LOL nice meme dude!! *cough*
You joke, but guess who never worries about a designated driver. Oh Lyft? Well, I never go home with someone sexy by accident. Um, what else. Most of my cool stories are about going to bed at a reasonable hour now. I don't have to worry about leaving my car somewhere. Oh lyft again? I can be certain that all my memory problems are stress related as opposed to something else. Jeez this is hard.