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Title: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on March 31, 2017, 04:52:41 am
My address is 1JnrKHzCEw7Nthb5hN9NNARFpo6SNjyCYx

lol
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on March 31, 2017, 04:55:05 am
I'd like to point out that my bitcoin address contains the string "NARF"

(http://pre01.deviantart.net/25f2/th/pre/i/2012/082/a/f/narf_by_the_j4k-d4totxz.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on March 31, 2017, 04:57:41 am
Alternatively you can send me etherium, that works too

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Ethereum_logo_2014.svg)

0x496f335261C18de9eb91f524fCfC4712A922e4C7
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2017, 04:28:32 am
What is Crypto-Currency?

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G1JtJLRuqgo/hqdefault.jpg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1JtJLRuqgo
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rothen on June 28, 2017, 03:39:09 pm
rachel, do you need the money for life expenses so you can continue your protesting?
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2017, 10:52:21 pm
rachel, do you need the money for life expenses so you can continue your protesting?

ummm no I need the money so I can spend more time working on wetfish projects
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on September 05, 2017, 12:31:31 pm
(http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user3303/imageroot/2013/12/20131209_bitcoinlotus.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 16, 2017, 11:03:54 am
Bitcoin back up to almost 8k

(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/f38a23de-16e1-f5e1-1a9a-e0f54e12d1ff.png)
Title: lmao
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on December 20, 2017, 05:43:06 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DRiLY4yVwAAOl7S.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on December 23, 2017, 11:03:11 pm
(http://ethwallpaper.co/static/wallpapers/bc0e5b6b-2bfa-42d5-a1bb-3d530837b0fa.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Kitlero on December 23, 2017, 11:08:44 pm
Bitcoin back up down to almost 8k

(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/f38a23de-16e1-f5e1-1a9a-e0f54e12d1ff.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on December 27, 2017, 09:07:30 pm
(https://cointelegraph.com/images/725_Ly9jb2ludGVsZWdyYXBoLmNvbS9zdG9yYWdlL3VwbG9hZHMvdmlldy9jOGY5OTlmOTRiYTkyY2Y5YWE5MzU2NTlhMzgzYTdkNy5qcGc=.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on December 30, 2017, 01:13:53 am
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on January 01, 2018, 09:32:45 am
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: h on January 01, 2018, 12:56:11 pm
join us at #crypto
the patrician cryptocurrency trading channel
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Kitlero on January 03, 2018, 12:11:02 pm
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ebd12f6476db8071fcd53df8de9888e/tumblr_p0kcaiYzN41w50cdwo1_540.jpg)

I like how there's no response.

James: "Should I respond? No. I might miss important bitcoin news..."
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 04, 2018, 12:16:29 pm
(http://nakamotoinstitute.org/static/img/mempool/ethereum-is-doomed/vitalik-rai-stones.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 06, 2018, 11:10:46 pm
this song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Yu6dA603uw

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4Yu6dA603uw/maxresdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 08, 2018, 01:57:18 am
Lmao

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EtherDelta has to be the worst exchange ive ever been on. Ended up spending 100 bucks on fees just to buy nothing and get the ETH back into my wallet. What the actual fuck is this? Id rather stick my dick in a blender.

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FUCK THIS SITE! ALL IT DOES IS DEDUCT FEES CANT MARKET BUY OR SELL SHIT.

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I hope your business collapses after my pending withdrawal goes through in 22 hours.

https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherDelta/comments/7ow50s/this_has_to_be_the_worst_exchange_ive_ever_been/
https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherDelta/comments/7otfuy/fuck_this_site_all_it_does_is_deduct_fees_cant/
https://www.reddit.com/r/EtherDelta/comments/7oscs2/fuck_you_ed/
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 18, 2018, 12:28:36 pm
(https://i.redd.it/4sajrr3mozuy.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on January 24, 2018, 12:02:28 am
(https://i.imgur.com/CTfRMvG.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on January 31, 2018, 03:20:30 pm
(https://d188rgcu4zozwl.cloudfront.net/content/B073NF2Z9G/resources/85626453)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on April 09, 2018, 10:37:10 am
(https://i.redd.it/5rnf2kbn72901.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: ionicwake on April 09, 2018, 11:28:55 am
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/3ebd12f6476db8071fcd53df8de9888e/tumblr_p0kcaiYzN41w50cdwo1_540.jpg)

LOL
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on April 11, 2018, 03:46:55 pm
(https://i.warosu.org/data/biz/img/0038/49/1507851442527.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on August 17, 2018, 12:33:52 am
(https://i.redd.it/kd41f7ykvjg11.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 08, 2018, 09:57:26 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DriVlbxWsAANkgA.jpg:large)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 09, 2018, 04:29:39 pm
(https://i.redd.it/psx953c345v11.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 27, 2018, 10:14:47 am
(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_banners/14338147/1510907416/1500x500)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on February 06, 2019, 12:53:42 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DyrgzdpVAAERJk8.jpg:large)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on March 12, 2019, 10:57:32 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/KJT1f5B.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on March 13, 2019, 01:04:21 am
(https://i.imgur.com/KJT1f5B.jpg)
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/162574501949865984/555299972560584705/redheronsaysfuck.gif)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 07, 2019, 06:08:49 pm
https://binance.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360028031711

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18:57 < rachel> binance hacked
18:57 < rachel> 7k btc stolen
18:57 < rachel> all withdrawls disabled for a week
18:57 < rachel> while they do a security audit
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rothen on May 11, 2019, 03:18:35 am
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Binance will use the #SNAFU fund to cover this incident in full. No user funds will be affected.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 26, 2019, 05:49:34 pm
https://www.zdnet.com/article/second-florida-city-pays-giant-ransom-to-ransomware-gang-in-a-week/

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On Monday, in an emergency meeting of the city council, the administration of Lake City, a small Florida city with a population of 65,000, voted to pay a ransom demand of 42 bitcoins, worth nearly $500,000.

The decision to pay the ransom demand was made after the city suffered a catastrophic malware infection earlier this month, on June 10, which the city described as a "triple threat."

Despite the city's IT staff disconnecting impacted systems within ten minutes of detecting the attack, a ransomware strain infected almost all its computer systems, with the exception of the police and fire departments, which ran on a separate network.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: redheron on September 08, 2019, 05:26:58 pm
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 30, 2019, 10:18:48 pm
(https://matrix.wetfish.net/_matrix/media/v1/download/matrix.wetfish.net/ThkmZGNCoEasxjNZPqYVZFFT)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on March 27, 2020, 09:51:08 am
(https://zerohplovecraft.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/image20.png?w=740)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: h on March 27, 2020, 09:54:57 am
(https://zerohplovecraft.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/image20.png?w=740)
read the rest of this
https://zerohplovecraft.wordpress.com/2018/05/11/the-gig-economy-2/
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 27, 2020, 07:53:53 pm
(https://zerohplovecraft.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/image20.png?w=740)
read the rest of this
https://zerohplovecraft.wordpress.com/2018/05/11/the-gig-economy-2/

is this the imperative "you must read the rest of this"
or the declarative "i read the rest of this"

either way i am interested to hear your critical thoughts'
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: h on March 29, 2020, 12:48:47 pm
(https://zerohplovecraft.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/image20.png?w=740)
read the rest of this
https://zerohplovecraft.wordpress.com/2018/05/11/the-gig-economy-2/

is this the imperative "you must read the rest of this"
or the declarative "i read the rest of this"

either way i am interested to hear your critical thoughts'

both
its a good story
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on March 29, 2020, 01:43:54 pm
i'm almost done with it, i haven't read sci fi this bizarre in a while. i like it
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 01, 2020, 02:13:38 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/s22IMz3.jpg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Diabolizer on May 01, 2020, 07:22:41 pm
Spend my days in the data mines
Writing down the coded lines
The man upstairs makes a bit-coin
And all I make is a measly bit-dime
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 11, 2020, 09:06:42 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EXuO3DwXgAE_yIb?format=jpg&name=4096x4096)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on July 25, 2020, 06:12:42 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Edn_SNWXoAII2ZS?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 25, 2020, 10:55:54 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Edn_SNWXoAII2ZS?format=jpg&name=medium)

i like that idea, it could maybe work running down the side of a mountain

DC power devices are getting a lot smarter and easier to tie together
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on August 19, 2020, 08:37:16 pm
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: kayimbo on August 20, 2020, 12:00:34 am


What a weird story.   Your room is now deadly hot from bitcoin mining.  Do you
a) Open up doors and window
b) leave the room
c) decide to stop drinking water for days and go to sleep when you feel ill.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on February 06, 2021, 01:08:42 pm
How to mine Bitcoins:

1. Remove the CPU from your computer's motherboard
2. Place metal coins and action figures onto your computer's motherboard
3. ???
4. Profit

(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/a6d6cc4f-fd21-a537-1889-567d5a6d341b.jpeg)

Source: Reuters - https://www.reuters.com/article/us-crypto-currency-germany-password/police-seize-60-million-of-bitcoin-now-wheres-the-password-idUSKBN2A511T
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 06, 2021, 10:09:45 pm
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 14, 2021, 11:55:00 am
Fictional cryptocurrencies by Scott Alexander.

GenghisCoin: Distributed by proof-of-research; instead of using a random cryptography problem for proof-of-work, the Genghis protocol makes users solve a specific useful problem. In this case, the particular useful problem is mining competing cryptocurrencies with fewer users than GenghisCoin. Once GenghisCoin has mined enough of a competitor, it launches a 51% attack and redistributes the competing coin to its own users in proportion to how many GenghisCoins they have.

VatiCoin After a thousand years, the Catholic Church discovered how to do indulgences right: as tradable digital tokens. Not only does an initial coin offering provide better price discovery than the Pope picking a random number, but sinners who do good deeds later can sell their coins to someone else. Subject of several court cases about whether someone's VatiCoins go to their heirs upon their deaths or whether this would defeat the point; current holders are advised to avoid the problem by not disclosing the password to their wallet.

Driverify: Developed by Tesla's self-driving-car division. Cars mine Driverify with spare computing power while idling, and spend it bidding against each other for right-of-way if they arrive at a four-way stop sign at the same time (users can preprogram how aggressively their cars bid in these auctions). Compatible Teslas would also have fenders that send electrical pulses, transmitting data into the receiver fender of another car. If two Teslas got in a fender-bender, they could use their now-connected fenders to have the at-fault car recompense the victim by transferring an appropriate amount of Driverify.

RedCoin: Karl Marx always said that communism would be a non-hierarchical economic system that prospered after the state withered away. A group of Marxist intellectuals took the obvious next step and made it an altcoin. RedCoin is notable for its reverse-proof-of-stake; you get more RedCoin in proportion to how little RedCoin you have right now, ensuring that all wallets naturally tend toward an equal amount. You can't do decentralized finance on RedCoin, but you can do decentralized linear programming calculations to determine the optimal allocation of goods in a planned economy.
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on February 25, 2021, 09:35:23 pm
Now you can be a New York City art-dealer asshole on the blockchain.  https://dada.nyc/home

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In order to buy art from DADA.nyc, I first had to first download and install the MetaMask digital wallet Chrome browser plugin. I then created an account at Coinbase, the world’s most popular way to buy and sell Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin, and connected it to my bank account.  With that in place, I was able to purchase the above artwork by artist moxarra from the "Creeps & Weirdos" collection for 0.0168730806870718 Ethereum ($11.833). As the owner, I now have the option to sell the work, same as with a physical work of art - but I have to say that I have grown quite fond of it and think I will hold onto it for now.

There are at least four major areas where blockchain will disrupt the art market:

1. Driving digital art sales through digital scarcity
2. Democratizing fine art investment
3. Improving provenance and reducing art forgery
4. Creating a more ethical way of paying artists
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on May 01, 2021, 10:04:22 am
don't copy that floppy
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/011788b9-d52c-e6a8-76a5-7bfc9df68a99.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 01, 2021, 01:30:06 pm
don't copy that floppy
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/011788b9-d52c-e6a8-76a5-7bfc9df68a99.jpeg)

lol
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on May 01, 2021, 04:51:17 pm
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on June 03, 2021, 11:20:00 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E3AX9irWQAI77cW?format=jpg&name=medium)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 04, 2021, 02:47:20 pm
Fictional cryptocurrencies by Scott Alexander.
These are amazing!
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on September 16, 2021, 10:36:38 am
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on September 22, 2021, 07:06:38 pm
BITCOIN'S TESTOSTERONE FUELED 2021 BULL RUN!!!!!!!!!!

(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v1/download/wetfish.chat/QxQumUuMMciWMrxGSxOTeAsK)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on September 23, 2021, 03:33:20 pm
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on October 10, 2021, 07:44:29 pm
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/5e1b1a46-61ae-49f6-055f-0ded6f6029e2.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Anomaly on October 18, 2021, 05:08:29 pm
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on October 19, 2021, 10:21:05 am
Titled "Non-Fungible Tolkien"
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/12fa53af-fa1f-774a-6528-b2f4bbc35202.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 03, 2021, 01:04:11 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/hA7zGEK.jpeg)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on November 16, 2021, 12:20:28 pm
"Bitcoin has been a speedrun of teaching libertarians how we got all
our banking regulations; I'm excited for when someone collateralizes
the coins and sells them to investment banks.  In engineering we say
every safety regulation was written in blood first then inked over;
the same is true for banks."
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 17, 2021, 11:13:17 am
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on November 17, 2021, 11:22:25 am
Go hard, fucking chickenshit semigains
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/3f4a8c74-7c13-70a2-2a0d-b110ec362a35.png)
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on November 17, 2021, 12:14:05 pm
https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1460838711885635588?t=77iDw0ZxwacSXxoinre-fg&s=19 (https://twitter.com/CoinersTakingLs/status/1460838711885635588?t=77iDw0ZxwacSXxoinre-fg&s=19)
source tweet

and replies

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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 19, 2021, 12:04:02 am
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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Anomaly on November 19, 2021, 11:50:12 am
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/86a2201d-3dce-8cc6-d1b1-0e5896c26749.jpeg)

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Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: Mozai on November 28, 2021, 04:10:52 pm
(picture: Quark explains NFTs to Odo)

There's been a sequel!  with voice acting!
Title: Re: who wants to give me bitcoins?
Post by: rachel on November 28, 2021, 04:20:17 pm
(picture: Quark explains NFTs to Odo)

There's been a sequel!  with voice acting!


wow good voice acting!! it's like a real episode of ds9

totally believable that Rom would be a crypto investor lol