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Title: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 25, 2017, 07:41:08 am
Are you a good housewife? Tell me about it!

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This morning I woke up and did a load of dishes. Yesterday I cleaned up the kitchen a bit, weeded the garden, and hemmed devnill's pants. I've never hemmed anything before so devnill had to teach me. He says he doesn't like doing it but I thought it was fun.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: nicefish on May 25, 2017, 08:36:15 am
About a week ago I installed Debian on my laptop because I was tired of Arch.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: redheron on May 25, 2017, 08:34:34 pm
I'm washing the comforters and sheets today. After that I'm just gonna wash all the clothes in the house. And fold them, and put them someplace.

Considering putting a skirt on o: gasp
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 25, 2017, 11:10:57 pm
I'm washing the comforters and sheets today. After that I'm just gonna wash all the clothes in the house. And fold them, and put them someplace.

Considering putting a skirt on o: gasp

Nice!!! Devnill keeps all of his clean and dirty clothes in hampers so a lot of the time it's hard to tell what is what... I should just hang it up for him

haha
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: redheron on May 25, 2017, 11:12:52 pm
I'm washing the comforters and sheets today. After that I'm just gonna wash all the clothes in the house. And fold them, and put them someplace.

Considering putting a skirt on o: gasp

Nice!!! Devnill keeps all of his clean and dirty clothes in hampers so a lot of the time it's hard to tell what is what... I should just hang it up for him

haha
I've been doing a lot of folding lol, we have dressers for most stuff but I've been having to clean them out, they're kinda dusty lolol x_x
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 29, 2017, 02:24:37 pm
Yesterday I ran out of clean underwear so I just wore a fancy long dress and did laundry

xD
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 30, 2017, 03:53:01 pm
Found this awesome recipes site specifically designed for saving money! https://www.budgetbytes.com/

Everything is priced out so you can pick things not only based on how tasty they look but how much they cost per serving.

Check out this pizza:

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https://www.budgetbytes.com/2016/06/freezer-ready-mini-pizzas/

$0.36 each. THIRTY SIX CENTS

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Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 02, 2017, 02:09:19 pm
i keep having to wash the sheets because me and my man make such a mess with all the sex juices, every night and some mornings. once it soaked through to the mattress underneath, and i just CAN'T get it out! I put down a plastic sheet but it crinkles and makes horrible noises, and i hate it!!
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 02, 2017, 02:09:56 pm
also i love quinoa, natures healthy grain

i wish it hadn't suddenly got popular, now it's like, $9/pound. it used to be horse feed cheap.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 02, 2017, 06:27:42 pm
Today I was riding my longboard around the neighborhood to get some fresh air. I like looking at everyone's yards, I think it says a lot about who lives there. Anyway, I'm riding around and I see these giant beautiful purple flowers so I stop to take a minute to appreciate the garden.

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Then I notice there's one of those little "Free Library" boxes so I take a peak...

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Nothing super interesting, but by the time I was done perusing all the books I was greeted by an older / middle-aged woman and her dog, Ginger.

We talk for a few minutes about plants and gardening and stuff and she even told me the name of those beautiful flowers: Purple Delphinium!

So the moral of the story is look for people with nice gardens and maybe you'll get to meet some nice neighbors.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 02, 2017, 07:46:39 pm
that's a great story. and i love neighborhoods with lots of nice plants to look at! and people who are friendly about it!

unfortunately if i am judged by the state of my yard, i'm a piece of garbage. i'll take a picture in the morning, but it's.. odd.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 04, 2017, 02:13:51 am
Get together with the neighbors!

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Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: h on June 09, 2017, 07:08:38 am
this morning i held hands wit my husbando
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 20, 2017, 10:00:05 pm
Today I was working in the garden and met one of my neighbors from down the street! I was using some cut branches to help make the front yard garden a bit shadier; it's been so hot the past couple weeks that a bunch of plants are wilting, especially the basil. My neighbor was walking by and said he liked my flowers and the hugel. I explained how it works with decomposing logs and we introduced ourselves.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2017, 07:31:33 am
Hey y'all, I'd like to introduce Andy's wife Katie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accyX6m4xpg&t=20m25s
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 28, 2017, 02:43:36 pm
Hey y'all, I'd like to introduce Andy's wife Katie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accyX6m4xpg&t=20m25s

lol

idk if you know this but "keep em barefoot and pregnant" is a saying wrt horses (and occasionally women :X) the thought is to keep horses unshod (so their hoofs don't split, I think) and, you guessed it, pregnant!

not sure how widespread it is but i heard it A LOT growing up! anyway Katie is barefoot and pregnant! good job katie!
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 28, 2017, 03:30:21 pm
Hey y'all, I'd like to introduce Andy's wife Katie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=accyX6m4xpg&t=20m25s

lol

idk if you know this but "keep em barefoot and pregnant" is a saying wrt horses (and occasionally women :X) the thought is to keep horses unshod (so their hoofs don't split, I think) and, you guessed it, pregnant!

not sure how widespread it is but i heard it A LOT growing up! anyway Katie is barefoot and pregnant! good job katie!

I've always heard "barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen" but I don't know many people that raise horses.

Apparently there's a whole wikipedia article about it!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barefoot_and_pregnant

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The phrase "barefoot and pregnant" seems to have been introduced in the early twentieth century by Arthur E. Hertzler, the Horse-and-Buggy Doctor from Kansas: "'The only way to keep a woman happy,' he said, 'is to keep her barefoot and pregnant.'"

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The variation "barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen" has been associated with the phrase "Kinder, K?che, Kirche" (translated "children, kitchen, church"), used under the German Empire to describe a woman's role in society.

Oh gosh the feminist "negative connotations" section is super cringe.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on June 28, 2017, 03:36:34 pm
i already never used it but now i'm not going to use it, twice as hard.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on July 11, 2017, 06:51:05 pm
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Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 13, 2017, 02:03:20 am
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idk if you read much bible in your Becoming A Christly Wife but proverbs 31 describes the ideal wife. She's smart, strong, a good manager, kind to the poor, and her children love her. "A proverbs 31 woman" is a christian meme, has been for years.

Basically, a Bad Bitch.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: grenuttag on July 13, 2017, 02:06:23 am
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idk if you read much bible in your Becoming A Christly Wife but proverbs 31 describes the ideal wife. She's smart, strong, a good manager, kind to the poor, and her children love her. "A proverbs 31 woman" is a christian meme, has been for years.

Basically, a Bad Bitch.

nice username
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on July 30, 2017, 11:42:31 pm
In Denmark they have preschools and kindergartens where kids get to play around in forests.

Personally, I grew up in a forest and think it's made a great impact on my life!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_2NIhXrjIQ

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Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on August 01, 2017, 02:08:35 am
I miss falling out of trees, and fucking trees, and other shit. I can climb trees now, but it brings me no joy.

At the house where I spent the first six years of my life, there were about a dozen trees with curved flower pods that are *delicious*, and you can eat them. I thought they were honey locust or sweet locust but the pictures I googled up, don't match. So I have no idea what kind of tree they are. Also the bark was these big thick wrinkles that is perfect for grabbing onto. Great trees.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: redheron on August 02, 2017, 08:24:48 am
A searchable index of every stain ever and how to destroy it (http://web.extension.illinois.edu/stain/index.cfm)
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on August 06, 2017, 05:00:16 am
A meta-analysis from 2016 concludes that spanking has very few positive outcomes, if any. Side effects of spanking include: children not respecting parents, self-esteem issues, and the development of asocial behavior lasting through adulthood. The analysis also showed that spanking causes these side effects even in cases where parents do not physically abuse their children in any other way.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/299992592_Spanking_and_Child_Outcomes_Old_Controversies_and_New_Meta-Analyses

Quote from: science
Conclusion

Spanking children to correct misbehavior is a widespread practice, yet one shrouded in debate about its effectiveness and even its appropriateness. The meta-analyses presented here found no evidence that spanking is associated with improved child behavior and rather found spanking to be associated with increased risk of 13 detrimental outcomes. These analyses did not find any support for the contentions that spanking is only associated with detrimental outcomes when it is combined with abusive methods or that spanking is only associated with such outcomes in methodologically weak studies. Across study designs, countries, and age groups, spanking has been linked with detrimental outcomes for children, a fact supported by several key methodologically strong studies that isolate the ability of spanking to predict child outcomes over time. Although the magnitude of the observed associations may be small, when extrapolated to the population in which 80% of children are being spanked, such small effects can translate into large societal impacts. Parents who use spanking, practitioners who recommend it, and policymakers who allow it might reconsider doing so given that there is no evidence that spanking does any good for children and all evidence points to the risk of it doing harm.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on February 28, 2018, 02:30:57 am
My hands are super dry from washing dishes for dinner every day.. I should wear gloves.
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: Black T Cat on February 28, 2018, 08:18:46 am
This thread http://www.playbuzz.com/kevamaher10/what-sort-of-housewife-will-you-be-teen-version#eightieth
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on February 28, 2018, 11:23:51 pm
This thread http://www.playbuzz.com/kevamaher10/what-sort-of-housewife-will-you-be-teen-version#eightieth

Working Wife

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You're always busy, whether it's work or school -- you and your husband get home close to the same time
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on June 16, 2018, 11:01:26 am
Back in the 1930s when housewives made dresses out of flour sacks... https://www.littlethings.com/flour-sack-dresses/
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 13, 2020, 02:55:54 pm
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Post by: kayimbo on May 13, 2020, 09:57:00 pm
Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: kayimbo on May 14, 2020, 06:04:09 pm
You must be at least this traditional
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Post by: kayimbo on May 23, 2020, 11:00:45 pm
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Title: Re: Good morning housewives
Post by: rachel on May 24, 2020, 01:10:39 am
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nice