i tried worm grunting today

for like 5 minutes. it didn't work so i bought an official worm grunting stick from real rednecks.  i will try more in different scenarios

did it rain? where did you do it?

I'd recommend trying to do it by the compost pile, there are lots of worms in that section of the yard

that's where i'm going to bury myself slightly under the ground and use the vibrations to coax my dick to poke out

i tried it on the site yard, no rain