yo one time I met Rachel in a parking lot in Baltimore

we went to Denny's and I was taught how to eat a chicken wing with only one hand

now I'm a gay as fuck transgirl

this can't be coincidence

thx rachel

LOLLLLLLLLL

rachel didn't teach me how to do that but she did teach me how to make the groan stick tube noise.

AoooouuwwwWAHHHH!!!!

also we met that other guy? but I've never heard from him since, he seemed a lot less thrilled to be called out of his house at 3am by a stranger via a method tangentially related to /b/

fuck