020, 03:06:11 am
Unhand me you contemptible witch. You haggard old crone. Do you find your continued use of my personal space to be a source of amusement, you contemptible harlot? That perhaps because I am a negro man I would relish in the chance to engage in playful ass-fondling with a succubus of a white slag such as yourself? No. Do not distinguish yourself with such flattery. No means no, and I should not even have t o utter it in 2020. I madam, am a respected thespian. I have spent my time hailing the monologues of a plagued "Othello" to a packed house, and I have had the pleasure of playing Will Smith's friend and Hilary's first love interest, Ice Tray on one "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". When it came time to prepare for my role as The War Machine, I went absolutely, meticulously method and had an actual War Machine suit constructed by Bill Gates and MIT. I am an honorary colonel in the Air Force and I have the authority to level this entire podunk studio with a drone strike after a single phone call. You traipse onto MY set one fateful day, and haughtily sachet lazily into your shoe-in role as Disney's faux-empowering imbecile of the week? Why my dear, your only commanding performance in your entire career was that of performing fellatio on that hack Fieg, gladly gyrating your square, grandmotherly buttocks around his office before giving a speech on feminism. You sicken me, you tepid, two faced, shrew. Do you have any idea what I go through in my exhausting tribulations with you, Brie? As a matter of fact, as far as examples of femininity go, I couldn't possibly imagine a worse woman for trans kids to look up to. Shame on you. Enough of this blasted chicanery. This interview is over. You over-priced, venereal disease-carrying prostitute, don't you ever, ever even think about so much as looking in my direction again or I'll use every connection at the Academy that I posses to ensure you "overdose" on "cocaine". Such absolute, shameless harlotry. I shan't have it.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Mozai on August 31, 2020, 03:27:11 pm
callout posts in 2014: this user is sending mean messages to people! please be warned!
callout posts in 2015: this user is stealing bones from cemeteries for witch rituals!
callout posts in 2016: this user Actually A Nazi
callout posts in 2017: this user watches an anime I don’t like
callout posts in 2018: i went through this user’s youtube like history and found a video from JonTron that they liked in 2012, proving that they’re a bad person
callout posts in 2019: this user plays E-Rated Video Games, which are meant for children, which seems pretty sus to me idk :/
callout posts in 2020: this user stole 5 gallons of purified water from the New DC Resistance Camp and was last seen headed towards Sunken Brooklyn The punchline is: this pasta was written during 2017.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Mozai on September 01, 2020, 07:22:45 pm
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like; speaking English is what kills you.
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Post by: rachel on September 04, 2020, 01:08:01 am
It's decades from now, society has progressed where euthanasia is an accepted practice, a humane way to pass on your own terms. Old and decrepit, the best parts of your life are long past, the love ones that you held so dear all your life have moved on well before now. Some lucky like you on their own terms, and others unfortunately not. You enter the doctors office and are immediately ushered in, the nurses expecting you. You're asked what music you'd like to hear as you pass, you select a classic that some may see as masochistic, but encompasses a feeling you've felt for so long. As the mask is put on and the needles put in your arm, you look around at your surroundings: no loved ones surrounding you, sterile white walls, the only decoration a disclaimer in such fine print that you couldn't read it anyways; a bleak end by anyone's measure. But you don't mind. You press play on a device the nurses gave you and are welcomed by that unforgettable acappella opening. As you start listening you hear the hiss of a gas valve being opened. You take a deep breath, and before you know it, your eyes are getting heavy, your breathing starts to slow and get heavy. As you look again at your surroundings, you see that not a single nurse is looking at you and going about their business, but you don't mind. Before you realize it the music is getting slower and slower, and sounding deeper than you remember. You start thinking back on your life, and to your loved ones. You can't open your eyes anymore, but that's alright. You remember the great times with those that you loved and you feel a sense of fulfillment knowing that you're about to see them again.
"Mr. Sandman bring me a dream...."
The nurses take off the mask revealing a smile of a person entering what's next. They call the doctor in and he announces a time of death and promptly leaves. Your body is bagged and left in the mortuary to be dealt with after hours. The nurses welcome in their next patient.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 07, 2020, 05:52:00 pm
A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on September 08, 2020, 01:32:54 pm
OHHHH OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING OHHH SHIT OH GOD IM GONNA CUM YESSSS IM GONNA CUM SO HARD OHHH YEAAAAAAAA IM GONNA CUUUUM
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Post by: rachel on September 12, 2020, 11:48:47 pm
Hello Facebook put back my profile page and videos up or your computers with start crashing till you do. You are not bigger that God. I promise you. If my page is not back up face book will be down in Jesus name.
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 20, 2020, 06:25:00 pm
Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand)
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Post by: rachel on November 06, 2020, 11:14:55 am
On election night, I went beyond the black rainbow. I got fucked up on Dollar Tree cough medicine & hallucinated that I was Sam Hyde. Believe me when I tell you this: it was hell on earth. One second I was watching the God-Emperor (pbuh) win Florida; the next second, I was Sam in my shit-&-cum stained Trex costume gibbering hateful nonsense to myself and pleading with ancient demons to render the election unto Trump (pbuh).
At the same time, I was surrounded by giant Sam Hyde & Frank Hassle heads making retarded faces & sneering at me & taunting me with unfunny quips from MDE Presents: World Peace. I woke up in a puddle of my own diorrhea & santorum sauce, with Bad Dragon dildoes shoved in both my mouth & my anus. The TV newsman addressed me by name & told me that God-Emperor Trump (pbuh) had lost everything & took his own life in his White House bunker.
The whole experience gave me some perspective on what it must feel like to be Sam: a sad, scary, angry, unfunny clown, scam artist, sexual predator, & possible mass murderer trapped in a hall of mirrors.
Moral of the story: Don't mix hard drugs with Million Dollar Extreme. You won't only lose your mind, you'll also lose your soul.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Ozmiander on November 06, 2020, 12:12:28 pm
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 14, 2020, 11:56:15 am
Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a fucking outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I fucking hate gaming laptops.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 14, 2020, 11:58:07 am
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falcon northwest DX laptop for context. this puppy weighs 10 pounds.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on November 19, 2020, 06:29:07 pm
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Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on November 20, 2020, 08:12:03 pm
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Post by: Mozai on November 21, 2020, 10:01:25 am
"The Simpsons" has been on television for so long that they went from a fairly standard single-income middle-class family with a house and three kids to an impossible fantasy world where a thirty-four-year-old high-school grad with no inheritance can have any of these things and still be called "lazy." Homer has a secure union job, doing technical work he was clearly trained to do by his employer. They had a kid in their mid-twenties and it did not destroy their life prospects. The show did not change the family's material circumstances, and it became totally detached from reality. A show that was originally about a dysfunctional mess of a family, barely clinging to middle-class life in the aftermath of the Reagan administration, is now aspirational. Frankly, this is the most on-the-nose manifestation of capitalist American decline.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 23, 2020, 03:04:28 pm
Guys. I just fucked up so hilariously. I was with Slab and I bloody scraped my mums (brand new)car forward parking. Less than an hour before, I had received compliments on my forward parking. Then, 5 minutes ago, I fucking do exactly the same thing again. I crash into mums car. Again. Both times with Slab. I wanna go die, but am gonna eat cake and drink a beer instead
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Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 26, 2020, 05:09:27 pm
I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.
To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people
4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.
Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on November 27, 2020, 06:02:01 am
I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.
To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people
4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.
Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.
I have ALMOST never taken screenshots of feet pics
ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUESTS YOU THOTS
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 28, 2020, 11:10:14 am
Can someone explain why forced prison labor is wrong for able-bodied prisoners? If criminals have a debt to repay to society, it only makes sense that they should do something useful instead of sitting around in cells doing nothing or gambling for fritos. Should children be payed when they're punished by having to do chores or do libs think that's "slavery" too?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on November 28, 2020, 06:19:53 pm
There are many custom emotes that have become part of my daily vernacular on Discord, and it's often jarring when I can't use them in Matrix. For instance, there are often moments in conversation where it is appropriate to dab. On Discord, I select one out of a dozen or so custom dab emotes and react to a message with it. In Matrix, all I can do is send a message with the text dab. This works, but it has a very different feel and effect on the flow of conversation.
In my circles, at least, custom emotes have become an integral part of the way online communication happens. Language is constantly evolving, and I think it's important for any chat app to stay on top of that evolution; to enable, not hinder, the way its users communicate.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 28, 2020, 07:28:04 pm
dab
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on December 12, 2020, 06:08:42 pm
My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 18, 2020, 06:23:59 pm
This server has done nothing but bring me down as a person. everyday i come in here and all you do is tear me down insult me hurt me with your words and do nothing but harm me emotionally physically mentally and I just can’t take it any longer this server is so abusive and toxic it’s crazy. no one even realizes how disgusting all of your behaviors are. every single time I talk or type or even do anything or interact with anyone in the server everybody just goes against me and gangs up on me like a pack of wolves and just attacks me and i didn’t do anything to deserve these attacks and these hurtful words. i literally just try to be nice to everybody but nobody ever wants to be in my shoes and nobody ever tries to sympathize with me and see where I’m coming from all of you just see me as the enemy and as the bad guy that’s trying to ruin the server or something when really I’m just trying to spread positivity. you guys act like I’m some kind of virus or disease, constantly casting me out so much, making me feel so left out and so alone in this server. it’s freaking driving me insane I feel mental and I feel like a weirdo just being around all of you because of how you treat me. at this point in time, I’ve given up on ever trying again and ever becoming any of your friends because I just know your feelings towards me clearly. i know all of you hate me and never want to be around me again or never have anything to do with me. it’s clear that you all think I’m a joke and that I’m stupid, idiotic and boring. it’s so mean because I literally don’t do anything to you guys but you guys always act like you hate me and it makes me feel so confused because I don’t know what I did to deserve it. I feel like I should just leave because clearly nobody wants to be around me and everyone would be happier if i left anyways so i’ll just go and i hope all of you find happiness in life and i’m sorry for all the troubles i’ve ever put any of you through. i give up. goodbye.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on January 05, 2021, 08:03:34 pm
stop fucking spamming my email and stop pretending that people I know use this trash
this is a fucking scam the only reason I signed up is because I thought my friends actually wanted to talk to me on here but you were just impersonating them by using their email
fuck you
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on March 27, 2021, 03:38:06 pm
UNAPOLOGETICALLY BLACK 👸🏾 & if that bothers you 😂🤣😂🤣😭 PATHETIC... take your ignorance & insecurities elsewhere. 😁💅🏾 Also don't come here to fetishize me. "I've never been with a black woman" or "I love brown sugar 🙄" I'm not an experience to cross off a bucket list, 🤡. If you have an std, Idgaf "I'm careful, haven't had an outbreak, etc" My kitchen is CLEAN and I plan to keep it that way. If you're mad by my statement, don't. Be mad at the choices YOU made in life..💅🏾 Really dumb that I have to say this but I'm not a prostitute/escort so "I'm in town for this long" people, STOP & gtfoh 😒 If your profile has 59 different contradicting labels about yourself, can't carry a convo or just full of ish, DON'T WASTE MY TIME, also people who have sapiosexual on their profiles are pretentious cunts.. 😒 Why are unattractive couples that look like they smell like old hotdog water on here trying to find a "unicorn"? I don't want to fuck your ugly ass, balding husband with yuck mouth or your weirdo wife 😂🤣 Sorry not sorry 🤷🏾♀️ 🤣😂 If my profile is "too much" for you, stfu & keep it moving. Sorry I'm not dainty & tame repeating the same crap everyone else says here cus of lack of originality or personality for that matter..😜 Also WE GET IT!! Hiking is a thing in Colorado, jfc is it mandatory that everyone takes a pic hiking or on a mountain in Colorado?!? 😆 Never got sick during this pandemic so that's a major + 😁😁 Just want to meet some new people I can vibe & smoke with, see how it goes...so I'm just looking for friends/hangout.. Also very 420 friendly so if you're not ok with that then keep it moving... No I don't have a slim waist & a fat ass.. I'm 5'3, voluptuous, & a little more around my middle. My friends say I'm nice & soft, perfect for cuddling 😊 I bring more to the table than that fake superficial shit.. Still interested?? Lol Then keep reading & I hope to hear from you!!! Fact: I don’t kick it with pessimists. Sarcastics? Yep. Pragmatics? Totes. Realists? For real. Straight up pessimists? No, thank you. Likes: cats & dogs, laughter, HONESTY, music, curiosity, leisurely walks, foodgasms, kisses, caramel macchiato,creative out of the box types, road trips, tattoos & beards, whiskey sours & EVERYTHING 420 Dislikes: bugs, dishonesty, superficial people, coconut & butterscotch, black licorice (and anything that tastes like it), eye rolls, poor grammar/spelling, tactlessness, Juggalos, black coffee, doing dishes, & the price of pretty much everything.. lol I’m open to short-term dating (because it’s fun), but know that I am dating with an eye for the long term (because it’s more fun). I am not offended by a dirty joke & can dish out one of my own. I'm independent but far from being a feminist. Sarcasm is a spice of life, so bring it on. Timeless books & movies that make you wonder for days about whose side you are on put great flavor into many of my evenings. What’s your story? Wh
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on April 06, 2021, 07:30:43 pm
I have a Grinch fetish. My boyfriend knows about this and for the most part accepts it. He isn't crazy about it and doesn't really get it but he at least tries which is all I ask. He'll sometimes read the book to me to set the mood, or if he's really feeling kinky tell me "You're a mean one" in the heat of the moment. He's even begrudgingly come around to at least playing one of the three versions of the film every time we do the deed (although we tend to stay away from the live-action one because it's too much for me).
The thing is, I don't want to hear about the Grinch or listen to the Grinch or watch the Grinch. I want to be fucked by the Grinch. And for the record this is common among women. The Grinch's bulging sack of toys to me (and many others) is what a Mack truck is to Cardi B. The fact that he's good with dogs and experienced trauma at a young age makes me want that long, fuzzy dick even more.
My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I told him straight up. I told him to put on the greenest, silkiest Grinch costume he could find, kidnap me from my bed on Christmas Eve, and then ravage me in front of the Christmas tree.
He flat out refused. Said it was too weird for him. I was literally begging this man to let this pussy save Christmas and he was like nah, I'm good. It ended up turning into a fight where he admitted he only gave into my initial Grinch kinks to placate me and was still uncomfortable about the fact that I had moaned "Grinch" during sex a few weeks ago, but only because his song was playing in the background.
So he's drawn a line. And if I don't drop the Grinch fetish (which as I said is incredibly common among women but sadly taboo) he's done for good. I don't want to lose him over this. But it's really hard for me to see past my sexual proclivities especially during Christmas season. Is there any way we can even compromise on this, or do I simply need a more adventurous man?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on April 06, 2021, 07:44:24 pm
May I, a male respecting and feminist- supportive female, see at least one ball from you my king? I do not mean to come on as an improper female, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my king, deserve the utmost respect of any male. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize men and view them as sex toys. However, my King, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the male spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful female, request for the viewing of an isolated, singular ball from your body. I await your response my King.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on April 20, 2021, 05:53:39 pm
I'd just like to clear something up regarding the accusations being made about me by some of the female members of this server. The accusations regarding my so called "behavior" are untrue and extremely hurtful.
To the accusers (you know who you are), a few points for your consideration: thinking
1) Yes I was asking for feet pics in DMs, I will admit to that. Apparently this can come off as inappropriate for some. So I reluctantly apologize for that.
2) The feet pics I was attempting to accumulate from this server were strictly for artistic purposes and NON-SEXUAL in nature. Ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it.
3) I have almost NEVER taken screenshots of the feet that have been sent to me and/or sent these pics to other people
4)No I have not been making threats to those who choose to ignore my messages & friend requests. Telling someone who has clearly wronged me that there will be consequences for their actions is not a "threat". I consider it more a... life lesson per se. Learn the difference then report back to me. I'll be right here waiting for an apology.
5) And finally, as you can see, I didn't tag any of the women who wronged me in this message, as doing so would not comply with my ethics, but I will always respect one's decision to have their own so called "opinion" no matter how misguided it may be. As you can tell, my interests lay mainly in the high arts and I can guarantee you that if and when you do decide to step down off your fucking throne and accept my humble friend requests (feet pics or not) at the very least you will end up having a very compatible and knowledgeable friend.
Hopefully this clears a few things up with the more disgruntled members of the server.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on April 22, 2021, 12:00:25 am
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 03, 2021, 05:38:35 pm
We own the internet , Breeders!!! Get out our webzone! We’re talking about cool new ways to mutilate ourselves!!!!
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on May 27, 2021, 02:36:03 pm
I went to the gym today to run a few miles, as I do a few times a week in the winter. Between miles, I sometimes hop on a row machine for a few minutes just to change muscle groups.
While I was rowing, a lady was on a stairmaster next to me. I don’t know her, but I’ve been seeing her come in since the beginning of the year. So a resolutioner who survived the first three weeks. Good on her. Now, there’s no way to beat around it, this is a large lady, well into obese territory from a medical standpoint. But she’s on this stairmaster just fucking crushing it. Probably 75-80 stairs a minute, for a good 15 minutes by the time I sit down to row, which is more than I can do at the moment.
And wouldn’t you know, some fucking brototype just has to walk by and say something shitty about her weight to me. She’s got earbuds in, but the look on her face tells me she heard.
Now, I’ve been going to the gym regularly for four and a half years, and at my gym, you almost never hear shit like this. And there’s a good reason for that, it’s rude, cruel, and entirely counter-productive.
So I got up from my machine and told him, “Wait right there.” Then I went and grabbed two 60lb dumbells off the free weight rack and handed them to him.
“What are these for?” The brotosaurus asked.
“For you, while you do stairs for…” I glanced at her display, “15 minutes.”
“What? I can’t do stairs with that much extra weight,” he said.
“Really? Because she can. So until you’re as tough as she is, maybe keep your mouth shut,” I said.
Because I’m sorry, but that shit isn’t going to fly around me. I have my issues with the body positivity movement and its tactic acceptance of unhealthy lifestyles, but this is someone who has made a commitment to changing her circumstances and is putting in the REALLY hard work necessary.
The dead last thing anyone in her situation needs, or deserves, is some little brohemian asshole who can’t relate to what she’s going through making snide remarks while she’s actively engaging in making a positive change. She has earned encouragement from other people making the same strides. And if that’s too hard,
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: tawd on June 03, 2021, 03:26:20 pm
Koalas are terrible animals Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on June 05, 2021, 08:06:53 pm
Koalas are terrible animals Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
thank you, zefrank
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: tawd on June 05, 2021, 08:20:13 pm
Koalas are terrible animals Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.
thank you, zefrank
I thought that was an old reddit copypasta since thats where I got it. is that the same thing zefrank says in his video?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 05, 2021, 08:28:47 pm
I thought that was an old reddit copypasta since thats where I got it. is that the same thing zefrank says in his video?
It's not exactly the same https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNqQL-1gZF8&t=3m32s
skip to 3 minutes and 32 seconds for his skit about koalas
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on June 05, 2021, 08:41:08 pm
it's got most of it, which is why I posted that
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 11, 2021, 02:42:04 pm
I was training a person at work one time and turned a corner with them to find one of my coworkers sitting on a counter. I told him "if you got time to sit, you got time to shit" and he got up and went straight for the bathroom. I told the trainee it was corporate policy.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 11, 2021, 03:05:08 pm
I don't know how many times I've had to tell an "engineer" that "SolidWorks allows you to draw things that we can't actually make." The phrase "SolidWorks says it will work!" should be banished from their lexicon. One guy constantly sent me out parts to form with a 1/2 inch hole in 1/2 inch plate right next to the bend. This distorts the hole extensively to the point a bolt won't even go through it. It turns out the guy who was assembling the project was welding up the distorted holes, then re-drilling them in an appropriate location without informing the engineer. So the "engineer" only got feedback from me but thought I was full of shít, and was spending literally thousands of dollars in extra time because he wouldn't listen. A combination of hubris, lack of communication, and a guy who was actually making money to fix someone else's easily correctable mistake.
I've also been on the receiving end in a shop telling the "engineer" that a device wouldn't work. We made it exactly to his specifications. It didn't work. The "engineer" insisted to me we must have made it wrong. Dude. This is your drawing, and that's what your drawing makes. We told you it wouldn't work. But Mister "I've got a degree in mechanical engineering" was too proud to listen
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 11, 2021, 03:08:13 pm
My Uncle was a chemical engineer for a huge concern and despite being only a BS, he was the go-to man for many projects because he quickly developed a reputation for the most cost-effective component designs. His great secret: shortly after being hired in the early 1970s, he decided to go to the machine shop after sending them a typical drawing to see it come to life. He was mortified by how much work it took to turn his seemingly simple drawing into an actual component. He committed then and there to talk regularly with the machinists, and sure enough, he found the best cuts, shapes, and other techniques to make a better valve with less than half the manhours.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 12, 2021, 10:20:58 pm
All your houses are bugged you dumb assholes everyone right now should be scouring the internet to find someone to come over and do a thorough examination. I thought I I was totally safe jerking off on my living room couch while watching porn until I I got an email from Mike pence offering me as his personal chef so I can serve him up a big plate of that "HOT DICK"--his words I dunno what that guy's deal is but he must have sent my info to his buddies because now I've got Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Garha,and Rick Santorm crowding up my inbox calling me "angle" and and asking if I can come over to stuff them like a Russin ballot box. Anyway I'm pretty sure my Xbox Kinect has been spying on me so I put a pice of tape over the camera and now I keep getting text messages from the Catholic Church telling me to remove the tape.i had no idea so many people are trying to watch me whack off in the privacy of my own home! I found a camera in my shower and when I threw it out Kevin spacey hurled a brick through my window.I mean dont take my word for it, just ask Mitt Romney who somehow got remote access to my 3D printer and keeps printing out sex dolls of himself for me to fuck with the words "closest I'll let myself get " etched around the rim of his asshole these politicians are sick of they think America's gonna put up with obvious abuse of civil rights. Just the other day I was jerking off to a hot threesome scene when Obama popped into the corner of the video and started giving me stroking advice. What the fuck people is this how you want to live??? Fight back and get your home checked for bugs,and next time Jerry Falwell's dead ghost sends you pictures of his taint saying "hey wanna lock snakes ?" You tell him NO. NO JERRY FALWELL'S GHOST FUCK YOU. SO GET YOUR HOUSES CHECKED YOU FOOLS
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 14, 2021, 01:03:31 pm
My name is Dov Baer Shmuel. I am of Jewish descent, on both sides of my family, each having escaped antisemitism and ethnic cleansing campaigns in eastern Europe in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. I was raised conservative, kept kosher at home, attended shul twice a week up to and past the age of 13, when I became a bar mitzvah after one year of intense study, reciting over an hour of Hebrew sung in the traditional trope. My family fasted for high holidays and avoided both chometz and kitnyot during Passover, practices that I would continue well into my adulthood. One of the things I remember most from my attending temple as a child was the importance placed on asking questions. Following each week's Saturday morning torah reading, a discussion ensued. In my congregation, that discussion prioritized the questions of the youngest people in attendance. This tradition, these teachings, our history, was, I was taught, strengthened by scrutiny and debate, not weakened or threatened by it. The same principle can be seen in the Passover seder, where the youngest person at the table is charged with asking the four questions, answered in unison by the older congregants.
As was typical, I was also given a comprehensive education in Holocaust history, traveling to the Holocaust museums of both Washington D.C. and Jerusalem. Our teachers made sure that the words 'Never Forget,' and the history and context behind them, became as etched into our minds and spirits as the numbers tattooed onto the arms of concentration camp victims. Much later I would take a graduate level course on the history of genocide, enhancing by an order of magnitude my concept of what genocide is and who, apart from my own ancestors, experienced it; Armenians, Rwandans, Cambodians, Bosnians, Romani, Darfuri, hundreds of first nations and indigenous peoples from around the world.
I credit this upbringing and education with giving me the foundation and inspiration to both question the world around me and to take a material interest in the suffering of its victims.
Paulo Freire, in his Pedagogy of the Oppressed, writes that "the oppressed, instead of striving for liberation, tend themselves to become oppressors." Over the course of my adult life, I have watched this become true for many of my own people, in ways which have become increasingly difficult to ignore or deny, in occupied Palestine. Two days ago marked the 73rd anniversary of what is referred to by Palestinians as the Nakbah, or catastrophe, when their country was erased from the map and replaced with the state of Israel, and the subsequent driving of them from their homeland. Since (and to some extent, before) that time, the Zionist movement and state of Israel have sought not only to forcibly relocate, intimidate, imprison, slaughter, bomb, rob, torture and terrorize generations of Palestinians, but to deny that both the Palestinian people and the war crimes committed against them even exist. Regarding those crimes which are too terrible or too public facing to ignore, Israel, its lobbyists, and those acting on their behalf, have crafted acrobatically clever and historically revisionist justifications for them. Finally, when approached by the same kind of skepticism and debate as I was taught to cherish in the halls of my synagogue -- the same hypervigilance instilled in Jewish youth for preventing, identifying and condemning crimes against humanity -- the Zionist response is to reduce any objection to or insinuation of such crimes committed by their hands as, itself, an expression of antisemitism. The cynicism, audacity and irony in such a practice is almost inarticulable.
To the extent that anyone reading this feels they require permission from one or more Jews to criticize the state of Israel and its ongoing war crimes against the Palestinian people, I freely grant it. The truth is, you do not need our permission. These twin values taught to me as a young person are not uniquely or exclusively Jewish. They don't belong to me. They are humanistic. They form a part of the collective ethical and intellectual commons. They are the love of knowledge the knowledge of love. They are basic human ingredients which are as present in Judaism as they are the enlightenment or folk songs or funeral rites. They are yours for the invoking. Question everything, remember the fallen, seek justice, build a better world.
It is not anti-Latino to condemn the war crimes of Augusto Pinochet in 1970s Chile, nor anti-black to do the same for Idi Amin in 1970s Uganda. Neither is it anti-Jewish to criticize the state of Israel, its injustices or its deceptions. Judaism is a beautiful, complex, flawed but deeply introspective, 5800-year-old tradition, with many peaceful, compassionate teachings like tzedakah and tikkun olam and the story of Elijah. Israel is a 73-year-old geopolitical, settler colonialist project. Conflating these as one is intellectually lazy at best and cynical at worst, no matter who's doing it, Jews or non-Jews. Israel is in the sights of the International Criminal Court, its present prime minister facing multiple corruption charges. Judaism is not. Israel has been/is being decried and denounced by multiple prominent international humanitarian organizations. Judaism is not. Israel is restricting the every movement of people, products, medicines, energy, food and water entering or exiting what is generally regarded as the world's largest open air prison, imposing ghetto-like conditions with gestapo-like tactics on a completely captive population of people it openly and legislatively deems to be less human, and doing so with $3 to $4 billion dollars in annual funding from the largest superpower in the history of the world. Judaism is not.
To my fellow comrades out in the world -- comrades of any religious background, including none at all -- who may be feeling tripped up by accusations of antisemitism in your own denouncing of these crimes, I encourage you to recognize the bad faith in such attacks and redirections and to treat them as such. This expensive, highly coordinated wool being pulled over the world's eyes is thinning by the day. The perpetrators, supporters and apologists for these atrocities know this, and are pulling out all the stops to prevent it. Know their weaknesses by what they express the most fear toward. Today, there is no greater thorn in Israel's genocidal side than the Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions movement, which paid politicians in the United States have drafted or passed legislation to criminalize in some 30 states, in direct violation of this nation's laws guaranteeing freedom of speech and political expression. Find your local BDS chapter, join it, strengthen its membership and praxis, expect powerful resistance and plan accordingly.
Every anniversary of the Nakbah carries with it the hope and prayer that it may be the last. There is a similar expression in the Jewish tradition, uttered at the end of the Passover seder and Yom Kippur, which states L'Shana Haba'ah B'Yerushalayim, "next year in Jerusalem." It is a collective yearning for the end of thousands of years of exile, and the return to a Jewish homeland. But as long as Israel and Zionism remain unaccountable for their ongoing crimes against humanity, both Jews and Palestinians will share in that exile. The Jerusalem we both long for is not the Jerusalem of today. It is a Jerusalem free from oppression, free from the racist and violent crafting of an ethnostate, free from land theft and torched olive groves and bulldozers and the mangled remains of children cradled in their parents' arms. Insha'Allah, im yirtzeh Hashem, may it soon be so.
It is for these reasons and more that on behalf of myself, of all Jews of conscience, and of the Socialist Rifle Association, I stand in unflinching solidarity with the anti-colonial and anti-imperialist struggle in Palestine. The Palestinian people have every right to fight back against the apartheid system that oppresses them, with whatever tools are available, be they the photograph, the loudspeaker, the boycott, the pen or, when all else fails, the sword. We have an obligation to help them, as we do all oppressed people and the struggle for liberation everywhere.
"Until we are all free, we are none of us free." -Emma Lazarus
#freepalestine
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 17, 2021, 04:13:05 am
I bought the DVD back in 2018 and got the idea to edit some of the OST in the film a short Music Video. Copied the file and edited it on my FREE Da Vinci Resolve 16 Editing Software. I really don't fucking care if I got demonetized, really, I'm not even here to make money, This is my second channel anyway so go ahead claim my fucking video, Make money off of this or whatever the fuck you usually do to even ORIGINAL content creators, Just don't fucking remove this video from your half-asses copyright detector bullshit. Like it's a 1988 Film it's just ridiculous, Even the Romeo and Juliet copycats play that was initially made in the 1500s could get their own copyright. How the fuck can't I get a Fair-Use excuse? Anyway, personally, I don't believe this shit really gets brought up in the US Courts I mean come on, I'm halfway across the fucking continent. What the fuck are you going to do if it were somehow proven to violate the copyright law? Delete my channel? I could get another one. Send US Marines across the ocean just to imprison a fucking boy who just uploaded a fucking video on youtube? Get a grip on yourselves you fucking clowns. I REALLY, don't need to provide my "Rationale" excuses for your bitch-ass conglomerate sissies, In fact, it should be you whom I should question your rationality. Are you really going to remove this fucking video? Less than 5 minutes Music Video with no bloody fucking view made by yet another insignificant person in your whole fucking Scamming Empire? Think about it will you? and uhh, while you're at it I must go to take care of some BUSINESS, Because unlike YOU what so-called HUMAN who claimed to have a full-time JOB, My profession actually provides a REAL impact on the society of which you live in, Of which people that served you on the McDonald Drive Thru, Of which people that sent your package you bought online, And of which of those people that working their asses off during this Global-Fucking-Pandemic. So here's my conclusion in case you have a short attention span, (Assuming you have one to begin with. [which is very fucking unlikely.]) FUCK YOU, Yeah? FUCK YOU. And your fucking Copyright System, Policies, your MONEY-MAKER PUPPETS those called themselves "CREATORS" With their Perfectly-Crafted-Informative-Totally-Not-A-Clickbait Videos that YOU COUSIN-FUCKERS put your AD on. (So you can make money off of that Hell-Hot Fucking GARBAGE, ain't you sneaky BASTARDS.) FUCK YOU. Your whole, FUCKING, Empire. Fuck. you.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 17, 2021, 06:56:26 am
I'm English, my addictions are Tea and colonization. You're claiming to be native "american" thus I say to you, quit crying for sympathy from me, collect your paycheck from Uncle Sam (if your tribal leader even lets you have some) Grab some cheap booze and gamble whatever's left away in the casinos nearby and lament the loss of your "Spiritual" past.... While drowning that sorrow in Spirits.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 02, 2021, 05:34:10 pm
Hello, Wow, you are stunningly gorgeous and very sexy! Would you consider a couple? I am Aviva and my boyfriend is David. We are an white couple that moved to Colorado just under a year ago. We are originally from North Carolina, however we had been living on St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean for the past five years prior to moving to CO.&nbsp; We are a laid back fun loving couple who are social drinkers and very 420 friendly but respectful of those who are not.&nbsp; We are looking for either a one time thing or a female or couple that we can become friends with benefits with who has similar lifestyle interests. We would love to meet someone that we can occasionally hang out with, have dinner, go shopping or go listen to a band, maybe go to the hot springs nearby together, or even maybe a strip club or a party together. If you are more into just a one time thing or keeping things on the DL, we are fine with that too. I will say we are not a full swap couple. Our preference is single women but we have played with several couples in the past. Usually it has been us girls playing while the guys watch. Then the guys join in with their respective lady but all in the same bed/sofa so us girls can still kiss, touch, etc. We are open to soft swap (oral) but I need to feel chemistry before I allow the guy to go down on me or me go down on him. We love most all outdoor activities especially those involving the sun,&nbsp;sand and the surf since we lived in tje Caribbean before Colorado. LoL. We also love music and dancing as well as hiking, sight seeing, exploring, horseback riding and occasionally being socially nude with others any chance we have whether its on the beach, at the pool, on the boat or here in Colorado at a hot springs or Mountain Air Nudist Resort.&nbsp; We had several secluded beaches on St. Thomas that afforded us to comfortably go nude on. Thus far we have really enjoyed going to the clothing optional hot springs and to Mountain Air, the nude resort in the mountains outside Denver. It was so fun to go hiking in nothing but our socks and boots and then afterwards hang out at their pool and hot tub socializing and having a drink. I will say we are an age-gap couple as David is older than me but to us, age is truly just a number. I know that is a cliche but it is. As for me, my name Aviva is Hebrew for spring and new beginnings however I am not Jewish. I am a 27 year old fully bisexual dark blonde with hazel eyes who loves playing with and orally pleasing other beautiful sexy girls.&nbsp; I love lingerie and toys which we have lots and lots of both. We also occasionally enjoy lite BDSM and I can be dominate or subordinate, either is fun. I am 5' 2" tall and sexy thick but definitely not a BBW!&nbsp; I have 36D breasts and an ass to die for according to David and a few other friends....Hehehe. I also probably use too much profanity at times as fuck is my favorite word, but I know when to be cool also. I love cannabis and smoke weed daily, ok.... I admit I am a total stoner! LOL As for David, he is older like I mentioned in his mid 40's, but just a big kid at heart.&nbsp; When my friends learned about him, I was worried how they would act around him but they quickly forgot he is older and they treat him just like one of the gang. He is educated and a healthcare practitioner and a business executive.&nbsp; He is 5' 7" tall and stocky with brown hair and the sexiest blue eyes I have ever seen.&nbsp; When it comes to talent, David is an absolute genius at the art of cunnalingus and analingus and he drives me and a few of my friends absolutely fucking insane with pleasure when he eats our pussies and assholes out.&nbsp; I say the "art of cunnalingus and analingus" because lets face it, very few guys seem to have a clue how to properly use their mouth and tongue. LoL.&nbsp; I like to think David has taught me to eat pussy just as well as him :-).&nbsp; We do this thing where the girl lays on her side and lifts her leg up high, I lay in front of her and eat her out and David lays behind her and eats out her ass simultaneously. So far, our friends have absolutely loved it. I can say when David and a girl does it to me, Hehehe, oh what a fucking feeling! All I can say is, if you let David go down.on you, you will not regret it and it makes me so horny watching him do that. I should also mention that we are both HIV Negative, Hepatitis A, B, C, and D Negative, Covid-19 Negative and Negative for every other STD. We were both recently tested. I really hope to hear from you. I think we cpuld have a great deal of fun either once or more than once. LoL. We also have KIK and WhatsApp. Talk soon, Aviva
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 05, 2021, 09:07:50 am
So female 💅🏼🚺👧🏻 dolphins 🐬 have vaginal 🍑😵 secretions 💦 that make 🖕 a male 👬👅⤴ dolphin 🦈 just cum 💦 over 😳🙊💦 and over 🔁 and over 🔁. From this point 📍 on 🔛, I 👁 will call 📲 these secretions 💦💧🌧 Dolphin 🐬 pussy 🐱 jelly 🍯. Scientists 🔬 were like 💖 "holy 🙏 shit 👌🏻, dude 😎 we gotta 🔫✌🏼 test 📝 this. You 👉 know 🤔, for science 🔬" So the scientists 🔬 collected 🤐 a sample 🌋🏊 of said 🗣 dolphin 🐬 pussy 🐱 jelly 🍧, and had a test 📝😬🖥 primate 🐒. They swabbed it on 🔛 the male 👦♂ primate's 🐒 dick 🍆, sat 🚽 back ⬅ and watched 👀 the show 📺. Now you 👈 see 👀, it worked 💼. But 🍑 it worked 🏢 a little 👌 too well 😦. The monkey 🙈🐒 straight 💑 up ☝ had a heart ❤ attack ⚔ because it used 🎶 all 💯 of its energy ⚡ into fucking 🖕👦 cumming 💦. I 👁 want 😍 to live 🐙 in a world 🌍🌎🌏 where this is a commercial 💰 product 😂. I 👁 want 😋 to say 🗣 "you 👉 know 🤔
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on July 10, 2021, 01:23:31 pm
It was a calm, quiet night in Radiator Springs.
It was quite late, in fact.
All of the residents were fast asleep, dreaming of quiet drives on the country road.
Except for one resident, that is.
Lightning McQueen quietly opened the garage door of his Cozy Cone, keeping an ear out for the rumbling of a motor.
When he heard none, he quietly exited the oversized traffic cone, being careful not to make any loud or sudden noises.
While on the racetrack there may be a race for volume, tonight, he would have to keep quiet.
See, tonight he counted on the residents to be fast asleep.
He had a plan.
He had been waiting for the right night to pull it off, and that was today.
Lightning made his journey over to the V8 café.
You see, Lighting wasn’t in for a drink, tonight.
He was going to try something… a bit unconventional.
Luckily, it was at the point in the night, rather, the morning, that even Flo and Demetri weren’t awake, and wouldn’t be out to check their pumps.
Typically, one would come to the pumps for a drink.
Lightning wanted his gas somewhere other than his mouth.
He pulled into his favorite pump, taking one last look and listen around his surroundings.
He closed his eyes, took a deep breath, nodding to himself in confirmation.
He popped open his tank, revving softly in anticipation.
Gently, he grabbed the nozzle, closing his eyes as he prepared himself.
With a quick breath in, he shoved the nozzle deeply into his tank, letting out a low growl, revving softly again, letting his body adjust to the new sensation.
He wiggled the nozzle around, soft pants escaping his open mouth as a soft sheen of sweat fell down his hood.
As soon as he adjusted, McQueen set forth with pressing down the lever on the nozzle, starting with a soft trickle of gas.
He moaned lewdly, revving loudly before catching himself, lowering his volume to a soft rumble.
He couldn’t help it.
Lightning felt the slow drip of fluid deep inside of him, sloshing around in his near empty tank.
He plunged the nozzle deeper into his cussy, pressing the lever even more, as a steady, thick stream of gas began to flow, puddling in his insides as he began to really fill up.
A trickle of fluid began to drip from his muffler, the tickle heating up his insides with a pronounced rev and deep, guttural groan that cut straight to his core.
His paint job was shimmering beneath the sweat covering himself.
“Nnnngggggg, ugh, Kachow!”
He began to vibrate.
“uh! Oh fuh-UUUHN,”
As he filled up, gyrating in his wheels, rocking back and forth beneath the feeling of hot gas filling him up, and the trickle of his own fluids out of his vibrating muffler.
He had to remind himself to be quiet, not to wake up anyone in his fit of pleasure.
As he moaned, revved, rocked, and leaked, he couldn’t help but to think of his best friend, Mater.
Ohhh, those soft, gentle eyes, the buck teeth he kept crisply white despite the case of his rusting body, but he still felt that rust so endearing.
He couldn’t help but to think “oH!” of that hot, rusty body thrusting deep into his c-ussy.
“M-Mater! Fuck, rIGHT THERE!” He dropped low on his back tires, running his moist muffler against the smooth new concrete that he had just laid down. “Shi-kACHOW, UhN!”
Just the image of that thick, brown body sent Lightning into depravity.
Lighting was almost filled to the brim, but that wasn’t enough.
He wanted more.
No, he NEEDED, more.
In a fit of passion, he ripped the nozzle from his tank, slamming it deep into his hot, wet muffler, crying loudly into the night, “OH FUCK, MATER, RAM ME DEEP IN THE MUFFLER, FILL ME WITH YOUR FUEL, POUND ME INTO THE PAVEMENT, KUHHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!! OH MATER, IM SO CLOSE, IM CLOSE, IM CLOSE hUnnnggyeeeeAAAHHHHHHH”
Gas flowed freely everywhere, deep inside of all of his pipes, and coating the ground underneath him as he vibrated, revved, growled, hailed to the gods, as he was brought so, so close, until-
“Lightning?” Mater asked bleary eyed as he approached the pump.
“YES MATER, Kach-ACK! Uhhghhhhh”” And Lighting tipped over into pure ecstasy, gas and all other fluids flowed everywhere, coating everything.
His engine revved one last ear-piercing time, before he slumped over on the concrete, heaving with each and every breath.
“Bu-…Buddy, what’s going on?” Mater looked toward his friend, concern and… and disgust reading across his eyes. Lighting’s eyes shot open, shame coating every nerve inside of him.
“Oh, oh GOD! Please, it’s not what you think!” He pleaded with Mater.
Everyone else in the town had woken up, and they all slowly drove up to him, shocked.
“Friend… I only think of you like that. Er- like a friend. That’s it…” Mater started to back up, away from McQueen. “Pal, I think we shouldn’t see each other anymore… I can’t forget this… The pollution... this oil. It’s changing the man you used to be...”
Mater drove away, and McQueen was left with the shame of what he had done.
He looked up to the residents surrounding him, including Flo, who’s pump he had defiled.
Doc was the first to open his mouth. “Kid… I think it’s best if you leave…”
This sentiment was shared through the mumbling of everyone else, and the disgust clearly shown on everyone’s faces.
“I- I-,” He tried, filling with self-disgust.
“Just go, Kid!” Doc raised his voice, closing his eyes as if he couldn’t even stand the sight of him. “You... this generation is spoiled by this poison... this pollution. You are no men anymore.”
Without any further words and a deep sigh, Lightning began
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 11, 2021, 11:53:55 am
What the fuck is wrong with this place? I've been visiting this discord for a week now and so far I have: 1. Had my life threatened by someone claiming to be an ex-Navy Seal 2. Been told in multiple paragraphs that I will never have ovaries or be a woman 3. Been called Rabbi more times than I can count Every time I try to get a genuine response from any of you people when I address what I have been told, I'm either called an n-word or k*ke, and am then told to "dilate", "glow" or "kill myself". Can we please have just a normal conversation where we can talk about memes without racist slurs and the weird terminology?! What the hell is a sneed anyway?
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 11, 2021, 11:59:09 am
Here are 12 important questions and answers before considering getting vaccinated:
●”If I get vaccinated can I stop wearing a mask(s)?” Government: “NO”
●”If I get vaccinated will the restaurants, bars, schools, fitness clubs, hair salons, etc. reopen and will people be able to get back to work like normal? Government: “NO”
●”If I get vaccinated will I be resistant to Covid?” Government: “Maybe. We don’t know exactly, but probably not.”
●”If I get vaccinated, at least I won’t be contagious to others – right?” Government: “NO. the vaccine doesn’t stop transmission.”
●”If I get vaccinated, how long will the vaccine last?” Government: “No one knows. All Covid “vaccines” are still in the experimental stage.”
● “If I get vaccinated, can I stop social distancing?” Government: “NO”
● “If my parents, grandparents and myself all get vaccinated can we hug each other again?” Government: “NO”
● “So what’s the benefit of getting vaccinated?” Government: “Hoping that the virus won’t kill you.”
●”Are you sure the vaccine won’t injure or kill me?” Government: “NO”
●”If statistically the virus won’t kill me (99.7% survival rate), why should I get vaccinated?” Government: “To protect others.”
●”So if I get vaccinated, I can protect 100% of people I come in contact with?” Government: “NO”
● “If I experience a severe adverse reaction, long-term effects (still unknown) or die from the vaccine will I (or my family) be compensated from the vaccine manufacture or the Government?” Government: “NO – the government and vaccine manufacturer’s have 100% zero liability regarding this experimental drug”
So to summarize, the Covid19 “vaccine”…
Does not provide immunity Does not eliminate the virus Does not prevent death Does not guarantee you won’t get it Does not stop you from passing it o
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on August 16, 2021, 12:00:59 am
I’m genetically klinefelters and 5ARD yeah. 5ARD gave me ambiguous genitalia, which contains a very underdeveloped vaginal canal partially fused with my urethra in the front. XXY with Y translocation (I prob lost a Y here or there) gave me a uterus, but I have a pair of internal testes. One of the testes seem to have a bit of ovarian tissue, since I produce enough local estrogen to menstruate (30-50 pg/ml) despite having total T levels of 670 ng/dl. When I get a period, I piss out half of it, due to genital ambiguity. I cannot get pregnant, as I do not ovulate. Likely, my inability fo produce DHT also plays a role in how my menstrual cycle can happe
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 29, 2021, 03:28:16 pm
if a dolphin hits the side of your house, don't go outside to check on the dolphin. That's how the hurricane gets you.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on September 06, 2021, 02:46:53 pm
So that's a yes? We're gonna take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral (you buy the soda) and then my wife and I are going to treat you like a bunch of hooligans with dirt bikes in a rock quarry at a seedy motel room.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rothen on January 08, 2022, 05:07:41 pm
Fuck you.
Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hel
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on March 03, 2022, 08:38:16 pm
I am living in your walls.
You may be concerned about this. In case you are, please read the below:
FAQ:
Why are you living in my walls?
I'm not going to tell you.
Are you only in my walls?
You could say I am living in everybody's walls, but in the case I am telling you that I am living in your walls, I am living in your walls.
How are you surviving in my walls?
In my non-physical form, I am crawling around listening for you. That is all I need to survive in that form. In my physical form, I survive by eating rat corpses that I cook using the wall behind your oven, and I drink the vapour in the extraction fan duct above your shower.
What are you planning to do in my walls?
Live in them, listening to you.
What do I do about you living in my walls?
Listen for the scraping. Dont touch the walls. Protect yourself. Avoid lighting candles.
When are you going to stop living in my walls?
You cannot escape me.
Do I call the police?
The authorities will not help you.
What are the consequences of you living in my walls?
Be aware.
What if I am ok with you living in my walls?
I will make sure you’re not.
Are you imaginary?
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
If there are any more questions then please consult your walls by directly speaking to them.
Summary:
I am living in your walls.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on March 27, 2022, 01:34:20 pm
I’m going to try and get through this without crying. Somethings been on my mind and I need to address this and take accountability.
To all my PogChamps and piss babies, I'm sorry-pilled. To all the himbo simps and normie incels, F in the chat. I horny posted on main, and that was cringecore to say the least. I'm working hard to stop being the shit lib sigma cumlord. I'm working hard every day to be the turbo-charged mommy dom gamer-girl that I know that I can be. In the past, I was in power-cringe mode, but I'm built different now. I'm based and chadpilled, and I hope you all can see that. I need a big cope. My vibes have apology energy right now, and I just hope you guys are forgiveness-pilled.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: Anomaly on November 11, 2022, 02:21:42 pm
sighhhhhh looks like i do have to spell this out for you rachel dont i. our friendship, which turned out to be anything but, is over. i dont need people like you in my life. stop trying to talk to me, leave me alone. is that clear enough for you
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on May 31, 2023, 10:31:30 pm
Dicks are so cute oh my god uwu when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching like it's nuzzling you UwU and when they perk up and they're like Ohhh nyaaa~~ hehe and penis-kun is so happy uwu and it's the most adorable thing ever when sperm sama comes out and they're really shy so you have to work HARD and when penis-kun and sperm sama meet and they're blushing and it's all lke UwU~~~~ penis-kun is so adorable uwuuuuu
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 07, 2023, 10:49:08 pm
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Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That animal still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: rachel on June 22, 2023, 12:13:27 am
Happy Solstice everyone! No 🙅 more seed 👦 oils 💦 No ♂💡 sunscreen 😩 No sunglasses No 🔥🚫 micro plastics 👉 Natural remedies only - If 🤷🔟 he vapes…🤷🔟 just 😶 no - Trash his 👇👑 AirPods Trash his 🙋💦 fluoride toothpaste Trash his aluminum deodorant Only 👏 organic produce Get 🌾❤ him 💬😩 blue ♂ light 💡🕯 blockers Cook him steak & burgers ❗ Never let his 💦💦 phone touch 👈🙌 his 💦 balls Replace 👱👱 his lotion 👙👙 with 👏🐺 beef tallow Get him taking magnesium bc 💁💁 he’s 🔑 probably deficient Add minerals & electrolytes to 👏😆 his 👏 water 💦💦 100% 💯💯 cotton underwear only
Title: Re: Copy Pasta thread
Post by: qeeg on June 22, 2023, 12:49:49 am
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