A doctor and a deaf man loved the same girl.  Every day the doctor would give the woman a rose, and everyday the deaf man would give the woman an apple. The woman got confused and one day asked the deaf man “Of course I understand why the doctor gives me a rose, but why do you give me an apple?”

The deaf man replied “What?”

Wow thanks, I'm glad you like it 😊

Contract is officially closed as of an hour ago. Wetfish now owns 45 acres in the mountains

There's something special about Mion from Deatte 5-Byou De Battle. She really triggers my yangire side. She's like the combination of a hamster and a serial killer. Do you get that vibe? I get that kind of vibe. Every word she speaks is sex to my ears, and she will not take her dick out of my earhole. Not that I'm bothered by it. She's the kind of girl who I'd keep a dick in my ear for at the drop of a hat! Or at the drop of her pants, in this case.

I can't get over her chivalrous, tight, well-oiled persona, nor over the fact that I can't reproduce it within myself in the slightest. I instead thus long for it while fawning over her existence day in and day out. She makes me horny in the same way that femboys make me horny: I won't be satisfied until I shove my dick so far up her ass it comes out her mouth.

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Thank you for your time.

Quote from: nepnep on November 30, 2022, 07:55:36 am

rachel, i want to give coral to reward good wiki posts. how do i upvoat?

Make a thread on the forums called "good wiki page awards" and then you can link to good wiki pages and the creators of said pages can reply to the thread and you can tip them

We should develop a better solution for this in the future, but we can implement it now with what we have!

You can award Wiki page creators for the work they've done here!

1. Think someone made a good Wetfish Wiki page?
Make an award post with a link to the wiki page you're awarding and the name of who made it.

2. See your name on an award post?
Reply to an award post to claim your prize!

3. Did the page creator reply to your award post?
Award them by going to "Actions > Tip" and tipping them coral or items! Or by just telling them how much you love (or owe) them.