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Title: I love Linux
Post by: nicefish on July 17, 2017, 02:40:30 am
This kept me awake all night long:
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$ date; sleep 30m && aplay /dev/urandom
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on July 17, 2017, 06:46:48 am
y
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: netpun on July 19, 2017, 05:36:55 am
try this:
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playfont() { (cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc a-zA-Z0-9 | fold -bw 80 | while read; do figlet -w "${2-80}" -f "${1-term}" "$REPLY"; done | aplay) 2>&-; }it (optionally) accepts two arguments. the first is the FIGlet font file name, the second is the line-wrap length
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: nicefish on July 20, 2017, 03:06:40 pm
try this:
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playfont() { (cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc a-zA-Z0-9 | fold -bw 80 | while read; do figlet -w "${2-80}" -f "${1-term}" "$REPLY"; done | aplay) 2>&-; }it (optionally) accepts two arguments. the first is the FIGlet font file name, the second is the line-wrap length

that's really awesome. thank you.
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on July 22, 2017, 02:05:55 am
try this:
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playfont() { (cat /dev/urandom | tr -dc a-zA-Z0-9 | fold -bw 80 | while read; do figlet -w "${2-80}" -f "${1-term}" "$REPLY"; done | aplay) 2>&-; }it (optionally) accepts two arguments. the first is the FIGlet font file name, the second is the line-wrap length

that's really awesome. thank you.

You're right, this does sound nicer than just piping /dev/urandom to aplay. Do you have any recommended fonts?
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on July 22, 2017, 02:08:03 am
I think it's more fun to listen to structured binary files, like this:

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aplay /bin/bash

Do you know any other programs that sound good?
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: netpun on July 22, 2017, 09:54:35 am
...

that's really awesome. thank you.

You're right, this does sound nicer than just piping /dev/urandom to aplay. Do you have any recommended fonts?

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doh
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doh 1
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alligator 1
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alpha
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banner 1
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bear
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crazy 1
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isometric1Actually, just go to this list and try any of the ones which have unique geometry: http://www.jave.de/figlet/fonts/overview.html (http://www.jave.de/figlet/fonts/overview.html)
I got most of my fonts from that website, btw: http://www.jave.de/figlet/fonts.html (http://www.jave.de/figlet/fonts.html)
You can list all the fonts on your computer by typing
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locate .flf
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: netpun on July 22, 2017, 10:05:21 am
I think it's more fun to listen to structured binary files, like this:

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aplay /bin/bash

Do you know any other programs that sound good?
Whoa I never thought of that.
Why not play them all?
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aplay /usr/bin/*brrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEE ASDFJKLWFPOQIUBPASCJOAPJEPQOCMAPJFQPIEJFIWEGRIJFUHFJGKFP...
brrrrrrrrrrrrrr EE EOFJWEOPFJOWPEJPMVPOSDFJPWOIFIOWIJPOIFJPWOIGEPORIWEJPOWWE...

On another note, try this:
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tree / | aplay
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: h on July 22, 2017, 02:45:06 pm
(https://file.house/EB2B.png)
save as freedom.png
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aplay freedom.png
EDIT: IT WORKS NOW
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on July 23, 2017, 08:16:30 am
(https://file.house/g8Oi.png)
save as freedom.png
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aplay freedom.png

Hey, this is pretty cool, but for best results you need to specify the sample rate.

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aplay -r 16000 ~/Pictures/freedom.png
Playing raw data '~/Pictures/freedom.png' : Unsigned 8 bit, Rate 16000 Hz, Mono

The default of 8000 is very weird and slowed down.
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rothen on July 24, 2017, 04:25:54 pm
Yeah, for a long while my alarm was a little script that threw random binary files at aplay until killed. Try
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aplay /bin/sed
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 26, 2017, 02:59:58 pm
i hate linux so much im going to fight it
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on September 13, 2017, 03:56:03 pm
same

(https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0600/62/1493132536786.jpg)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on October 06, 2017, 01:07:40 am
If you love linux then you'll LOVE the new Librem 5 phone from Purism!

(https://puri.sm/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/librem5-quotes-kde-people-1024x603.jpg)

It's a phone that runs Linux!!! Coming to an internet near you some time in 2019. Pre-order today!

https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: nicefish on October 06, 2017, 12:25:34 pm
If you love linux then you'll LOVE the new Librem 5 phone from Purism!

(https://puri.sm/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/librem5-quotes-kde-people-1024x603.jpg)

It's a phone that runs Linux!!! Coming to an internet near you some time in 2019. Pre-order today!

https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/

Unfortunately, a new phone isn't in my budget until at least May 2019. Full-priced phones should last me at least 2 years.
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: h on October 07, 2017, 01:37:54 am
If you love linux then you'll LOVE the new Librem 5 phone from Purism!

(https://puri.sm/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/librem5-quotes-kde-people-1024x603.jpg)

It's a phone that runs Linux!!! Coming to an internet near you some time in 2019. Pre-order today!

https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/

get a pixel 2 xl
(http://cdn.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Google-Pixel-2-and-Pixel-2-XL-1.png)

it comes with google assistant built right in

(http://stuffmideast.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pixel_assistant.png)

and you squeeze the sides and it comes right up

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/4/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-12338-1507151816-1.gif)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on October 09, 2017, 10:54:38 pm
If you love linux then you'll LOVE the new Librem 5 phone from Purism!

(https://puri.sm/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/librem5-quotes-kde-people-1024x603.jpg)

It's a phone that runs Linux!!! Coming to an internet near you some time in 2019. Pre-order today!

https://puri.sm/shop/librem-5/

 get a pixel 2 xl
(http://cdn.wccftech.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Google-Pixel-2-and-Pixel-2-XL-1.png)

it comes with google assistant built right in

(http://stuffmideast.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/pixel_assistant.png)

and you squeeze the sides and it comes right up

(https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-10/4/17/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-12338-1507151816-1.gif)

I don't want this spy shit in my pocket
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: nicefish on October 11, 2017, 01:15:17 pm
(https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.175713535.6433/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: h on October 30, 2017, 07:32:50 am
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mkdir skellington && cd skellington && for i in {1..23}; do curl -O https://s.4cdn.org/image/skeletons/$i.gif; done
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on November 22, 2017, 12:28:38 am
Quote from: irc
01:23 < n17r4m> does anyone have any thoughts on this? it is driving me crazy and making me feel incompetent.
                https://askubuntu.com/questions/979037/random-continuous-playing-of-device-removed-and-device-added-sounds
01:23 <%topkek_2000> Title: notification - Random/continuous playing of device-removed and device-added sounds - Ask Ubuntu (1.01s)
01:24 <&rachel> sounds like you are getting hacked by your computer battery firmware being overwritten and creating a virtual USB keyboard to-- I have no idea
01:24 <&rachel> <3
01:25 <&rachel> have you tried using a 100% free operating sytem instead of POOPrietary ubuntu??
01:25 <&rachel> ?im sexy rms
01:25 <%topkek_2000> Found sexy rms: https://i.warosu.org/data/g/img/0519/64/1450641692691.jpg
01:25 <&rachel> hawttttt
01:25 < n17r4m> fuuuuu
01:26 < n17r4m> I'd hit that.
01:26 <&rachel> rofl
01:27 < Iskandar> sexier than i was expecting!
Title: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Post by: netpun on March 09, 2019, 12:19:05 am
This is an extremely crude proof of concept but YOOOOOOOO THIS IS COOL AS FUCK
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strace gnome-mines 2>&1 | aplay --rate 64It lets you listen to the program's inner workings.
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on December 14, 2019, 01:26:14 pm
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Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on July 13, 2020, 12:34:53 am


forced this bitch to switch to ubuntu and she came so hard she dropped out of college
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on February 14, 2022, 01:21:43 pm
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EuMRsrpXMAE3JrZ?format=png&name=small)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: here cums the fuck truck on February 20, 2022, 04:24:46 pm
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Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: nicefish on February 21, 2022, 12:45:01 pm
ffmpeg
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on October 28, 2022, 01:06:15 pm
(https://wiki.wetfish.net/upload/c9464553-199a-2013-7dd0-cc8d228f53e5.jpeg)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: vance on October 28, 2022, 07:16:20 pm
(https://s3.us-east-1.wasabisys.com/cdn.seal.cafe/31932bf1c215cc340d5021410c84af5b72ac46b09493dc0e46a201d4863e1bfa.png?name=5_4ZcdrChtqMHA.png)

coonfigers gonna config
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on March 13, 2023, 04:36:47 pm
IBM made this commercial 14 years ago???

"his name is linux"

Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on July 24, 2023, 04:50:05 am
(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/PkoVAMkbRQoGJPsrhXKOamxl/image.png)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on December 10, 2023, 12:29:10 am
(https://matrix.wetfish.chat/_matrix/media/v3/download/wetfish.chat/eCKdsVykuMsWUqyPkhHRHMDi/image.png)
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: rachel on February 14, 2024, 08:31:54 pm
Title: Re: I love Linux
Post by: vance on February 21, 2024, 07:36:12 pm