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Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off sharply after age 20.
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I have a friend who can only sleep on piles of old magazines; he has back issues.
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I bought my pistol from a dude named "T-Rex"; he's a small arms dealer.

My favorite joke. Mind you, this was told to me and the rest of my classmates in my high school Calculus class by my math teacher. Room mostly full of Mormon overachiever kids. I think I was the only one who laughed.


A Sadist and a Masochist pass each other in the street.
The Masochist says "hurt me."
The Sadist says "no."

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