fart thread

god i love to fucking fart

DAYYYUUMMM GUUURLL YOU FART WITH THAT ASS????

i got a fucking hemorrhoid from my new standing desk and farts make it fucking sore

fuck i hate being thirty

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

I wish this had audio

https://SORRY DISCORD IS NOT SUPPORTED DUE TO LINK ROT/attachments/840816550524878859/958225110211362846/1648523754693.webm

Quote from: vance on March 25, 2022, 09:47:26 am

i think my hemorrhoid is repairing.

im shoving witch hazel wet wipes in my asshole and clenching them in my ass.

I don't think you're supposed to do very much clenching when you have a hemorrhoid

the best thing you can do is put some lube in there before you poop until it goes away

i use the suppository like a tiny dildo before i shove it in

i am so fucking farty right now i just smelt my chair and its coated in my fart essence

god i love to fucking fart

RIP link rot, should have cached it on the wetfish homeserver 😢