Dad jokes

You want to know why a girl by the name of Erin decided to become an auto mechanic?

It is because she wanted to help put air-in car tires.

Have you ever heard of the Italian chef who kept getting into fender benders?

He once saw all the dents in his car and said "Oh no, now my car is al-dente".

A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar.  The bartender points to a sign that says "NO JOKES SERVED HERE" and asks them to leave. They head out without a word.

The next day, a horse walks in. Same deal—bartender points to the sign, and with a long face, the horse leaves.

The following day, a chicken walks in. The bartender points to the sign again and says "Sorry, no jokes served here."

The chicken, annoyed, asks "Fine. So where can I get a drink?"

The bartender replies "Try the bar across the road."

Q: What do you call it when a theater kid goes rogue and decides to become a spy?

A: thespionage

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